Conquer the beast in the doomsday game
Chapter 275 Jet Fighter
Chapter 275 Splatoon
Jian Wuji and his men surrounded it into a group, trying to catch the turtle in an urn. Several hands rushed to grab the little guy in the middle.
Jian Wushuang couldn't help but feel a little anxious when he saw this, but he knew he couldn't act too eager, otherwise this guy might do something even more irrational in order to embarrass him.
"Jian Wuji, you are still the dignified second young master of the Jian family, and you actually got angry with a cat. If your father, who cares more about reputation than fate, finds out about this, you know the consequences."
As expected, someone who was originally intent on catching the cat raised his head and glared angrily after hearing this, "How dare you mention my father, you loser, it's a shame to have someone like you in the family."
"Meow~" This stinky mouth is really annoying. If it weren't for the fact that she is a cat now, she would really want to sew this person's stinky mouth shut.
Just as Jian Wuji approached with a sinister smile, Shen Qiutang raised her sharp claws and jumped towards his chin.
Jian Wuji and his servants who were gathered together suddenly felt a black shadow bouncing in front of their eyes, so before they had time to react, their bodies reacted to him first.
"ah!--
In the secluded courtyard, an extremely sad scream suddenly came, and then a dark and petite figure broke through the crowd with a whoosh and jumped onto the wall.
"Catch this little beast for me!"
I saw Jian Wuji holding his chin and raising his head angrily. After receiving the order, all the servants raised their heads to catch Shen Qiutang. Not to mention that because they stood too close, a group of people stacked up in a twisted manner like Arhats. together.
The most unlucky person was Jian Wuji. He was pressed at the bottom by this group of servants and almost suffocated.
And Shen Qiutang deliberately jumped to the bottom of the group of them, found Jian Wuji who was pressed until his face turned blue, tilted his head, slapped his face with his tail and ran to Jian Wushuang's feet.
Jian Wushuang couldn't help laughing when he saw this, and quietly hugged it and ran away. Everyone in the yard fell together, how could they care about the two young people?
"That's strange, where is the second young master?"
A group of servants struggled to stand up from the crowd in a panic. Jian Wujike at the bottom was in terrible condition. He was already suffering from being crushed, but now that they were struggling like this, he was almost vomiting blood from being crushed.
His face turned red, and he spoke in a very weak and trembling tone as he stretched out two fingers, trying to attract the attention of the servants who were pressing on him.
"Give me...start..."
A voice as thin as a mosquito's fly came from underneath them, and suddenly a servant said: "Strange, I seemed to hear the young master's voice just now."
"Oops, why are you guys holding the second young master down? Why don't you get up quickly, you idiots!"
After hearing this, the group of people got up in panic and helped Jian Wuji, who was almost suffocating, to stand up.
"I'm sorry, Master. It's my slave's fault. Please punish me, Master!"
Jian Wuji resisted the urge to kill and gritted his teeth and said: "You idiots, haven't you noticed that everyone is gone? Why don't you find them for me quickly? I don't believe that a waste and a cat can go anywhere?"
"Yes, Second Young Master"
Jian Wuji, who had just finished giving the order, suddenly felt something strange in his stomach, and then there was a gurgling sound inside, as if a group of things were about to overthrow the river.
Then, the heartbreaking pain like a blender suddenly came, and suddenly a vigorous force was about to spurt out from his body.
"Puff~puff~"
Wave after wave of stinky smell jumped out from his buttocks, and the servants were immediately turned pale by the smoke and almost wanted to throw up against the wall.
However, Jian Wuji's stomach seemed to be out of control, and his farts kept popping out one after another. He tried hard to clamp his legs together, trying to hold back this sudden unpleasant feeling.
However, the next second, with the sound of 'poof~', Jian Wuji suddenly felt a wet feeling in his pants, and the string in his head was instantly broken.
"What does this smell like? It smells so bad?"
"It seems like someone is taking a shit. Who is so disgusting in broad daylight?"
Then the stinky fart kept popping out like a small firecracker.
Following the crackling sounds, everyone looked at Jian Wuji's clothes, and saw that the area near his buttocks was slightly moist.
"vomit--"
"What are you looking at? Why don't you help me back quickly?"
The servants held their noses and approached him with great resistance.
However, the next second, their stomachs suddenly turned upside down, and then, the originally quiet courtyard seemed like a large ensemble scene, and symphonies were played one after another.
Suddenly, the yard was filled with feces and urine, and the stench was so high that it made people's scalp numb. The culprit cat was hiding behind the rockery with Jian Wushuang, watching this wonderful scene.
[Splatoon: There is no need to introduce it in detail when you see this name. The player who is hit with the card will spray continuously until collapse within four hours. Note: Only when you have physical contact with the target person and say the mantra 'Squirt me'
, Warrior' can trigger this card]
Now that she had turned into a cat, her ability to use abilities was greatly reduced, so she suddenly remembered this card that she had dusted into the corner.
This card is a group card. As long as there are sufficient powers in the body, all players who have been in contact with her and whose own strength is lower than her will be affected by the card's effects.
Jian Wushuang looked helplessly at the little guy whose corners of the mouth were gradually raised to an exaggerated level. His pair of green pupils seemed to be shining brightly, looking at the group of extremely embarrassed people. Those two mouths could hardly hold back.
smile.
Jian Wushuang looked at the group of people coldly. Jian Wuji was in a state of disbelief. He thought in his heart that he deserved it. As the saying goes, a gentleman's revenge is not too late in ten years. Now he is weak and weak. One day, he will let these insults happen.
His people pay the price.
The people in the courtyard left in the blink of an eye, but the farce spread throughout the mansion.
Presumably after what happened today, other players will be unable to sit still.
The reason why Shen Qiutang did this was to deliberately lure them into taking the bait. After all, the purpose of those on the red side was not only to obtain the Qingming Sword, but also to kill all the blue side and the protagonist Jian Wushuang.
When she raised her head, she found a small, inconspicuous gray sparrow squatting on a branch of the pear tree.
The sparrow didn't notice the man and the cat hiding behind the rockery. All its attention was focused on Jian Wuji and his group in the yard.
After their group of people were carried out of the hospital, the gray sparrow also left at this time.
(End of chapter)
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