Confession Is Like Licking A Dog, Empress, Did You Travel Through Time To Kill Me?

It’s hard to accept that it only happens in an instant.

The autumn water soon calmed down,

If she didn't have the courage to start over again, she wouldn't be worthy of being called the Immortal Emperor.

Since there are no monks in this world,

Then, no matter how superb the craftsmanship of a mortal is, he is still just a mortal and cannot compare with a monk.

Qiu Shui thought so at first.

But follow Lin Li, walking in the busy streets and alleys, watching people laughing, watching the order, watching planes flying through the sky...

Only then did she finally understand,

The craftsmanship of this mortal seems to be not much different from the civilization of monks.

Even in some aspects, it goes beyond that.

"You mean, all the people in this world, because of a thing called air conditioning, are not afraid of the heat in summer or the cold in winter, and they don't have to worry about food, clothing, or life?"

Autumn water walks on the road,

Although he was dressed simply, his charming aura still made passers-by on the street look askance at him.

Listening to Lin Li's description,

She was even more surprised and asked cautiously.

Lin Li shook his head: "Not everyone can do this. After all, there are disputes in this world, but it is much smaller than the world of immortality."

"Approximately how many people can do this?"

"If there were no disputes and inequality, the proportion that could be achieved would be 100%. Unfortunately, with these problems, the proportion would fall to about 30%."

Lin Li replied.

He was born in an ordinary family and can do all these things.

Every month, the pocket money given by his family allows him to occasionally make a small fortune and go out to restaurants with his brothers at least a few times every month.

Although because of Jiang Xueer’s relationship,

He became a licking dog, his pocket money was wiped out, and he never enjoyed the petty bourgeoisie life.

But what seemed like an extremely miserable experience to my classmates was something that ordinary people in the world of immortality, and even some monks, could never dream of.

"This is such a good world." Qiu Shui sighed.

Lin Li nodded: "Yes, so don't be unhappy because you can't go back. In this world, even ordinary people, even if they are not rich, have a much more interesting life than monks."

"Heizi, why do you think I'm unhappy? In your eyes, do I look like this sad person?"

Qiu Shui glanced at Lin Li and said dissatisfied.

"I tolerate calling me a scapegoat, don't call me a scapegoat!"

Lin Li's face turned dark, which reminded him of a long-lost old friend.

After staying in the world of cultivating immortals for too long, now that he has returned to Blue Star, he sees nothing new.

"Just starting from scratch."

Qiu Shui ignored Lin Li and said quite confidently, "Heizi, do you believe me? I can make a way out of the meat grinding ground in the world of immortality. I can certainly do the same in this world!"

Lin Li: "....Ah, yes, yes."

"Be careful when doing things. The most important thing now is to gather information. Heizi, follow me!"

Qiu Shui's voice is high,

She made a sword move and subconsciously wanted to walk on the sword and spy on the environment in the air.

But a pat on the waist,

There is no flying or flying sword.

Only then did she remember that all the magic weapons on her body were lost due to the space turbulence during the ascension.

The atmosphere was tense for a while,

Quite embarrassing.

"..."

Qiu Shui was silent for a moment, "Unexpectedly, since the flying sword can't be used, we will just leave."

Lin Li couldn't bear to disturb Qiu Shui's elegance. He shook his phone and a few words came out of his mouth after a long time:

"In this world, you can check the basic information of the world without leaving home."

"..."

Qiu Shui remained silent for a moment, "How could there be such a magic weapon?"

"Find a place to watch slowly."

Lin Li suddenly thought of a question, "Have you been on the small electric stove since you traveled through time? Did you already have these clothes?"

"Not bad." Qiu Shui nodded.

"Then it seems that you are not wearing it, but your soul is wearing it, which is similar to seizing the body." Lin Li thought for a moment and said.

"Seize the body? But my current appearance is the same as myself."

"You have no memory?"

"Silly, if I had memories, how could I be so surprised?" Qiu Shui stared at Lin Li with caring eyes.

Lin Li: "..."

That makes so much sense.

"Well, please touch your arms to see if there is anything to prove your identity."

Hearing this, Qiu Shui touched his pocket suspiciously, but unexpectedly, she actually pulled out a note from the pocket.

The words on the note clearly read:

[My name is Qiu Shui. I am a mental patient. I have lived in a mental hospital since I was a child. However, I have a brain problem and will have intermittent attacks. I ran out of the mental hospital. If you see me, please send me to Shushan District Sunshine Mental Hospital. Thank you. ! 】

Qiu Shui: "..."

Lin Li: "..."

He was greatly shocked,

This identity seems absurd, but it is very suitable for the coming of autumn water.

Could it be that the arrival of autumn water has been arranged long ago?

Is this a bit too fantasy?

Well, his previous time travel and the arrival of Qiushui were already fantasy enough, and adding one more thing is not incomprehensible.

that is....

Lin Li turned his head and bumped into Qiu Shui, who looked like he was about to kill someone, and couldn't help but shuddered:

"Don't worry, I won't send you to a mental hospital!"

"It's best this way, if you dare to say it, I'll beat you!"

Although Qiu Shui didn't know what a mental hospital represented, it was obviously not a good place for people with brain problems to live.

She thought about it for a while, but couldn't figure it out, so she simply shook her head and stopped thinking about it.

"Since I have nowhere to go, I'm going to live with you."

Qiu Shui said matter-of-factly.

"???"

Lin Li thought about it for a moment. The scene where he led a woman home and was beaten by his parents in a mixed doubles match made his hair suddenly explode.

"No, there are other people in my family and I can't take you back."

"You don't have a place of your own?"

Qiu Shui was silent for a moment and then said a few words, "It's okay. Although you are living a miserable life now, you just need to help me find a place to live. When I get familiar with the situation here, I will help you to prosper."

Having a miserable life...

Lin Li wanted to refute, but for a moment he didn't know where to start.

Ten thousand alpacas rush past in my heart,

What the hell is going on!

"Definitely." Lin Li was helpless, "I will find a way to find a place for you to live."

"good."

Qiu Shui's expression showed that I had indeed seen the person's expression correctly.

"Heizi, if someone bullies you, tell me and I will help you get back on your feet! Although my spiritual power is no longer there, I can still beat hundreds of mortals without any problem."

"Although there are no monks in this world, there are also higher weapons, such as firearms. A mortal with a gun can easily kill hundreds of mortals as long as there are unlimited bullets."

Lin Li explained earnestly that he was really afraid that Qiu Shui would become violent and do something earth-shattering in his life.

For example, tearing up Japanese soldiers with your hands or something...

"Okay, I understand, Heizi." Qiu Shui nodded cautiously.

"....Don't call me Heizi!!"