Conquer the World

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Chapter 1. The Most Special People in Border Towns

The violent cold wind came from the north. After being wrapped in snow foam and rubbing the ground, it was rolled up with a lot of yellow weeds. The depressed scenery was also a scenery. If the poets in the imperial capital saw such scenes I am afraid I will also make a few words that ordinary people will never understand.

The lantern of the imperial capital is the object of their chant, and the Yangtze River, the largest river in the empire, is also the object of their chant. Of course, the pink and clear people in the half moon tower of the capital are also the object of their chant, but it is undeniable that the girls of the half moon tower are usually Can't afford it.

The battlefield and killing are always good subjects for poets to express their emotions.

After the New Year's Eve, the weather is still so cold that it can't be sold, especially in the place where the bird is not **** at the northwestern edge of the empire. It is no exaggeration to say that if there is some problem with the prostate, the spit urine can be frozen to that point. Root useless things.

There are dozens of dead bodies lying outside in the small forest. Because the weather is too cold, people who have died are as hard as stones. Under the sun shining, the dead bodies became iced blood. Refraction of a strange color, just like the wine produced by the Westerners, is almost the same color when viewed through a delicate crystal cup.

The leather boots broke the blood coagulated ice and made a clicking noise.

A side army wearing imperial black leather armor and dark blue livery was walking to the corpses, wiping off the two popsicles hanging down from the nose and said with a little pride: "Beheaded forty-three levels, and snatched back and looted. The credit for this property is not big, not small. At least Lao Tzu, the second lieutenant, can also be promoted to a half-level. If he is promoted to the rank of captain, I would like to invite you to the red sleeves to drink flowers and wine. "

"The team is bragging again-forcing it!"

A frontier soldier shook his head and said, "Even if the team is taking you out of the army for five years, it is not enough for our twenty-three brothers to recruit everyone for a glass of wine in the red sleeves."

"There is a solution, can I still pay with Lao Tzu?"

After saying this, the army was daring to slap Li Dang, and he looked back and asked what it was like: "Where did Fang Xie go? I haven't seen him since the killing!"

"Is this unexpected?"

The lieutenant, Chief Fu, who survived the eleventh battle between the empire and foreign enemies, sighed, "I survived this kind of thing eleven times in the battle, and it was an odorless sound before Fang Jie. Fart. I bet he can survive well even after 110 wars. "

Qiu Xiaoshu smiled and said, "He has a lot of wealth to keep, and naturally he is afraid of death. You are not the same, you are bachelor one ... eleven wars do not die, until now you are still a captain, this is really not a thing Glory. "

Baby Fu said very earnestly: "I never deny that I am afraid of death, and I am proud to survive ... but what about the junk kid? He never thought that he was afraid of death, but which time his mother killed a horse thief. How dare you come? I bet that within a quarter of an hour the junk thing must have come out with a smile, and then said with ease to us: To celebrate another great victory of our frontier, I ask Everyone goes to Yunji Dog Meat Bun Shop and drink! "

Twenty soldiers of the Frontier who were sorting out the equipment and nodded their bodies almost nodded at the same time.

Take it seriously.

"You're content!"

Qiu Xiaoshu patted him on the shoulder and said, "Since Fan Gucheng has this guy called Fangjie, our food has really improved a lot. You can't deny that Fan Gucheng's 800 Frontier Army, two thousand people, no One who doesn't like that guy. "

"A man who is afraid of death to the extreme, everyone likes him, why?"

Fu baby asked with a pout.

"because……"

The team leader Li Gan bent down and dragged a gold chain hanging from the neck of the horse thief's boss. He looked at him with a sigh of relief: "Fang Jie that guy ... too **** it will make money. Fan Gucheng's life It ’s better every year because of his presence. I bet ... the Imperial Guards are not equipped with ours! They are not as good as ours! ”

At this time, I don't know where to come out of a handsome young man who was only 14 or 15 years old. He wore a leather suit that didn't fit well, rubbed his hands and walked over and said with a smile: To celebrate another great victory for our frontier, I invite everyone to go to Yunji Dog Meat Bun Shop and drink at the bar? "

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Fan Gucheng

Fan Gucheng's army general Li Xiaozong's study.

The brazier was very hot, and from time to time, tiny ash rose up with the flames. The temperature in the room is so different from the outside, the warmth makes people reluctant to leave.

Li Xiaozong is the supreme commander of the 800 soldiers of Fan Gucheng's frontier. Although he is only a general from Wupin, there is no doubt that in this small town of Fangu with a length and width of three and a half, even length and width In a huge area of ​​more than two hundred miles, he has absolute rights and status.

He came from the Longyou Li family. Although he was only a side child, he was barely a nobleman. From birth, he had the right servant's dereliction of duty. From Qipin, Hanmen's children might not be able to pursue the status even if they struggled for life . And Li Xiaozong's most admirable thing is not his origin, but his talent.

Since he was transferred to Fan Gubian Army General three years ago, the jurisdiction within a radius of 200 miles has been much more peaceful than before. In the first year of his arrival, the frontier troops dispatched thirty-three times and killed more than 900 thieves. Last year the frontier dispatched six times and killed more than 200 thieves. This year ... To be precise, it took only eight months after the frontier killed the horse thief last June.

Therefore, Li Xiaozong has a headache. There is less military merit in the report, how can I reward more points? Thinking of this, he couldn't help but hesitated, and then had to reflect on when he became so greedy ...

He only finished his twenty-sixth birthday last month. Not only did he come from a family, it is said that he was an outstanding student from the Imperial Capital Yanwuyuan. He graduated and was appointed as a frontier general. This can also prove that he is in Yanwuyuan It's coquettish ... oh no, the rumors of romantic characters are true.

It is said that in the imperial military, the power is not the greatest, but the fame and status is absolutely the greatest. The director of the performance military court once praised Li Xiaozong in public. If you haven't hanged up because of your bad temper when you are thirty, then you are likely to become the youngest governor of the empire.

From this sentence, we can see that Dean Zhou values ​​Li Xiaozong, but the next sentence of Dean Zhou may be the focus.

Of course, if nothing else ... you can't even live at twenty-five! An idiot who has only studied in Yanwuyuan for three years and still only attacks and cannot defend, the Ministry of Defense intends to transfer you to the border city ... I want to mourn for you now!

Dean Zhou miscalculated, because Li Xiaozong's life in the border town for three years was so moist.

Whenever Li Xiaozong thought of Dean Zhou's comment, he couldn't help but want to laugh.

To be truthful, it was because of an accident that he became less rampant than before, because there were so many things in the world that made him feel too good, and he couldn't bear to die.

This accident was a boy named Fang Jie.

"Fang Juexiao ... you really are a **** genius!"

Li Xiaozong couldn't help but admire Juvenile Lang who was holding his **** by the brazier.

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Fang Jie, the word Jue Xiao.

Three years ago, Li Xiaozong became a fan general of Fan Gucheng. He also appeared in this small but famous town. In just one year, he became a celebrity in Fan Gucheng. Explain with the words of the border army Li Dangdang, that this guy is too **** good to make money!

He dared to burn his **** in Li Xiaozong's study, and there are many people in the entire 800-foot army of Fan Gucheng, because Li Xiaozong is not a severe general, and his study is not like the one in Red Sleeve. The boudoir of the wicked candlestick dance of the flowing sleeves is so difficult to enter. After all, the latter is said to be a yellow-girl, and he ... don't say it.

But the person who dared to burn his **** in Li Xiaozong's study, and still roasted his butt, must have only one solution.

The **** was steaming and floated white.

"You pee?"

Li Xiaozong asked Fang Xie seriously.

"Without urine-sao-smell, it must not be urine!"

The eyebrows were clear and clear, and the clear-cut and clear-faced answer answered seriously: "When Li Gan killed the horse thief, you didn't know how strong the wind was. In order not to be frozen to death, I had to dig a snow hole and hide it. This is to save physical strength and ensure body temperature The best way, but it is undeniable that if you sit for a long time, it will still be wet ... "

Feeling his buttocks finally warmed up, Fang Xie took out a stack of squared paper from his arms and handed it to Li Xiaozong: "The harvest of last month is not too brilliant, but it is less than 10% more than last month. . "

"That's thousands of white flowers!"

Li Xiaozong praised: "Fang Jie, did you send it down to benefit Fan Gucheng?"

Fang Jie sorted out his clothes, and then he answered very earnestly, "I was sent by God to benefit all mankind ..."

"How can God be willing to let you down, if you stay in the sky, how much money do you have to earn?"

Li Xiaozong looked at the silver ticket in his hand and said with emotion.

"If the general is fine, I'll read UU Kankanshu.com. I'll go back to Jinyuanfang first. Tomorrow is the day of the bazaar, so you have to prepare more or less."

Fang Xie looked back and determined that he was no longer smoking on his **** and was ready to leave.

"If you go back to sleep, I'll throw this stack of silver tickets into a brazier and burn them."

Li Xiaozong glared at him and said.

"For the silver ticket ... I have to sleep."

Fang Jie said something embarrassed.

"Come on, I know you must have agreed to ask Li Gan to be their dog hotpot. Remember not to drink too much alcohol. If the law enforcement team is holding it, I can't use it for personal gain."

"Relax, General."

Fang Xie said as he walked outside the door: "It is not once or twice to eat meat and drink with the law enforcement team. Last time, a law enforcement team was trying to catch me. Two pots of old wine went down, and he started talking to me. Brother. You know, people who eat can always have short mouths, and people who take can always soften their hands. "

"It seems necessary to change the law enforcement team ..."

Li Xiaozong said with a sigh, and then shook his head again: "Unless I have changed myself, otherwise you will always be the most special one in Fan Gucheng. Go back to sleep and watch you bother me!" "

"Oh!"

Fang Xie gave a military salute, then turned and walked out of the study. Then I went out and walked three or four steps. Suddenly I heard Li Xiaozong's voice drifted from behind: "Fang Juexiao, are you farting?"

Fang Xie was frightened, and said in his heart how did this silent, farting general find out?

He turned back and asked in amazement, "General, is your skill better?"

Li Xiaozong shook his head and said seriously: "I ... saw it."

Fang Jie froze and then sighed to the sky: "Fan Gucheng is good everywhere, it's so **** cold! You can see it when you fart ... you can see ..."