Consumer male god

To deal with a love-brained scumbag, you should mainly use coaxing, and use sweet words to make her lose the ability to think.

The dog coughed lightly, cleared his throat, and opened his mouth with a magnetic scumbag voice.

"Of course I miss you. I can't wait to wake up with you in my arms every day. We look at each other, the morning sun shines on your cheeks, and you have a smile at the corner of your mouth, gentle and shining. What a wonderful picture that would be? "

Zhazha's heart thumped and exploded cleanly...

ah!

It can't be done, it can't be done, I'm going to be in trouble!

However, the shitty routine continues.

Next, draw another romantic pie, the less realistic the better.

"Twenty years later, our home may have become a seaside villa on a small Pacific island. When we wake up, we hug each other and look at the sea. When the sun sets, we do what we love on the white beach..."

"You can't imagine what kind of Valentine's Day gift I have prepared for you. Believe me, you can look forward to it now..."

At this time, Zhazha had completely floated away.

My mind is completely blank. I can’t control any reason or thinking!

Okay, let's start looking for reasons to make her give up the idea of ​​coming immediately.

"We are just a small place here. You are so beautiful and famous. If you come, you will be exposed too easily. The most important thing is that you will scare my parents. I am less than 20 years old. They may not be able to accept it. …”

OK, get it done and call it a day.

Zhazha was very disappointed, but in a sweet mood.

Lielie is so romantic, I really want to cry!

"Okay, I also know that my idea is too unreliable, so we can wait until we return to the Magic City before dating again!

But I really miss you... I think about you every day when I go to bed, when I wake up, and even when I go to the toilet.

do you know? I love you so much that I can't breathe. I stay up all night for you. Just listening to your voice makes me feel hot...really, I swear! "

This girl is so charming and naive when talking about love, she is straightforward and hot, and she is so lovable.

In the entertainment industry, she is not the most suitable candidate to be a wife, but when it comes to the experience of falling in love, she definitely ranks among the top.

Han Lie didn't know how long this relationship would last, but he had already begun to prepare a way out for her.

I will help you earn a net worth of hundreds of millions, then secure a position as a fashionista and high-end luxury endorsements, and then you can mix in this small entertainment industry if you like, or just be a big sister if you don't like to mix. Isn't that interesting? !

In this way, Gou Lie easily dealt with Xiao Zhazha.

Next, the dog fights Sister Ting again.

Unlike Zha Zha, she really wants to be and can be a good wife and mother.

Literary young women either don't love, but once they love, their level of involvement is completely different.

In fact, the relationship between her and classmate Xiao Zuo is not that perfect. To a greater extent, it is because she is old and it is time to start a family. Xiao Zuo happens to meet her criteria for choosing an obedient younger brother, and he is also interested in her being in the entertainment industry. There is no prejudice, so marriage comes naturally.

Wealth is not the decisive factor.

Among Wanwan's pile of rotten fish and shrimps, she is one of the few with a good reputation.

There has always been an endless stream of children from rich families pursuing her. If she really wanted to marry a wealthy family, she would have had the opportunity a few years ago.

So if you want to coax her, you must not talk about material things.

"Sister, I miss you so much!"

Gou Lie really doesn't want to show off, he acts maliciously and cute as soon as he comes up, it's so cheap!

However, Sister Ting especially liked this trick, feeling happy and in high spirits.

Immediately afterwards, Gou Lie began his stream of consciousness again, expressing his "soul".

"Sister, there is a mountain near my house. It is not high, but the top of the mountain is very flat. At night, when I stand on the top of the mountain and look at the Milky Way, it is so bright and majestic...

But that's not the point.

do you know? Sister, when you hear my words and raise your head, in fact, what we see is not the same starry sky.

This mountain is located on the dividing line of 37 degrees north latitude, and you are at the bend north of 25 degrees north latitude. You can see the beam of light split into two ten thousandths of a second ahead of me.

If we turn our thoughts into sight, follow the beam of light upstream from the source, and finally become one in the bright galaxy...

I will be one ten thousandth of a second behind you, chasing you forever. "

In fact, Han Lie had no idea whether this bullshit theory was correct or not.

However, Sister Qingting was crushed to pieces without any suspense.

"Lilie, I don't want you to work so hard! I'll book a flight ticket right away and accompany you to see the starry sky at 37 degrees north latitude!"

Good guy!

Isn't this a joke?

Sister Ting is more determined to come over, right? !

Han Lie had already expected it and had made plans.

He replied categorically: "No, don't come. It's my fault for teasing you, and I can't let you bear any more pressure."

Sister Ting is very stubborn: "I'm not afraid of any pressure!"

But Han Lie had a more solid reason: "With the age gap between us and my current personal wealth, when you come here, no one will look at you with kindness, let alone any relatives and friends. us.

I know you don't care, but why should you suffer this kind of pain when it can be avoided?

I can listen to you on other matters, but not this matter.

Listen to me, don’t come, stay at home and celebrate the New Year. When we all go to Shanghai, I want you to show your greatest enthusiasm and stay crazy in bed all night long..."

Han Lie, who had followed her most of the time, rarely took a tough stance.

The effect is great.

Guo Qingting is a sister-type girlfriend who likes to be obedient to her younger brother, but this does not mean that she is unreasonable and cannot tell the difference between good and evil.

At special moments, moderate domineering can stimulate her emotions even more.

"good!"

She replied with regret but firmly: "As for the request you made last time, my sister will honor it for you when you get back!"

Wow~~~~~~

Gou Lie's eyes lit up, and his mood and body cheered up.

It’s really not in vain, happy!

After hanging up the phone, Gou Lie rolled around on the bed, feeling proud and extremely swollen.

Classmates, do you now understand why you need to study hard?

If it wasn't level 4 psychology, why would I be so good at Teacher Han? !

Look at that stupid look of yours that you can't understand even if you lick it, read "Sun Tzu's Art of War" to me right away when you get home!

Although this thing is not very symptomatic, the pattern is the foundation. The technique lies behind the road and can be supplemented later.

get out of class is over!

…

Just when Gou Lie was extremely swollen, he received another New Year's call from Xiao Shou Pan.

"Hehehe~~~"

Xiao Shou Pan smiled so sweetly as soon as he came up, which made Han Lie confused.

"Why are you so happy?"

"I missed you!"

"Oh, your little mouth is so sweet, as expected of you!"

"Then look! People are sincere to you. When have they ever not behaved themselves?"

That's too much...

Strictly speaking, I have never been really good.

Han Lie cursed in his heart, but still happily made her happy. As they chatted, he suddenly asked about Pan Zi's reaction.

"Our dad came home that day and found that the tea set was gone. How did he react?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Pan Ge was so happy that he described it vividly.

Time goes back to the day of the robbery...

Pan Zi went home happily, and didn't notice anything wrong at first, until the family finished dinner happily. He wanted to make tea, but when he glanced at the tea cabinet, he was shocked on the spot.

"Wife, wife! Where are my two boxes of Mingqian Longjing?"

Zhao Anni replied impatiently: "If you don't take good care of your things yourself, why are you asking me? If you look around again, can our house still be robbed?"

Pan Zi had already rummaged through the tea cabinet inside and out, and was so anxious that he was sweating.

"It's broken! Isn't it true that there was a thief? I can't even bear to drink the tea myself. You are so stupid... Huh? Isn't that right? What kind of thief can enter our house?"

Pan Zi was just too anxious to lose his bearings, but he was not stupid. He quickly realized something was fishy.

Zhao Anni glanced at her daughter who was huddled on the sofa, covering her mouth and snickering, and she suddenly understood everything.

So he replied angrily: "Please pay attention to what you say! Stop looking for me and ask your precious daughter!"

Pan Zi felt excited all over and rushed out. He was full of hope but asked with a trembling voice: "Nanny, during the day, did that little red guy come to the house?"

"puff!"

Pan Ge burst out laughing on the spot.

Good guy, when you are in a good mood, little Han Xiaolie, if you drink happily, Brother Han, if the baby is taken away, he will immediately turn into a little red guy. You know how to change your face...

Although Pan Ge did do bad things, she was not afraid of Lao Pan.

He nodded confidently: "Ah, here we come!"

Pan Zi's eyes darkened and he was completely desperate.

you still need to ask?

The tea leaves must be gone!

Pan Zi and his daughter couldn't get angry, but they were really wronged, so they complained bitterly: "It's been more than half a year since I got the tea, and I haven't been willing to drink even two taels of it..."

"So how wasteful it is to stay at home?!" Pan Ge said plausibly.

There was a crunch and Pan Zi almost choked.

Your logic... is amazing!

"You bastard!" Pan Zi looked like he hated iron, "How can a man be so spoiled?!"

"Oh, I know!"

Pan Ge responded, turned around and wanted to run away.

Pan Zi sighed and looked at it, his expression suddenly changed drastically.

wrong!

That bitch didn't know what politeness meant, and then he spread out such a leaky little cotton-padded jacket... How could he just walk away with two boxes of tea?

"Don't move!"

Pan Zi roared and hurried to the storage room again.

When I got to the place, I first looked at my watch. After counting for a while, I found that two pieces of steel were missing.

It’s not a big problem… what a piece of shit!

It's not that expensive, but those two things are hard to buy, okay? !

Then I looked for it again and found that a lot of the good things I had collected were gone. I was so angry that I almost spit out blood.

"Pange! How dare you give away my master-made purple clay teapot?!"

Xiao Shoupan also knew how much his father cared about the tea set, and finally there was a guilty look on his face.

"Ah? Isn't that a handicraft?"

She clicked her eyes, pretending to be cute and stupid, but she refused to admit it anyway.

Pan Zi almost didn't go crazy: "Can there be Gu Jingzhou's inscription on the handicraft?! I don't care about anything else. Get the pot back! How can a little Chi drink a shitty tea?!"

Pan Ge spread his hands and launched his ultimate move - letting go.

"Han Lie has already arrived home. Anyway, I can't help it. I feel really bad. You can come and ask for it yourself!"

Pan Zi glared: "You think I don't dare?"

"Just a little bit!" Pan Ge stuck out his tongue hard at his biological father, his skin was dead.

"Hahahahaha..."

This guy made Zhao Anni so happy that she almost burst into tears.

Pan Zi turned around and said: "Do you still have some leisure time? Go and see your own baby! This little cotton-padded jacket of ours is full of holes!"

Zhao Anni's expression suddenly changed. With a "yeah" sound, Sa Yazi rushed to her dressing room.

Not long after, a roar sounded from upstairs: "Damn girl, come here!"

A new round of turmoil suddenly started at home...

However, Pan Zianni couldn't do anything to Pan Ge. As long as she was reluctant to take action, she was invincible.

When the anger was almost gone, Pan Zi suddenly slapped his thigh.

"No, we can't just let that little red guy get away with it so cheaply!"

Zhao Anni asked casually without any hope: "What do you want? I have no choice anyway."

The idea that had been lingering in his heart gradually became clear, and Pan Zi said decisively: "Pack your luggage, book your air tickets, and let's go to Dream City to visit the old Han family!"

Pan Ge's eyes widened in astonishment, dumbfounded.

Zhao Anni thought about it, her eyes gradually brightened, and her expression became eager to try.

Hey, it has to be you, so awesome!

Pan Zi and Annie quickly reached a consensus. Although Pan was panicking, there was also an inexplicable excitement lingering in his mind.

Maybe it would be interesting to visit the dog’s hometown? !

Things were settled in this way, and Pan Ge began to feel that every day was like a year.

What will happen when you go to Dream City?

Would giving a dog such a surprise attack cause him to explode?

When the time comes, will it be possible to show off in front of Concubine Chen Yan?

Hee hee, so interesting!

…

She chatted happily with Han Lie, her mood was high, but she didn't reveal it at all.

Just kidding, after so many years of treachery, how could a small city government not have this?

Just wait, the surprise will arrive in three days!

Although Han Lie noticed Xiao Shou Pan's unusually high emotions, he never expected that Pan Zi could do such an outrageous thing.

You are a rich man with a net worth of several billion, and suddenly you bring your family and your family to your door...

Who dares to think?

Anyway, Han Lie didn't notice at all. He coaxed Pan Ge for a while, and then happily gave Chen Yanfei New Year's greetings.

The housekeeper's attitude was a little cold, but he didn't hang up the phone.

With Gou Lie's efforts, the two chatted happily and naturally.

Well, the main reason is that Han Lie fell into the trap and told his own embarrassing story in a vivid and vivid way, which was so funny.

"Hahaha, is your mother really like that?"

"real!"

Han Lie swore, "The whole building could hear that shout. Now when the neighbors see me, they have to look at me carefully for a while, and then they say in amazement: Hey, don't tell me, I'm really well..." …”

"Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose……"

Chen Yanfei couldn't stop laughing. She felt like she was back to the day they first met. Han Lie was self-deprecating with a bruised nose and a swollen face. He was optimistic, positive and funny.

Of course she felt Han Lie's deliberate attempt to please him, but this was not a bad thing.

When a boy goes out of his way to please you, it means that you are really important to him.

And Han Lie is not an ordinary boy. He is a supernova in the financial circle of Shanghai. He is a fierce god who is admired by his classmates, admired by his teachers, and valued by school leaders.

The weight of the male god's favor is extraordinarily different.

When she thought of this, the resentment in her heart was involuntarily eliminated, and her tenderness gradually regained the upper hand.

And she is a girl who knows how to set the stage for men and is very proactive in dealing with relationships.

"I missed home when I was in the magic city, and felt bored after staying home for a long time. People are really strange... Do you have time after the new year? Come out for a walk."

"I have to rush back to Shanghai in advance. The company is very busy."

Han Lie spoke softly, and then used a few tricks: "But you are more important. I can spare a day and arrange it as you wish."

Chen Yanfei knew that Han Lie was telling the truth, so she became even more satisfied.

"Then let's go to the second or third grade of junior high school. I have a gathering of my peers here. The date has not been determined yet. Then you will go with me and be my shield for the day. Are you afraid?"

The hints are so obvious, I'm afraid of being a der!

In the entire Dream City, apart from your father and your mother, there is no third person I am afraid of!

"Don't worry, I'm ready to face everything."

Han Lie was so arrogant that he uttered arrogant words and secretly swore in his heart - this time, even if the King of Heaven comes, it will not work!

*****

I updated two chapters today, with more than 10,000 words. Is it worthy of a few monthly passes?