Cooking in the Monster Shelter

Dracula handed a bunch of carefully collected materials to the little policeman who was in charge of connecting with him, and in the most serious tone of his life, solemnly instructed: "You must keep it safe. Whether this operation is successful, it depends on these materials. How useful it can be."

Narrator: [Wake up, you are a romantic drama here, not a popular science film about crimes and crimes, let alone a Hong Kong movie that tells the story of undercover police and criminals. Don't make too much drama. 】

The little policeman was so touched by him, as if he had become a loyal little fan, he nodded desperately after listening, "Don't worry, Mr. Dracula! We will definitely not let your efforts be disappointed, please bear with me, the undercover career is almost over !"

......This person actually really cooperated in a scene together. Hey!

"The words are serious."

Dracula replied with a faint smile: "I just... want to do something within my power for the process of building a socialist legal system."

The joint should not last too long. If discovered by Xie Jiayi's people, it is likely that all the previous efforts will be ruined and all actions will be lost.

He said goodbye in a hurry, leaving the other side with a vicissitudes of life but persistence. Xu Xuqingfeng lifted up the thin windbreaker of the young man, and the little policeman's hands holding the material trembled slightly. He remembered Mr. Dracula's blood-red eyes, which glowed like a blazing flame when illuminated by the sun.

Is that just a pair of eyes?

No, it is bright and bright Hua Guohong, shining with the brilliance of the five-star red flag!

The little policeman was moved by him, but Dracula didn't know anything about it. His head was full of mischievous things that were repeatedly entangled with the heroine Xie Jiayi.

It's completely different from Lin Lin's timeline, he has been in this world for more than half a month.

Xie Jiayi's white moonlight returned as scheduled half a month ago and heard that there was a kidney problem. Fortunately, his fallacies about "kidney deficiency" succeeded in making the overbearing president give up the idea of ​​harvesting the kidney directly. It is estimated that she does not want Bai Yueguang to become a bad man.

According to the basic routine of this kind of film and television drama, the president will try to break up with the protagonist after Bai Yueguang returns, but the latter is infatuated and delusional to wait for the prodigal son to turn back one day, so he chooses to continue to struggle with him.

——Then there is endless abuse of body and mind, and by the way, a piece of Hulunbuir prairie above the head.

Romance drama routine two: Whether it is the scumbag who proposes to break up or the protagonist’s parents come forward to oppose, the other party will definitely come up with a huge amount of cheque.

In order to show her uniqueness and her integrity, the heroine will choose to tear it off most of the time.

When Xie Jiayi proposed to break up with Dracula, he generously gave him 50 million. Although every cell in the body is clamoring for "Quick Pickup, Quick Pickup", once you take the money and take the initiative to leave, you will lose the opportunity to approach Xie Jiayi and collect evidence of her crime.

Remembering his commitment to build a society under the rule of law in Qichuan City and wipe out the underworld, his conscience forced Dracula to take this undercover agent.

Dracula thought, he was a fool.

Then while thinking like this, while imitating the hysterical posture of the heroine of the film and television drama, tearing the check into pieces, he continued to live in Xie's house stubbornly.

Fortunately, the president in this kind of film and television works basically has no IQ. In addition to pretending to be cool and handsome, he plays with the protagonist and has a deep sadomasochistic relationship. There is no time to fight with the police. A lot of private information is stored on the home office computer.

The process of finding clues is not too difficult, but within half a month, Dracula successfully grasped a lot of evidence that Xie Jiayi was involved in illegal activities. It was the night before the connection with the little policeman, when all the evidence was loaded into the U disk, he dialed Xie Jiayi's phone and took the initiative to say that he had broken up.

Xie Jiayi, who sang with Bai Yueguang every night, naturally agreed without hesitation.

In real life, the story basically ends here. There is no connection between the hero and the heroine, the police will arrest Chen Jiayi based on the clues provided by Dracula, and everything is a matter of course——

But for romance dramas, the plot is only halfway past.

Romance drama routine three: Wife chasing crematorium will never be late. When the heroine is obsessed with dedication and giving everything for love, the scumbag often dismisses it; when the former is disappointed and left, he will suddenly realize that he has always loved the woman who once looked down on. Become an indispensable part of life.

So the situation was reversed in an instant. The actor's humble pursuit only exchanged the heroine with a scarred and no-love heart. After rounds of begging, the two finally exchanged their hearts and ushered in the long-awaited heart. Happy ending.

Alas, why is this? It's like two spinning tops, don't you think you are dancing in two spinning?

As he thought, shortly after saying goodbye to the little policeman, Dracula received a call.

The caller ID is three square and regular bold letters: Xie Jiayi.

When the phone was connected, the woman's voice was a little more hoarse than usual, and she was as cautious and uneasy as a schoolboy who made a mistake: "Lala, where are you?"

"Central Plaza." Dracula's answer was neither salty nor indifferent, with undisguised disgust and disgust in his words, "What are you doing?"

She seemed to take a deep breath, and her tone of voice had a lot of pleading: "Lala, I’m sorry. I was so confused before that I didn’t realize that the one I loved was always you. Today, you didn’t accompany me. I feel like the whole world is missing a big piece, no matter what is incomplete... Come back soon, I can't live without you, okay?"

Check it out.

What is not available is the best. For creatures like humans, greed is always the unchanging theme.

Dracula thought seriously, perhaps in those romance works, what the protagonist is chasing after is not a "wife", but a pure possessiveness and obsession. He cannot accept that people who have given everything for themselves are far away from themselves. go with.

In the final analysis, what they love most is themselves, and only a simple woman would think that it is a turning back of the prodigal son.

"Do you remember? Today is May 20th, the anniversary of our first anniversary. I specially prepared an anniversary gift for you."

Seeing that Dracula did not respond, her tone was much more anxious: "Wait a little longer, the central square is not far away. Soon I will fall from the sky and deliver the gift to you."

Dracula was thinking of rejecting, and suddenly there was a croaking electronic sound in his brain, followed by a cold voice with no emotion in the narration: [Alarm, alarm. It is detected that the plot from "The Furious Tower" is broken, the central system of the movie is damaged, and the server cannot process the data, which may cause unexpected accidents-please pay attention, please pay attention! 】

"Critter House"?

Dracula was stunned for a moment, it was the film where Lin Lin was in.

The narration just fell.

Before he could slow down from this voice, Dracula caught him off guard when he saw a figure being hit by a big truck while crossing the road. After turning around in the air, he fell straight in front of him.

——It was an extremely familiar face, and his cold and unstoppable eyes were straight against his eyes.

It really fell directly from the sky.

Dracula, dumbfounded.

Hostess, what's wrong with you, hostess! ! ! Why did it fall from the sky! What's the matter with this plot!

[Narrator: What fell in front of him was an indescribable terror. The scarlet blood is like a blooming gorgeous flower, and the blood and tears from the eyes are full of faint, rolling down on the lifeless cheeks of a woman's ashes. In the end, she opened her mouth slightly, and in her mouth a drowsy curse that seemed to come from another world, that was the whisper of an ancient god——]

Narrator, what's wrong with you Narrator! ! ! Wake up, this is a sadomasochistic romance drama, not a horror story like Cthulhu! What's the matter with this style of writing!

"Ah."

The rose bouquets originally held in her hand were scattered everywhere. In the gradually blurred vision, Xie Jiayi chuckled with a hoarse voice like a broken bellows: "I'm fine, Lala, don't worry about me... Don't cry, just cry. It doesn’t look good, not to mention that someone like me deserves your tears."

Dracula took a deep breath, trembling all over.

Then he tried to sort out his thoughts, and said to himself in a weeping tone: "It's okay, it's okay. I was so scared that I almost hit me."

Xie Jiayi:?

The corners of Xie Jiayi's mouth twitched and he closed his eyes directly.

-Annoyed.

Although he was reluctant, as the only person to accompany Xie Jiayi, Dracula graciously sent her to the hospital.

To be honest, what is the current life of the president, he has no interest in knowing it. The only problem that bothered Dracula was what happened to Lin Yu's side that could not be dealt with by the film center.

After thinking about it, I didn’t have a clue. In addition, the noise in the hospital made him distraught. He just wanted to sit on the stool next to the operating room and rest for a while, and inadvertently heard a very classic line: "Baoda Or keep it small?"

These days, without experiencing a miscarriage, I am embarrassed to say that I am the heroine of a sadomasochistic work. It is a model of a movie that abuses the body and the heart, and even passersby can't escape this kind of routine plot to protect the big and the small.

Dracula couldn't help but sighed for a moment, and then saw the man with the husband's appearance tremblingly and asked: "Can, can you protect it?"

The doctor replied without hesitation: "Also."

Dracula:...

I always feel that this hospital cannot be trusted at all!

Something's wrong.

Everything here is not quite right.

Dracula shuddered subconsciously, and when he raised his eyes, he just saw the chief surgeon pushing out the door.

I don't know why, her expression is extremely complicated, she thought for a while before she said softly: "Sir, the patient is out of the high-risk stage, and there is no life-threatening for the time being."

Romance drama routine four: In a miserable drama, when one of the heroes and heroines expresses their intentions, they will definitely encounter bad moods such as car accidents, cancer detection or sudden bankruptcy, and there is a high probability that they will say goodbye to this, so as to earn enough audiences Tears.

Dracula thought, Xie Jiayi's current situation is a blessing in misfortune. Many miserable dramas end with the separation of the hero and heroine from heaven and man, and she managed to save her life anyway. If you suffer from an incurable disease, then life is really hopeless.

"The next thing I want to tell you, I hope you will be mentally prepared to accept it."

The doctor paused, with a little compassion in his eyes: "According to our inspection, Miss Xie not only suffered severe brain damage in the car accident, but also suffered from lung cancer, leukemia, and heart disease. She didn't have much time, and she took a lot of time. Stay with her."

...I'm really terminally ill. Hey! Did this add all the routines of bitter drama to her! There is no such strange plot in the original book!

This wife is too bitter!

Because of the protagonist's halo, even if she was hit by a big truck, Xie Jiayi did not sleep for a long time, and she turned the love movie into a fantasy drama. When she opened her eyes groggy, it happened that a middle-aged and elderly uncle who Dracula had never seen before broke in.

He is tall and neat, his facial features are as perfect as a timeless sculpture, wearing a black suit that is very valuable at first glance, and he walks with a cool breeze.

——It's a pity that the expression is too cold, it looks like a machine without emotions.

The narration finally became normal: [This is Father Xie Jiayi, named Xie Ting. 】

"dad……"

Xie Jiayi twisted her brows slightly and sneered disdainfully: "You will only come to see me when I am about to die, right?"

Romance drama routine 4: The paranoid psychology of scumbags and scumbags mainly comes from the shadow of childhood, and the role of "father" has always been portrayed cold-bloodedly, which is an important fuse that causes the psychological distortion of the president.

This setting is mainly to facilitate whitewashing. Although he was imprisoned, personally humiliated, and robbed by force, he also had difficulties. Everything came from his unhappy childhood and was the fault of his unhuman cold-blooded father.

——Speaking as if my childhood was miserable, so I can hurt others unscrupulously. Even if you are condemned, you can avoid punishment as long as you say "I am very pitiful, right?"

Inexplicable robber logic.

Ting Ting stopped talking, and Xie Jiayi stopped looking at him when he finished speaking, but turned to Dracula's side with gentle and obsessive eyes.

"You saved me." Her expression was inexplicably shy, as if a flower was blooming on a steel plate. "Anything you want to tell me?"

He just wanted to say that he was so sleepy and wanted to leave.

But Dracula was still easy to feel softhearted after all. Thinking of Xie Jiayi's whole body illness, he stopped preparing to leave.

He thought for a long time and couldn't find anything to say, so he finally had to say: "Well...Qichuan City is selecting a national civilized city, and there is a pedestrian crossing a red light accident. In the evaluation, points will be deducted. Remember to be careful in the future. , Don’t let us deduct points anymore, so what, everyone is responsible for building a civilized city."

Xie Jiayi was choked again.

"What do you mean?" She covered her mouth and coughed. Like in all TV shows, she saw the blood in her palm when she took it away. "My life is almost gone. You are here to ridicule me for not talking about civilization? Must be so heartless. Is there not even a single hope left between us?"

Dracula paused, "Not at all."

"But, you obviously said that you love me!" Xie Jiayi struggled, desperately trying to turn over from the bed, and was hurriedly pressed in place by her father, "May 20, I love you. Today a year ago, you I specially chose to confess to me personally at this special time. May 20 is the anniversary of our first anniversary. You once told me that every day, time will remind you how much you love me. But why, why Have you become so unfeeling today?"

correct.

According to the usual routine, no matter how clear the protagonist expresses his refusal attitude, the president will stick to the end with a stalking cockroach spirit until the day when he catches the opponent again.

In order to get rid of Xie Jiayi completely, it seems that he must use the nirvana that he has learned all his life.

"It's not like that." He pretended to be very serious, "You have misunderstood May 20th from the beginning."

Seeing Xie Jiayi's expression of confusion, Dracula began to explain in a deep voice.

"5 is five implementations: implement economic restructuring, implement targeted poverty alleviation, implement social security, implement environmental politics, implement anti-corruption promotion. 2, is two essentials: not only gold mountains and silver mountains, but also green waters and mountains. 0, It is a zero tolerance for illegal and criminal behavior, which shows my strong rebuke for your involvement in criminal activities!"

Dracula's eyebrows were cold, and he said righteously: "Comrade Xie Jiayi, it seems that your level of ideological awareness has not reached the standard. How can the party member's'May 20' be explained in such a superficial word as'love'!"

He said decisively, and brought his cheeky skills to the fullest. Xie Jiayi was dumbfounded, and even the narration was stunned for a while, unable to utter a word.

Dracula spoke very passionately and generously, and he felt wrong after saying it. This sentence sounds heartless. My father is still here. If he gets angry with the uncle who looks very fierce, he has such a small body. It can't stand the beating of capitalism.

"Boy, you are right!"

Unexpectedly, Ting Tse did not feel offended. Instead, he stepped forward excitedly and held his right hand tightly: "Although you are not good at the five sense organs, at any rate, you can have this right now! There are not many young people with a kind of ideological consciousness!"

Sorry, I don't want this kind of praise at all! And this will not be what your father should say after his daughter's car accident. Hey! That's abnormal, uncle!

"Lala? Why are you here?"

Another unfamiliar voice came into his ears, and Dracula turned his head in response, and saw a beautiful woman with blond hair and blue eyes in a white coat.

She seems to be not young, but the years have not completely erased the traces of the beauty of the past. A pair of round apricot eyes are crystal clear, and the tail of the eyes is raised with a small hook, which can almost hook the human soul.

The narrator continued to explain patiently, and told him in a steady tone: [This is your mother, working in this hospital. 】

Dracula nodded blankly.

Father and mother again. Is this going to play "A Family with Children: Love at Twilight"?

Unexpectedly, Ting Ting's reaction was more intense than his. After a shock, his wrists trembled, and the glass made a shrill sound when it fell to the ground.

——Don't ask how normal people can't hold the glass, there must be some plot in the movie to show the shocked psychology of the characters.

"He is my daughter's boyfriend."

Ting Xie's eyes were red and his lips were pale: "You are, Qin... Qin Qin?"

"Brother Ting!"

In theory, his mother's woman's voice was trembling, and a tear silently slipped from the corner of her eyes: "Could it be..."

Narrator: [After a lingering night, she took her son off and met again after many years. The two are no longer the same. This man is cold-hearted and deserted. He doesn't know what love is, but he only wants to treat her with affectionate money: "I love you and be my woman!" When tears have become sad, and love is a thing of the past, can he and her continue Continue the front edge? Stay tuned for "Genius Mengbao: Charming Mommy Domineering Father"! 】

This, what, what, the situation, the situation.

Dracula said nothing.

He suddenly had a very bad premonition.

"You can't be together!"

Xie Ting and his mother yelled in unison: "You are half brothers and sisters of the same father!"

Dracula: Gan.

Dracula had countless calculations, and he didn't expect the plot to develop in such a weird direction.

A good romance work, somehow turned into a spy war drama, a cop movie, and a miserable drama, so he can endure it. As a result, the style of painting has changed again, and it has become an ethical movie.

——In other words, he originally thought that he and Xie Jiayi were the heroes and heroines with a deep sadomasochistic relationship, but he did not expect that Fan's position was dropped by a bit and became the ball in the plot of the boss's little wife with the ball.

It's the kind of middle-aged and elderly sunset red love.

Once again, the great Earl could not feel the fear of being dominated by mysterious powers more clearly.

Probably, maybe, maybe, this is the charm of Eastern stories.

Dracula looked at the messy plot and the intricate relationship between the characters in a complex mood. While feeling that he had a long life, while faintly worried for Lin Yu and Lingxi.

Although the script he got was terrible, it was not life-threatening at all. The other two movie titles are more frantic than the other, which is obviously a survival horror film with a high difficulty level. If you don't pay attention, you will be killed on the spot.

It was too pitiful, Dracula shook his head secretly, and didn't know how long they could last at the level of the two of them, Lingxi probably had been chopped into pieces of Lego blocks by a chainsaw.

However, the most important question now is -

He wondered in a daze, what exactly did Lin Hao do to make the movie look like this?

At this time, the set of "Willow Street Chainsaw Murder".

In the sunny Maldives, clouds are floating in the endless blue sky, like soft and sweet cotton candy. The sun shone on the sea, the treetops and the girls' cheeks, coating the whole world with a layer of glittering gold.

Amidst the rustling of the waves hitting the beach, rickety bikinis were everywhere in sight. The beautiful big sisters sent out invitations to surf together one after another, and some even quarreled about it. The children smiled at this, only thinking that today's wind is really extraordinarily noisy.

Lingxi: "Eribati is up!"

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