Conquer the World

Chapter 36 Death to Me

If counted by grade, Li Yuan is the nephew of Li Xiaozong. However, on the surface of the family, the hierarchical system is clear, but in fact, it is messy inside. When the old lady of the Li family was almost eighty years old, she also took a fourteen-year-old girl who was as beautiful as a flower. Two years later, this little girl gave birth to a child. I do n’t want to say that the other person is an old man who does n’t believe it, so he confessed his blood. If the child is n’t his, he does n’t say that the child is the child.

It is strange that the child is really his after he confessed his blood. The old man was overjoyed and set up a banquet for three days. In addition to proving that the old lady of the Li family is so fierce and fierce, it can only prove that the family is really chaotic. The old lady is Li Lan ’s father, the grandfather of General You Yuanshan, Li Yuanshan, the grandfather of Li Xiaozong, the grandfather of the frontier, and the grandfather of Li Yuan.

The old lady of the Li family has lived in her nineties. Although the teenage child is a grandfather of Li Yuan by generations, she has no status because she was born. The three-day banquet was not so much a celebration of his birth, but an old lady congratulating himself that he was still alive.

But I don't know why, the child looks like his eldest nephew ...

Li Xiaozong also broke out, so even if he had a military post from Wupinya, he had no identity as long as he returned to the Li Family Courtyard.

Li Yuan is the grandson of Li Lan, although he is not the grandson of Changfang.

The Li family was originally a dominant family in Longxi County, so Li Yuan's posthumous excuses are justified. Xiangcheng Li, looking at the entire Da Sui is also a big tree.

At the foot of Mushan, Fang Xie specifically instructed the big dog to drive the carriage to a place far away from the camp of Red Sleeve, and asked Mu Xiaoyao to go to the Red Sleeve to spend the night. What are you going to do? Fang Xie said in a serious way that this time it was for the sky, Mu Xiaoyao said that it was something new and I could n’t leave, so I had to stay and take a look.

Mu Xiaoyao said he wanted to stay, whether it was a solution or a big dog.

So Mu Xiaoyao was still sleeping in the carriage, while the big dog squatted reluctantly to skin the mule it had hunted. He rarely did it by himself, although he was a flesh-free person. Whenever Fang Xie asked him to do it himself, he always said that a gentleman was far away from the kitchen, but he would never see a gentleman.

He loves to eat meat, but will never cook by himself unless forced to do so.

I don't know if there is any secret behind his meaningless insistence. Fang Jie tried and found nothing.

So when Fang Xie took Li Yuan, Cui Lue Shang and others back to the carriage, the big dog was still watching a few gamers who had died of game and were worried. There was an iron pot in front of him, and the water in the pot had already been boiled, but the pheasant was standing still, and two mules were still hanging on the side of the tree branch.

After Fang Xie came back to see this, he pretended to be angry and scolded a few words and then laughed and asked Li Yuan to wait for someone later. He personally plucked and peeled those wild games. Such a crude thing Li Yuan and others would never intervene. Even watching Fang Jie's hands and feet swiftly threw pheasants into boiling water for scalding, and then threw a mule on the ground and peeled with a sharp blade, everyone's eyes showed a strong disdain and contempt.

Gentlemen are far away from the kitchen, children of the nobility, naturally they will not touch such crude and disgusting things. Even if Cui Lueshang saw it for a while, he felt uncomfortable, and simply pulled Li Yuan and others to climb up a high **** to watch the night mountain scenery. Li Yuan and Cui Luishang talked and laughed, winking at the short and ugly Liu Yineng. This is notorious in Xiangcheng. He peeked at a woman at the age of five to take a bath. After sleeping with all the maids around, all the women at the age of seventeen, including the old sister-in-law, immediately turned back, holding a bag of inferior poison from the three gates under the river.

Originally, they intended to kill Cui Luishang, but now they suddenly came up to solve this dead ghost, and they naturally became even more reckless. Even if Cui Luishang was poisoned, as long as he married Fang to explain a murder in the countryside In the story of Xiangcheng, those gang warriors who arrested fast and even the county magistrates, will it be true that they will carefully investigate and offend the Li family and Liu family?

The influence of the Cui family in Xiangcheng is far inferior to that of the Li family and the Liu family, so this matter does not seem to be a major event in the eyes of Li Yuan and Liu Yineng. However, both of them were sinister and wicked. They thought they were clever but forgot to think about it. The first two enrollments in the Wuyuan Academy were recommended by the Governor of Xi'an, Yang Xiuchen, who were from the Li family. Is Cui's second-class family?

To be arrogant to the extreme is foolishness.

Just two months ago, Her Majesty promoted Cui Ying to a concubine.

The poison in Liu Yineng's hand is not a good thing at all. It is not a secret product made by Sanxiaotang, nor is it the seven-step poison of the ghost crying child, nor is it the poisonous poison of the crazy woman in Ling Yangu. It's just a bottle of the next three poisons bought from the lower reaches of the rivers and lakes, and you can always buy ten bottles.

Inferiority is inferior, but human life is unambiguous.

The dog sitting on the side of the water was picking at the corner of his mouth and couldn't help whispering something in a whisper. Then self-pity and pity said that the nose is so good that it is not a good thing, the smell of this antidote is really nasty.

Liu Yineng pretended to watch Fang Jie peel the mule, and then blocked the dog's sight and quietly spilled the packet of poison into the iron pot. The water in the pot suddenly crackled and cracked a few times, and the big dog couldn't help but lament a poisonous garbage like this. It was really difficult for you, and then deliberately turned around to look elsewhere and pretended not to find it.

Such an inferior method was that Fang Jie couldn't help but look at the corners of his mouth and twitched in his heart, and cursed each of Liu Yineng's ancestors in the eighteenth generation three times. But there was absolutely no greeting to any female relative of Liu Yineng. The reason was simple. Liu Yineng was too ugly. Fang Xie really had no desire for such a person's matriarchy.

Poisoning also needs to be ignored by the two people who are poisoning. Fang Jiezhen is anxious for the brother who is doing good in Xiangcheng. This method is also mixed here in Xiangcheng, and it will always be the tail behind Li Yuan's ass. If the emperor meets people from a real big family, he will be played to death and there will be no residue.

The poisoned Liu Yineng turned away and was proud.

Big Dog glanced at the foam in the pot and asked Fang Jie: "What should I do? This silly-force hasn't even seen the water boiled?" His mother's water was greasy like porridge. "

Fang Xie reluctantly, got up and took a wooden scoop to bite out the foam on the boiling water: "Don't blame others, after all, amateurs are amateurs."

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Pheasants need boiling water to remove hair, and the ladle must be washed after being peeled. So when both things touch the water, they are poisonous. This is the most intolerable of big dogs, and I don't know how many ancestors of Liu Yineng have been scolded in my heart. He can tolerate anything wasted, but it is difficult for him to accept waste of meat.

If Fang Jie had repeatedly said that he would take him to eat the best restaurant and the best noodles in the restaurant, the big dog might strike immediately.

So while fortunate to encounter a pig-like opponent, Fang Xie also felt that he had to be careful about his teammates like pigs. Oh no, it's a teammate like a dog.

After more than half an hour of suffering, Fang Jie was ready to entertain the guests. The moment the roasted meat was cut and placed, neither Li Yuan nor Fang Jie secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

"What about wine?"

Fang Jie saw that the big dog who had fetched wine on the carriage hadn't returned yet, and shouted displeasedly: "I asked you to get some wine to be so grinded, don't you think I paid you more? I'll hire a smarter one in Chang'an City, old and stupid to make you useless! "

Li Yuan and Cui Luishang and others looked at the carriage subconsciously, but saw that the carriage was shaking violently, that the horses pulling the carriage seemed to be frightened and almost ran out. Cui slightly business was trembling and couldn't help asking Fang Xie: "Why is your wine locked in the iron box? The movement of taking wine is so big!"

Only then did Fang Xie wake up to one thing and couldn't help praying for the big dog.

At this moment, the big dog swooped out of the carriage and landed on his face.

He struggled to stand up, crookedly walked towards this side with his two wine pouches, his eye circles were darkened, and the corners of his mouth were swollen. He walked and muttered, "Getting wine ... you thought it was so easy Thing? "

Fang Xie quickly greeted him and picked up the wine pouch. He laughed and said, "This old guy loves to steal my wine and drink, so it's hidden."

The big dog snorted, walked to the carriage, leaned against a tree, rubbed the corner of the sore mouth, and whispered, "Mu small waist ... isn't it just taking two bags of wine for you? ? "

Fortunately, his voice was low, and Li Yuan and others could not hear him.

Fang Xie filled up the wine for Li Yuan, Cui Luishang and others, accompanied the smiling face and said, "This servant was hired from the countryside. I haven't seen anything in the world. No matter how strange it is, this wine is good. From You can buy it in Fangu, a border town. "

Cui Lue-shang raised his glass and smelled it, and couldn't help but praise: "The wine is fragrant, it's really good wine. You don't need to know that this wine has at least three or five years of cellar storage."

Li Yuan is also a good wine, can not help but hold up the glass and taste.

"It's really good. Although it is better than our Longtan Brewery in Xiangcheng, it is also a rare wine. I can't think of such a good wine in a cold and remote place like Fan Gu. It is rare."

"The wine is not bad, the craftsmanship of Shang Brothers is even better!"

Li Yuan pointed at the barbecue in front of him and praised, "The color is golden, the outside is crisp and the inside is tender."

"Try it?"

Fang Xie quickly said, "Look if it's not right?"

Li Yuan staggered, and Liu Yineng quickly met from the side and said, "Brother Shang is the host today, UU reading www.uukanshu.com. We are guests. How can the host eat the first thing without the guests. You eat first, we Eat again. "

Fang Jiefang took the chopsticks that he had taken up seriously and said, "No, right, because today I am the master and several sons are guests. How can a guest not eat the master ’s own reason? I think Li Gongzi has a high reputation. Move the first chopsticks first, otherwise everyone will let the dishes go cold like this. "

Li Yuan quickly waved his hand: "We also drank Cui Gongzi's light to eat so delicious. How about letting Cui Gongzi move the chopsticks first?"

Cui Luishang is a real person and thought for a while: "Then I'll eat first."

"wait!"

Fang Xie stopped and said, "Our Da Sui is a state of etiquette and we must not lose our etiquette. So let's talk about their respective ages, whoever is the oldest will eat first."

Cui slightly business laughed: "That's good!"

Li Yuan turned pale, and looked at the people around him, but he was the oldest: "This is not good ... the older, naturally let the younger eat first, this is the virtue advocated by Da Sui."

"Right!"

Cui Lue said: "Brother Shang, you must be the youngest, and you should eat first."

"No, I'll eat it first."

"Brother Shang eats first"

"Li Gongzi eat first"

"Brother Shang eats first"

So much disagreement, back and forth to let back and forth more than a dozen times no one would eat first. In the end, I couldn't think of any words to refuse, but no one would move the chopsticks first.

Just then a fragrant wind suddenly came over, followed by a red shadow blocking the view. When the crowd was stunned, they saw a beautiful woman in a red dress who pressed Li Yuan to the ground with one hand, pinching Li Yuan's mouth with one hand, and holding up the plate with the other hand, poured into Li Yuan's mouth!

"Fuck! Anxious me!"

Mu Xiaoya cursed and stared at Fang Jie fiercely.