COS Osamu Dazai's me transmigrated into the Conan crew

At the school gate, the black Bentley was parked on the roadside. The butler in a suit saw Shuji Tsushima and quickly opened the car door.

"Master Xiuzhi."

Shuji Tsushima nodded.

"Sure enough, Tsushima-kun is a young master." A classmate passing by said with emotion.

"No wonder we seem to be from two different worlds."

"It's quite similar to Akashi-senpai."

Akashi Seijuro, the head of the Teiko Basketball Club, the captain of the Miracle Generation, is also a famous Gosashi.

Watching the black Bentley go away, they whispered.

"Ito-kun...wait...wait for me..." The boy staggered while holding two schoolbags.

"Hurry up and catch up, you loser." The gentle boy made a ferocious expression that did not suit his appearance and cursed.

"Ah la la, it's Ito again, it's too much, it's so annoying." The girls who saw it couldn't help but complain in a low voice.

"Shh, he will hear it, and it will be terrible then." Her friend immediately held her hand and persuaded her.

"It's so useless to kneel down and beg Tsushima-kun to let him go just now..." The girl's voice gradually faded away.

"Master Xiuzhi, here we are."

Following the soft call, Tsushima Shuji opened his eyes.

Outside is a familiar apartment building.

"Excuse me," he said.

"Master Shuji, the old house of the Tsushima family is waiting for your arrival at any time." When the young man was about to enter the apartment, the still elegant old butler bent down and said.

"I see."

…

"Let me see where the dog food I bought last time is..."

"Ah, I found it."

[Host, when you buy dog ​​food, don’t you think...]

“You can’t die for love alone~~”

"Sacrifice for love~Sacrifice for love~"

"Huh huh huh~~"

"Found it!" Shuji Tsushima squatted in front of someone else's house holding dog food.

Through the fence, he shook the dog food in his hand towards the Akita dog squatting quietly inside.

"Look what this is, super-luxury special dog food! Dang dang dang~"

"Woof! Woof!" The Akita dog wagged its tail crazily.

"Hey, do you want to eat?" The boy opened the package, took out a handful of dog food and waved it in front of the Akita dog.

Then he stuffed it into his mouth.

The Akita dog, which was wagging its tail crazily, froze instantly, as if it had turned into a gray stone statue.

"I won't give you anything to eat, just give me some food~"

"Not only will I not give it to you, I will also eat it in front of you." The young man proudly stuffed another handful of dog food into his mouth, puffing out his cheeks and muttered.

"That big brother...is he the big brother we met at the amusement park last time?" A girl's voice came from the side.

"It seems so."

"What is that big brother doing?"

"He seems... to be eating dog food."

"Eh?! Really!!"

"Big brother can't afford to eat? It's so pitiful..."

"Genta, Mitsuhiko, Conan, let's treat eldest brother to dinner."

"Okay."

…

"Brother, let's treat you to a meal." Dazai Osamu happily stuffed the last handful of dog food into his mouth and looked at Akita whose heart was as gray as death. Dazai burped happily.

Then he saw a little girl and three little boys running over and saying they wanted to treat him to dinner.

"Hey? Can you treat me to dinner? Yes, I've never tried to stretch myself to death~" The black-haired boy clapped his hands happily.

"Isn't this the little sister I met at the amusement park last time? We meet again." The young man stood up and patted his clothes.

"What was big brother doing just now?" Mitsuhiko asked.

"Emmm..." The boy held his chin in one hand and thought.

"Big brother, I'm teaching that stupid dog what it means to be a dog."

"If you don't listen to the owner and bark randomly, the dog will have no food to eat~" the boy explained seriously.

Provoking a rainbow fart from three real elementary school students.

As for Kudo Shinichi, Conan, who had a brief encounter with him, fell into silence.

Hey, this is obviously your bad taste! You actually compete with dogs for dog food!

Who was Shujima Tsushima who was so calm and good at reasoning back then?

And he actually fooled even children!

"Well..." The black-haired boy touched his pocket and took out a wallet.

"I haven't lost my wallet today. Brother, let me treat you to dinner." He looked at the wallet that was still there in surprise and said.

"Yeah! I want to eat eel rice!"

Conan: Haha.

…

"This kid looks a little different from other kids." In the Japanese food store, the black-haired boy looked at the little boy in a blue suit, red bow, and glasses.

"Ahaha... Why would you think so, big brother?" Edogawa Conan touched his head and started to laugh like a primary school boy.

"Conan is like that." Ayumi said from the side.

"Maybe Big Brother feels wrong~" The black-haired boy put his chin in his hands and imitated Conan's tone.

When paying the bill, the other party took out a black card from his wallet. Conan, who was sharp-eyed, even saw the other rows of black cards.

Conan: Hey, what are you doing? Is this guy the male version of Sonoko Suzuki...

"Well, goodbye, little classmates."

"Goodbye, big brother~"

…

[If the host doesn’t tell Gin, will Kudo Shinichi still be alive?] The system bubbles.

"Who said that? Of course you have to tell him that I am not an undercover agent or a traitor~" Tsushima Shuji hummed softly.

"But not now. There are some things that would be boring if they were said too early~" Caol, the real wine of the organization, said.

[I found an interesting experimental subject~can I keep him~——cahors] Having said that, he still sent a text message to the boss who was far abroad.

It didn't take long for me to receive a reply.

[As long as you want.]

"Hmph, then even if Gin knows that I have hidden information, he won't be able to say anything~ This is what the boss personally agreed to~"

Thinking of the possible aggrieved appearance of the other party, Shuji Tsushima smiled proudly.

The next moment, his expression changed.

"vomit……"

…

"I will never... ever try to eat until I eat to death..."

"……vomit……"

[Host...are you okay?] The system is frightened.

"That's too bad." The young man's body was covered with black clouds and his tone was harsh.

After just one day at school, Shuji Tsushima asked for leave the next day.

Just ask for a week's leave.

Ah, actually I went to the hospital for gastric lavage on the first day. On the second day, I tried to commit suicide by sinking to the bottom of the tank, but ended up twisting my waist. On the third day, I snatched medicine from other patients in the hospital and ate one bottle in one go.

He was sent for gastric lavage again, and on the fourth day he made an appointment with the patient to light a fire and smoke himself to death, but the patient gave up midway and called the doctor over.

On the fifth day, he finally became normal. Gin came to his door and beat him up...

Although I can beat Gin, but... I'm just too lazy to fight.

So I can only be beaten unilaterally.

Gin did not attack his head or vulnerable parts, even though all his limbs were almost severed...

So I had no choice but to go to school obediently.

It makes those who hear it sad and those who listen to it cry.

Let’s talk about Diguang.

Ever since Tsushima Shuji made his classmates kneel down in front of him to apologize in front of the whole class and started barking like a dog, almost everyone has stayed away from him.

Can't afford to offend, can't afford to hide.

Even if the other party didn't come for a week, many people felt quite relaxed.

Of course, there are also people who are eagerly waiting for Tsushima Shuji to come to school.

At noon on this day, Tsushima Shuji was still enjoying his leisure time on the rooftop.

And in the abandoned warehouse on the other side.

Someone is dying.

"Moxi Moxi, Ito-kun?" Someone answered the phone.

"Hey Yamashita, where's the bread I asked you to buy? Come here quickly."

"Yes, yes, I'll be there soon."

"It's Ito again, that guy is so arrogant..."

"I said, Yamashita, you are just too spoiled to him."

"I can't help it. After all, Ito-kun has been my friend since childhood." The boy wearing glasses said shyly.

"boom……"

"I...Ito-kun...?"

"Hey, what's going on..."

"Hurry and call the police..."

In the abandoned old warehouse, the equipment was placed in a messy manner. The young man who had called them not long ago was tied to a pillar as if he was repenting.

The dagger penetrated deeply into his chest.

The rays of the setting sun were facing away from him, like a silent oil painting.

The police arrived quickly and cordoned off the scene.

"Have all the people related to the deceased arrived?"

"Well... there is another... transfer student who is not here..." Someone raised his hand hesitantly.

"The other one is not here? Where has he gone?"

"It should be on the rooftop, right?" the boy said in an uncertain tone.

Others in the class also spread the word in whispers.

"Hey, could it be that Tsushima really killed Ito..."

"Who knows, after all, Ito had offended him before, and as soon as he came to school today, Ito was killed..."

"very scary……"

"Did the absent classmate have a dispute with the deceased?" A police officer came forward and asked.

"Yes, it is……"

"Ito destroyed Tsushima-kun's things before, and Tsushima-kun even made him kneel down and bark like a dog to apologize..."

"Kneel down and bark like a dog to apologize?" The policeman frowned.

This approach is too bad.

"Yes, because Tsushima-kun's things are very expensive and Ito can't afford to pay for it, so he did it..."

"Ah, he is the eldest son of a wealthy family." The policeman thought to himself.

It seems that there are quite a lot of people with this identity who decide to kill the other person just because they are unhappy for a moment.

"Go to the rooftop and bring that Tsushima-kun."

Officer Megure said so.

So Shuji Tsushima was leisurely enjoying afternoon tea on the rooftop a second ago.

The next second, the rooftop door was broken in by the police, and their pistols were pointed at him.

"Don't move."

"There is a murder case here that requires your cooperation in the investigation."

The policemen looked at them as if they were facing a formidable enemy.

Shuji Tsushima:…………?

Is this what the legend says, when people sit on the rooftop, pots come from the sky?

He just wanted to enjoy his afternoon tea quietly...

Why is it related to the murder case?

Tsushima Osamu was wronged, a huge injustice.