Counterattack Into a Male God

Ji Yanzhi endured forbearance, but did not endure it at all. "In front of whom do you call yourself grandma?"

Chu Shuan was stunned, and it took a long time to react. The words that were originally wise suddenly became sweet and deadly. "Uncle, Su Su didn't mean it, don't you be angry!"

"Stop it."

Ji Yanzhi, who was so tired and crooked, only felt that she had goose bumps all over her body, and the most important thing was that Chu Shuan was acting like a baby, and she maintained a high degree of consistency in her heart.

What does this mean?

It means that Chu Shuan is really stupid and contrived.

Fortunately, the nature is just a bit domineering and arrogant, and it is not vicious, otherwise Ji Yanzhi would really refuse to have such a cousin.

Don't worry if you are stupid, but you can't be vicious in your mind!

Otherwise, people outside think that the so-called wealthy families are all upstarts, and they do not educate their children well.

"How old are you, you still use such a disgusting tone to speak." Ji Yanzhi rubbed his temples with a headache, and said calmly: "Remember, you are twenty years old, not two years old."

"Uncle." Chu Shuan was instantly distracted, and a little unhappy defended: "This is Loliyin. Didn't you say that I have such a voice at the beginning? Isn't it cute to speak? Now I feel disgusted!"

Ji Yanzhi rolled his eyes at Chu Shu'an without any shame.

"How old you were then, at the age of seven or eight years old, the little **** shouting to uncle must be very cute. But now, Su Su, you are now twenty years old, and you still speak with your throat all day long. This is not cuteness but affectation."

"Where have I been contrived?" Chu Shuan stamped his feet unconvinced.

Ji Yanzhi ignored her this time, and left a sentence of ‘think about it at night’ and asked the servant to take Chu Shu’an back to the room to have a good rest.

After a day of doing it, Chu Shuan was also tired, so he accepted Ji Yanzhi's arrangement and planned to take a good rest for the night to recharge his energy, and make a good fight with Chu Diannan tomorrow. But she didn't know that her dream class enemy, Chu Diannan, had already returned to China today, and when she was at the airport, she had a coincidence with her first love, and then spent a night in the hotel.

Interestingly, Chu Diannan was kicked out of bed by his first love early the next morning.

The first lover did not feel the stunned loss when they met him, and wanted to refuse to welcome him. If Chu Diannan and Ji Yan Yiyan had mind-reading skills, they would definitely know how crazy his first love was.

She was reborn, but she was reborn in the second morning of the spring breeze in southern Hechu Dian.

This waste, it was Chu Shu'an who clearly said that he would be gang-raped. As a result, Chu Shu'an's cousin appeared like a **** and rescued Chu Shu'an, and beat Chu Diannan with half-body discomfort. As for Chu Diannan, he was angry but was unable to retaliate. Instead, he used the self that he really felt sorry for him at that time and asked himself to help contact the murderer, but the murderer gave her...

Bai Yingying gritted her teeth with hatred when she thought that Chu Shu'an was gang-raped by the murderer in the future, but Chu Shuan was involved in the gang **** of southern Chu Dian. Under the confused and not fully clear eyes in southern Chudian, he stepped heavily on a certain key position in southern Chudian.

The screams suddenly sounded, Bai Yingying made a little arrangement, and called Yao Yaoling to report that she had raped her in southern Chu Dian. So Ji Yanzhi and Chu Shuan, who stayed in the Ji's mansion last night, got the news from Chu Diannan the next day, they called from the police station.

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Chu Shuan laughed loudly, and at this moment blessed his soul, he called Chu Zuo and ridiculed.

"Daddy, the wild plant you valued became a rapist."

Chu Zuo on the other end of the phone was still immersed in the gentle village. Hearing this, he was first unbelievable and then furious.

"Su Su, do you know what you are talking about?" Chu Zuo gritted his teeth and said gloomily.

"I'm not a fool, why don't I know what I'm talking about?" Chu Shuan coldly snorts disdainfully: "You always like to scold me, saying that I'm not promising and not your ideal heir. Now it's fine, your ideal heir When I entered the police station, I still entered under the name of'suspicion of rape.' It was really promising. When the great-grandfather was 80th birthday, he made such a joke, and it completely lost the face of the Chu family.

Ji Yanzhi calmly watched Chu Shuan's proud and eccentric father from the side, didn't she find a problem?

Why did Chu Diannan enter the police station because of ‘suspicion of rape’, the police contacted his cousin as soon as possible, not his biological father, Chu Zuo.

Even if he is his cousin, he is Chu Shuan's cousin.

Where did Chu Diannan’s self-confidence come from believing that he would accept him as if he loved Chu Shu’an, not to mention, because of the “suspicion of rape” entering the police station, Ji Yanzhi didn’t have the face to go to the police station to find someone who was unfamiliar with him. Woolen cloth.

Chu Shuan, who was very silly but not very sweet, didn't think of what Ji Yanzhi thought, she just tried her best to give play to her ‘iron and han’, and laughed at Chu Zuo’s blindness. Don't say whether Chu Zuo, the scumbag, will vomit blood because of this, anyway, at this moment, Chu Shuan's mood is not to mention how comfortable.

And even though Chu Shuan is very silly, but because of his familiarity with the road, Dad's father knows how to accept it. Chu Shuan was stunned for a while. After guessing that Chu Zuo almost exploded his liver because of his anger instead of having his liver exploded, he ‘remind’ Chu Zuo...

"Daddy, don't keep talking about unfilial daughters with your hands on your chest. Me, I am still very filial. Otherwise, why would my great-grandfather treat me like a sharp-hearted great-granddaughter. Daddy, you should still care about your **** son. , If the great-grandfather knows about this, ha, you have good fruits to eat."

Chu Shuan smiled and hung up the phone.

"Uncle Cousin, do you think my dad is stupid?" Chu Shuan laughed and laughed.

Ji Yanzhi raised his eyebrows slightly, and couldn't help but complain: "He is stupid, and you can't get any better."

Chu Shuan immediately slumped because of Ji Yanzhi's words.

"I want to call Grandpa Zeng, no, no, no, tell Grandpa Zeng in person." Chu Shuan said happily, "I warned my dad to be careful not to let my great grandfather know that Chu Diannan entered because of'suspicion of rape'. The police station did not promise that I would not personally tell the great-grandfather of this matter. Huh, this time Chu Diannan has caused such a fall, and see if he has the face to dare to enter the Chu family."

Chu Shuan was plausible, and the more he spoke, the more he made him happy.

Ji Yanzhi ignored Chu Shu'an's cries, because according to Mr. Chu's control of power, he might have received the news shortly after the police station called his assistant at Chu Diannan's request.

It's best to save face when you are in the olden days.

How could a guy who is so powerful and used to it like Mr. Chu allowed this kind of shame to happen, and it was still on the day of his eightieth birthday.

So no matter whether he wants it or not, he will arrange manpower to deal with it as soon as possible, and then nail southern Chu Dian on the pillar of shame as an illegitimate child for the rest of his life.

But what does this have to do with him?

Neither the previous Ji Yanzhi nor the current Ji Yanzhi had a favorable impression of Southern Chu and Dian. It is not the prejudice of an illegitimate child, but like an evaluation of Chu Shuan. You can be stupid, but not stupid and poisonous.

Ji Yanzhi asked Chu Shuan to go back to the room and change her pink pajamas with Peppa Pig on her chest, and she went back to the master bedroom to change into a relatively casual suit. After all, it's not to attend a meeting, and you don't need to dress so rigorously and seriously.

After finishing his clothes, Ji Yanzhi walked out of the master bedroom. His master bedroom is on the second floor, with a large area, but it's the first one upstairs by the stairs. As for the guest room where Chu Shuan lived, it was on the first floor. The cloakroom in the room was filled with Chu Shuan's clothes.

That set of Peppa Pig’s pink pajamas was also bought by Chu Shuan himself, and then placed in the Ji’s mansion and worn during the overnight stay.

Very cute, but to be honest, Chu Shuan, who looks a bit brighter, is not suitable for wearing. To be precise, since Chu Shuan was sixteen years old, and his body began to develop in the direction of plump and hot, it was quite unsuitable to wear pink clothes.

In the eyes of Ji Yanzhi, this aesthetic is sometimes particularly weird. In the eyes of a straight steel man, the pajamas printed with Peppa Pig's pattern are more beautiful than pink, such as sky blue.

Well, don't have any eyes on Ji Yanzhi's straight male aesthetics. In short, Ji Yanzhi is extremely desperate when he sits on the leather couch and waits for Chu Shuan to finally dress up.

Chu Shuan's body is matte and tender, and even the makeup is mainly pink peach blossom makeup.

If Chu Shuan looks pure and cute, the pink suit will naturally add a bit of youth and beauty, but the problem is that Chu Shuan's looks are brighter, which is commonly known as the glamorous bastard. The pink suit is really special for her. What a spicy eye.

Well, spicy eyes are what Ji Yanzhi thinks.

In fact, Chu Shuan, who put on a pink suit and took out the limited edition jewelry inlaid with pink diamonds, felt that she was beautiful again today. If she is not the little princess of the Chu family, but is in the entertainment industry like her little uncle Chu You, she will surely be able to win the crowd with her pink suit.

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

When she accidentally spied on her thoughts, Ji Yanzhi couldn't help but complain.

"Hurry up and wash your face with cold water. I'm afraid anyone who sees you will cry when it's late!"

Chu Shuan: "???? What do you mean, uncle?"

"What do you mean?" Ji Yanzhi sighed and shook his head: "I really think my life is quite bitter. Two relatives who are getting along well, one is not willing to inherit the family business, the other is willing to inherit the family business, but IQ is not It's up to the mark. Me, it's really too difficult."

Is it useful to have a high seniority?

He understands that, in addition to facing endless rebirth girls, he also has to give Chu You and Chu Shu'an two silly roe deer IQs at all times.

But when it comes to Chu You, Ji Yanzhi is a little curious at first, and he doesn't know what kind of strange look Chu You will have later.

He remembered Mr. Chu’s 79th birthday last year, and Chu You appeared to be wearing a long gown and high heels.

And this year, don't really wear a green suit, but also a green hat.

If this is the case, it will probably cover the limelight caused by the'suspicion of rape' in southern Chu Dian.

Hey, today's family banquet will definitely be extremely miserable.

Ji Yanzhi resisted in his heart, but Chu Shuan was still uncompromising and washing his face. Chu Shuan, who was like a Peppa Pig, left the Ji family mansion and drove to the Chu family. On this day, Ji Yanzhi’s assistant, Yang Tianqing, only made a call to Ji Yanzhizhuan about entering the South Chudian Police Station, and stayed at the company to handle official duties and did not have time to follow.

Even the driver, Xiao Wang, was not responsible for driving, but Ji Yanzhi drove the supercar himself and drove Chu Shuan to the Chu family.

The Chu family was very deserted at this time, and there was no joy at all. In almost all cases, it was because the old man Chu was entering the police station for the "suspicion of rape" in southern Chu Dian, and he was violently yelling at Chu Zuo, which was two hundred and five.

Sure enough, Ji Yanzhi took Chu Shu'an into the Chu Mansion, and the butler had just parked the car when he heard the violent scream of Old Man Chu.

"I really suspect that when your mother gave birth to you, she gave birth to the placenta and lost you. You are embarrassed to recognize that shameful thing. Fairy jump? I think he is a fairy jump!"

Okay, Mr. Chu has already made swear words, so it can be seen that he is really angry.

However, Chu Shuan is a person who fears that the world will not be chaotic. As soon as he heard the violent shouts of Mr. Chu, his eyes lit up, and he shook off her other backer, Comrade Ji Yan, and stomped with pink leather shoes. Entering the hall, yelled a great-grandfather, and then started to complain.

"Great-grandfather, do you know that the thing that can't be on the stage, because of the unspeakable reason, after entering the bureau, the great-grandaughter received a call from Daddy. He threatened the great-grandaughter not to think about being a demon. Broken that thing that can't be put on the table enters the Chu family's door and is officially accepted by the Chu family."

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

——I found a way so quickly, it doesn’t look stupid to black my own father. So what are some of her mental reduction behaviors in her daily life?

Ji Yanzhi couldn't understand it, so he didn't bother to think about it. He found a good position with great ease and watched the theater with great interest.

Chu Zuo still "liked" the fellow who was complimented by Cheng Chu in his middle age, but he was almost vomiting myocardial infarction by Chu Shuan's "black" words.

"Bad girl, what nonsense are you talking about?" Chu Zuo rushed into the crown.

"Who is talking nonsense? It's not that you kept saying on the phone that the'suspected rape' southern Chu Dian is better than me everywhere. The most important thing is a son. It's better now. You think it's a good son anywhere." Suspected of rape' Oh, it's really promising. At least I like to buy and buy and spend my family's money, but I don't have the ability to rape!"

At this point, Chu Shuan became more and more yin and yang strange, but because her words were harsh and pleasant, so including Chu You, who is really green but not cuckold, and his queen-girl girlfriend who has been with him for more than a year, all closed their mouths and kept. silence.

As for Chu Zuo, he was naturally furious.

Ji Yanzhi opened his voice: "Whether Chu Diannan was really caught in a fairy dance or reunited with a first love lover is unforgettable, but was bitten by the first love lover. Since he is trying his best to become a Chu family member, he shouldn't be on his grandfather's 80th birthday. Such a joke was made on the same day. Grandpa is already eighty, who has a few eighty in his life. It was ruined because of the inconsistency in southern Chu and Dian..."

"Ji Yanzhi, you don't want to be alarmist there..." Chu Zuo annoyed and pointed his gun at Ji Yanzhi, and then spoke out before passing through his brain. "You are not married yet, so you don't know what your parents expect of your children."

Chu You finally couldn't help but beep in a low voice: "Chu Diannan is not your married child!"

"Shut up your green guy."

As soon as Chu Zuo's words were spoken, he was hit by the old man Chu with his crutches.

Chu Zuo's forehead suddenly became red and swollen, and his face flushed with anger made him look very funny.

Ji Yanzhi sneered, too lazy to pay attention to Chu Zuo's unreasonableness, and turned to comfort Mr. Chu.

After all, at such an old age, Ji Yanzhi will feel sorry for him if he is really angry, even if it is not him who is angry with Mr. Chu.

"Okay, grandpa, don't care about two hundred and five. Didn't you care about him and turn yourself into two hundred and five?"

Ji Yanzhi directly kicked Chu Zuo, who was still clamoring, ‘Who are you cursing two hundred and five’, and helped him sit down.

At this time, Chu Shuan finally stopped showing his mentally retarded side, and approached Chu You and his shadow queen girlfriend like a clever ghost, congratulating the two hundred years of marriage in a crisp voice.

Elder Chu's expression eased a lot. But he still scolded Chu Zuo first, let him roll round and round, and then greeted Chu You and his shadow girlfriend to sit down.

"Let Miss Ning Ning read the joke."

Ning Ning smiled softly, and called to Grandpa Chu.

Chu Zuo didn't roll round smoothly, as if he didn't know that Old Man Chu was extremely impatient with him, and sat down in the lower head position. Now it's just a luncheon where the whole family gathers together. The dinner party that has invited many wealthy celebrities and even politicians will not officially start until 6 o'clock in the evening.

It's just that Chu Zuo, who was two hundred and five, was obviously a family gathering for lunch, but the atmosphere seemed very strange and embarrassing.

Chu Zuo didn't take it seriously, and even stared at Chu Shuan viciously against the red stamp on his forehead, as if they were not father and daughter, but enemies of life and death.

Chu Shuan wanted to pretend to be the most filial great-granddaughter, and then he thought that he had won Chu Zuo, so he raised his face and didn't bother to pay attention to Chu Zuo.

Ji Yanzhi looked at his watch and found that it was twelve noon, so he asked Mr. Chu what to eat.

"Come here with a cage of crystal shrimp, a cage of crab roe dumplings, and soup dumplings, steamed dumplings..." Chu You suddenly said, with a flattering smile on his face. "Grandpa, these are your favorites. How about letting the cook serve them first?"

"I remember my uncle likes to eat these too!" Peppa Pig suddenly said cutely, "It looks like uncle..."

"I'm not picky eaters." Ji Yanzhi took the stubbornly calmly: "In my eyes, food is generally divided into edible and inedible. Anything with signs of life can be eaten, while those with no signs of life, such as airplanes, cannons, etc. Yes, I won’t eat it."

Peppa Pig-Chu Shuan: "...Do you eat that person?"

"I suspect that you are reconciling the colors." Ji Yanzhi gave Chu Shuan a glance, and then politely greeted Ning Ning: "Ms. Ning Ning, I didn't expect you to be the girlfriend of your second cousin, I I thought the news that you were Lily on the Internet was true!"

Ning Ning died of embarrassment, because Ji Yanzhi's words were terrible.

Ever since she debuted and became famous, she and her assistant Lily have been scandalized one after another, and they can't clarify how to clarify them. Because she and the female assistant are so ambiguous, that's why the female assistant will help her wholeheartedly.

But she promised that they only had Balatusian mental entanglements, not physical entanglements. She became estranged from the female assistant after she had a relationship with Xiaokai, a member of the Chu group.

She told the female assistant that she wanted a home and a child. Before the female assistant left the job, she promised not to pester her again, and all the relationship between them was deleted, so Ning Ning did not admit that she had that relationship, and only kept saying that Chu You was her first love.

I’m almost 30 years old and I’m just beginning my first love, I’m just asking you, believe it or not!

Ji Yanzhi didn't believe it anyway, not only because Ning Ning was crazy about Ji Yanzhi, a good dog, but also because he was responsible for the intelligence of the entire Chu family except for Mr. Chu.

In fact, Mr. Chu was dissatisfied with Chu You who can only be regarded as a friend at best, and his girlfriend is not too much.

In the eyes of Mr. Chu, Chu You, who is as good as a husky, is only suitable for the ladies who are right in front of him. These female stars who run up by their own means are not what Chu You, a husky, can play well.

It's just an old man. The older you get, the more you need face.

It’s impossible for Mr. Chu to treat him like a purely mindless Chu You. After all, only Chu Zuo would do it. On a good day, he actually took the horrible thing that couldn’t be on the stage and asked Mr. Chu for mercy. Things come.

It can be said that Mr. Chu didn't kill Chu Zuo because he missed his blood relationship.

Elder Chu ignored Ning Ning's embarrassment and Chu You's desire to speak again, and looked directly at Ji Yanzhi with a smile: "Why didn't you come directly to Chu's house last night? Grandpa has been waiting for you for a long time."

Ji Yanzhi smiled and threw the pot on Chu Shu'an's head, "Su Su, she ran over last night, and she was in a very bad mood. As an elder, I must try to comfort her." Just not guarding Chu Shu'an. I don't know what's going on, but he was actually clever to play the low-level'provocation and divorce' in front of him, and then sue him in front of Chu Zuo.

Although the old man Chu had already known what Chu Diannan was doing, he still had a myocardial infarction when Chu Shuan said that Chu Zuo threatened him.

He didn't hear Ji Yanzhi's answer, the old man Chu turned to look at Chu Zuo viciously, just in time to see him glaring fiercely at Chu Shuan.

"Wrong done is wrong. Why do you still feel wronged? Chu Zuo, Chu Zuo, you really disappointed my old bone." He made these bad things on his 80th birthday, but Really filial.

The suffocating old man Chu began to want one of Ji Yan to inherit the Chu group.

Ji Yanzhi, who will give birth to two cubs after being "calculated": "..."