Correct Opening Method of a Radio Anchor

The story is over!

More than 70,000 listeners immediately boiled!

One barrage, quickly swiped in the message area!

"puff!"

"Hahaha!"

"This is an unlucky story with a taste!"

"Anchor, you rebellious son, I'm eating, you just talk about this?"

"Can you make up for how desperate Xiao Ming should be? Especially with that [Mom, I won't pretend to be forced anymore!] Hahaha!"

"I laughed like a fool, and my dad said that it is not good for me to laugh like this for a girl, so I told my dad the story of dung filling. My dad laughed like a silly dog!"

"Anchor, you bitch, the leader is losing his temper, I suddenly laughed out of a pig cry, and now the leader asks me why I am laughing?"

"It's very simple, just tell your leaders the story of dung filling!"

"This is okay, I really hope that your leader can also laugh like a silly dog, hahaha!"

"Don't bb anymore, the anchor link is half left, let the anchor tell a few more Xiao Ming's stories."

"Yes, yes, let the anchor show!"

"Anchor, tell me..."

The audience asked for it!

With the kindness, Ye Feng can only continue to tell Xiao Ming's story: "By the way, Xiao Ming was beaten four times a day, do you know how it was?"

Listeners left messages:

"Xiao Ming broke things at home?"

"Xiao Ming was watching a movie at home and was discovered by his parents?"

"Xiao Ming embezzled the money for books and went to play games?"

"Xiao Ming was watching TV at home and was discovered by his parents who came back suddenly?"

"Xiao Ming was called a parent by the teacher, and his parents came back to mix doubles?"

"Don't guess, my rebellious anchor, I'm more and more interested in selling things off!"

"I'm diabetic, let me come to the anchor who loves to be sober."

"Diabetes is getting thick, my prostate is inflamed, my urine is yellow, let me come!"

"The prostate is thick, I have a uremia attack, I am uremia, let me come!"

"Uremia is getting worse, I have an episode of uremia, I have blood in my urine, let me come..."

The message area has turned into a sea of ​​joy.

Ye Feng sold enough, and smiled and preached: "I said, you can automatically fill the picture with your brain!"

"Noon was originally time for make-up classes, but Xiao Ming went online!"

"After a while there was no money on the card, Xiao Ming was going to make up classes, and suddenly he found three hundred yuan from the base of his seat. Suddenly, the music broke down, and all three hundred yuan was filled as a member!"

"Go home at night!"

"Mother Xiaoming: [Did you pay the supplementary tuition?]"

"When I heard this, Xiao Ming was struck by lightning, and then I remembered that the money he had picked up turned out to be the supplementary tuition fee he had to pay!"

"Mother Xiaoming: [Be lenient in confession, strict in resistance!]"

"Xiao Ming has become accustomed to his mother's routine after years of being beaten, and he knows deeply [being lenient, butt blooms; resistance is strict, and foolishness!], so he replied stiffly: The money is lost!"

"It just so happened that the teacher called this afternoon and said that a classmate told me that Xiao Ming was surfing the Internet and he also filled up 300 yuan as a member. He was well-known among classmates!"

"Xiao Ming his mother called his dad immediately: [Come back!]"

"Xiaoming's dad: [What are you doing!]"

"Xiao Ming his mother: [Mixed doubles!]"

"Xiaoming's dad: [Can't you fight all by one?]"

"Xiao Ming his mother: [Member now!]"

"Xiaoming's dad: [Should be tortured this time!]"

"Xiao Ming his mother: [I lied!]"

"Xiao Ming's dad: [This has to be increased!]"

This night!

The neighbors thought Xiao Ming's family was killing.

The next day Xiao Ming went to school with a swollen butt. The teacher just taught the students: "Be a good boy who obeys the law and is willing to help others, and assigned homework to help the old lady cross the road!"

After a night of beating!

Xiao Ming decided to change his mind and be a good man!

After school, Xiao Ming and his classmates walked home.

Suddenly, Xiao Ming saw an old lady fall down beside a BMW car and wailed on the ground.

Xiao Ming's eyes lit up, how does this old grandma look like homework?

Punch her!

Xiao Ming gave an order!

A few friends followed like a shadow, and they picked up the old grandmother and dragged them to the other side of the road.

Xiaoming and several others dragged the grandmother and said: "Grandma, we will help you cross the road. Needless to say, thank you. This is our homework. You will remember to leave us a group photo later to prove that the homework is complete!"

However……

The old grandmother didn't appreciate it at all, struggling violently, and even beat Xiao Ming together!

While struggling violently, the grandmother shouted: "Let me down, I'm working!"

"You bastards, hurry up and let me go, grandma, I'm working!"

"Quickly let me go, the BMW driver ran away, and finally bumped into one."

"You bastards, I want my grandson to beat you..."

Although the grandmother shouted hoarsely, her old fist punched Xiaoming's chest, but after all, she was old and weak, so how many elementary school students were strong?

that's all……

The old grandmother was dragged all the way from the BMW car to the side of the road by a few elementary school students.

the other side!

When the BMW driver saw the grandmother being dragged away, he was startled, and immediately overjoyed, and drove the car away as soon as the smoke slipped.

Seeing that the BMW was gone, the grandmother looked at the pupils with resentment: "Which one of you is the leader?"

"he!"

Several elementary school students pointed to Xiao Ming in unison.

Xiao Ming is extremely proud, and feels that his red scarf is more colorful.

The old grandmother was furious, asked Xiao Ming's class address, and said viciously on the way home: "You wait, I will let my son repay you!"

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