COS Osamu Dazai's me transmigrated into the Conan crew

Shuji Tsushima hugged the quilt and stood in the living room looking at the man who was cleaning up early in the morning.

"Bourbon, are you going to work again?" He yawned.

Upon hearing his question, Toru Amuro, who was addicted to labor, turned and looked at him.

Judging from the sound, Kaojiu has just woken up from his sleep. I'm afraid he's not awake yet. The bandages on his body shouldn't be wrapped yet, right?

He looked expectantly in the direction of the other person, then lowered his head with disappointment and continued cleaning.

Because, even though Kaajiu looked like he was awake and was wearing loose pajamas, except for the right half of his face, the parts of his body that were exposed, including his neck, chest, and arms, were all exposed when he yawned.

The entire abdomen that disappeared was covered with bandages!

This guy actually wears a bandage even when sleeping.

Toru Amuro was shocked.

Could it be said that Kaojiu had any sad experiences? There are scars from that time hidden under the bandages?

So scary that Kaa never showed them? And for fear of being seen by others?

Bourbon was pitiful because of the image of Caio in his mind: Caio is still a child.

It's better to be nice to him.

"Bourbon?" Shuji Tsushima shouted again when he got no response.

"Yes, I have to go to work later, and I'll prepare a lunch for you at noon." Toru Amuro replied quickly when he realized that he had not returned to Tsushima to talk to Shuji.

"Hey...it's a bento again..." Tsushima Shuji rubbed his blurred right eye and said unhappily.

"After all, I have to go to work. It's just a bento for lunch. How about we have sukiyaki in the evening?" Amuro Toru comforted her in a good voice.

However, will Tsushima Shuji appreciate it? No, not only will he not appreciate it, he will also cause trouble.

"I understand." Tsushima Shuji said aggrievedly, hugging the quilt and returned to the room to continue sleeping.

The door was closed with a bang, and you could feel the other person's unhappiness from the sound of the door closing.

Toru Amuro: ...She really has the character of a child who cannot tolerate being wronged.

There is no other way. Let’s coddle the children during dinner.

With this thought in mind, he speeded up the movements of his hands.

Finally, I walked out the door carrying two bags of garbage.

Among them was the bandage that Shuji Tsushima had replaced.

There was no trace of blood, and it was still white and clean, as if it had never been used.

Hearing the sound of him going out, Shuji Tsushima, who was lying on the bed, suddenly jumped up.

I immediately found clothes for myself to change into, and I was also ready to go out.

Shuji Tsushima: My favorite thing is to fight against others!

Black suit, black coat, black hat.

Very good, very perfect.

ready to go out!

Dazai Osamu: Hey, your little rabbit Osamu is online now, let me give you a surprise!

"Sacrifice for love~Sacrifice for love~"

"You can't die for love alone~~ But~ with two people~ two people can die for love~~"

"Sacrifice for love~~"

"Click" the apartment door was closed again.

…

"Today is such a sunny day." Looking at the dazzling sunshine, Shuji Tsushima praised sincerely.

"It's decided! Today I will commit suicide in a refreshing and energetic way!" He said, pulling out the book he regarded as the suicide bible.

The Complete Suicide Manual

"Let me see... enter the water... there is no river nearby..."

"Hang yourself... Wow, the trees around here are so ugly, not suitable for hanging at all..."

He was turning the pages and chattering endlessly.

"Poisonous mushrooms? Wow, there aren't any beautiful mushrooms growing around here like last time..."

"Oops, what if I waste time by committing suicide midway..." He thought deeply.

"I won't be able to make it in time for lunch!"

This is not possible. How can we miss lunch?

"It's decided! Find bourbon first! Finish your meal and then commit suicide!" He decided happily.

Look up and take a closer look at your surroundings.

Shuji Tsushima: Falling into silence, where is this?

Because I was too obsessed with finding a way to commit suicide, I ended up in a place I had never been before without even realizing it.

Tsushima Shuji-kun.

He was silent for a moment, stuffed the book back into his arms, and took out his cell phone.

"I can't help it. I didn't want to use this trick. After all, undercover agents also have human rights..." He thought darkly.

"Who made me unable to find my way? Mr. Bourbon, let me see where you are." He said and poked the world map logo on the screen of his mobile phone.

I focused on Tokyo, Japan, found the sign showing a bottle of bourbon, and clicked on it.

In addition, there are a bunch of other densely packed dots on this world map.

Most of them are green, and there are very few red ones.

Among them, the red dots from country a and neon are the most numerous.

"Chongya, navigation." He said casually while looking at the location and route map of Bourbon displayed on the screen.

[Okay, Master.] The system started to navigate in the brain without any complaints.

"So, why don't I use the body of Optimus Prime? This way I can bring you out and let you show me the way." Tsushima Shuji muttered.

The system remains silent.

"Zhuya must be busy completing the organization's tasks now~How pitiful~" the boy in black said with a gloating expression.

After all, Nakahara Chuuya was the robot AI created by him. When Shuji Tsushima, the creator, did not perform tasks, of course all the tasks belonging to Kaa were done by him.

Gin will definitely squeeze the opponent mercilessly.

At the same time, Zhongyuan Zhong, who was busy doing the task, also sneezed.

"Ah...it must be that green mackerel who is talking bad about me, damn it..." he clenched his fists and stepped on the enemy's head harder with his feet.

"Hurry up and tell me your trading channels."

…

Poirot Café.

"Ms. Makino, please use it." Toru Amuro served the guest coffee with a warm smile.

"Thank you." The woman named Makino nodded and thanked with a smile.

"Hey, Miss Makino, would you like to try my cup?" Another girl pushed the coffee in front of her and said shyly.

"I also want to try Miss Makino's cup." She said with a blush on her face.

"Ah, of course. After all, I will never refuse Rumiko's request." Miss Makino said cheerfully.

"I also want Miss Makino to try my share!" The third girl also shyly pushed out the coffee in front of her.

"And, I also want to try Ms. Makino's cup."

"Yes, yes, of course it's no problem! After all, I also like Qiuzi very much." Miss Makino gave a thumbs up and praised.

Both girls smiled with blushing faces.

The space between the three of them was filled with mysterious pink bubbles.

Others in the cafe:…

Toru Amuro:...So...is this the relationship?

He looked carefully at Miss Makino, who was obviously in the center.

As a girl, she has handsome facial features that resemble those of a boy. But while having handsome facial features, she also has a slightly rounded baby face, which makes her look handsome but also cute.

Her long brown hair is tied into a high ponytail, and her green eyes are clear and bright.

And... those long legs under the table.

When the other party walked in, Toru Amuro visually measured her height, and it looked like she was 1.9 meters tall.

If it wasn't the girl she claimed to be, Toru Amuro wouldn't be able to tell the other party's gender.

But I have to say that Ms. Makino’s appearance is indeed the type that many girls like.

Just by sitting at the window, the other party attracted many girls passing by.

Even when I got closer and discovered the true gender of Ms. Makino, she still took the initiative to ask for her contact information.

As for him, a waiter who used to rely on his appearance to attract customers, not many people paid attention to him anymore.

I have to say, it was a big help! Ms. Makino!

With Toru Amuro thinking in his mind, he brought three pieces of cake to the other party's table.

"It's a free gift from the boss, in order to thank you for attracting more customers to our store." He said with a smile.

"Hey? Thank you then." Ms. Makino simply accepted the so-called gift.

The other two ladies also stopped waving their hands and accepted the small cakes.

Even your personality is as decisive as a boy, Ms. Makino.

Toru Amuro shook his head.

As his eyes moved, he glanced at the store door.

Suddenly, he turned his head and stared straight at the door of the store.

The young man in black stretched out his hands and pushed open the door without hesitation. When he saw Toru Amuro, he even raised his hand and said hello: "Hey, long time no see, Tou-chan."

Before he finished speaking, he stepped into the store door with his last words.

At the same time, someone fell to the ground.

"! Qiuzi! Qiuzi, what's wrong with you!"