Cooking in the Monster Shelter

Blue Beard's feelings now are only despair, very desperate.

The witch had completely ignored the prey that was close at hand, and turned her full attention to him.

The ability of immortality has become a painful burden for him. No matter what method he is tortured and beaten with, the wounds all over his body will automatically heal in the near future. He couldn't faint, let alone die, he could only repeat the pain over and over again.

And the culprit of all this, he will never forgive——

The man with the blue mustache wailed, and squeezed a hoarse scream from his throat: "You cripples, you count me!"

"What you said is wrong. How can you say "calculation" about scholars."

Lin Yu was about to turn around with one foot and walked away. After hearing his voice, she raised her head leisurely: "You know? There are four ways to write'traitor'. One is to sell information, the other is to stabbing a knife in the back, and the third is to defect directly. Yes, as for the fourth one, it’s like you who are inconsistent, play tricks and still have ghosts in their hearts."

Is there anything wrong with you, so the wicked complained first that he "has a ghost in his heart, playing tricks"? Obviously you deliberately instigated the discord first, okay! The trouble is a bit self-aware, please!

"I'm pooh!" Blue Beard shouted, enduring pain, "You are clearly provoking discord and deliberately framed me!"

The witch gasped slightly when she heard the words, and stared at them fiercely.

"The wicked complain first?"

Concubine Lin didn't panic at all, and smiled coldly: "I and you two have no grievances and no grudges, and there is no need to spend a lot of time to frame up - you take a closer look, what have I gotten for so long, money or reputation? Nothing. No."

She sighed as she spoke, and showed great indignation: "The reason why this bureau was set up was only because one day I accidentally heard you conspiring with others, and I wanted to put Ms. Olivia in a snakeskin bag, and let me live forever. She must not be overborn. As an old flower of the motherland, I thought of this way out of anger to let her see your true face."

Blue Beard:?

This scumbag actually compiled a complete upper-level script for him? Acting is so good, just go to the Oscars to run for the best actress?

However, she was right again, that the separation between the two would not bring any benefit to Concubine Lin. If it weren't for them to be idle and nothing to do, how would a normal person do such a thankless and thankless thing for a lifetime.

He had a lot of words in his stomach, but he was completely blocked by Lin Hao, and he couldn't explain a word.

Little Red Riding Hood pretended to wipe his tears, crying and crying: "I'm crying, how about you? Please give more care and love to the widows and left-behind children."

Appeared! The second competitor of the Oscars, the wild wolf that brought billions of Chinese to tears with realistic crying scenes! Co-author, you are all starting to blast your acting skills and performance, right?

Blue Beard was shocked and angry when he heard it, just about to swear, but his throat was blocked by a mouthful of old blood——

One hundred reasons will have results, Olivia just as he had said before, with his feet on his stomach to play on the trampoline.

"You are very happy to play with the feelings of an old grandmother living alone, aren't you? Seeing that you laughed so proudly before, anyway, I can't laugh, my tears are rolling in my stomach, I really don't understand and feel wronged."

Lin Yu's tone became lower: "Ms. Olivia has no children and lives alone in this large green forest. The only person who can speak is probably only you. But what did you do to her? You treat her as a stupid tool person! I saw the truth of the matter early in the morning, so I deliberately set up this bureau today at the risk of my life. If this were not the case, she would probably never know the truth for the rest of my life... I want to apologize to Ms. Olivia!"

She speaks smoothly and confidently, without the slightest sense of guilt that she should have after her ruthless juggling. This passage not only hit the nail on the head with a clear blue beard, but also emphasized her own merits invisibly.

Olivia was already angry and attacking, but now that she heard this passage, she felt that she was pathetic, blue beard insidious and cunning, and thanks to the little girl with an unknown name not far away, she finally found out this **** traitor.

"well said!"

The witch sighed with emotion and turned her head to look at her with a little confusion: "But why are you helping me? Who are you?"

Lin Hui turned and left, leaving her with a straight and slender back: "Adhere to patriotism, honesty and friendliness, and fight against all illegal, criminal, and bullying behaviors. Don't ask who I am. I am the successor to socialism. "

Blue Beard: "Go away!"

"Next, it should be the famous mermaid's turn, right?"

After tossing for so long, it's already afternoon. This dream is probably in the summer, and the speed of the weather changes makes people caught off guard.

When it rained, the thick dark clouds had already disappeared. The bright sun fell from the mottled gaps between the leaves into the forest trails. If you listened carefully, you could hear the sound of the waves hitting the beach.

According to the few remaining memories of Mingchuan, they would meet Ariel, the mermaid princess who sacrificed for love there.

"Mermaid?" Little Red Riding Hood beamed his eyes when he heard the words, and looked up at Ms Lin in surprise, "I know this rumor! I heard that there is a fish sister who often wanders near the shore. Not only is she beautiful in appearance, but she is also a top-notch figure. ...Hehe, hehe!"

Don't show such a wretched smile in the face of a little girl, and drool while laughing!

Lin Yu sneered: "Why, are you interested in her?"

"I grew up listening to the legend of the mermaid." Little Red Riding Hood moved a lot faster, speaking like firecrackers. "Everyone has a white moonlight in their heart. If I could see that mermaid with my own eyes, I would laugh crazy. Right."

Ideal is full, the reality is very skinny. This dream world is dedicated to destroying childhood. Think about the rotten and smelly Snow White, and think about those dancing princesses with dead faces, Ariel...

She curled her eyes thoughtfully and raised her eyebrows at Mingchuan: "Do you remember the general information about mermaids?"

The boy lowered his eyes timidly and shook his head: "I'm sorry...I don't remember anything."

Lin Yan touched his head comfortingly, nodded clearly and said nothing.

really weird.

First, every night will fall into the endless cycle of being killed by fairy tale characters, and then lose the original memory in every dream...

He would rather immerse his consciousness in such a terrifying nightmare, but what is it that he desperately forgot?

Everyone continued to move forward in conversations one after another, and it didn't take long before the forest came to an end.

Looking ahead, there is a golden-yellow sandy beach, and next to it is the vast blue ocean. The sky and the ocean are all blue, like two huge mirrors reflecting each other, drawing a straight and fuzzy long line where the sea and the sky meet.

Before Lin Lin searched carefully, she was attracted by a sharp cry for help——

Looking along the voice, a woman struggling can be found in the sea not far from the shore. Because the distance was too far to see all the appearance of the woman, she could only see her slender figure, her hands constantly waving upwards, her long golden hair scattered like messy seaweed, wet and wet clinging to the surface of the water.

Little Red Riding Hood stood on tiptoe and looked into the distance: "Is that man drowning? Are you not going to save it?"

Concubine Lin yawned and did not answer the call immediately.

The sky is a lesson, this ghost place is only her, Lu Yinge and Mingchuan are normal people from beginning to end, and the rest are all murderous demons and ghosts. The guys in the sea are probably not even humans, let alone drowning for help. not to mention--

"It's not right." She blinked, her eyes staying on the woman's struggling figure, "Look carefully, there is a pair of dorsal fins behind her."

Lu Yinge embraced her hands, and followed her gaze.

The sea water kept turning up one wave after another, and in the undulating blue water, on her thin and white back, a sickle-like, dark blue nearly black dorsal fin faintly appeared.

This sharp arc, this overbearing color.

"This, this won't be," Little Red Riding Hood said in a messy, erratic tone, "shark?"

Lin Yan glanced at her sympathetically: "Looking at the dorsal fin on her back, there is a high probability that it is a killer whale. The tail fin of this animal is shaped like a sickle. Halberd, so it’s also called the Orca."

Lu Yinge was slightly taken aback.

As a well-deserved land overlord, Mr. Werewolf has a clear understanding of the habits of all beasts, but once he talks about ocean-related topics, he touches a blind spot in his knowledge.

He hesitated, "I heard that whales are a relatively mild species, maybe she..."

He stopped in the middle of the talk, for no other reason, just because Lin Hui seemed to be smiling at the moment, and a sentence could not be more clearly written on his cheek:

Boy, you are still too young.

Her voice was very low, and somehow she smiled: "Do you know great white sharks?"

"I have watched "Great White Shark" and "Deathing Three-headed Shark" in order to learn emergency measures at sea."

Lu Yinge was silent for three seconds, then added in a deep voice: "There are also "Four-headed Sharks" and "Five-headed Sharks".

Thanks to these idiot series of bad movies, he was so excited after watching "First Blood" starring the tough guy Stallone.

I continued watching the second part, but I didn't expect to find resources in life and death, so I had to shelve it with regret.

It took a whole year before I accidentally knew that it turned out

The second part is called "First Blood 2", not the "Second Blood" that he searched like crazy.

"The great white shark is scary enough. But in terms of size, intelligence and predation ability, the killer whale is far better than it-if the killer whale is really innocent and harmless, it won't be in the name. There is a fierce word for'tiger'."

Lin Yan watched with satisfaction the changes in the expressions of the two before him, and the corners of her mouth curled out insignificantly: "Penguins, dolphins, seals, and the great white sharks that have made countless people feel terrified are all common foods in their stomachs. Let's talk about it. Who is the well-deserved marine overlord and the top of the food chain, the great white shark has to go back a little bit."

The scene fell into a deadly silence, and Little Red Riding Hood seemed to realize a certain unwillingness to accept the fact, and fell into a trance-like dementia stage.

In the end, Lin Yu sighed and used a categorical conclusion to draw an imperfect end to the discussion: "To sum up, the mermaid lady who is full of country and hot body in your mouth, she should be very good. The cruel big killer whale."

Little Red Riding Hood's facial features were dull, and he didn't say a word for a long time.

In addition to the nickname, following the release of the classic film and television work "Jaws", the Sino-US co-produced "Big Killer Whale" will be officially launched at the beginning of next year! Ariel the Little Mermaid will play the role of the killer whale in her true colors, and use the artistic image of the big killer whale to create a positive energy image. Both styles and sports are blooming. I hope everyone will pay more attention!

——It's strange to fall!

Bai Yueguang instantly mutated into mosquito blood. She was full of disbelief. While yelling hysterically, "I don't believe it", she rushed forward in the direction of freedom while running with the wind, trying to see the true face of the woman.

The first thing that came in front of me was a pair of round peasy eyes. The dark and deep pupils did not have the slightest brilliance, let alone the existence of white eyes, like two black beans stuck to the face; round head, short jaw Bone, her mouth bulged slightly like a fish’s mouth, and the scariest thing was when she opened her mouth—

Exposed countless conical, intertwined sharp teeth, reflecting the bleak light of white flowers in the sunlight.

It's really a fish.

Haha.

This is different from the mermaid she imagined! Help mother! I just want to cry and tell you, fairy tales are all deceptive!

"She probably wanted to pretend to be drowning, and then swallow the people close to her in one bite. Although she did struggle very hard," Lin Yu stood in front for some time, posing as a judge of "I'm an Actor" Contemplative posture, "But this action is too stiff, there is no sense of twisting you should have when struggling in the water; there is also a look at her expression, which is better than "Aurora ○ Love" and "Look at ○ Xingyu together." "Do you think you are acting in an idol drama?"

Lin. Today’s Oscar-winning actress defeated the blue-beard's acting player Concubine with acting skills: "Others drowning is a drowning. She has become a living **** jumping in the water. In summary, acting cannot be let go, too failure. "

Ariel struggling not far away:?

Is there any mistake? She pretended to be exhausted in the water, and as a result, not only did this group of people not show mercy to save people, but they actually pointed to her, and they really... stood idly in place and watched her savagely twisted. Wandering, by the way, began to criticize acting seriously?

Are you human? ? ?

Ariel used this trick to capture a lot of young people with blood, until this time she fell into endless entanglement for the first time——

If she turns around and leaves, she will appear to be fleeing in desperation, incomparably embarrassed, but if she continues...it's definitely stupid! Hey!

She had mixed feelings, grief and anger, thinking that she would not stop doing two things, she rushed forward and swallowed the group of guys directly into her stomach, but before swimming two meters to the shore, she heard an unexpected click.

A word crossed the horizon: Gan.

——She twisted too much in the water just now, and accidentally flashed her waist.

Seeing that the mermaid rolled his eyes and fell feebly to the bottom of the sea, Little Red Riding Hood was stunned: "Did she... really have an accident?"

"Even if something happens, the fish will not drown in the shallow sea."

Lu Yinge spoke lightly, unexpectedly Lin Lin would answer in the next second: "But if we wait for her to return to normal and escape to the deep sea, we cannot restrain Ariel. We may not be able to get out of our dreams for the rest of our lives."

She speaks calmly, but it can be regarded as an obvious hint. The young man was stunned when he heard the words, then took off his T-shirt without hesitation, and plunged his head into the icy water.

Lu Yinge's water quality was unexpectedly good, and it didn't take long before he fished the mermaid ashore. It is estimated that no one would have thought that the all-powerful piranha would be defeated by flashing himself and sending it to the door in vain.

Without the arrogant 36D in the imagination, the Goldilocks wearing a shell top has an extremely wide 5A-level scenic spot; without the romantic princess in the fairy tale, Ariel was almost dragged to the ground viciously by his hair.

"Don't touch my honorable blonde with dirty hands, I'm going to kill you-oh hey, don't loosen my hair, my old waist is broken! You don't know how to Lian Xiangxiyu!"

What kind of incense, night fragrance; what kind of jade, broken jade.

She was miserable and her face was distorted, and the little Red Riding Hood who was watching was even more miserable and distorted.

It's a killer whale, the tail really doesn't have any scales at all, and the skin is dark and smooth, like a dolphin.

Little Red Riding Hood had no interest, but Lin Lin was very interested in it. Taking advantage of Ariel's listlessness and being thrown on the ground, she knelt down and stretched out her hand, gently pressing her fingertips on her tail.

The skin of a whale is completely different from ordinary fish. There is no mucus-filled skin and wet scales. The streamlined tail looks clean and beautiful, and it is shining brightly in the sun. The remaining water drops attached to the surface of the tail, emitting colorful, rainbow-like gleams.

The tail of the killer whale is relatively hard, with a bit of light elasticity, and feels firm and smooth, as if it is pressed against a hard leather sofa with excellent texture. The water drops not only make it smoother to the touch, but also add an icy cool touch, as if to pour the cool sea breeze into your fingertips.

"Wow." Lin Yan listened to the squeaking sound when her fingers rubbed against her tail, and she couldn't help but sigh softly, "It's so skating, it's so wet, and it feels so magical."

"You...what are you doing, bastard!"

Ariel endured the pain with her teeth and claws, her cheeks wrinkled: "Don't touch me!"

Lu Yinge was impatient: "Shut up."

Lin Yu still smiled: "Miss Sister, you are a prisoner. If you are not obedient, be careful that we do very excessive things to you."

Little Red Riding Hood was shocked.

You two guys are too much, who is the villain in the end! Don’t call it a mermaid if it’s so excessive, even if she listened to it, she would be filled with outrage——

and many more.

Why, why did the mermaid show a very satisfied and unexpected expression!

"really?"

Ariel let out a hey smile, revealing her mouth full of fangs raised inwards: "I, I won't agree to that kind of thing! But if you have to make stuffed with sauce, people can't help it."

Little Red Riding Hood:……

No help, this mermaid is absolutely helpless! Not only does he look weird, he is still a proud and trembling M! The beautiful big sister who said that humans and animals are harmless!

Seeing her mouth full of teeth that evoke intensive phobia, a mouthful of old blood rushed into her heart. Little Red Riding Hood's complexion was stiff, and his mouth and eyes were crooked. Despite the fierce ideological struggle, he still couldn't accept the facts before him.

Finally, I came to the goddess of my heart. I didn’t expect that the plot was not only the original ethics film of the romantic film, but also not even the most ordinary drama. It abruptly produced the endless "Those Years, We The days when we were chased by killer whales together.

Who can stand this.

Love is broken, dreams are broken, what else can be said.

The mosquito blood has completely turned into mosquito feces. I'm sorry, but you should continue to go back to the sea to jump the great god.

"Uh, uh, uh, you like the sea, I like the waves. Don't cry in front of my grave, it will stain the path of my reincarnation!"

"Waiting is the first old age in a lifetime. The heart is sad, the tears are forgotten. The cherry blossoms in Tokyo, the snow in Paris, a person, a city, and a whole life distressed."

"Fortunately, I said, the total s is so short. It is so harsh, and it depends on the porridge. The rose flower is a dirty gift, I use this last minute to miss the 鉨."

Lu Yinge showed a rare expression of astonishment, twisting his neck and looking straight at her.

This child is getting more and more abnormal, and he has begun to vomit garbled Martian text in his eyes without a thought. Little Red Riding Hood, what are you doing, Little Red Riding Hood!

"Really? Since you have no objection, then—"

Lin Yan ignored Little Red Riding Hood’s convulsions, and smiled at the mermaid who was shy and constantly stroking her shell jacket: "Chopped fish heads, steamed fish, boiled fish fillets, fried fish tails, woman, what should I do with you? do?"

Mermaid:?

Is your mermaid fried to eat? Did you use this classic line to order dishes?

Then you are really too much.

The author has something to say:

Actually killer whales are very friendly to humans hhh they are super cute