COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

Shuji Tsushima hugged the quilt and stood in the living room looking at the man who cleaned up early in the morning.

"Bourbon, are you going to work again?" He yawned.

Hearing his question, Toru Amuro, who was obsessed with labor, turned around and looked at him.

Listening to the sound, Kayo Jiu just woke up, I'm afraid he's not awake yet, the bandages on his body should not be wrapped yet, right?

He looked in the direction of the other party full of expectation, then lowered his head in disappointment and continued cleaning.

Because, even if Kayojiu looks like he is still asleep and wears loose pajamas, the exposed parts of his whole body, except for the small half of his right face, other parts, including the neck, chest, and arms, are always visible when he yawns. Flashing belly, all! All covered with bandages!

This guy used to wear bandages even when he slept.

Amuro was shocked.

Could it be that Kayo wine has any sad experience? The scars from that time are hidden under the bandages?

Too scary that the khal never showed them? And afraid of being seen by others?

Bourbon, who was pitiful to the image of Kayo wine made up by his own brain: Kayo, he is still a child.

Better be nice to him.

"Bourbon?" Shuji Tsushima shouted again without getting a response.

"Yes, I'm going to work later, and I'll prepare a lunch box for you at noon." Toru Amuro, who realized that he didn't reply to Shuji Tsushima's words, replied hastily.

"Hey... It's a bento again..." Shuji Tsushima rubbed his blurred right eye and said unhappy.

"After all, I have to go to work. It's just a bento for lunch. How about we have sukiyaki at night?" Toru Amuro comforted me.

However, will Shuji Tsushima appreciate it? No, not only will he not appreciate it, but he will also make trouble.

"I see." Shuji Tsushima said aggrievedly, and returned to the room to continue sleeping with the quilt in his arms.

The door was closed with a "bang", and the other party's unhappiness could be felt from the sound of closing the door.

Toru Amuro: ...Sure enough, he has the character of a child who cannot be wronged.

No way, let's coax the children during dinner.

With that in mind, he quickened his movements.

Finally, he went out with two bags of garbage.

Among them was the bandage that Shuji Tsushima had replaced.

There was no blood, and it was still white and clean as if it had never been used.

Hearing the sound of him going out, Shuji Tsushima, who was lying on the bed, suddenly jumped up like a carp.

Immediately found clothes for himself to change, and was also ready to go out.

Shuji Tsushima: My favorite thing is to fight against others!

Black suit, black coat, black top hat.

Very good, very perfect.

ready to go out!

Osamu Dazai: Hey, your little bunny is online, let me surprise you!

"Sacrifice for love~sacrifice for love~"

"You can't die for love by yourself~~ but~ if there are two people~ two people can die for love~~"

"Martyrdom~~"

"Patta" the door of the apartment was closed again.

...

"Today is really a sunny day." Seeing the dazzling sunshine, Shuji Tsushima praised sincerely.

"It's decided! Let's commit suicide in a clear and energetic way today!" He said, and turned out the book that he regarded as the bible of suicide.

The Complete Suicide Manual

"Let me see... enter the water... there is no river nearby..."

"Hanging... woo, the trees around here are so ugly, they are not suitable for hanging..."

As he turned the pages, he chattered endlessly.

"Poisonous mushrooms? Wow, there are not as many beautiful mushrooms growing around here as last time..."

"Oops, if I waste time by committing suicide..." he thought deeply.

"Couldn't it be time for lunch!"

This is not good, how can you miss lunch?

"It's decided! Go find Bourbon first! Suicide after dinner!" He decided with ease and joy.

Look up and take a closer look at your surroundings.

Shuji Tsushima: Falling into silence, where is this?

Because I was too obsessed with finding a way to commit suicide, I unknowingly went to a place I had never been to before.

Tsushima Shuji-kun.

He was silent for a moment, put the book back into his pocket, and took out his cell phone with his backhand.

"I can't help it. I didn't want to use this trick at first. After all, undercover agents have human rights..." he thought gloomily.

"Who made me lose my way? Mr. Bourbon, let me see where you are." He poked open the world map sign on the phone screen as he spoke.

Lock the scope in Japan, Tokyo, find the sign of a bottle of bourbon displayed in it, and click in.

In addition, there are a bunch of other densely packed dots on this world map.

Mostly green with very few red.

Among them, the red dots from country A and neon are the most.

"Zhongye, navigation." He looked at Bourbon's location and route map displayed on the screen, and casually said.

[Okay, master. ] The system began to navigate in the brain without complaint.

"So, why not use that Optimus Prime's body, so I can let you show me the way when I bring you out." Shuji Tsushima muttered.

The system remained silent.

"Chuya must be busy completing the tasks of the organization right now~ What a pity~" the boy in black said with a gloating expression.

After all, Chuya Nakahara was the robot AI he created. If Shuji Tsushima, the creator, did not do the tasks, the tasks that belonged to Kao would of course be done by him.

Gin is absolutely merciless to squeeze each other.

At the same time, Zhong Yuanzhong also sneezed while he was busy with the task.

"Ah...that green mackerel must be speaking ill of me, damn it..." He clenched his fists and said, stomping on the enemy's head even harder.

"Hurry up, your trading channel."

...

Polo Cafe.

"Miss Makino, please use." Amuro Toru put on a warm smile and brought coffee to the guest.

"Thank you." The woman named Makino nodded and thanked with a smile.

"Hey, Miss Makino, would you like to try my cup?" Another girl pushed out the coffee in front of her, and said shyly.

"I also want to taste Miss Makino's cup." She said with a blushing face.

"Ah, of course you can? After all, I will never refuse Rumiko's request." Miss Makino said heartily.

"And mine, I want Ms. Makino to try it too!" The third girl shyly rolled out the coffee in front of her.

"And, I also want to taste Miss Makino's cup."

"Yes, yes, of course it's okay! After all, I like Qiuzi very much." Miss Makino praised with a thumbs up.

Both girls smiled blushingly.

There are mysterious pink bubbles between the three of them.

Others in the coffee shop: ...

Toru Amuro: ... So... Is it this kind of relationship?

He took a closer look at Miss Makino who was clearly in the center.

As a girl, she has a pair of handsome facial features that resemble boys, but at the same time she has handsome facial features, she also has a slightly round baby face, which looks handsome and reveals cuteness.

Her long brown hair was tied into a high ponytail, and her green eyes were clear and bright.

And... those long legs under the table.

When the other party walked in, Toru Amuro had visually measured her height, and it seemed to be 1.9 meters.

If it weren't for the girl she claimed to be, Toru Amuro would not be able to distinguish the other party's gender.

But I have to say that Miss Makino's looks are indeed the type that many girls like.

The other party just sat by the window and attracted many passing girls.

Even if she approached and discovered the real gender of Miss Makino, she still took the initiative to ask for contact information.

And he, a waiter who used to attract customers by his face, didn't get much attention.

I have to say, it was a great help! Miss Makino!

Toru Amuro thought so, and brought three pieces of cake to the other party's table.

"It's a free gift from the boss, in order to thank you for attracting more customers to our store." He said with a smile.

"Huh? Thank you then." Miss Makino accepted the so-called gift without hesitation.

The other two ladies also stopped shaking their hands and accepted the small cake.

Even the character is as decisive as a boy, Ms. Makino.

Amuro shook his head.

In the blink of an eye, he scanned the door of the shop.

Suddenly, he turned his head and stared straight at the door of the shop.

The boy in black stretched out his hands and pushed open the door without hesitation. When he saw Toru Amuro, he even raised his hand to say hello: "Yo, long time no see, Toru."

Before he could finish his sentence, he walked into the store with his footsteps on his tail.

At the same time, someone fell to the ground.

"! Qiuzi! Qiuzi, what's wrong with you!"