COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

Although Tsushima Club said long before Valentine's Day that the flying locomotives might open the pre-sale channel around Valentine's Day, no one believed that they would really be sold so soon.

But this day, on the screens of shopping malls, on the carriages of trams, and on the walls of subway tracks.

There are advertisements about Tsushima Club all over the place.

"...Below, customers can submit their team's color matching requirements, as well as customize the font color of their own name..."

"Persons under the age of sixteen may not purchase..."

"It is not recommended for people in pairs to buy, after all, the design did not consider the option of carrying people in the back seat..."

On the screen outside the shopping mall building and on the TV, it was the young president of the Tsushima Club.

The black suit, the white bandage, and the red scarf he still wore in this weather made him look sick and weak to the naked eye.

The momentum is calm and unhurried, with a silent power.

He clasped his hands parallel to his chin, and there was a white piece of paper on the table that should be a speech, but he didn't even look at it, and talked about some rules that would be criticized by himself.

"Why can't you buy it under the age of sixteen!! It's just a toy thing!" Someone said dissatisfied.

"Hey, then I can't carry my girlfriend and let her sit in the back and hug my waist?" Someone said regretfully.

The single dog showed a dark smile.

A person does not need to worry about not being able to carry his girlfriend at all!

"I promised to give my children a car as a gift..." Some parents wondered.

Who would have thought that what was originally positioned as a toy would also limit the age of users?

"...The flying locomotive will be automatically bound to the purchaser, and no one else has permission to use it except the purchaser..." The boy on the screen is still narrating one by one indifferently.

"And the locomotive has its own positioning and emergency alarm system. When the locomotive collides with other objects and causes serious damage to the car body, the emergency alarm system will send your location to the police..."

"... Tsushima Club does not recommend that other clubs buy the locomotive back for disassembly research. Due to the technical gap, it may cause an explosion." The young president reminded.

But he was scoffed at by the presidents of other clubs.

It's just a self-righteous intimidation method by the kid.

"...There are still ten minutes before the opening of the pre-sale channel..." The young man reminded coldly.

"...By the way, those who are not old enough to buy and use motorcycles don't have to worry. The smart skateboard newly developed by Tsushima Club does not impose age requirements on buyers and users..."

"...Of course, the degree of floating and its speed are within the safety zone. Although it is not as high as a locomotive, nor as fast as it is, as a toy regardless of age, I think there are still some Few people would choose it, wouldn't they?" The young president said with a smile, and his figure disappeared from the screen.

Replaced with another ad.

The crowds that stopped in the streets resumed their flow.

"Dad! I want that skateboard!"

"Although you can't buy a motorcycle, it's not bad to buy a skateboard..."

Many people who could not buy motorcycles silently chose to wait for the skateboard to appear.

...

At 10:30 in the morning, Jindao Club officially opened the pre-sale channel of the physical store.

As long as it is a property under the Tsushima Corporation, reservations can be made.

So there was a long queue outside the Medieval Art Museum.

The manpower arranged by Tsushima Club is responsible for the registration in an orderly manner.

On this day, we also let everyone know how many industries the Tsushima Club actually owns.

Many hotel buildings, brokerage companies, convenience supermarkets, large shopping malls, and hospitals all over the country put up the signs of the Jindao Club at the same time, accepting appointments.

It seems that Tsushima's business is everywhere.

"There is no catering department yet." Shuji Tsushima sighed.

When are you going to engage in some catering talents?

It's a pity that there is only one person in Bourbon, so he can't support the restaurant.

Shuji Tsushima: Sigh helplessly.

...

The rush of orders has made the person in charge of the manufacturing department worry.

In addition to these orders on the bright side, it has actually undertaken other orders from the dark world.

Although it looks no different from ordinary order products, it is actually quite different.

It is almost the gap between one is a toy and the other is a strategic weapon.

And the orders of the members of the organization have also begun to be produced.

Overseas sales channels have also been opened.

The preparation for that boss is already on the way.

The research department is working overtime on another product—hoverboards.

Of course, it is not about how to improve it, but about how to remove functions that should not be used by ordinary people.

For example, the acceleration device is not used by ordinary people, so delete it.

The floating function is too high, and you are not a flying skateboard. You only need to maintain the floating function for a period of time, no more than one meter above the ground.

And speed, you are just an ordinary means of transportation, you don't need to be faster than four-wheeled vehicles and motorcycles, as long as you can walk faster than people.

All in all, this is another toy that doesn't make much sense.

but……

Shuji Tsushima acted seriously.

It is enough to make money!

A profiteer has no conscience.

Shuji Tsushima logged on his line after a long absence, and posted a message [Are there any talents in the catering industry. ]

The grandpa is impeccable: the catering industry? Go to Yuanyue College to have a look, after a while it will be their campus festival.

Akashi Seijuro: I know a few very good chefs, but they all have their own restaurants to manage.

Shuji Tsushima looked at the rising number of messages and sighed.

From these news, we can see how difficult it is to get an outstanding talent.

Especially in this world where chefs can eat halberds, if there is a disagreement, they will send halberds to you, and the winner can control everything about the loser.

There are not a few food halberds who bet on their lives.

So the fastest way is actually to go to the restaurant and find the chefs one by one, and the bet is the other person and his restaurant.

As long as you win a few more times, the door of the catering industry will be opened to Tsushima Club.

However, it's still the same sentence.

There is a shortage of talents who can be chefs!

If you don't have talents, you can't eat halberds, and if you don't eat halberds, you can't get talents. This is a vicious circle.

As for yourself?

Shuji Tsushima looked at the phone numbly.

Is he serving food? Not to mention winning, he could lose all his wealth to the opponent in the first game.

Shuji Tsushima: Although I am cool with a knife, I can’t even cut vegetables.

He thought about it and decided to give it a go.

...

[How many members are good at organizing cooking skills? Let me use it. ——cahors]

Gin watched the news in silence, and it was rare for him to think, is Bourbon's cooking enough for him?

And...the organization is not a chef training camp! How come there are so many members who are good at cooking, let alone good at cooking, there are not many normal people.

[I want them to win some chefs back for me~——cahors]

Food halberd...

Qin Jiu thought that he still knew the rules of those cooks.

but……

[Do you want to lose all the members of the organization to others to become chefs? ——gin]

A member of a criminal organization, going to compete with serious chefs?

Well……

In fact, it’s not enough to lose. At most, halfway through the game, the members of the organization directly pulled out their guns and smashed the head of the opposite chef, or threatened the referee with bombs and guns...

some type of.

[Don't even think about it. ——gin]

"Tch." Shuji Tsushima dropped the phone.