Corpse collector in Conan

"That's what he said, but why hasn't the rich man contacted me recently?"

When Dr. Shirai thought about this, he couldn't help but feel a little irritated: "I remember he said that he would send someone to experience my medical skills, and then decide whether to hire me... But now, the inspection time has passed for several days, why is there still no movement?"

"... Well, wait a little longer. It's normal for them to be cautious in such a long-term job as psychological diagnosis and treatment. In short, the other party must not be a liar to take out such a large deposit at once."

Thinking of this, Dr. Shirai calmed down and decided to fool the patient in front of him first.

...

When Dr. Shirai was struggling.

Across from him, his patient was also struggling.

Vodka: "..." Although he wanted to turn around and leave immediately after seeing the doctor, and then casually write "pass" on the interview result... But in fact, this assessment result must not only be shown to the eldest brother, but also to others.

Being too perfunctory will only make people doubt his loyalty.

As a cadre with obvious defects in ability, Vodka is well aware of the organization's way of survival. He could only cheer up and conduct the interview seriously, pretending to be an honest employee who followed his superiors' orders 100%.

"But then again, how should I interview a psychologist?" Vodka had a headache, "I'm not a psychology major... Oh, right! I remember that the boss gave this matter to my elder brother, and my elder brother passed it to me, which means that the original 'interviewer' should be Brother Gin."

"And in the eyes of the person above, Brother Gin seems to have some psychological problems..." Vodka thought about it and suddenly got a clue, "That is to say, what the 'interviewer' has to do is to experience the doctor's ability from the patient's perspective?"

The patient's perspective...

Thinking of this, Vodka couldn't help but raise his hand and wipe his face: Once upon a time, he could still say loudly, "My mental state is very healthy." But now...

"What on earth did that bastard Uzo do to me in just a few months?" Vodka had to admit, "I think I should see a psychiatrist. Otherwise, if I continue like this, sooner or later I will feel that even the air wants to murder me."

"But I am an organization cadre. Can I really describe my psychological problems to the doctor?"

After struggling for a moment, Vodka took a deep breath and made up his mind: "It's not a big problem. Anyway, after the interview, this doctor will either be from the organization or from the underworld. I just need to hide the confidential parts and tell the corresponding symptoms."

...

"Hmm..."

Dr. Shirai sat up straight unconsciously while listening to the patient's description.

- Although he hadn't asked in detail, he realized that the situation seemed a bit bad just from what he heard.

And what's worse is that he could hear that the patient seemed to have concealed a lot of things. If all those hidden conditions were dug out...

Dr. Shirai fell into deep thought.

When he was working normally, he thought this kind of patient was too hot to handle. Now he was planning to change jobs, and he was too lazy to take over this troublesome job.

Thinking of this, he moved his mouth, and the words "You are healthy, there is no problem" came to his lips, but he swallowed them.

Doctor Shirai: "..." Anyone with eyes can see the problem of this patient. And Mr. Yamada must be suspicious - if he said this, he would turn around and go to another hospital to find out the problem, and then turn around and scold him for being a quack, wouldn't it be troublesome?

It would be fine in normal times, but now, he is in a critical period of assessment - whether it is the new job with a good salary or the guaranteed director position in the hospital, he needs to maintain his reputation.

After thinking about it, Doctor Shirai said tactfully: "I roughly understand, but I have to go out for further studies for a few days recently, and I may not be able to diagnose you. Why don't you..." Why don't you change a troublesome unlucky person to help you see the doctor?

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly fell silent - the moment he heard "going out for further studies for a few days", the expression of the patient opposite him suddenly became ferocious, although he quickly calmed down, but the short murderous intent still made people tremble with fear.

Doctor Shirai: "..." Oops, he is indeed a serious mental patient, and he is very aggressive. If that's the case... then I can't take over this guy! Otherwise, what if he chases me after I change jobs? The logic of these guys can't be explained by common sense. The safest way is to stay away from them.

Thinking of this, he cleared his throat and began to think about whether to use a simpler way to avoid diagnosis, such as "stomachache", "want to go to the toilet", or "fainted on the spot due to hypoglycemia".

But before he could figure out the safest way, suddenly, a gentle voice came from the side.

"In that case, I will take over this gentleman."

"?" Doctor Shirai was startled, turned his head and saw a disgusting face, "Heishan?"

- To be fair, Doctor Heishan looks ordinary, kind, and looks like a good old man.

However, when he thought that this guy was his biggest opponent in the competition for the director, Doctor Shirai didn't like him at all.

"Once the interview is successful, there will be no competition between me and this guy Montenegro... But what if, what if that rich man doesn't hire me in the end?"

Dr. Shirai thought quickly, "Although I have the leverage over Montenegro, it is still risky. It would be wonderful if we could hand this troublesome patient over to him. It would be wonderful if they both died together."

Thinking of this, he frowned, "This is too much trouble for you..."

"No trouble." Dr. Montenegro glanced at Vodka, "Actually, I have met Mr. Yamada before. This should be the third time we have met. I made the first two diagnoses. I might as well take over."

Vodka: "..."Where did you come from?

Dr. Heishan paused, lowered his voice, and said to Dr. Shirai: "I guess he saw the publicity that boasted about your resume, so he decided on you - how about this, you pretend to take over him first, but I will do the subsequent diagnosis and treatment?"

Dr. Shirai felt that things were going too smoothly: "Are you so kind?"

Dr. Heishan: "You know, I need results the most now."

Dr. Shirai couldn't help laughing: "You still want to compete with me? Aren't you afraid that I will tell others about the bad things you have done?"

Dr. Heishan narrowed his eyes, and a crack appeared on his kind expression for a short time.

But soon he smiled again: "Even if I don't become the director, as long as I work hard, I will eventually have other ways out. If I don't fight now, I will have no chance in the future."