COS Osamu Dazai's me transmigrated into the Conan crew

[What I pretend to be is what people believe I am.]

[But when I really spoke out in pain, people accused me of moaning for nothing.]

"You can't die for love alone~"

"But if there are two people~"

"Two people can die for love~"

A young man in a black coat walked alone on the street, singing his own song emotionally as if there was no one else around.

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a dark figure quickly slipping away in the corner.

He stopped.

"Ah, isn't this Miss Cat from last time?"

He walked into an alley, looked at the black cat huddled in a cardboard box in the corner, and squatted in front of it.

…

Hello everyone, I am Kudo Shinichi, a high school student detective. Because I was given poison by a man in black from a certain organization, my body turned into the appearance of Edogawa Conan, an elementary school student.

I have been searching for traces of the man in black.

Just today, a woman claiming to be Fumiyo Edogawa came to the door and told Uncle Mori and Xiaolan that she was the mother of Edogawa Conan.

However, the identity of Edogawa Conan is just a figment of my imagination!

Non-existent character!

How could he have a mother!

However, unable to explain my true identity, I was still taken into the car by that woman.

Of course Uncle Maori was very happy about this, and it was hard to say goodbye happily.

but……

"Who on earth are you!" the elementary school student sitting in the passenger seat questioned.

"My mother is obviously..." Yukiko Kudo.

"She is the man who captivated the whole world. He won a grand prize at the age of nineteen. At the age of twenty, he quit his job and married the world-class mystery novelist Yusaku Kudo. Yukiko Kudo, right?" The fat woman driving the car introduced her knowingly.

"What..." Why do you know...

Edogawa Conan was sweating like rain.

"And you are their only son, high school detective Kudo Shinichi." The woman said with a determined attitude.

"Is what I said right?" She turned around and asked Kudo Shinichi.

hateful!

That’s right!

This woman...

He must be with the man in black!

Kudo Shinichi gritted his teeth, relied on his elementary school student body to get out of the passenger seat, and stepped on the accelerator.

It almost caused an accident. When the woman stopped suddenly, she pushed open the door and jumped out of the car.

"Come on! Catch that kid!" The woman's angry voice sounded from behind.

Edogawa Conan has long since disappeared from the streets.

…

what to do……

what can we do about it……

Kudo Shinichi was hiding in the corner of the alley, thinking.

Now I should contact the doctor...

"You have to jump up..." A voice came from behind him, making Edogawa Conan shiver in fright.

who is it?!

Wait a moment……

The voice seems familiar?

Edogawa Conan turned his head and saw the figure squatting behind, wearing a black suit and coat.

What? It’s this guy Tsushima.

He looked at the man who was petting the cat and making the cat squirm around with a cat teaser, and then looked at the... one, two, three, four, five... cats in the carton.

This guy Tsushima actually has time to play with cats in a place like this.

Kudo Shinichi looked at the other party with dead eyes.

But then again, why did I suddenly relax after seeing this guy Tsushima?

Could it be that I feel in my heart that the other person is a reliable person?

Kudo Shinichi thought of the other party's ability to defeat a group of people in a few strokes.

It seems, indeed, quite safe?

"Hey, good afternoon, Conan." Shuji Tsushima, who was squatting aside, felt his gaze and silently turned his head and waved.

Oh, what a size you are!

Kudo Shinichi’s dead eye: I just thought Tsushima was reliable, so there must be something wrong with him.

"Tsushima-nii! Someone pretended to be my mother and wanted to kidnap me!" Elementary school student Edogawa Conan complained.

Shuji Tsushima:……

Where is your dignity as a mature high school detective?

Are you starting to complain to me, a junior high school student?

I haven’t seen you for a few days. You’ve become so cute, Kudo Shinichi-kun.

"Hey~ what should we do?" the young man said in a worried tone.

Kudo Shinichi:... Tsushima, your tone... is too perfunctory!

Don't you think I'm lying to you...

"It's true, Tsushima-nii! I didn't lie to you! Someone really pretended to be my mother!" Edogawa Conan said seriously.

The cat in the cardboard box was so disturbed by his voice that it began to meow.

Really.

I can’t even tease the cat anymore.

Tsushima Shuji stood up expressionlessly.

"Then let's go."

He said to the primary school student beside him.

Edogawa Conan:? Huh? Where are we going?

"You should have your own ideas, such as who to ask for help... and so on." Tsushima Shuji glanced at him and said tiredly.

Today's Kudo Shinichi... seems to have an IQ that is not online?

"Ah! That's right! Brother Tsushima, come with me to Dr. Agasa's house!" Edogawa Conan suddenly realized.

Kudo Shinichi: Damn it, it’s obviously Tsushima who’s doing things that make people confused!

"Tsushima brother..." Edogawa Conan hesitated.

"Huh?" Tsushima Shuji responded slowly.

"If you like them, why don't you take them back?" With your status, it is more than enough to raise cats for a whole building, let alone a few cats.

Kudo Shinichi opened a pair of dead fish eyes: Are you some kind of awkward elementary school student?

"Primary school students should stay away from the affairs of junior high school students~" The young man walked in front of him carelessly, without looking back.

Kudo Shinichi: I am a high school student, haha.

"And...why do we have to walk there..." Where is your car? Where is your appearance? Aren't you the driver of a bunch of bodyguards?

Kudo Shinichi's dead fish eyes.

"Well...because today...I got rid of them all~" Tsushima Shuji said confidently with an embarrassed tone.

Kudo Shinichi: Haha.

"It's okay Conan, it's just a little way anyway." Shuji Tsushima patted his dog's head and consoled him.

Kudo Shinichi:...I thank you.

…

Shuji Tsushima sat on a box nearby, watching the elementary school-sized Edogawa Conan sneaking towards Dr. Agasa's house.

On the other side of the road, the figure of Dr. Ali appeared holding an umbrella.

Edogawa Conan immediately wanted to rush over.

However, the fat woman suddenly appeared behind her and covered her mouth and nose with a drugged handkerchief.

He fell to the ground in despair.

Shuji Tsushima looked at Dr. Agasa who was motionless at the door of his house.

Then he looked at the fat woman with a dangerous smile.

"What are you..." He hesitated.

"I understand, I'll do it myself." He stood up silently, closed his eyes, and lay on the ground, looking as if he had fainted.

The heavily armed fat woman & Dr. Ali:......

Is there really no need for such perfunctory cooperation?

Thinking this, the boy lying on the ground silently opened his eyes again.

"Please be gentle when you move me, Yukiko...ah, Sister Edogawa." He mispronounced the name and then silently corrected himself.

Then he closed his eyes again and lay down peacefully.

The fat woman whose identity was exposed:...

"Really, Shuji, you are still as good as you were when you were a child. Shinichi didn't even recognize it at all." Her voice suddenly became younger.

"Get up quickly, it's cold on the ground." She said in a caring tone.

Shuji Tsushima stood up silently with her support and looked at a certain elementary school student lying on the ground without anyone paying attention.

Ah, is this how a biological son is treated?