COS Osamu Dazai's me transmigrated into the Conan crew

The weather is sunny today.

Detective Hattori Heiji, a high school student who came to Kanto from Kansai, opened the door of the Mori Detective Agency.

"Where is Kudo Shinichi?"

"Suzuki Sonoko said Kudo Shinichi is hiding with his woman..."

"Aren't you Kudo Shinichi's woman?"

The high school detective wearing a cap has a natural look on his face.

Mao Lilan and a certain primary school student's faces turned red.

"I am Detective Hattori Heiji, a high school student from Kansai. I am here to find Kudo Shinichi. Where are the others? Let him out quickly." Hattori Heiji looked around in the Mori Detective Agency.

"I told you that Shinichi is not here, what do you want to do with him?" Mao Lilan looked helpless.

"I'm ready to compete with him in reasoning!" Hattori Heiji clenched his fists with passion.

Kudo Shinichi, who has become a primary school student, has a dead eye: Who wants to compete with you!

"Ah..." The primary school student sneezed.

"But the most famous one now is obviously Brother Tsushima... Achie." The primary school student said in an innocent and ignorant tone.

Hattori Heiji looked at the sneezing elementary school student and silently took out a bottle of liquid from the bag he was carrying.

"Here, drink this and your cold will be cured." He poured a glass and handed it to the primary school student.

"The Tsushima brother you are talking about is..." Hattori Heiji asked after handing the cup to the other party.

"That's the junior high school student detective who is very famous recently." Edogawa Conan said innocently while drinking what the other party handed him without hesitation.

"Junior high school student detective..." Hattori Heiji fell into thinking.

"Hehehehe..." Edogawa Conan's face was dazed.

"Sister Xiaolan..."

"Conan? What's wrong with you?"

"What did you give him to drink?" Mao Lilan looked at the elementary school student whose face was flushed and looked confused, and turned to ask Hattori Heiji.

"It's Lao Baigan from China." Hattori Heiji said, holding up the bottle.

"After all, I'm going to bother you during this period, so I brought you a gift!" The chocolate-skinned face was full of matter-of-factness.

Mouri Kogoro: Another little devil talking to himself——!

"How can you give something like this to a child..." Mao Lilan complained.

"Really, how long do you want me to keep knocking on the door?" A woman who wrapped herself tightly complained at the door.

"Is this how your office treats guests?" She was full of pickiness and dissatisfaction.

"Ah... may I ask what kind of commission you have for coming here?" Mouri Kogoro cleared his throat and sat on the sofa, looking very serious.

"I want to ask you to investigate my son's girlfriend." The woman looked prepared and took out a stack of information.

The profile contains information about a perfect girl.

"Both junior high school and high school graduated with first place honors..." Mouri Kogoro touched his chin and looked at the information.

"Madam, what are you dissatisfied with her for?" he asked doubtfully.

Would such an excellent girl be dissatisfied?

"It's probably because of jealousy." Hattori Heiji, who was sitting on a chair nearby, held the back of his head with his hands.

"Human beings are inherently suspicious and jealous creatures."

"Seeing that the other person is so perfect, I can't help but want to find fault with the other person..."

"Am I right? Madam." He turned the chair under him and said firmly.

…

At the same time, someone knocked on the door of Tsushima Detective Agency.

Scotland opened the door and looked at his friend who exuded a gray aura outside the door with a confused expression.

"you……"

"I……"

"Hey, Tooru-kun~Long time no see~" Tsushima Shuji stuck his head out and greeted him warmly.

Toru Amuro:...Obviously I have only lived a free life for a few days...

"Yes, long time no see, Tsushima-kun..." His tone was gritted, but there was a cheerful smile on his face.

"Face..." Tsushima Shuji pointed at his face.

"It's twisted~" It seemed like a kind reminder.

Toru Amuro:!!!

Scotland on the side looked at the two people getting along and sighed helplessly.

Forget about Kao, Zero, why don’t you...

"Are you two elementary school students who get into trouble whenever they meet?" He complained at the side.

"Huh? We are obviously very friendly and greet each other~" Shuji Tsushima looked like he was being slandered.

"That's right, Toru-kun~" He looked towards Toru Amuro for approval.

Toru Amuro: I hate to admit it, but...

"Yes, Tsushima-kun." He replied with a smile.

It is impossible for elementary school students to be elementary school students.

Scotland sighed.

It would be fine if you two were both elementary school students, but it seems like...Zero, you can't speak to Kaa at all...

Are you really an adult in your late thirties?

"So what do you want here?" Scotland let the person in.

Toru Amuro:...This is supposed to be my office! Damn it!

"Here, here!" The young man raised his hand.

"The famous detective Tsushima Shuji has something to say!" He took out a pair of glasses from somewhere and put them on himself.

"It must be because Tou-kun misses the days of solving crimes with me!" He said confidently, wearing glasses.

Solve a case together = Tsushima Shuji solves the case/Amuro Toru is responsible for serving tea and water to cooperate with his performance?

Toru Amuro:...I don’t want to.

"Tou-kun, please answer honestly. After all, we have to get along for a long time~" The young man took off his glasses and turned them around in his hand in a nonchalant manner.

Toru Amuro:...Is it a threat?

"Of course, I miss the days when I and Tsushima-kun solved crimes." He said with a stiff face.

Scotland: Completely suppressed by Kaa, zero.

Should I be grateful to Kaa for not treating me like this?

"If you stay with me, you will definitely be indispensable for the case~Toru-kun will definitely be very happy~" Shuji Tsushima said empathetically.

After all, for detectives in the world of Ke Xue, the most indispensable thing is cases~

Toru Amuro: Heh...

Scotland: Well... the probability of cases happening around Kaa seems to be quite high...

The atmosphere among the three seemed harmonious, and someone knocked on the door of the office again.

"Tsushima-nii, are you there?! I'm coming in..." Elementary school student Edogawa Conan poked his head in from outside the door.

Following closely behind was a dark-skinned young man wearing a peaked cap.

"Are you the most famous young detective in Kanto after Kudo Shinichi disappeared?" Hattori Heiji stretched his head in front of Tsushima Shuji and spoke in a serious tone.

This little devil...

Looks so weak...so small...

Wearing so many bandages on your body, have you suffered many injuries?

The right eye is also wrapped with a bandage. Did something happen to it?

He actually still has baby fat on his face?!

Should I say that I am worthy of being a junior high school student?

"Since that guy Kudo isn't here, I'll compete with you first!"

Defeat you first and let Kudo Shinichi know how powerful I am...

"Huh?" The young man tilted his head in confusion, and blinked the kite-colored left eye on his somewhat round face.

Elementary school student Edogawa Conan's dead fish eyes:...You actually challenged that guy Tsushima as soon as you came here?

That guy's reasoning...

Kudo Shinichi sneered inwardly.

It's time for other people to feel the numbness they feel every time they see that Tsushima guy solve a crime.