COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

At the school gate, a black Bentley had already parked by the roadside, and the butler in a suit saw Shuji Tsushima and quickly opened the car door.

"Master Xiuzhi."

Tsushima Shuji nodded.

"Sure enough, Tsushima-kun is a great young master." A passing classmate sighed.

"No wonder we are like people from two worlds."

"It's similar to Akashi-senpai."

Akashi Seijuro, the head of Teiko's basketball department, the captain of the generation of miracles, is also a famous imperial officer.

Watching the black Bentley fade away, they whispered.

"Ito-kun...wait...wait for me..." The boy stumbled while holding two schoolbags.

"Hurry up, you bastard." The gentle boy made a vicious expression that didn't match his appearance and scolded.

"Ah la la, it's Ito again, it's too much, I hate it." The girl who saw it couldn't help but whispered.

"Shh, he will hear it, it will be miserable then." The friend immediately took her hand to persuade.

"It's useless to kneel down and beg Tsushima-kun to let him go..." The girl's voice drifted away.

"Master Xiuzhi, here we are."

Tsushima Shuji opened his eyes as he called out.

Outside is the familiar apartment complex.

"Excuse me," he said.

"Master Xiuji, the old house of the Tsushima family is waiting for you at any time." When the boy was about to enter the apartment, the still elegant old butler bent down and said.

"I see."

...

"Let me see where the dog food I bought last time..."

"Ah, found it."

[Host, when you buy dog ​​food, you don't want to... ]

"You can't die alone~~"

"Sacrificial love~Sacrificing love~"

"Hum hum hum~~"

"I found it!" Tsushima Shuji squatted at the door of someone else's house holding the dog food.

Through the fence, he shook the dog food in his hand towards the Akita Inu who was sitting quietly inside.

"Look what this is, super-luxury special dog food! Dangdangdangdang~"

"Wow! Woow!" Akita dog frantically wagged his tail.

"Hey, do you want to eat?" The boy opened the bag, took out a handful of dog food, and shook it in front of the Akita Inu.

Then he shoved it into his mouth.

The Akita dog, who frantically wagged its tail, was instantly stiff, as if it had turned into a gray-white stone statue.

"I won't give you food, take a short walk~"

"Not only will I not give it to you, but I will also eat it in front of you." The young man proudly stuffed another handful of dog food into his mouth, and muttered with his cheeks puffed up.

"That big brother...is that the big brother we met at the amusement park last time." A girl's voice came from the side

"It seems to be oh."

"What is that big brother doing?"

"He seems to be... eating dog food."

"Hey?!! Really!!"

"Big brother can't afford to eat? It's so pitiful..."

"Mita Yuan, Mitsuhiko, Conan, let's invite big brother to dinner."

"Okay."

...

"Big brother, let's treat you to dinner." He happily stuffed the last handful of dog food into his mouth, and looking at Akita with a gray heart, Dazai Osamu happily burped.

I saw a little girl and three little boys running over and said they wanted to invite him to dinner.

"Hey? Treat me to dinner? Yes, I haven't tried to hold myself to death yet~" The black-haired boy clapped his hands happily.

"Isn't this the little sister I met at the amusement park last time, we meet again." The boy stood up and patted his clothes.

"What was the big brother doing just now?" Mitsuhiko asked.

"Emmm..." The boy thought while resting his chin in one hand.

"Big brother, I'm teaching that stupid dog what it means to be a dog."

"If you don't listen to the master's words, you will have no dog food to eat~" The boy explained seriously.

Provoked a rainbow fart from three real elementary school students.

As Kudo Shinichi had a relationship with the other party for a while, Conan fell into silence.

Hey, it's obviously your bad taste! Actually grabbing dog food from the dog!

Who was Shuji Tsushima, who was good at reasoning with calmness and calmness back then!

And even children are fooling around!

"Well..." The black-haired boy touched his pocket and took out a wallet.

"I haven't lost my wallet today. Big brother invites you to dinner." He looked at the wallet that was still there in surprise.

"Yeah! I want to eat eel rice!"

Conan: Haha.

...

"This kid, looks a little different from other kids." In the Japanese food store, the black-haired boy stared at the little boy in the blue suit, red bow, and glasses.

"Ahaha... How can big brother feel that way?" Edogawa Conan touched his head and began to laugh awkwardly as a primary school student.

"Conan is like that." Ayumi said aside.

"That's probably because Big Brother feels wrong~" The black-haired boy put his chin in his hands, imitating Conan's tone.

When paying the bill, the other party took out a black card from his wallet, and the sharp-eyed Conan even saw another row of black cards.

Conan: Hey, what are you doing, is this guy the male version of Suzuki Sonoko...

"Then, goodbye, a few students."

"Goodbye big brother~"

...

[The host doesn't tell Gin, is Kudo Shinichi still alive? ] The system is bubbling.

"Who said that, of course I have to tell him that I am not an undercover or a traitor~" Tsushima Shuji hummed softly.

"But it's not now, some things, it's boring to say it too early~" said Cahor, the real wine of the organization.

[I found an interesting experiment~can I keep him~—cahors] Having said that, he still sent a text message to the boss who was far abroad.

It didn't take long to get a reply.

[As long as you want. ]

"Hmph, even if Jin Jiu knew that I hid the information, he wouldn't be able to say anything~ This is what the BOSS promised himself~"

Thinking of the suffocated appearance that the other party might appear, Shuji Tsushima smiled proudly.

The next moment, his expression changed.

"vomit……"

...

"I don't... don't try to eat to kill myself..."

"……vomit……"

[Host... are you okay? ] The system is frightened.

"It's too bad." The boy had black clouds all over his body, and his tone was harsh.

Just one day after going to school, the second Tianjin Island Shuji asked for leave.

It's a week off.

Ah, in fact, I went to the hospital for gastric lavage on the first day. The next day I wanted to commit suicide by sinking into the bottom of the tank, but I twisted my waist. On the third day, I grabbed another patient's medicine in the hospital and ate a bottle in one go. He was sent for gastric lavage again. On the fourth day, he made an appointment with the patient to burn himself to death with smoke. As a result, the patient gave up and called the doctor to come over.

It was finally normal on the fifth day, and the gin came to the door and beat him up...

Although I can play gin, but... it's not too lazy to play.

So it can only be beaten unilaterally.

Gin also didn't attack his head and vulnerable parts, and almost broke all his limbs...

So I can only honestly go to school.

The listeners are simply sad, and the listeners cry.

Let's talk about Diguang.

Since Tsushima Shuji asked his classmates to kneel in front of him and apologize in front of the whole class, and learned to bark, almost everyone kept away from him.

Can't be provoked, can't hide.

Even if the other party hadn't come for a week, many people felt relieved.

Of course, there were also people waiting for Tsushima Shuji to come to the school, waiting eagerly.

At noon on this day, Tsushima Shuji was still enjoying his leisure time on the rooftop.

In the abandoned warehouse on the other side.

Someone is dying.

"Mosimoxi, Ito-kun?" Someone answered the phone.

"Hey Yamashita, where's the bread I asked you to buy? Hurry up and get over here."

"Yes, yes, soon."

"It's Ito again, that guy is really arrogant..."

"I said, under the mountain, you are just too used to him."

"I can't help it, after all, Ito-kun is my friend since childhood." The boy wearing glasses said shyly.

"boom……"

"I... Ito-kun...?"

"Hey, what's going on..."

"Hurry up and call the police..."

In the abandoned old warehouse, the equipment was placed in a mess, and the teenager who had called them not long ago was now tied to the pillar, as if repenting.

The dagger plunged deep into his chest.

The rays of the setting sun turned away from him, like a silent oil painting.

The police arrived quickly and cordoned off the scene.

"Have all the people related to the deceased arrived?"

"That... there's another... the transfer student isn't there..." Someone raised his hand hesitantly.

"The other one isn't there? Where has he gone?"

"It should be on the rooftop, right?" the boy said in an uncertain tone.

The rest of the class also whispered to pass.

"Hey, could it really be Tsushima who killed Ito..."

"Who knows, after all, Ito offended him before, and as soon as he came to school today, Ito was killed..."

"very scary……"

"The absent classmate had a dispute with the deceased?" A police officer stepped forward and asked.

"Yes, it is……"

"Ito destroyed Tsushima-kun's things before, and Tsushima-kun even asked him to kneel down and learn to bark and apologize..."

"Kneel down and learn to bark and apologize?" The policeman frowned.

This is too bad.

"Yes, because Tsushima-kun's things are very expensive, and Ito can't afford to pay, so I did it..."

"Ah, it's the rich eldest young master." The policeman thought to himself.

This kind of identity decides to kill the other party because of a momentary upset. It seems that there are quite a few.

"Go to the rooftop and bring that Tsushima-kun."

Inspector Mumu said so.

So Shuji Tsushima, who was still enjoying the afternoon tea life leisurely on the rooftop a second ago.

In the next second, the door to the rooftop was broken into by the police, and the pistol was aimed at him.

"Don't move."

"There is a murder here that requires your cooperation in the investigation."

Looking at the few policemen who are facing the enemy.

Tsushima Shuji: …………?

This is the legend that people sit on the rooftop and the pot comes from the sky?

He just wanted to enjoy his afternoon tea time quietly...

How does it have anything to do with murder?

Tsushima repaired injustices, huge injustices.