Confession Is Like Licking A Dog, Empress, Did You Travel Through Time To Kill Me?

"It's better to be comfortable here with you."

Lin Li was leaning on the small sofa, drinking sparkling water, playing with the remote control, and smelling the vague fragrance in the air, which was very comfortable.

Qiu Shui sat next to him, fiddling with his cell phone with a serious face. It seemed that he didn't hear what he said.

Lin Li stuck his head over and the sparkling water in his mouth spurted out on the spot.

"How to intercept RPGs? How to intercept nuclear weapons?"

He was a little dumbfounded. No wonder he had just taken Qiu Shui's mobile phone to watch videos, and all the messages he was pushing were military channels.

"What's wrong?" Qiu Shui blinked twice, "Did you choke?"

"fine."

Lin Li waved his hand and just smiled in his heart. Since Qiu Shui wanted to know this, let her go. This may be her way of gaining a sense of security. Anyway, it has no impact and is a bit cute.

"Heizi, you have to exercise your body to prevent you from suddenly dying one day." Qiu Shui said seriously.

"I'm very healthy!"

Lin Li looked at the serious Qiu Shui with a bad thought, and then flexed his biceps, "Here, squeeze it, it's hard!"

Qiushui poked it with his hand.

"Ouch!"

Lin Li immediately retracted his arm, pinched it and grinned, "What are you doing with so much strength?"

"Didn't you say it was very hard?" Qiu Shui looked strange.

"Then you can't use so much force...I'll try yours."

"Try?"

"Just learn my moves and then use your strength."

"oh."

Qiu Shui didn't think much, imitating Lin Li's movements and raised her arms, using a little force, but she suddenly felt a warm touch, but found that Lin Li didn't poke her, but pinched her directly.

For a moment, the tight strength was suddenly relieved,

"what you do?"

Looking at Qiu Shui's shocked eyes, Lin Li didn't panic at all. He coughed and said calmly:

"Check your strength. I didn't even poke you here, I just pinched it, so I was grinning just now."

"real?"

"real!"

"..." Qiu Shui blinked and hesitated, but still believed Lin Li's statement.

But what does it feel like, is there something strange?

Maybe I'm overthinking it.

The two of them sat on the sofa and watched TV together. Lin Li was paralyzed, while Qiu Shui was sitting upright, obviously not used to the softness of the sofa.

'Soft and slippery...'

Lin Li was still recalling the feeling just now,

Although Qiu Shui is very powerful, she doesn't have much muscle, and her arms are even a little tenderer than those of normal girls. Her strong strength may be due to the superior method of exerting force.

That's right, he touched the autumn water for the sake of science!

Lin Li remained calm, moved his butt closer to the side, and said: "Master Immortal Emperor, can I stay at your place for one night today? The dormitory is really unsuitable, and the smell of the feet of a bunch of gentlemen is unbearable!"

This is quite true,

In the summer, a bunch of people are too lazy to take a shower, and the smell is so bad that no one can live in it!

"Feet smelly?" Qiu Shui looked confused.

"You don't know about this thing? Oh, it smells good to your feet..." Lin Li had a toothache and thought of a metaphor, "It's the smell of dirt, similar to the smell of poisonous spells."

"Poison gas spell...you can fight poison with poison." Qiu Shui pondered for a moment.

"How do you fight fire with fire?"

"Some poisons have conflicting properties. One poison can dissolve the smell of another poison."

"Good guy, I don't even take a bath to develop foot odor. I'm going to use my foot odor to resolve it, right? Or who will die of the stink first?"

Thinking of this scene, Lin Li was very happy, and it took him another long time to explain clearly to Qiu Shui what foot odor was.

Qiu Shui fell silent and glanced at his feet.

Lin Li suspected that if he were not present, Qiu Shui might check whether he had foot odor.

You humans actually have stinky feet? Terrible!

"If you don't want to, forget it. Then I'll lie here with you for a while. It'll be much more comfortable than at school."

Lin Li yawned. Somehow, with Qiu Shui beside him, he could spend the day comfortably even without talking, and he didn't feel bored at all.

And if it were Jiang Xueer, he would feel uncomfortable all day long, let alone half a minute.

"It's not that I don't want you to stay, but it's inconvenient. I want..." Qiu Shui was a little embarrassed to say.

From the body of an Immortal Emperor to a mortal, it is not only the mentality and living habits that need to be changed, but also the same.

"I understand." Lin Li nodded. Fairies also need to go to the toilet.

"How about you rent a house next door?" Qiu Shui thought for a while and asked.

"How boring would it be to live alone?"

Lin Li decisively refused. If he wanted to come, he would come with a big one. He would not accept being a neighbor.

"Besides, I feel comfortable living in this room, not because of how nice the room is, but because I'm used to being around you, and I feel uncomfortable when not around you!"

"Me too."

"What are you too?"

"That's what you said..." Qiu Shui turned his head and looked away, "I'm used to being around you. It's a bit boring to be alone at home."

"Then just let me live here!"

"no."

"Okay, okay." Lin Li shrugged. It seemed that Qiu Shui's psychological development was quite strong and it would not be easy to defeat him.

However, if it is too easy, it will be boring. It is interesting to have some challenges!

He found a movie to play and stopped talking. He sat next to Qiu Shui and watched the movie with gusto.

The movie is called "Your Name" and it tells the story of a male protagonist and a female protagonist swapping bodies. Qiu Shui also watched it and was lost in thought for a while. He imitated Lin Li and slumped on the sofa, drinking a sparkling drink. .

Lin Li affirmed this, people always have to learn to enjoy life!

Cultivate a habit of watching movies in Qiu Shui,

In this way, even if she is lonely at home, she will not be too bored.

Without her, she still didn't dare to go out. After all, she didn't have the magic. If she got lost, her eyes would be completely black, and she would be separated in a sea of ​​people.

Although Qiu Shui is not afraid of meeting bad people, she is afraid of not being able to find Lin Li.

"How's it going? Does it look good? What are you thinking about?"

When the movie ended, Lin Li looked at Qiu Shui who was thinking and asked with a smile.

"nice."

Qiu Shui nodded, "I was wondering, what would your life be like without me by your side?"

"It's easy. I'll take you to the school for a couple of walks another day."

Lin Li smiled, and suddenly heard a "Gulu" sound, and Qiu Shui's stomach was beating.

"Didn't you have lunch?"

"Didn't eat."

"Why don't you eat? It's not because you're afraid of the delivery boy. A hundred delivery boys are not enough for you." Lin Li was a little confused.

"It's just that I didn't eat today, and my stomach feels uncomfortable." Qiu Shui shook his head, "It's okay, this pain is nothing, I can completely ignore it."

Stomachache?

Lin Li's heart suddenly tightened and she was a little worried. When she looked at Qiu Shui's belly, she saw some red spots on the sofa.

It's bright red blood.

He was relieved and laughed: "It should be your relatives here."

"Relatives?" Qiu Shui tilted his head.