Counterattack Into a Male God

I'm **** your grandma's legs and **** your auntie.

Ji Yanzhi was shaking like a Parkinson's patient. The mood is like that zigzag wavy line, ups and downs constantly.

Never been so aggrieved like today. With this broken body, even if you have all kinds of ambitions, it will be empty talk. Unless all difficulties are eliminated, the health is well regulated.

"Hey!"

Ji Yanzhi's resignation closed his eyes, allowing himself to fall asleep at a very slow pace. He has everything in his dream, so he should eat and drink in his dream, and heal the disease by the way.

At this moment, the curtain of the door wafting in the wind was gently lifted from the outside, and the eldest daughter-in-law walked in with a bowl of porridge with clearly visible rice grains.

"Father-in-law." The eldest daughter-in-law called out. After Ji Yanzhi slowly opened his eyes, the eldest daughter-in-law opened his mouth like a sigh of relief. "My father-in-law, there are no eggs at home, so my daughter-in-law will cook a bowl of porridge for father-in-law. My daughter-in-law will feed you now, or wait for Dashan to come back and let Dashan feed you."

"Where is the dog egg?"

Ji Yanzhi asked intermittently and vaguely.

It took a lot of time for the eldest daughter-in-law to understand what Ji Yanzhi meant based on her previous understanding, and she hurriedly spoke. "Gougan went to find the second sibling, and the third sibling went."

Ji Yanzhi: "...I'll wait...Dashan comes back."

"Okay, father-in-law."

The eldest daughter-in-law who understood what Ji Yanzhi meant, cautiously put the bowl of porridge with clearly visible rice grains on the ground, and slowly exited the main room.

The eldest daughter-in-law couldn't help shivering, her neck shrank, and she stood at the gate of the courtyard like a penguin penguin, trying her best to look outside. After a while, the three naive sons dragged one head, well, about forty to fifty catties of elk came back happily.

The rare good luck immediately caused the rest of the village to blow up the pot.

The Ji family members, regardless of whether they were young or old, women or children, as long as they were at home, all ran out, looked at the elk weighing forty to fifty kilograms with excitement, and began to talk about how to eat.

"The deer blood is reserved for my father, and he needs to make up for it."

Regardless of the stains on his hands, Ji Dashan wiped his face with a smile. The two younger brothers standing by the side nodded deeply, agreeing. "Yes, my eldest brother is right. My father is too weak, and he needs tonic deer blood and antler."

A young man of the same family who looked about the same age as Ji Dashui, but was much thinner, mumbled.

"Brother Dashan, Dahe, and Dashui, you are hunting deer, there is no antler."

Ji Dahe glared at the whispering man: "What are you talking about, don't my father need to make up?"

The lonely person suddenly hit a spirit.

"It needs to be supplemented, why doesn't the patriarch need to make up, it needs a big supplement and special supplement."

It’s not good to have a low level of seniority. He obviously wants to call him his uncle or his master.

Don't look at Ji Yanzhi's old age, but that's because of a serious illness. In fact, the quarter of this life is only forty. Obviously standing forty, but there are grandchildren and grandchildren. Moreover, due to natural and man-made disasters, people in the originally quiet and peaceful villages walked and scattered, but now there are only less than a hundred people left.

Ji Yanzhi is not the oldest among them, but he is the oldest among them, and he is also the patriarch of a clan. Even if he was seriously ill, lying on a wooden bed unable to move, it was also called the backbone of the Ji clan. He was there, but the Ji clan was barely there. Once he went, the Ji clan immediately fell apart.

It can be said that when Ji Yanzhi could not move, he ate the stewed eggs with earthworms. The earthworms were found together, and the eggs were buckled out of the teeth by the big guys, saving Ji Yanzhi. Ji Yanzhi rejected ten moves, but it was not the reason for Ji Yanzhi to leave them alone.

What's more, this time, fresh deer blood and coarse salt form blood tofu, which is tender and refreshing, and almost burst into tears when Ji Yan eats it. He really hasn't eaten normal food for more than half a month. Now that he eats the tender and refreshing blood tofu, Ji Yanzhi feels that if he doesn't say he will live one more year, he will at least live longer by one month.

What's even more exaggerated is that Ji Yanzhi realized that after eating a normal meal, his uncontrollable, shaking hands like Parkinson's patients were able to lift up slightly. Although it is still far from reaching the level of raising your hand and putting it in your mouth, everyone should know what it means without elaborating on it. In other words, it won’t take long for Ji Yanzhi to be able to recover and he won’t be able to move on the bed like a dead person.

This is simply not great.

For Ji Yanzhi, he would rather stand to die than lie down and pass away in such a useless way.

Fortunately, Goddess of Luck did not completely abandon him.

Ji Yanzhi let out a sigh of relief, and slowly closed those old and muddy eyes.

Outside the yard, the heat was tumbling in full swing. Forty or fifty catties of elk were chopped up with a random knife, and the internal organs that had been scribbled cleaned were added with water, wild vegetables, and a pot.

The half-year-old children were filled with innocent smiles on their faces, and were simply happy to be able to eat a full meal. They don't have adults' worries about the current situation, and it's simple to be happy. After feeding Ji Yanzhi's blood tofu to the dog's egg with an empty bowl, several children who were within a few years of age surrounded him and asked about the dog's egg. How is this senior and patriarch of Ji Yanzhi? No point.

"Keep your voice down, don't quarrel with Grandpa to rest." Goudan warned the little partner, lowering his voice.

"Azu's ears, we won't bother him!"

Ji Yanzhi who was heard back by ear: "..."

"Be quieter anyway." Goudan glared at the little hammer, secretly persuading that he was an elder. As an elder, how can you care about the younger generation who is not sensible? Goudan's mouth pursed, and he turned away from the subject.

"At night we went to touch the frog (frog). Lucky, we were able to catch a big bowl of meat."

"It's better to go to the small river to pick up the screws. The screws are fishy, ​​but they are always undead." The hammer retorted the dog's egg, and proposed.

Gougan frowned and thought for a moment, and he could barely agree to Hammer's proposal.

In the room, Ji Yanzhi loosened his frowning brows and frowned quickly. In short, there are many changes, this is the only facial expression that Ji Yanzhi can control, and this is the result of his training many times.

"A few skin kids, just don't stop for a moment."

Ji Yanzhi cursed, and instead continued to practice how to make his hands flexible. Not to mention the recovery, but at least 20-30%, so that Ji Yanzhi can smoothly put his hands in his mouth and feed the medicine.

It can be said that the process of this exercise is slow and boring. The most excessive thing is that every time Ji Yanzhi holds his breath, he will fart if he is not paying attention. Sometimes the sound of the fart is like a firecracker, and it is louder than once. Gougan, the grandson of the pit master, sometimes uses a mysterious tone to ask Ji Yanzhi whether he is practicing farting and why all the time. All of them are'pupupupu'.

For a moment, Ji Yanzhi just wanted to slap the pot of dog eggs that were not opened or lifted. While feeling vomited and hungry, Ji Yanzhi directly fetched the rag pillow and smashed it at the dog's egg.

Gougan was stunned, and it took a long time before he recovered.

"Master, grandpa, can you move?"

Ji Yanzhi only reacted at this time, as if he took a pillow with his hand to smash Gougan's grandson, who is good at cheating.

Can he move? ? ?

The surprise came too soon, and Ji Yanzhi was still dizzy, immersed in boundless joy.

This is so incredible, like a miracle, Ji Yanzhi almost burst into joy. Fortunately, Ji Yanzhi stabilized, and even looked like ‘rare and weird’.

"Hurry up, if you stay in front of Lao Tzu for a while, Lao Tzu will feel chest tightness and shortness of breath for a moment. Go and pour some water on Lao Tzu, otherwise Lao Tzu's eyes will turn.

Gou Dan'er stared blankly, his eyes full of incredible.

This is the Lord, the real Lord! Sure enough, his biological father said that the most painful young grandson was him, because his biological father was confused and sick.

Gougan's mouth curled up, and he didn't bother to worry about it anymore. This made him feel that his heart-wrenching grandpa had left the hall very obediently.

There is still a violent wind outside. As the door curtain was lifted and lowered, a lot of gusty wind poured into the house. Ji Yanzhi felt chilly, mainly because he was lying underneath with thick thatch, and the covering on his body had become hard. The old black quilt.

Ji Yanzhi frowned and stared at the curtain for several seconds, then retracted his gaze and continued to practice. Fortunately, this time, Goddess of Luck still did not give up Ji Yanzhi. After practicing for a while, his hands can be moved simply to the position of the chin.

Ji Yanzhi made persistent efforts, and soon his hands slowly moved up, finally reaching the position of his mouth.

Ji Yanzhi was so happy that he hurriedly searched through the space with his mind to find a pill that was suitable for him to eat and cure all diseases, and then stuffed it into his mouth. Because Ji Yanzhi was afraid that he had just regained his execution ability, but his hands with little strength caused moths at the critical moment of feeding the medicine, so when he took the medicine, he directly stuffed the medicine through his hands into his mouth.

And this also caused a dramatic misunderstanding, that is, the dog who felt that it was not good to have a conflict with Ji Yanzhi, after a fierce ideological struggle, he went into the room again. As a result, when he saw Ji Yanzhi clenching his hands into his mouth, he was frightened.

The dog screamed.

"Daddy and Auntie also have second uncle, second aunt, little uncle and little aunt. Come on. Grandpa is so hungry, he actually eats his hands like chicken claws."

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Oh, you ask why Dog Dan uses chicken claws instead of trotters to describe Ji Yanzhi's hands. The main reason is that Ji Yanzhi is bony and slender, with only skin and bones left, not to mention his hands. So what the chicken claw describes is nothing wrong with it.