COS Osamu Dazai's me transmigrated into the Conan crew

"You can't die for love alone~"

"The two of us can die for love~"

"Sacrifice for love~Sacrifice for love~"

Walking on the streets, humming lyrics that no one understands.

The boy walked briskly through the crowd, ignoring the looks from around him because of his singing.

When passing a tree, he stopped.

"What a hard-working tree." He praised.

"Look at how it looks. It's so suitable for suicide. The weather is sunny today, it's a good day to commit suicide~" He said, taking out the white belt from his body.

Hang it on the tree and tie it with a knot.

Then he jumped and put it around his neck.

Feeling the dwindling air and his increasingly heavier body, he closed his eyes.

Then when he opened his eyes, he woke up in the hospital bed.

Shuji Tsushima:……

"Ah, you're awake." The doctor holding the booklet said when he saw him.

"Why would you hang yourself at such a young age? You are still young and will get over it." The more mature doctor enlightened the other party.

Shuji Tsushima:……

"You're right, I suddenly thought about it. May I ask, who kind-hearted person saved me?" He read the word "kind-hearted person" very seriously.

"I don't know about that. That kind person left after he sent you to the hospital." The doctor shook his head.

"That's really, really a pity. I still want to be nice and thank that kind person." Tsushima Shuji gritted his teeth.

doctor:……

Are you serious, boy? You don’t look like you want to thank the other person properly!!!

I always feel like you’re going to find a kindhearted person like Shark Hand Dark Shark in the next second!!!

"Well, is Dr. Futo Kyousuke here now?"

"Ah, Dr. Fengdo is here, how did you know..."

"Because I have an appointment. As for how I know this is Mihua Yakushino Hospital, the doctor obviously has a famous brand on his clothes." The boy complained boringly and jumped off the hospital bed.

"Well, goodbye, Dr. Renzu." He waved with his back to the doctor.

Ah, I didn't plan to see a doctor at first, but I was sent to him anyway. Well, I came even though I came.

This is fate.

So Kyosuke Futo welcomed his special patient.

"Good afternoon~Dr. Fengdo~" The black-haired boy had an exquisite appearance and a well-behaved sitting posture. He greeted him like a primary school student.

"Good afternoon, Tsushima-kun." It seems that it is not as difficult to deal with as I said in advance.

"It's not Tsushima-kun, it's Dazai-kun, Dazai Osamu." The boy named Tsushima Shuji refuted his title seriously.

Ah...it seems a bit difficult to do.

Kyosuke Futo had a headache.

The young man in front of him who called himself Dazai Osamu was so keen that he seemed to have the ability to see through people's hearts. No matter what he had in mind, he was stopped by the other party.

Even the roles were reversed without even realizing it.

"Now, why does the doctor think I am a patient?"

"The doctor himself also has one, another one or something." He said and suddenly approached the serious doctor.

This little devil!!!

"Why do you say that, Dazai-kun?" Fuudo Kyousuke closed the medical record and asked.

"Because I saw the other self hidden in you, doctor, and he said - he will come out sooner or later." The corners of the black-haired boy's mouth raised, his tone was brisk, but his iris-colored eyes stared at the doctor darkly.

"Just kidding~" Just when the other party was about to make a panicked expression, he said with a smile.

"This is not funny at all, Dazai-kun." Futo Kyousuke said seriously.

"Have you not had much contact with your peers, Dazai-kun?" Learn language arts.

"You should have more contact with classmates and friends." Learn to be a good person.

The doctor said with a smile.

Come on you.

Under the eyes of the doctor, the young man left the hospital briskly.

The moment the other person's back completely disappeared, Fuudo Kyosuke silently sent the medical records to the other person's guardian.

At the same time, Gin, who received the medical records, also received a call from Osamu Dazai.

"Get me another doctor." The young man on the other end of the phone said in a lazy tone.

"Reason?" Gin's tone was cold and hard.

Dazai Osamu knew that if he was willful for no reason, Gin would not hesitate to use a gun to warn him when they met.

"He will become a murderer." Dazai said confidently.

"I got it." He was still very confident in Dazai Osamu's ability to see people, but the other party hung up the phone as soon as he said the words.

"Ha." Gin looked at the medical records and snorted coldly.

My eyes lingered for a moment on the sentence "The patient is logically clear and organized...or has a high-functioning antisocial personality...".

I turned around and sent the medical records to my boss abroad.

High-functioning sociopath? The black organization is not an upright organization to begin with, and small problems like Osamu Dazai are not a problem at all in Gin's eyes.

With this in mind, he sent a message to Osamu Dazai.

[Come to Dorobiga Paradise tomorrow.——gin] Unexpectedly, the other party responded to the text message instantly.

[Do you want to take me to the amusement park?——cahors]

Tsujima Shuji was walking in the mall, picked up a bag of dog food, looked at it, threw it into the shopping cart, and looked at the read messages on his phone but no reply, and he put away his phone.

"Tsk, you are such a boring adult." He said and swept away all the canned crab meat on the shelf.

After paying more money to have the shopping mall deliver things directly to the apartment, Shuji Tsushima came to one of the organization's strongholds.

lupin bar.

This bar was a gift from his adoptive father after he mentioned it to him.

Although minors are not allowed to enter the bar, but... isn't it a basic operation to have four or five fake IDs?

Even if the police did come to investigate, he would not panic.

There were scattered people sitting inside the dim bar, almost all dressed in black, some looked familiar and some were unfamiliar.

Their eyes were fixed on the young man who seemed to have wandered in here by mistake.

Gin and vodka sat at the bar.

So the people around looked at this young man heading straight for Gin as if he was dazed.

You know, even within the organization, Gin is well-known as the god of death.

"Hey, Gin, come pick me up tomorrow~"

"Please, please~"

"Taking a taxi is very expensive~" The boy sat down next to Gin and leaned on the bar.

"Isn't your pocket money enough?" Not only did Gin not kill the other person with a single shot, but they also seemed to be having a great time talking to each other.

"Give me a glass of Malbec with detergent~" The boy didn't answer his question. Instead, he ordered a glass of Malbec with the bartender.

"Sorry, guest, we don't have such a thing here." The bartender said helplessly.

"Give him a glass of hot milk." Gin said.

"Okay." The bar responded quickly.

"Hey~" The young man who finally sat up lay down on the bar again.

"Ah, on my way home today, I saw a creek that was particularly suitable for suicide, so I entered the water~"

"It was only when I floated ashore that I realized that my wallet was missing~"

"Please help me make up for it~" He said and wanted to jump off the chair and run away.

"Drink up." Gin skillfully grabbed the boy's collar and pushed him back into the chair.

His eyes pointed at the out-of-place milk on the bar.

Seeing the young man closing his eyes, taking the milk with a heavy expression, and drinking it down in one gulp, Gin released his hold on the other man's hand and watched the other man run away impatiently before lighting a cigarette.

This is the boss's task.

"That child's brain is the treasure of our organization. You must protect it." The gentleman said.

Therefore, we must take care of each other's nutritional balance to ensure sufficient nourishment for the brain.

You also cannot smoke in front of the other person to prevent second-hand smoke from affecting the other person.

Otherwise, who would be willing to take care of troublesome brats.

When I was a child, I was troublesome but quite obedient. Now I am troublesome and disobedient.

"Brother, will Kaa go on a mission with us tomorrow?" Vodka watched the boy leave before he dared to speak.

I don't know why, but he is a little afraid of Kaa.

There is a saying circulating in the organization:

"You may die if you offend Gin, but if you offend Cahors, your life will be worse than death."

Since the appearance of Cahors, Absinthe, which was originally favored by the boss, would shy away from the opponent.

He is also the only member who calls the boss "Father".

"No, he doesn't have to do the task." Gin picked up a glass of Malbec.

"The boss asked me to take him to play." He drank all the wine in the glass.

Vodka fell silent.

Did the boss really let his eldest brother take care of the child?!!!

I have to do tasks and take care of children...

Brother, you are so miserable!!!