COS Osamu Dazai's me transmigrated into the Conan crew

"My name is Dazai, Dazai Osamu." The young man dressed in black looked at him with his unbandaged left eye, and answered expressionlessly.

Dr. Kitagawa looked at the other party's information in his hand and was silent for a long time on the four words Tsushima Shuji behind the name column.

Then he stretched out a hand and adjusted his glasses.

"I thought your name was Shuji Tsushima?" he said.

"Isn't it normal for a person to have two names?" The boy who called himself Dazai Osamu was not surprised at all when he heard the name Tsushima Shuji. He spoke confidently.

Dr. Beichuan was speechless.

Dr. Beichuan fell silent.

Dr. Kitagawa took out a stack of test questions.

"Let's do the questions first." He said with a smile.

"Huh? This kind of question is completely meaningless to me, after all, I can tell the answer just by looking at it." The young man glanced at the question above and said boringly.

"So, Dazai-kun, please answer according to your true thoughts." The doctor didn't care and stubbornly pushed the question into his hand.

Shuji Tsushima: I must be a normal person, hehe~

…

Toru Amuro was sitting on the sofa, reading the clinic newspaper boredly.

Hearing the sound of the door opening behind him, he turned around and looked.

I saw the young man in black walking out with dejected eyes.

"Brother, please come here." The doctor waved to him.

When Toru Amuro passed by Tsushima Shuji, he looked at him.

The opponent's whole body was filled with a dejected and low-pressure aura.

Sitting in the diagnosis room, Toru Amuro had a heavy expression.

"I regret to inform you that that boy is hopeless." The doctor's expression looked even heavier than Amuro Toru's.

Toru Amuro:??In a trance??

Kaa is terminally ill???

No, this is just psychological diagnosis and treatment. There should be nothing wrong with Kaa's body.

Could it be that the other person's mental illness is so severe that it is incurable?

Toru Amuro thought sadly.

The blond doctor pushed some papers on the table in front of Toru Amuro.

"This is a question that the young man did. He told me that he did it seriously."

"Then he asked me if I was a normal person." The doctor covered his face in pain.

Watching his reaction, Toru Amuro silently reached out and picked up the test paper on the table.

Question: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who was bewitched by a witch and could not wake up from a long sleep. She would not wake up until the prince kissed the princess affectionately. Later, a handsome prince captured the castle and kissed the princess awake.

In the end, he was assassinated by the princess. Why?

Tsushima Shuji replied: In order to thank him for waking me up, I gave him eternal sleep.

Toru Amuro fell into silence for a while, and then continued reading.

Question: A middle-aged man died in the desert, head down, with several luggage boxes scattered around him, and half a box of matches in his hand. What was the cause of his death?

Shuji Tsushima replied: Who cares how a middle-aged man who sold matches died? Maybe he committed suicide out of anger because the matches were not sold.

Toru Amuro's hand holding the test paper began to tremble.

He braced himself up and continued reading, and saw answers that no normal person would be able to come up with.

No, even an abnormal person would not have such an out-of-the-box answer.

Answers such as "I killed him to repay my kindness." "I suddenly discovered that the meaning of life is death, so I committed suicide." "The taste of human flesh is completely different from that of penguin meat. How can I not tell the difference?" and other answers.

Toru Amuro: fell into silence.

"He asked me if his answer was very consistent with a normal person's answer. I really couldn't answer it." The doctor roared in pain.

"You know I asked him if he remembered what he did in the past, and he told me that he was either at the Shark Man or on the way to the Shark Man every day!"

"Didn't your information say that he went to school every day to solve crimes easily?" the doctor asked angrily.

Toru Amuro:......

"Why did he say he killed more than 60,000 people!!!"

Toru Amuro: I don’t know either...

"boom--"

"Get out of here, you inhuman organization members."

Toru Amuro, who was thrown out the door, looked at Tsushima Shuji, who was still autistic, and felt unspeakably tired.

…

"It's true! I tried my best to answer the question with a normal person's thinking!!" On the way back, the boy in the back seat complained angrily.

"I told you I'm not sick, but that guy just didn't believe me. Damn it."

Toru Amuro forcibly controlled his thoughts of rebuttal and drove the car calmly.

"What did Tsushima-kun mean when he told the doctor that he had killed more than 60,000 people?"

It even hurt him to be kicked out by the other party.

Obviously since accepting the task of monitoring Kaa, I have never seen Kaa perform the task at all!

"Ah, you're just joking, how could I kill so many people~" Shuji Tsushima waved his hand and said nonchalantly.

The murderer was Dazai Osamu, what does it have to do with Tsushima Shuji? Tsushima Shuji is obviously an ordinary junior high school student!

"But the doctor seemed convinced." Toru Amuro recalled the painful expression on the doctor's face when he said this.

I had no idea how true Tsushima Shuji’s lie would be to scare the other person into that state.

"Ah... well..." Tsushima Shuji's eyes wandered, thinking of what he had done when he was pretending to be horny.

Inside the clinic.

"Now, how many people has the doctor killed?" The young man's eyes were dark and his expression was gloomy.

"About fifteen people." The blond doctor didn't care about the questions raised by the other party and thought carefully.

"It's just fifteen people." The young man said casually.

"Don't look at me like this, I have killed at least 60,000 people." The young man said this.

"Because there is nothing we can do. Sometimes we have to kill all those who disobey."

That fair face, still stained with baby fat, still looks childish, and the kite-colored left eye reveals a strong malice that makes even adults in the dark world tremble when they see it.

[He is darkness itself, he is the abyss.]

Then the doctor stared into his eyes and asked him out tremblingly.

Shuji Tsushima realized later that his acting was too over the top and scared the doctor.

Shuji Tsushima: I didn’t mean it~

In fact, it was the leader of the if line who slaughtered all of them, as well as the total number of people killed by Black Tokizai in Hong Kong.

Turn back to the present.

Toru Amuro saw that the young man in the back seat had an erratic expression, his eyes were wandering, and he looked guilty.

"You won't lie in front of the doctor, will you?" he asked seriously.

"How is it possible? No!" As if being stabbed in a sore spot, the boy almost jumped up and retorted loudly.

"What I said is all the truth!" Tsushima Shuji puffed up his cheeks and shouted without any guilt.

Hei Shizai has indeed done these amazing deeds. Although he is not the other person...but...when cosplaying, he is Hei Sizai himself!!

So the things the other party has done are rounded up and counted on his head. Is there any problem?!

No problem!

…

[Kaa's diagnosis results, with pictures.——bourbon]

Gin looked at the long list of words on the report sheet and fell into silence.

[Paranoia, multiple personality, emotional deficits, high-functioning antisocial personality...] and a long list of diseases.

Vodka glanced at it silently, and also fell into silence.

Can one person really suffer from so many diseases at the same time?

Kaa, how pitiful.

Gin silently forwarded the report to the boss.

I lit a cigarette and tried to calm down.

"That kid Kaa is indeed very ill." He said with a sneer.

But don't think that you will be treated with tolerance by him if you are sick.