Counterattack Into a Male God

Ji Yanzhi's thoughts did not tell anyone, even the entire Ji clan except him, the only wise man doggie, Ji Yan didn't reveal a bit of it.

It's not disgusting, well, Ji Yanzhi is indeed a bit disgusted with the age of Goudan, but this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that no matter how smart, Goudan is only ten years old. Men's sixteenth and crown, that is to say, the dog will have to wait six years for the hair to grow up, and being smart is also a habitually tricky clever. Knowing Ji Yanzhi's future plans will do more harm than good.

At noon, a large group of people stopped to rest in the upper part of a trickling river. The women and children bury the pot to cook, while the young and strong men go to pick up the firewood and find out if they have something to eat.

It's a pity that in the thousands of miles in Chibi, apart from the weeds that are stained with blood and grow particularly luxuriantly, there are only rotten flesh and bones that are not human-shaped. The young and strong man who picked up the firewood and looked for food strictly followed what Ji Yanzhi said, and hurriedly avoided rotten flesh and bones, and covered his mouth and nose if necessary.

When more than 20 young and strong men saw this scene, they turned off their search for wild animals. They only looked for a place far away from the carrion and withered bones, digging up wild vegetables with their worn-out swords. The fragrant grass luxuriant, flesh and blood can irrigate weeds, and naturally let the life-saving wild vegetables grow all over the mountains and plains.

In a short while, more than 20 young and strong men searched for several kilograms of wild vegetables. Take water and clean them on the spot, bring them back and cook them with the jerky. Everyone ate the soup with water.

After lunch, the team did not leave immediately, and the big guys all rested in place. Ji Yanzhi took more than a dozen children in a leisurely manner, taught them to identify some common herbs, and collected them and dried them on wooden carts to provide the most basic medical protection for the fleeing teams.

"Remember?" Ji Yanzhi said in an extremely kind voice.

More than a dozen children nodded frantically, some of them were the grandfather of the patriarch of Ji Yanzhi, some of them were the grandfather of the patriarch of Ji Yanzhi, or even the ancestor. In short, in the whole Ji clan, Ji Yanzhi has a very high generation, and many of them called him Uncle Uncle are about his age.

"Remember, but Grandpa, if we don't pay attention, will we really get sick?"

I don't know when, the dungpit led the donkey egg into the teaching team and asked questions with a spirit of exploration.

Ji Yanzhi nodded perfunctorily, mainly because the second grandson's nickname was too shocking, and he couldn't say it, so he had to vaguely pass it over.

The second grandson dungpit doesn’t know this. To be honest, Ji Yanzhi’s perfunctory behavior is too deceptive. Gou Dan’er may be able to detect that Ji Yanzhi likes to perfuse people, but it’s a seven-year-old dung pit. ...

He just thinks that their grandpa is not at all like Goudan's description, he wants to catch the bunnies for a meal anytime and anywhere, but is very amiable, it looks like Goudan is not like his brother at all. I always like to tell lies to prevent Grandpa from getting close to them.

Goudan's brother is simply too bad!

The dungpit is burying the dog's eggs. Even at the end of the teaching and when the team was back on the road, facing Gou Dan's words that let him lead the donkey to find his second uncle to play with the eggs, the dungpit hummed proudly, and ran away with the donkey. Sit together with the female relatives.

The monk Goudaner Banzhang couldn't figure it out, so he didn't want to think about whether the dung pit was a nasty or a nasty man. Anyway, he was busy, and he didn't have so much time to think about the idea of ​​a kid. But in the end I was not feeling very good, so I ran to the dog egg sitting next to Ji Yanzhi, and he opened the mouth and asked what happened to the pit.

Ji Yanzhi hasn't been a kid for many years. Can you figure out what's wrong with the kid now? can not! So Ji Yanzhi sighed deeply.

"When you were a kid, you were much more awkward than your second grandson."

Gougan: "..."

Gougan looked at Ji Yanzhi without knowing why, and silently asked, "Grandpa, what are you talking about."

"Let's put it this way, if you wet the bed, you will pretend to be nonchalant, and then destroy the body. But the second grandson...the dungpit, he will cry and whimper to his mother-in-law, and honestly confess that he wets the bed." The nickname, Ji Yanzhi is full of melancholy, what a stupid son, how can he like to cheat his grandson so much.

If you have the ability to change into a professional pitted grandson like Goudaner, try to keep the **** pitted grandson, and I don’t know why. Anyway, just one sentence, Ji Yanzhi has a deep understanding of the stupidity of the three naive sons, but the grandchildren and five granddaughters will not say it. They are not smart but not too stupid. In short, they are ordinary. Wins in the sensible and obedient one.

In the entire old Ji family, and even the entire Ji family, the only smart person besides him is really only Goudan. It can be said that there are no successors in the Ji family. It can only be said that if Ji Yanzhi wants to use the southern coastal area as a base in a year without confusion, and then attack the entire hinterland of the Central Plains, he will only have and will only train dogs. Dan'er is such an heir.

This is Ji Yanzhi's troubles, unable to speak, it is still a mess of troubles. So Ji Yanzhi hesitated and chose to go with the flow. Anyway, along the southern coast, the entire Ji clan will move there, and city-states will also be built anyway.

He lays the foundation of the ten thousand-foot tall building, where will the Ji clan go when the time comes, and the newly appointed tribe, the free dog, will make arrangements. Anyway, the tradition of the Ji clan is to listen to the words of smart people. When Ji Yan is there, he listens to Ji Yan; when Ji Yan is gone, he naturally listens to the words of Goudan, the only smart person.

Ji Yanzhi sighed deeply, melancholy. "One generation is not as good as one generation. Grandpa is really afraid of stupid genes, which will be passed on from generation to generation."

Gougan forgot the previous embarrassment of Ji Yanzhi saying that he was wetting the bed when he was five years old, first echoed Ji Yanzhi's statement, and then decisively felt that something was wrong.

Gougan was silent for three seconds, then pouted, learning from the tearful gesture of acting like a baby in the dungpit. "Grandpa, I'm not stupid."

"I didn't say that you are stupid." Ji Yanzhi opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Grandpa just said that your father, second uncle, and uncle are all fed with the same formula since childhood. How can you only grow muscles and not grow muscles? What about your brain? Obviously, your grandfather, I have read a private school. It’s not such a stupid person, so why..."

"...I gave birth to idiots like Dad, Second Uncle, and Young Uncle."

Dog Dan'er silently spit out "the real fragrance of the world", which aroused the sideliness of the tribe, and the stare of Ji Dashan, who was pulling the wooden cart.

Goudan didn't care at all, Ji Dashan glared at him fiercely. With Ji Yanzhi there, Liang Ji Dashan, a silly boy, didn't dare to arrest him, and played in men's singles. So Goudan groaned and continued to'solve the puzzle' to Ji Yanzhi.

"Grandpa, have you ever thought of a possibility."

Ji Yanzhi raised his eyebrows, looking forward to the amazing words from the dog, so he tightened his lips and asked with a smile, "What is the possibility."

Dog Dan'er: "Yes, I remember Grandpa once said that if a person accidentally heads down when a person is born, it will cause brain congestion, which will lead to less follow-ups in the brain. Grandpa, I think, Dad, Er This is the case for uncle and uncle, right?"

"It's reasonable. But when did I say something like this?" Ji Yanzhi pretended to be confused, unable to remember the appearance of such a thing, and said with a smile: "Dogdan, don't you want to escape you? Dad’s fat beating will frame your grandfather."

Gougan: "..."

Dog Dan's cheeks puffed up and said sullenly: "Now I'm going to be beaten to tell the truth, it's really sinister in the world."

Ji Dashan, sulking and pulling a cart: "..." Why is this **** so badly beaten!

Ji Dashan became more and more angry when he thought about it. He no longer had the pride of ‘the son I gave birth to is smarter than me’. This impulse to men's singles became stronger and stronger as time passed, and finally the night approached, and the army was lucky to find a cave that could shelter from the wind and rain.

Ji Dashan is gearing up to give Goudan's "iron fist of love" education.

A little bit of a dog, Ji Dashan had long guessed that Ji Dashan wanted to beat him. As soon as Ji Dashan approached, before he could speak, he heard the dog wailing and howling, and rushed in the direction of Ji Yanzhi. Like a frightened quail, hiding in Ji Yanzhi's arms, his buttocks twisted and twisted, indicating that he was very scared.

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Come on, this cheating grandson really has the talent to sing a big show. Look at this ostrich posture, most people really can't perform so naturally.

Ji Yanzhi stretched out his hand on Goudan's butt, patted a few times, motioning for him to let go of himself. "Asshole, you rub your nose against my clothes, not only will your father beat you, but your second uncle and younger uncle will beat you together."

Gougan: "..."

In the end, he was afraid that the three naive children would beat him to death under the order of Ji Yan. Gou Dan'er can only take his posture in Ji Yanzhi's arms in a desperate manner. No matter how wide-eyed Ji Dashan's father is, Gou Dan's still firmly occupy Snow Snow's'seat'.

The snowflakes held by Chun Hua narrowed her mouth, and when she was about to cry, she was attracted by the clan sister Cui Cui. Ji Cuicui has just turned thirteen this year. Like Chunhua, he is the king of children and is responsible for helping the big guys take care of the children. Cui Cui grimaced at Snowflake, attracting Snowflake's attention.

Snow chuckled, and the laughter was crisp, echoing in the cave, letting the big guy's already relaxed mood relax again.

At this moment, noise came from outside the cave. The young and sturdy man who went out to find clean water so that women and children could cook in a pot stumbled back to the cave, and the atmosphere suddenly became serious and serious.