Correct Opening Method of a Radio Anchor
Chapter 8 I am a scumbag (seeking flowersevaluationreward!)
This question is brought up.
Many male listeners couldn't help but change their faces.
This is... the fault is coming, maybe he is still a senior feminist (boxing) master!
After all, the host just now caught a feminist activist, and it was a big blow to the feminist activist.
Just like hitting a child, it's like an adult comes out to find a place.
Now that the senior female boxer has come out, it just said: What kind of man do you think you are!
The subtext of this sentence is: You just sprayed feminism so badly, you must be very good, if you are not good, tut tut, wait to be sprayed!
This question must be answered carefully.
The message area is as follows:
"Anchor, we support you!"
"Anchor, we believe you must be a good man!"
"Don't persuade the anchor, face the female boxer, you are the best!"
"Report to the anchor, my taxi won't drive, so I just stopped by the road to see how you lift the bar?"
"It's a coincidence upstairs, my husband called me to create human beings. Now I don't even make human beings, so I just wait to see how the anchor can force them!"
"Don't talk about it anymore, let's see what the anchor is doing!"
"agree!"
The message area has dropped in popularity, and Ye Feng is all urged to speak.
Ye Feng pondered for a few seconds, heartbroken, and sincerely said: "To be honest, I am a scumbag, a complete scumbag!"
"hiss……"
The audience suddenly took a breath!
What's wrong?
Isn't it a lie to a man's mouth?
Laozi depends on your sophistry. Why do you say this like a surrender?
All of a sudden, the male audience was unhappy.
Female listeners left a crazy message in the message area:
"Haha, the anchor is so glib, I know he is not a good bird!"
"Yes, all men in the world are big pig's hoofs, hahaha!"
"This anchor still has advantages such as: honesty!"
"Haha, this is not called honesty, this is called: low emotional intelligence!"
For a time!
The comment area has become the world of female listeners!
Calling, what the hell are you scumbag? "
Hear the words!
Male audience!
Female audience!
On-site staff!
They raised their ears one after another, wanting to hear what Ye Feng is all about!
Ye Feng was silent for a few seconds, whipping everyone's appetites, and then said in a slow tone: "I am 22 years old now!"
"Since I was little, I have slept more than a hundred girls!"
"And I only need a word when I sleep with girls!"
"You said I am a scumbag?"
As soon as this is said! Hacker fiction
The atmosphere condenses!
"hiss……"
At this moment, more than 20,000 people in Xijing City who were listening to the radio took a breath at the same time!
The driver who was driving suddenly braked!
The late-sleeping young man who was squeezing toothpaste sprayed the toothpaste on his face hard!
The husband, who was heating his wife's footbath, poured half a pot of hot water into it at once!
The dancer who was practicing hip-hop was unstable and fell to the ground with a snapping sound...
The effect burst!
At this moment, Ye Feng faintly added: Many girls have slept more than once, and they all know each other's existence! "
Message area!
The scene burst!
"Master, you are my master, teach me how to tease my sister!"
"Going upstairs, I am a loyal fan of this station, and the anchor is my master!"
"The anchor save me, I am a twenty-eight-year-old young man, and I have been heartbroken all these years!"
"What a heartbroken upstairs, I was single for thirty-six years, and the traditional craftsmanship was so good that it was almost gone!"
"You are nothing. I haven't even touched a girl's hand since I was born. This life is considered useless. If the anchor doesn't help me, I will be alone forever!"
"Anchor, where is your address, I will come to apprentice now, rest assured that the apprenticeship will not miss you..."
The above are all male messages!
The following are all female messages!
"Bah, scumbag!"
"Not only the scumbag, he must be bragging!"
"Yes, the anchor was a big taxpayer when he was bragging about taxation!"
"I have slept more than a hundred girls. Doesn't that mean you have to sleep one every month?"
"Not only that, the anchor also said that some girls know each other's existence, how is this possible?"
"Yes, this is absolutely impossible!"
"Anchor bragging, identification is complete!"
"Anchor scumbag, the appraisal is complete!"
The message area is like a surging river, and you can’t even see the name when you swipe the message quickly!
However……
The elegant girl who called, realized that something was wrong!
It stands to reason that the anchor’s emotional intelligence should be very high. How can he describe himself as a scumbag? Is this ruining the show or ruining his own future?
Recalling the pissiness of the host’s poisonous chicken soup, the elegant girl concluded that the anchor must have dug a hole and is waiting for it to detonate!
That being the case!
I'll detonate!
Do you sleep in the specific details of those girls? "
Ye Feng: "I'm a girl who sleeps like this!"
Me: "Let's talk for a while!"
Female: "Tired, I'll go to bed first!"
"Look at it, can I sleep with a girl in a word?"
"As soon as I send a message, the girl immediately says that she wants to sleep!"
"Since I was little, I have slept with more than a hundred girls, and I can put girls to sleep with just one sentence."
"Hey, the only regret is that I can only let girls sleep, but I can't let girls sleep with me!"
Like women: This man is too showy! Please collect it: () Woman: This man is too nasty! .
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