Cooking in the Monster Shelter
Chapter 78: Night of Urban Legends (6)
The group pieced together, and finally returned to the beginning of the four-person team.
You Haoyu was not courageous. He always maintained a face that was tight due to high tension. Although his calves would still tremble from time to time with fear, he still walked forward tremblingly.
Most of Lin He's face was blocked by the mask. Others could not see clearly, they could only vaguely glimpse a pair of turbulent black eyes. He seldom speaks, and deliberately distanced herself from Concubine Lin, showing a very disdainful appearance, but often quietly glanced at her.
Su Ze still holds the pen in his right hand and writes numbers in the air. The originally well-behaved and beautiful young man was obviously in a semi-crazy state, gritted his teeth and muttered, vaguely able to hear the words "Go to Die" and "Asshole", and his red eyes stared at Lin Yan unblinkingly.
As the center of countless storms, Lin Concubine herself acted indifferently, even seemed to be in a good mood, and cried out in a light tone: "Lin He."
Although the young man who was called by his name did not respond, You Haoyu still caught a glimpse of him straightening his back straight, and his entire portrait was like a steel plate.
At the same time, Lin Lin's voice came slowly: "You are obviously the president of the Guess Talk Association, why can't you just obliterate those monsters?"
"This is the regulation of the association." Lin He hesitated, "Association members can't interfere too much in the game, let alone eliminate the strange talk with their own strength, otherwise they will be strongly backlashed-in severe cases, they may lose their lives."
Although he had put a dead hand on the clay figurine before, because of the immortal nature of the other party, he luckily avoided punishment. Later, he trapped Bloody Mary with Lin Ma, and only chanted a few spells with the mirror in hand. Use the fearsome power in your body.
Concubine Lin made no secret of disappointment and said "Oh".
She originally thought that bringing the president with her was like an invincible top-of-the-line equipment exploded in the beginning of an online game. She didn't expect that some people looked bright on the surface, but they were actually just a fancy dish.
It's no wonder that even the clay figure who madly pursues him can't be killed.
As his voice fell, the scene returned to silence again. The surroundings were gloomy and the lights were dim, but now they became quiet again, and before the next strange talk, You Haoyu was already scared enough.
Seeing the little classmate start to tremble inadvertently, Lin Yu said leisurely and slowly: "Don't be afraid, I'll tell you a joke."
She paused for a while and said again, as if to sell her, "Say a few years ago, there would always be a lot of unclean things mixed into the late-night tram, making the city full of storms and panic. For this reason, the tram company. Specially hired Taoist priests to hold an exorcism ceremony, and finally solved this problem-since then, the ghost tram officially withdrew from the stage of history, and all we saw were ghost trams."
After finishing a paragraph, he started to chuckle first.
You Haoyu:...
This silly joke will only make the atmosphere more embarrassing! "Tram" and "Ghost tram" sounds really scary, okay? Especially after seeing so many weird monsters, how dare he get on the tram in the future!
There is no fluctuation in his heart, but in order to take care of Lin Hao's face, he still intends to smile symbolically. However, before the expected hahaha could be spoken, I heard a low and hoarse voice beside me: "Haha."
You Haoyu was shocked, and turned around stiffly with goose bumps.
Lin He still has an expressionless ice cube face, and there is no way to connect with the awkward laugh before——
No, in other words, only he would make the same laughter as the zombies groaning, and it sounded not as humane as the sweeping robot.
Although I know that you are here to cheer, it's too fake to laugh like this! Compared with that cold joke, this laugh, President, your laugh is even more funny. Hey!
Too sweet, too sweet, and the emperor's new clothes that only smart people can see. This is a joke that only true love can laugh.
"Are there ghosts and no ghosts?" Su Ze waited coldly, full of Buddha nature after seeing the red dust, "Anyway, as long as there is no ghost in my heart, it will be natural-mother, ghost!"
Lin Ma kindly reminded: "Don't be afraid, you have one such thing as a ghost in your hand."
Su Ze: "Go away!"
She smiled and ignored him, turning her gaze to the other side.
What Lin Ma did not expect was that the "ghost" in Su Ze's mouth turned out to be a very handsome boy.
The black hair was cut into a girly head that was flush with the ears on both sides, and the bangs of the eyebrows were gently stroked by the evening wind, revealing a pair of slender and clear eyes. He was wearing a slightly large gray-white Japanese-style kimono, with snow-white skin and slender clavicle exposed at the neckline, but standing quietly in place was enough to attract everyone's attention.
If there is something like a ghost in him, it is probably because the boy is too beautiful.
The impeccable facial features can not find the slightest flaw, the slender figure can easily arouse the desire of others to protect, everything is so beautiful and unreal, like an illusory dream.
Whether it's Su Ze, who is a lost boy or this one, he can make his debut in the men's group C position. Concubine Lin wondered untimely, is the value of this urban legend all so high?
Ask Miss Bloody Mary to reflect on herself.
The teenager from the Neon Country obviously saw them too, raising his eyes with a faint smile, and condensing his gaze on Lin Hao.
The bright white moonlight made his skin almost transparent, and when he gently raised the corners of his lips, it made the corners of his bright red lips as if stained with blood, adding a lot of strange beauty.
Then the boy watched her slowly speak, and her singular voice was engulfed by the gentle night breeze to the ears of everyone present——
"Opie... I want to eat your Opie!"
"Opai" is the name for female **** in Japanese.
Su Ze:?
Su Ze:? ? ?
"What does this person mean! Looks gentle, how, how..."
Although it is an urban legend that kills people without blinking, he is still only a young child. When he heard such straightforward words at first, his ears became so embarrassed that he almost fell off the gel pen in his hand. On the ground: "Why do people engage in pornography?"
"No." Lin Concubine smiled nonchalantly, "Don't be crooked, what he said "eat" means literally."
[Urban Legend Seven: Jiu Tun Boy.
Jiutun Boy is a very famous legend in the neon country.
According to legend, he was originally the son of a god, but he was forced to exile because of the evil thoughts in his heart that was detected by the monks. Since then, he has assembled a gang of evil spirits on the Dajiang Mountains, burned, killed, looted, and committed no evil.
It is worth mentioning that what Jiutun Boys is best at is to take the young girls as handsome teenagers, eat their flesh, drink their blood, and cut off their **** to make food.
Jiutun Boy has a strong power, and although he has done a lot of evil, no one dared to subdue him, until the four warriors headed by Yuan Laiguang, under the command of the general, went to Dajiangshan to crusade him.
In order to gain the trust of Jiutun Boy, Yuan Laiguang lied that everyone was lost between the mountains and plains, and specially came here to stay in the palace. In order to express his gratitude, he was willing to offer **** wine for him. Jiu Tun boy is addicted to alcohol, and immediately agreed to the request and offered to drink together.
But he would never have imagined that this so-called "sacred wine" is actually called "ghost poison wine". After human beings drink it, it will not produce the slightest strangeness. To ghosts, it is like poisonous poison. Rao is as powerful as a Jiu Tun Boy, and after drinking ghost poison wine, he couldn't help but fall asleep. Yuan Laiguang took the opportunity to cut off his head and finally eliminated the demon power led by Jiu Tun Boy and saved many abducted abductees. Innocent girl. 】
Although the well-known Hai○ and PO○ websites describe a lot of plots about "eating European pie", the "eating" in the mouth of Jiu Tun Tong is definitely not romantic and interesting at all, but it is a genuine thing to swallow.
As a fierce ghost with a famous reputation, the horror film he brings is not a glamorous/love story, but a real horror film.
Speaking of which, although the strange stories come from completely different countries, there is no language barrier when the contestants communicate with them.
——Except for the clay figurines whose IQ is basically zero.
"You're so good-looking," said Jiutun Boy, slowly approaching, although his voice was a clear and melodious teenage voice, the arrogant attitude in his tone made people feel uncomfortable, "Let me eat you, okay? Eyes? , Lips, neck...all mine."
"You can't touch her!"
Unexpectedly, the first person to stand up was Su Ze: "At least not right now! When the pen fairy in my hand is gone, you can do whatever you want, whether it is steamed or braised, but now this **** must not be hurt a bit. ——"
Before he finished speaking, he was suddenly pushed aside, and one fell to the ground without standing upright.
Fortunately, I didn't relax my hand, and the pen was still there. Fortunately fortunately.
Su Ze fell into a rage, raised his head just about to swear, and immediately shut his mouth obediently after seeing the vision.
Lin He approached the ground with a gloomy look and protected Concubine Lin behind him. He didn't know when he had an extra knife in his hand.
Although he had been cold-faced before, he could be called peaceful and indifferent, like a pool of unfathomable but calm water, as long as he didn't take the initiative to provoke him, he could barely get along with it.
But now it is completely different.
The turbulent murderous intent completely filled the dark pupils, and a layer of violence and ruthlessness surrounded the body for no reason. Even if the cheeks were blocked and only a pair of eyes were left, it was enough to make the whole body cold and afraid to approach.
It was like a torrential rain, the pool of water suddenly churned up and up, if anyone approached rashly, he would definitely die under the cold wave.
He had never seen the president show such an expression, it was more terrifying than when Lin He was madly pursued by the clay figurines.
"Lin He," Concubine Lin lowered her voice and gently pulled the hem of the young man's clothes, "Don't move."
Jiu Tun Boy is no better than clay figurines. Once injured, he cannot heal directly. According to the rules set by the association, if Lin He shot at him, he didn't know what punishment he would receive.
Seeing that the other party didn't say anything, Lin Lin added solemnly: "I have a solution to him."
Actually not.
Jiutun Boys are fond of killing and are powerful, unlike other urban legends that have obvious weaknesses. Although she has good skills, it is difficult to reach the sky if she wants to restrain it with human power.
To survive, they had to retreat first.
——But whether it can escape or not is a very serious question.
Lin He should have obeyed her and put down the knife obediently.
But the young man just looked at her and spoke with a firm voice, "He insulted you."
"He just said, can I let him eat it? Of course not! You..."
Lin He did not move, but repeated in a decisive tone: "He insulted you."
Concubine Lin was rarely angrily smiled: "He insulted me. Compared with your life, which is more important?"
In Lin Yu's view, the answer is undoubtedly the second; and in his view, the answer is also unquestionable.
Lin He didn't hesitate at all: "He insulted you."
The arrow is on the string, if Lin He doesn't make a move, Jiu Tun Boy will step forward and kill Lin Hao.
The important thing was said three times. Seeing that Jiu Tun's disgusting face got closer and closer, he had gradually lost patience.
As soon as the voice fell, the dazzling cold light cut through the gloomy darkness, and rushed towards the location of the kimono boy.
This is the first time Lin He has seen Lin He take a serious shot.
When slashing the mudman, although his movements were fast and brutal, he obviously did not exert all his strength. He seemed to be comfortable and unhurried; the knife light at this moment is colder and quicker than that at that time, just a blink of an eye. Kung Fu flashed in front of Jiu Tun Boy.
"What, do you want to play a heroic trick to save the United States?"
Jiutun Boy dodges the first attack, and a wanton laugh erupts from his throat, his fair and beautiful face suddenly bursts with veins, and faintly appearing in bursts of death: "There were countless people who wanted to be a hero in front of me. , It turned out to be a powder-would you like to try it?"
Lin He did not respond, and swiped a knife at his neck again.
"This, this, what's going on?" Su Ze and the pen immortal in his hand were anxious, looked at them tremblingly for a while, and slanted their eyes and whispered in Lin Hao's ear, "Or, we Let's slip away while the two of them are fighting! Thirty-six strategies are the best strategy!"
Concubine Lin glanced at him lightly, and immediately let the young man shut his mouth with interest.
Now Jiutun Boy has given up his appearance as a handsome young man, and has turned into his original look like an evil spirit.
The white and flawless skin is completely occupied by the blue and black, the features are as rough as beasts, two sharp-edged fangs hang straight from the corner of the mouth, and the hill-like muscles on the body are high and protruding, which can scare the child to cry every night in minutes.
Although his movements are fast, hard and accurate, Lin He's offense is actually more fierce, and the speed is so fast that ordinary people can hardly detect it.
Ms. Lin thought that it was time for her to take back the saying that "the chairman is a fancy dish"-even Jiu Tun Boy, who is the lord of the great rivers and mountains, was clearly under his control.
But she also understood that Lin He could not hold on for long.
Although his opponents were retreating steadily, his body began to tremble visibly. In a few short minutes, Lin Lin caught a glimpse of his pale, bloodless forehead, and black hair soaked in cold sweat.
"You're dying, right?" Jiutun boy laughed when he saw it, and a roar of thunder and lightning erupted from his strong and tall mountainous body. "It's a pity that she is obviously a good opponent-that girl is destined to be mine. food!"
Amidst the arrogant laughter that resounded through the streets, the young man leaned forward due to severe physical pain while swinging a knife. Although he barely stood still, he couldn't help but coughed embarrassedly with a move in his throat.
The bloodstain pierced by the sharp claws on his body came with intense pain, and his head was even more painful as if it was about to split. He knew that it was the punishment that the association had given him. The blood stains were almost imperceptible in the quiet and dim night around, only the **** smell of rust was permeated in the air.
"Sister Lin," You Haoyu turned to look at each other with Lin trembling, his voice was already crying, "What, what to do...!"
The author has something to say:
Let the club grow up a bit eh hey (no)
When I wrote this, I remembered the fear of being dominated by itchy rats... Thanks to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angels who cast [land mines]: 2 rabbits; Haiqingheyan 1;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
28 bottles of Ye Zhimu; 2 bottles of Su Xiao; 1 bottle of Nicole, Xueying, and spicy chicken wings;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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