Counterattack Into a Male God

I'm sure, this ‘nickname’ Linghu, the male vixen must have something to do with Huangfu, the dumb and stupid one in the family, and the Husky, who is just like a husky.

It can't be said that they are cousins ​​who are relatively close by blood. After all, no matter how spiritual this world is, it is essentially an ancient plane.

Let's just say that, unless modern people, few people know that frogs are best fried with scallions, ginger, garlic and chili. In ancient times, people probably like to boil them in water or roast them. Knowing that the dish of stir-fried frogs is not necessarily a traversal in itself, but it must have something to do with the traversing people.

This is the true fragrance law summarized by Ji Yanzhi. In fact, it is almost the same as that summarized by Ji Yanzhi. This son of Linghu is really related to Huangfumei, not close or far, and should be human After turning a few turns, there is still no relative in the fifth suit.

"In fact, this dish of braised scorpions tastes quite good." Ji Yanzhi smiled and began to cheat: "Brother Meng and cousin must have never eaten them. I will go to the medicinal shop to buy some dried scorpions and make them. The braised scorpion is a taste for brother Meng and cousin."

Meng Longtan looked surprised, does he even have the dish of braised scorpions? No, even the fried frogs don't taste good anymore.

Zhu Wang doesn't care about Meng Longtan's fuss. In fact, the country children haven't eaten anything, as his father Zhu Kuai once said, when the weather in Shanxi, his hometown, was dry, he had eaten Guanyin soil. Just the braised scorpion...well, I don’t know if it tastes better than stir-fried frogs.

Thinking about this, Zhu Wang set his sights on chatting with Young Master Linghu.

Yingying Yanyan from Linghu Mansion had already gone to the kitchen to work. Soon, plates of exquisite cakes were carried by the delicate maid, and they filed in and placed them on the Eight Immortals table in the middle of the house.

"Brother Linghu, your courtyard is really elegant."

After three glasses of wine, the alcohol is on the face. Meng Longtan, who was originally handsome and extraordinary, added a bit of blush.

Meng Long Tan is already a little drunk, and the quality of the drinks on it seems to be very good, with sufficient stamina.

Ji Yanzhi was very casual, but he was very reserved and did not join the conversation between Meng Longtan, Zhu Wang, and Young Master Linghu. Ji Yanzhi couldn't stand it, so he rushed to the speed of driving as well as poems and songs.

Even after they were satiated and drunk, Meng Longtan and Zhu Wang were drunk and happily accepted the'friendship' of Lord Linghu sending her maidservant to warm the bed. Under the stunned situation of Ji Yanzhi, they separated. He hugged the graceful little fairy with a bee on the back and went to the guest room provided by Master Linghu, and turned the dragon and the phoenix on his back overnight.

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Yes, the proper peony flower is also romantic.

Ji Yanzhi had nothing to say. He didn't decline the move of Lord Fox to send the beautiful maidservant. He just said that if the beautiful maid who is not afraid of the gift becomes a fox hot pot, it can be delivered in pairs.

As soon as these words were spoken, Master Linghu was scared and a half to death. What else did I not understand? The face in front of him was slightly immature, and the young man who was admitted as a talented scholar at the age of fifteen already knew his true identity. How could Young Master Linghu not be afraid.

Immediately, I was frightened, and the big sweat dripped from his forehead.

"Ji Gongzi, you are so good at joking, look at me, I'm so scared and sweaty."

Ji Yanzhi squinted at him. "Know Huangfu Mei, don't that second-kind vixen?"

Young Master Linghu's eyelids began to beat violently.

He was silent, and after a while, he spoke, his voice slightly interfering with a husky voice: "Huangfu Mei is the cousin of the distant house, I don't know how Gongzi Ji knew about her?"

"From the practice of fox meat hot pot?"

When Ji Yanzhi said jokingly, seeing Young Master Linghu didn't feel relaxed, but his face became paler, he knew that he was almost scared enough by himself.

"Just kidding. I mean, if you study and review your homework well at home, and whenever you concentrate and cannot be distracted, there will always be a vixen with a big furry tail that can't even be transformed, and always keep a big furry tail behind your ass. If you sing a song that you don’t know so-called in front of the window, will you not pick up everything about her clearly and plainly?"

Inhumane destruction, it's all because of his kindness, okay?

Young Master Linghu's mouth twitched fiercely.

"I don't know that the little girl is so mentally disabled." After a while, Young Master Linghu finally said leisurely. "Sorry to interrupt Master Ji's study and review."

Ji Yanzhi squinted slightly, then smiled openly. "If you know to disturb, take her away, lest she becomes a fox fur coat someday."

Young Master Linghu: "..."

At this time, Young Master Linghu had discovered that Ji Yanzhi liked to make jokes and his mouth was poisonous. Even if Ji Yanzhi didn't show it, Young Master Linghu subconsciously decided that Ji Yanzhi was not easy to mess with.

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"Young Master Ji is extremely right." Young Master Linghu complimented very unconcernedly.

Ji Yanzhi sighed, but first lost the thought of continuing to chat with Young Master Linghu, and went to the guest room to rest.

The room where Ji Yanzhi rests is naturally not sweetened by that beautiful fox and red sleeves. Ji Yanzhi climbed onto the soft couch, and soon fell asleep as soon as he closed his eyes. Perhaps it was the rush for the past few days. With this sleep, Ji Yanzhi slept very deeply. He woke up about three strokes in the morning.

Ji Yanzhi stretched his waist and freshened out of the room and used some pastries for breakfast. Then after a while, Meng Longtan and Zhu Wang yawned. When they saw Ji Yanzhi, they winked their eyebrows first and asked if Ji Yanzhi had enjoyed the bliss in the world last night.

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

The ghost is enjoying the bliss of the world with the vixen. These two goods are so simple, I regret knowing them! ! !

Ji Yanzhi Kuang rolled his eyes, and the next moment he picked up the "Book of Songs" and looked at it pretentiously.

In fact, the current Ji Yanzhi has already read the Book of Songs and feels nauseous, but he doesn't want to talk to two idiots. Anyway, the two beautiful foxes only wanted to talk to them for a while, and didn’t want to harm them. What happened to Ji Yanzhi? Is there a need to remind two second fools?

It's as simple as Young Master Linghu's intention, without exposing the details.

"Guan Guan Jujiu, in the river island. A fair lady, a gentleman is so good." Reading this verse, Zhu Wang said with a smile: "Cousin, I don't think you understand the meaning of this verse."

Ji Yanzhi glanced at him silently, full of care for the mentally retarded.

Zhu Wang is a pure ancient man, and he certainly doesn't understand the meaning of "caring for the mentally retarded".

Zhu Wang felt that the glance that Ji Yanzhi looked at him was full of indescribable meanings.

Zhu Wang was silent, and secretly decided to look for opportunities in the future to let Ji Yanzhi enjoy the bliss of the world.

It's a pity that the beautiful maid who made him feel that his bones were crisp last night was from Master Linghu's house.

It was enough to talk about friendship between him and Meng Longtan each for free one night.

Zhu Wang was reluctant to part with the beautiful maid who accompanied him in the spring breeze last night, but he couldn't open the request. Then he left, and when he continued to the capital, Meng Longtan asked for it. Young Master Linghu smiled and gave the two beautiful maids to Zhu Wang and Meng Longtan respectively.

"..." Under the peony flower, it is also romantic to be a ghost! Ji Yanzhi twitched his mouth, and didn't say anything about the behavior of Master Linghu sending his foxes of the same family as goods to Zhu Wang and Meng Longtan.

Well, who is really to blame?

And it doesn't necessarily happen.

Ji Yanzhi gave two tuts and took the lead in returning to the inn to pack his luggage.

His luggage is the simplest, a wooden bookshelf that can be carried on his back, nothing else. As for silver taels, Ji Yanzhi certainly has no shortage, but only 50 taels of silver were placed outside to make a look.

Just after finishing the arrangement, Meng Longtan and Zhu Wang returned with two beautiful maids who had been renamed Yihong and Cui Liu.

"Oh, cousin, you are really hardworking." Zhu Wang is no exaggeration, his eyes are full of pride.

Ji Yanzhi glanced at Zhu Wang and sneered abruptly: "Cousin Wangwang, you are so'lively', if you fail the exam, do you think your uncle and aunt will beat you hard after Qiuwei is over."

Zhu Wang immediately struck a spirit. He remembered that, in order to set up a clean and self-contained personality for him, Zhu Kuai and Zhu’s aunt were strictly forbidden to find flowers and ask Liu, let alone take an unidentified woman into the house at will!

What should we do now?

Zhu Wang, who was so flustered in his heart, quickly looked at Ji Yanzhi, hoping that this cousin, who had been bad and bad, could think of a good way for himself.

Is there any way Ji Yanzhi can do it? No, it should be said that even if there is a good way, he will not tell Zhu Wang, who thinks he is not inferior. Let him panic for a few days, lest he forget everything when he encounters the surname "Good Thing".

Meng Longtan returned to the Shangfang where he lived to pack his luggage. When he came out, he found that the atmosphere between Ji Yanzhi and Zhu Wang was a bit strange.

Meng Longtan has a casual nature and doesn't feel that there is anything wrong with accepting beautiful maids from friends at will. Anyway, his family is in good condition, and he does not have too many people in the house if he takes in the maidservant, and one more person to eat, all of them will not be worried about Zhu Wang.

Meng Longtan touched his nose and asked strangely. "What's wrong?"

"Nothing." Ji Yanzhi glanced at the sky. "It's time to leave, otherwise we can't say we are going to sleep in the wilderness tonight."

Meng Longtan said yes, and went out to arrange a carriage.

Zhu Wang breathed a sigh of relief: "Don't tease your cousin, isn't it possible for your cousin to be wrong? Does your cousin bear the heart that your cousin loses his name because he is worried?"

Ji Yanzhi was speechless for a while, and had to say: "Learn from Meng Longtan."

"Huh?" Zhu Wang didn't understand at first, and then his brain flashed, and he realized that Ji Yanzhi said this. In all likelihood, he wanted to remind himself to learn from Meng Longtan. After all, Meng Longtan has not yet married a wife and has two concubines. Now, there must be a way to cope with the peace of the wives and concubines in the future. He smiled suddenly, said. "I knew my cousin was the best to me."

Ji Yanzhi was nauseated by these words, even if he bumped into the carriage that Meng Longtan paid to rent, Ji Yanzhi would not vomit, and his face was innocent and unsightly. Fortunately, as the evening approached, the group found a deserted house and proposed to sleep in the deserted house at night.

This dog was so courageous that even Ji Yanzhi had to admire him, so he could only give a thumbs up and admire Menglongtan's so terribly that he would find a place to sleep in the street.

Meng Longtan smiled shyly, and Zhu Wang expressed his inner thoughts on his behalf. "Mainly, there are beautiful maidservants around, it's not good to use the sky as the furnace and the earth as the furnace."

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

With nothing to say, Ji Yanzhi Yuanrun found a place far away from the two wandering goods, closed his eyes and slumbered. At this time, Huangfu Mei was carrying a panda cub who was only a few months old, and quietly found Ji Yanzhi.

"Hey, my little brother, the panda that you want to play has been delivered to your door, please sign for it immediately!"