COS Osamu Dazai's me transmigrated into the Conan crew

It was the first time Tsushima Shuji learned that the school held sports meets and would also make phone calls to the students’ families.

The guardian's contact information left with Teikou was still Toru Amuro's contact information.

Toru Amuro, who had resigned, silently contacted Gin.

After receiving the news, Gin silently reported it to the boss.

Finally, Shuji Tsushima received a call from his adoptive father.

"It turns out that when the school holds sports meets, parents need to be present..." The man's voice was gentle, revealing the freshness of his first experience.

"Why didn't Xiuji tell me..." He sighed.

When this child was a child, it was obvious...

Wait, Shuji also had this character when he was a child...

Forget it, that's no problem.

"Obviously you can't be here to participate, there is no need to let such insignificant things disturb you..." The young man was lying on the bed and answering the phone, his tone was lazy, and it sounded like he would yawn the next second.

"Everything about Xiuzhi is a big deal to me... After all, he is my only child..." The adult explained unhurriedly.

"Although I can't be there, I asked Gin to take photos of Xiuji. I'm looking forward to Xiuji's performance..."

Shuji Tsushima:...You used to say the same thing when you were cooking...

I wanted to take a commemorative photo of my first time cooking, but the final photo was of me being carried out of a smoky kitchen, covered in black ash...

You yourself were not photographed at all.

And... doesn't Gin have to do any tasks? It would be overkill if you asked him to come to the school sports day to take pictures...

According to how obedient Gin is to that adoptive father's orders...

"Good night, Xiuzhi."

Tsushima Shuji turned over.

It's really a self-care thing.

There's no way to avoid it.

Even if Gin had a broken leg, he would still be able to complete the task in a wheelchair.

"Let me see how to commit suicide after the sports meeting tomorrow." He lay on the bed silently and opened his treasure.

The Complete Suicide Manual

"I want to commit suicide tomorrow in a refreshing and energetic way~"

…

"Moses Moses, Midorikawa-kun?"

"Yes, is there any problem?" Scotland, who was under the same roof but received a call from Shuji Tsushima early in the morning, sounded confused.

"Can you please come out?" The other party's tone was very serious.

"...Okay..." Scotland glanced at the closed door of the other party's room and walked out of the apartment silently.

"Please come to me in the garden."

Scotland listened to his words and came to the garden.

"Turn left, behind the fountain."

Step by step, he arrived at the location mentioned by the other party.

I saw a boy buried in the ground with only his head exposed, and a mobile phone placed next to his head.

"Hey, good morning, Midorikawa-kun." The young man greeted him energetically and enthusiastically.

Scotland:?

"You..." His expression was heavy.

"Being attacked?"

But whoever's enemy attacks will bury the other party in the ground!

"No, it was done by a short man who was not tall because he was jealous of my height." The boy's body below his head was buried in the soil. The person who filled the hole even carefully pressed the soil to make it very solid and smooth.

.

Scotland:……

A dwarf who doesn't grow tall...

Ah, it's whiskey.

I'm afraid I discovered that my treasured wine was stolen...

"Tsushima... how long have you been buried here?" Scotland looked heavy.

This level of completeness cannot be achieved if time is short.

"Let me think about it... It's probably been from ten o'clock last night to now." Shuji Tsushima tilted his head and thought.

Scotland:……

It was ten o'clock last night... now it is six o'clock in the morning...

So you were buried for eight hours...

I obviously wasn't asleep at that time last night, so why didn't I hear any sound?

as well as……

"Why didn't you call me last night and let yourself be buried all night..." Scotland said helplessly.

What to do if you get sick...

While trying to find tools to dig people out.

"Well..." The young man rolled his eyes.

"I forgot!" he said confidently.

Can you forget this...

Really...

Scotland couldn't help but feel a pang of melancholy in her heart.

"There is something left by the little dwarf in the grass over there. Midorikawa-kun, hurry up and dig me out~" Shuji Tsushima motioned to the other party to look at the grass aside.

Scotland: Are you even ready with the tools...

Whiskey you...

It's really well thought out.

Scotland wanted to speak but stopped, stopped talking and wanted to, and wanted to stop again.

In the end, he could only dig the person out of the ground silently with tools.

"Tsushima you..." He glanced at the boy who was covered in dirt.

"Go back and change your clothes."

It really feels like being pushed to the ground and giving you a severe lesson...

…

Shuji Tsushima changed his clothes and was sent to school in Scotland.

Well, this time, the other party also came to the school.

After all, it is a day open to parents...

"Tsushima-kun!!!" Someone rushed in front of them.

It's an unknown classmate in the class.

"We have prepared a gift for you!" She was full of confidence and extremely proud.

The young man tilted his head, his eyes confused.

"It's right in the audience! Tsushima-kun, you can see it when you get there!" they chattered endlessly.

"Absolutely! It definitely fits Tsushima-kun's identity!" They looked at each other, nodded to each other, and said in unison.

Shuji Tsushima:...The cat is starting to get scared.jpg

"Hey, Mr. Tsushima's classmates all like you..." Scotland said happily.

"...Hmm..." Shuji Tsushima responded weakly.

Scotland:...Is this Kaa's identity and personality in school? It's really uncomfortable...

"Please come with me, Mr. Tsushima... Mr. Tsushima!" the bowmaster invited with a red face and shining eyes.

Shuji Tsushima: The place you took me to... was the direction to the guillotine?

Thank you.

"...It's really...you can see it at a glance..." Scotland's eyes were surprised and he hesitated.

Shuji Tsushima:……

"Ah." He responded expressionlessly.

"Hey, it seems that everyone has really good intentions." Scotland touched his chin and said while holding back a smile.

On the audience stage, there was a seat that was completely different from all the seats, and could even be said to be incompatible with it.

The black and red backrest throne stood in the center of the stands above, occupying the space of four or five seats.

"Only this kind of seat! It is worthy of Tsushima-kun's title of Demon King!!" they were convinced.

"Please ascend the throne of the Demon King that belongs to you! Tsushima-kun!!!" The head of the Archery Department bowed and said.

"Please ascend the throne of the Demon King that belongs to you! Tsushima-kun!!!" Then the others followed his example and bent down and shouted.

It immediately attracted the attention of many students and parents who came to participate in the sports meeting.

Scotland:...Are these Kaa's classmates...the legendary Chuunibyou?

Thank you Keigo Atobe, thank you to the head of the Kyudo Club, thank you to Butler Tanaka, and thank you to the cheerleaders at the Kyudo Club competition.

Shuji Tsushima is fearless.

Take Shuji Tsushima as a matter of course.

Shuji Tsushima: I didn’t expect that everyone would value me so much~

Ah~ As expected, the throne that is more gorgeous than everyone else is the most suitable place for me to stay~

As expected, the world is at home~

ps: The next few chapters... think about the scene of a kyudo competition, and be mentally prepared in advance. Stop building a house with your toes, and bring some tools.

And the editor said it would be available at midnight tonight...

I……

Ah, beautiful girl, you have to stay up late tonight...

I hope you can give the beautiful girl a show and don't make her too embarrassed. I'm a vain and bad woman.