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Chapter 228 The holy warrior is about to explode!
Ding Yu glared murderously, then put on a smile and waved happily before Pan Ge and Xi Luting noticed...
"Huh? You two beauties, have you just finished class?"
Brother Lie walked over quickly, with happiness written all over his face.
As a man, you should give your love to others and bear the pressure yourself!
Pan Ge and Xi Luting held hands, looked up at the doggy man, and asked with a half-smile, "Why didn't you go to the gym yesterday? When you go back to school at this time, which beauty's bed did you just get out of?"
The one who knows me is Xiao Pan!
Han Lie sighed in his heart, but his face felt greatly wronged.
"What are you talking about? Yesterday, I went to accompany a client. Second Sister Jin introduced a few big names in cultural circles. They worked until midnight and then they just took out 50 million of the fundraising quota from my hand."
In society, my brother Lie never lies. Whenever he speaks, it is all true.
He wouldn't explain it when one on one, but well, it's different today.
Pan Ge and Xi Luting, a pair of mortal enemies, actually held hands affectionately. It was so weird that Brother Lie took it a bit seriously.
After hearing Han Lie's explanation, Xi Luting nodded thoughtfully: "Oh, the one I slept with yesterday was a female star..."
w(Д)w! ! !
Han Lie was so frightened that his whole body trembled.
No, I haven’t seen you for a few days. Have you practiced anything with the Northeastern Great Immortal?
Fortunately, I have upgraded my acting skills to level 4...
When he walked towards the two of them, Han Lie had already completed his mental image - he was an innocent, decent, tired man who was busy with his career until midnight.
Therefore, in the process of expressing, he should be excited when he is wronged - he must not feel guilty or guilty.
"What are you talking about?!"
The dog man was so angry that he jumped on his feet: "Yesterday, Big Secret invited me to have a drink and I didn't even go!"
Xi Luting looked at Han Lie suspiciously, half believing it or not.
Pan Ge opened his eyes twice and suddenly interrupted: "So who are you going to have a drink with?"
"No one is following!"
Brother Lie raised his chin confidently, wanting to remain innocent in the world.
"I went back to the hotel directly and didn't drink again!"
Good guy, even those little fresh meat and old bacon later will die when they see Lie Shen's acting skills.
From the construction of mental images, to the transformation of images, to the level design of actions and thoughts, everything is done perfectly.
The slightest movement of raising his chin was full of emotions.
But this emotion is not forced out, but "flows" out normally through a series of high-end techniques.
Xi Luting and Pan Ge looked at each other, unable to sense any flaws, and began to wonder if they had really wronged the dog man.
As soon as Brother Lie saw their eyes, he immediately promoted the transition.
"Stop sitting here and find a place to sit for a while. Have you two had breakfast?"
Xi Luting is a girl who can get up early, but Pan Ge is not. She usually doesn't get up until the alarm clock goes off.
Sure enough, Pan Ge immediately shook his head.
"No!"
Brother Lie didn't wait for the two of them to discuss it and made the decision decisively: "Let's go and have something to eat in the cafeteria."
As soon as Pan Ge nodded, Xi Luting frowned: "I have eaten, and I have professional classes next period."
Brother Lie smiled secretly in his heart: I knew your class schedules were different!
If they simply go to the cafeteria alone, wouldn't this separate them?
When you two are alone, I will let you know why the flowers are so red!
Quack, quack, quack…
Just as he was feeling proud, Pan Ge suddenly grabbed Xi Luting's arm: "What kind of professional courses are not professional courses? Run away!"
Damn it!
Gou Lie was stunned.
He looked at Xi Luting nervously, not daring to show his expectations at all, for fear of having some stimulating effect.
As a result, Xi Luting thought for a moment and nodded slightly.
"Well, it's the end of the semester anyway, and I'm preparing a program for the Arts Department..."
Brother Lie's eyesight went dark. He felt like he had dug a hole by himself?
MMP!
With a forced smile and bared teeth at them, Han Lie put his arms around the necks of Ding Ding and Xiao Dong Dong and squeezed them tightly into his arms.
"How long has it been since you two said hello to me? Huh?! Ouch, I miss you so much..."
"Ahem!"
The two unlucky children were strangled by Han Lie until their faces turned red and veins were exposed, and they almost died on the spot.
In the end, Pan Ge came to the rescue: "Why are you bullying them? Who are you angry with?"
"No no."
Brother Lie smiled and let go, and just as he was about to be friendly again, these two things disappeared in a flash.
Have you let go? !
It's normal. Ding Ding knows what he has done, and Xiao Dongbei knows what Ding Ding has done. We are brothers in distress, so it would be strange not to run away.
So Han Lie followed them towards the cafeteria, holding his right hand behind his back and swinging it wildly.
The little assistant was smart. He didn't go forward from the beginning. Now he went directly to the administrative building, preparing to return to the office of the Ministry of Literature and Art to take charge.
She was going to stop those little bitches like Wang Tianqing and Yin Qin, but she couldn't let anyone get involved anymore, otherwise the boss would be deposed...
On the way, Han Lie had nothing to say.
"What's going on with you two? We haven't seen each other for a few days. Are your feelings getting better?"
This girl is Pan Ge. She is the most aggressive in bed, and the most picky in bed. She choked Han Lie when she opened her mouth.
"I am in a hurry!"
Her beautiful eyes rolled around, and she sighed: "You haven't summoned my concubine for a whole week, and you haven't gone to the court to open a house for ten days. Considering your physique and needs, the emperor, is this normal?
The concubine felt sad and anxious, so she had no choice but to discuss with Concubine Xi how we could better share the emperor's worries..."
What the hell!
Han Lie's head suddenly buzzed, as if he had been struck by lightning, and everything inside was burnt.
All the mental images that build up the image design are blown to pieces.
This is where the relationship problem lies!
He opened his mouth and closed it again. For a moment, he didn't know how to speak.
The flaw is too big, even the eighth-level deception will not work!
These two girls are so smart. On their own, they are smart but have weaknesses. Together they are simply a bug...
"I……"
Han Lie looked at the synchronized sneers on their expressions, suddenly felt a sudden change in his heart, and decided to bring out a person of sufficient weight to sacrifice.
"Why!"
The dog man sighed heavily, reframed his mental image, and started the next round of acting and deception.
"I'm sorry, I have really neglected my two beloved concubines recently..."
Two beloved concubines? !
Pan Ge and Xi Luting, one eyebrow raised and the other sneered, were about to spit back, but Han Lie beat them to it.
"But I really can't help it!"
Raise your voice and feel confident even if you feel wronged!
"You know, right? Last week, my company's performance was so good that it attracted widespread attention in the industry. Uncle Pan arranged six wine parties for me in one weekend, and I didn't stop during the working day. I saw one thing or another every day. I drank so much that my head was blown!”
Um? !
Pan Ge raised his eyebrows, and Xi Luting looked at her suspiciously.
Han Lie ignored the internal friction between the two of them and continued to complain.
"I don't even mention eating or drinking, but do you know how difficult it is to take care of those old men?"
When they both prick up their ears, the good son-in-law of China will sell his father directly.
"There's nothing to talk about during a serious dinner, it's all nonsense!
After eating, I have to go to a KTV where I drink wine and have fun until midnight, and then go to a bathhouse to take a bath and steam.
It's not until you're lying on the massage bed, sober and tired that you can start talking about business...
Oh my gosh, you guys won’t believe it—in just over a week, Uncle Pan took me to visit all the top ten business KTVs in Shanghai! "
Xi Luting opened his mouth into an O shape and looked at Pan Ge in shock.
Pan Ge frowned tightly, feeling very uneasy.
My dad...
It seems like you can really do that kind of thing?
Seeing their reactions, Gou Lie held back his laughter and kept up his efforts.
"It's not that I miss you two, but I really don't have the energy to think about anything else. Those rich old men are really difficult to take care of!
I actually asked Uncle Pan whether I could bring Pan Ge to attend.
As a result, Uncle Pan waved his hand: What are you taking her for? It affects the atmosphere of drinking among our buddies, no matter what!
Then I drank heavily three times a day until now...
Good guy, I'm not even 20 years old, and I almost didn't survive your father and me, Brother Pan!
If you don’t believe me, think about it for yourself, what time does your dad come home these days? "
Han Lie glanced at Pan Ge, who was a little confused, and suddenly felt confident - well, Lao Pan really hasn't been busy recently!
come on! Come on!
Master Han, you won the two little party dishes right away!
"Fortunately, Sister Jin's group ended yesterday. I saw that they were from the entertainment department. I thought it would be better than being drunk by Uncle Pan again, right? So I went to chat with them, and finally I didn't drink until the middle of the night. .
Then I got up at around 8 o'clock today, went to the company, arranged my work, and hurried back to school to see you two...
Otherwise, why would I go back to school when the market opens?
Don’t you miss your two beloved concubines too much? "
The system prompts the screen to refresh.
[You successfully performed a hard-working young entrepreneur who was greatly wronged, your acting skills +10086]
[Your deception skills are superb and you can be a role model for contemporary youth. Experience +10010]
[You successfully stack armor on your face, defense +1+1+1+1...]
Along with the experience of floating screens, Xi Luting and Pan Ge were confused.
Although the term "two beloved concubines" is particularly disgusting, the two of them have no intention of paying attention to it. They are more doubting about life.
The two looked at each other——
Xi Luting: Your dad actually took Han Lie to drink wine?
Pan Ge: I don’t know! Don't look at me!
Xi Luting was initially dubious, but when he saw Pan Ge's guilty and weak expression, he was immediately convinced.
The sisters' fragile alliance immediately showed signs of breaking down.
"No, what happened to your dad?"
Xi Luting frowned and looked at Pan Ge condescendingly with dissatisfaction. He had never seen such an unreliable elder!
"ah?"
Pan Ge closed his eyes and tried his best to show innocence: "My dad... maybe he can't save face, right? His friends are doing all kinds of things. They have more money and more power than my family. My dad also doesn't do anything when he is socializing outside. Quite aggrieved..."
puff!
Ahem!
Han Lie almost couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.
Pan Zi...oh, I'm so wronged!
He got sprayed every time he drank flower wine...
When they arrived at the cafeteria, the hands they held tightly together finally separated.
Pan Ge sat obediently opposite Han Lie. Xi Luting bought something to eat and sat down next to Han Lie, feeling extremely dissatisfied with Fu Hei Bai Lian.
Of course, she didn't have a good attitude toward Han Lie either.
Are you having a great time drinking flower wine? Um? !
At this moment, Brother Lie was not afraid at all, his mood was very stable, and he looked at Pan Ge with a smile.
"Hey, don't tell me anything wrong when you go home. Uncle Pan is very unreliable after drinking too much, but he was very good before drinking. He introduced me to many important customers and worked hard. I am particularly grateful to him. "
Tsk tsk, after doing bad things and then pretending to be good, it’s our brother who knows how to play!
Pan Ge was smart, but she didn't know anything about her father's affairs outside. She could only listen to what Han Lie said.
"You two get along really well. You are much better than me. Am I superfluous?"
She rolled her eyes and started getting angry.
"That can't be done."
Han Lie chuckled: "Old Pan wants to be my father, isn't it all because of you? To be honest, if I don't marry you after graduation, it will end badly."
With a "swish" sound, Xi Luting suddenly raised his head.
This was the first time Han Lie had clearly expressed his feelings in front of her.
Although it seemed like a joke or a test, it had already declared one thing to a certain extent - he had no chance.
Depend on!
Xi Luting's mood suddenly became extremely bad. He pushed the plate forward and stopped eating.
Han Lie glanced at her and continued calmly: "But I made it clear to Uncle Pan that from a personal emotional point of view, I prefer Tingting.
In the end, he wasn't angry, and he patted me on the shoulder with a smile and said: It's normal for young people to have a few girlfriends, it doesn't matter.
Hey, Pan Ge, what does your dad mean? "
Pan Ge and Xi Luting raised their heads together, instead of glaring at Han Lie, they looked at each other.
That look...
It wasn't crackling with lightning, but there were more or less sparks bursting out.
Two seconds later, Pan Ge took the initiative to look away and said softly to Han Lie: "I didn't stop you from being merciful. If you haven't had enough, just continue to have fun!"
This sentence seems clear, but in fact it is extremely vague.
Xi Luting snorted coldly and arrogantly yelled at Han Lie: "I don't have time to play house with you. If you can't marry me, stay away from me!"
Brother Lie didn't believe a word and smiled without saying a word.
This is not the case now.
Before, the two of them were as united as one, and Han Lie had to work hard to explain, bleach himself, and seek opportunities to break the situation.
Now that the two of them have been divided by us, are they still afraid of Mao?
You two, just take your time and fight!
The dog man was sitting firmly on the fishing platform, feeling proud when his cell phone suddenly rang.
Han Lie took it out and took a look. A VX pop-up window popped up at the top of the screen, containing a message from Zha Zha.
"I will be your girlfriend from now on! I'm so happy! Hehe, I'm so happy that I'm rolling on the bed!"
What the hell? !
Brother Lie was confused.
Did I make you any promises yesterday?
If we don't fight, is this a passionate collision between adult men and women?
baffling!
Grotting in his heart, Brother Lie calmly was about to put away his phone when Zhazha sent the second and third messages.
"Husband, husband, husband~~~mua!"
The urgent voice aroused Xi Luting's curiosity. She turned her head subconsciously and saw the simple line of text at a glance beyond the eyesight of ordinary people——
"Husband, I feel pain everywhere..."
Um? !
Xi Luting, who was feeling unhappy, turned over and sat on Han Lie's lap without even thinking, facing him head on, and grabbed the phone.
Brother Lie was completely frightened at that time.
not good!
The Holy Warriors are going to explode!
*****
Being locked up at home and eating dirt every day, are you all okay?
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