COS Osamu Dazai's me transmigrated into the Conan crew

"Cod...tuna..." Scotland carefully selects its ingredients.

"I'm telling you...don't you feel that you are doting on that guy too much?" Toru Amuro, who was pushing the shopping cart, sounded dissatisfied.

"Hmm..." Scotland kept picking up the ingredients without stopping.

"After all, our task now is to take care of him..."

"Master Tsushima, you are a very picky eater." Scotland said in a gentle tone.

Toru Amuro watched helplessly as his friend carefully selected ingredients for the brat.

Jingguang, why did you accept it so quickly!!!

And call him Master Tsushima...

Have you been brainwashed by that brat Kaa?

"Amuro-kun, don't forget what you promised." Scotland reminded.

Toru Amuro:......

"Otherwise, if Master Tsushima is angry..." Scotland shook his head.

Kaa is angry, but you are the one who is hurt, Zero.

"Of course... I won't forget it." Amuro Toru said with a particularly cheerful smile.

He glanced darkly at the figure in front of him.

Troublesome minor, huh.

"Mom, look, that one seems to be the big brother of gymnastics..." A little girl pulled the hem of her mother's clothes and pointed excitedly at the ordinary-dressed young man beside her.

"You got the wrong person." The woman looked at the other person and said to the girl.

"But it really seems..." the little girl hesitated.

"My gymnast brother is much younger than him..." the woman explained.

"Oh..." The little girl was led away by a woman.

Real Gymnastics Big Brother/Omotada Satomichi himself:...

Suddenly the whole background became dark and gloomy.

Shuji Tsushima:!

"Brother gymnastics..."

"The big brother carrying a bag of salted mackerel..."

The man carrying a bag of salted mackerel fell silent.

Looking at the young man running in front of him, his heart was completely unmoved.

"I'm a loyal fan of your show. My favorite is Big Brother Gymnastics." The other party said with shining starry eyes.

Omotada said: ...so flashy.

wrong……

At your age, do you actually watch a program like "With Mom"?

He looked at the other person carefully.

His eyes glanced at the bandaged area of ​​the other party, and then quickly passed over it, as if he didn't care.

"Please give me your autograph." The boy handed him a small notebook and a pen.

Omotada said: There is really no way...

This is the social situation that people in contemporary society have to face...

He took the notebook and pen and wrote his name.

"Please support the program team with Mom in the future...Thank you very much..." He put on a business smile and handed back the signed notebook and pen.

Why on this rare holiday...

I still have to be forced to open business...

"Yes...I will continue to support you." The young man said with eyes full of stars.

You must not have thought that what I watched was the entire unedited version.

Ah, it's like being forced to open a business.

It's so miserable, it's so miserable.

Shuji Tsushima: I completely understand this feeling.

It’s really a hopeless world…

…

"That's..." Toru Amuro looked at the young man in black looking like he was chasing stars and asked a young man who looked ordinary, a little sad, but also handsome for his autograph.

Could it be a famous actor? Or a singer?

Toru Amuro looked carefully at the young man carrying a backpack and a hat.

I just can't figure out who the other party is.

"Ah, he must be the host of a show that Tsushima has fallen in love with recently..." Scotland glanced at the other person and explained silently.

"Host...?" Toru Amuro was confused.

Kaa actually likes a host?

"What show? Criminal mystery? Or...

"Parent-child program, with mom..." Scotland interrupted his friend's speculation.

Parent-child section...huh???

Amuro Toru looked up at Scotland in surprise.

Parent-child column? With mom? Kaa likes to watch it?

Jingguang...

Are you serious?

His purple eyes were filled with "Really?" "Did I hear wrongly?" "Tell me this isn't true."

Scotland shook his head helplessly.

"It's true." He said deeply.

"Tsujima will also do gymnastics with their program...the singing host in it has the same voice as him..." Scotland's expression was gentle, showing tolerance for children.

Compared with hobbies like committing suicide, watching parent-child columns and the like... is obviously more acceptable.

Toru Amuro:......

I actually think Kaa who committed suicide is easier to get along with...

"Master Tsushima, is there anything else you need?" Scotland naturally came to the two of them who were looking like they were meeting at a fan meeting.

Omotada said: Young master? Ah...this boy...could he be the young master of some big family...

Social interaction, which is already painful, becomes even more painful.

"Hello, Mr. Tsushima likes your program very much, especially you as the host." Midorikawa said kindly.

Omotada said:...Is it true...

"Thank you for your like." When I think of this boy at his age, he still innocently likes watching parent-child programs...

I am well protected, but I am still very naive and feel that society is beautiful and relaxing.

In the future, there is no need to compromise with society, no need to bow to anyone, and force a smile...

Omotada Satomi: The background is really a good thing.

"Goodbye then, next time I go back to your TV station to visit~" Tsushima Shuji happily waved goodbye.

"OK."

The smile on Omotada Satomi's face was so bright that it was almost numb.

After seeing the other party disappear completely, the smile on his face immediately disappeared, his expression became numb and his eyes were dejected.

It's not a good time to go out today.

…

"That Mr. Omota... is different from the one on the show..." Scotland recalled the other party's uncertain performance on the show and said.

"Because you are here, we have to ensure the image, and he doesn't know that we are watching the unedited version..." Shuji Tsushima said relaxedly.

That’s why I faced them with the positive and sunny image in the show.

"What do you mean?" asked Toru Amuro, who was driving.

We haven’t seen each other for a while, why is the situation so unexpected?

Tsushima Shuji lowered his head and played the game, ignoring him.

Scotland thought for a while and didn't know how to answer, so he smiled.

"Well... you'll find out in the evening." He said in a gentle tone.

Toru Amuro and Mu Midorikawa cooked dinner today.

By the way, since Toru Amuro came back, the driver's task has fallen on him again.

Toru Amuro:......

…

after dinner.

"Is this... the show of the host I met today..." Toru Amuro looked at the boy stretching his limbs in the living room with an incomprehensible expression.

Kaa...finally went crazy?

"...That's it..." Scotland's eyes indicated.

"Speaking of which, the singing host's voice is indeed very similar to Kaa's..." It can be said that they are almost exactly the same...

Some thoughts in Toru Amuro's heart were about to come to light.

I don’t know if the singing host will accept private work.

For example...recording?

Use Kaa's voice to apologize like crazy and admit your mistake...

Toru Amuro:! When I think of Kaa and the scene where he apologized and admitted his mistake, I feel relieved both physically and mentally.

Scotland looked at his friend and shook his head helplessly.

Why are you the same as Kaa...Zero.