COS Osamu Dazai's me transmigrated into the Conan crew

The sun is shining brightly today.

Bourbon went to work.

Gin is still working hard as a model worker.

Shuji Tsushima stood on the bridge, blowing in the wind, ready to jump off the bridge.

The next second, a black car drove past him, and a pair of hands stretched out and pulled him into the car.

What followed was a feast of five-course sex.

Shuji Tsushima:……?

My mood was very complicated, and I didn't even want to resist.

"Is this guy the president of Tsushima Club?" A male voice with a ferocious tone said.

"Are you really super rich?" said a high-pitched voice that could not tell the difference between male and female.

"Will he be caught if we kidnap him?" said a simple and honest voice.

"Idiot, we've already done this, are we still afraid of being caught?" scolded a high-pitched voice.

"This guy is still a detective, don't let him see our faces." A male voice with a vicious tone ordered.

So Tsushima Shuji was tied up and thrown into the back of the car, his head was covered and stuffed into a sack, and then he was folded up and stuffed into the suitcase.

By the way, my cell phone was taken away.

Shuji Tsushima:???

I am a living person after all? You just stuffed me into the suitcase like this? Isn’t this the kind of treatment only corpses receive?! How can it be repaired? Apologize to me!

"Should I say he is worthy of being a sickly young master? He is so thin." A high-pitched voice lamented.

Shuji Tsushima: I think your tone is wrong.

"Stop talking nonsense, where are the things found on him?" said the man with the evil voice.

"I only have a mobile phone and nothing else," said the honest man.

Shuji Tsushima: Actually, I have not only knives, guns, and even bombs hidden on my body...

But your reactions are very interesting, please show me more.

"Look at the contacts on his phone, send them a message, and spend one billion yuan to redeem him, otherwise we will break up the vote." A classic villain spoke.

But... why only one billion?

Do I only look like I'm worth a billion?

Tsushima Shuji immediately wanted to jump out and ask them if they looked down on him.

He was also afraid of scaring the three poor, weak and helpless kidnappers. What if they got scared and stopped playing with him?

Shuji Tsushima: I tolerate it.

"This...atobe...Atobe? Is it the Atobe I know? And this Akashi, is it the very famous Akashi? This Suzuki...can't be the Suzuki Zaibatsu..." The owner of the high-pitched voice

While flipping through the address book on his phone, he said in disbelief.

Is this the circle of connections in the upper class?

"Brother, will one billion be less? I think this young master is worth more than one billion." The owner of the shrill voice suggested.

"Then tell me, how much should we ask for?" The person who made the irritating remarks must be the legendary eldest brother.

"How about... let's exchange one billion yen for one billion US dollars." The owner of the high-pitched voice said excitedly.

"Are you sure those guys can pay a billion dollars to ransom this kid?" The villain brother said with disbelief on his face.

"If they really have the last name I think, it will definitely be okay." said a high-pitched voice.

"This... golden retriever below? Is it a human? And this silver snake...? A black dwarf? What the hell is this? Is it really a human?" The person with a high-pitched voice looked at the others in the communication list.

People fell into silence.

"Don't worry about this, send a message to everyone on his list." The evil brother said impatiently.

Shuji Tsushima: I call you good guy, you did a great job.

…

So Bourbon is working in the cafe, Gin is taking vodka on a mission, Atobe Keigo is handling affairs, Suou Tamaki is entertaining the female guests, and Mori Ran is at the Mori Detective Agency...

Everyone received this message.

[This kid is in our hands, prepare a billion dollars, otherwise we will kill this kid.]

By the way, I attached a photo of a young boy who was tied up pitifully and curled up in a suitcase.

After seeing this message and photos.

Toru Amuro's first reaction was, Kaa is bored? Are you playing with him?

So I silently replied a message.

[Just kill him.]

"Brother! Someone has replied to the message!" the person with the shrill voice said in surprise.

"Look what's coming back." The evil brother couldn't wait to say.

"He said... let us kill this kid directly..." The high-pitched voice suddenly fell into silence.

"There's news again! It's the one named Silver Snake... He replied... one word?" The thin voice hesitated.

"What word?" said the evil eldest brother.

"Ha." The high-pitched voice suddenly sneered.

Evil Brother:????

"No, brother, it was that person who replied with the word "ho"." A high-pitched voice quickly explained.

"Could it be that no one is willing to ransom him back?" The honest and honest man's voice seemed to be filled with pity.

Both the evil brother and the shrill voice fell silent.

Is this guy so popular?

"That little black dwarf has replied to the message!" The high-pitched voice looked overjoyed, and then fell into silence again.

"He said, is there such a good thing?"

The shrill voice & the evil brother & the honest man:…………

Tsujima Shuji, who was in the suitcase with the group: Oh, bourbon, gin, Chuuya, wait for me.

"Brother, that pitch-black dwarf sent a message again." The high-pitched voice sounded strange.

"What did he say?"

"He said if we can kill this kid, he will give us money."

"Brother, what should I do? I don't want to be a murderer." The honest and honest man said in fear.

"Ignore his news and wait for others!" The villainous eldest brother refused to accept the other party's opinion and tried to block him.

"Ah, Atobe and Akashi asked us to wait, and asked where we were with horns on their heads. Mr. Tanaka asked us not to hurt Master Shuji..."

"So no one has agreed to pay the ransom yet?" The evil brother asked impatiently.

He kicked the suitcase angrily.

"You kid, you are such a failure." He complained angrily.

Shuji Tsushima was shocked when he was kicked in the suitcase: ...Thank you, I feel offended.

"If you want money so much, why don't you just ask me for it?"

The trio, who were looking at messages on their mobile phones, heard the voice coming from behind. When they turned around, they saw that the boy was already sitting on the suitcase.

The rope tied to his body was cut and thrown aside, while his hand flexibly turned the knife.

"Why don't you ask me for it?"

"Honestly, I'm a little disappointed that you don't dare to kill anyone. It doesn't mean anything at all." The young man sighed, spinning the knife without stopping.

"Thankfully, I even unlocked my phone specially so that you can use it..."

"What a disappointment."

"I thought I could wake up from this oxidized world." The young man complained.

The sound of airplanes, police cars, and Mr. Tanaka's shouts were heard outside the warehouse.

"Release Master Xiuzhi! The money is ready!"

Trio:...Do you think we still dare to take money?

"Wow! You three kidnappers are so scary, so scary, you scared me, oh no, I'm going to faint, I'm going to faint." The young man said, stroking his heart and fell to the ground.

The moment he fell to the ground, bodyguards and police broke in at the same time.

The three people who watched each other faint: If you explain...does anyone believe it?

"Master Shuji, are you okay?" Butler Tanaka immediately ran to the fainted boy's side and called worriedly.

The young man's eyelashes trembled slightly, and he opened his eyes leisurely.

The kite-colored left eye is sad and confused.

"Ah, Mr. Tanaka, I'm still alive." His voice was so soft that it seemed like he would disappear in the next moment.

"Master Shuji!!! Mr. Amuro is so unreliable! That's why such a terrible thing happened to you." The old housekeeper looked at the fragile young man and began to scold Toru Amuro.

Shuji Tsushima: Hey~

"It's so shameless to be kidnapped by such a person." Keigo Atobe said as he got off the helicopter.

Looking at the fragile young man lying on the ground with his upper body supported by the old housekeeper, he couldn't help but frown.

Because I have seen the opponent's amazing performance on the field, I feel sorry for the opponent's vulnerability at this moment.

"It's great that Tsushima-kun is okay." Akashi Seijuro breathed a sigh of relief.

"Fortunately Tsushima-san is fine." Edogawa Conan also said.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu Don't be afraid, Tsushima-kun..." Suouhuan suddenly rushed up and hugged the young man on the ground.

Shuji Tsushima looked at the figure that gradually appeared, and his heart gradually became stiff.

Shuji Tsushima: If I had known, I should have been unconscious.