Counterfeit Hero

Tian Xingjian immediately realized that it seemed that the arrogant female second lieutenant had led someone to find a place.

"Hey, who do I think she is? It turns out to be Miss Alice, the third most beautiful woman in the division. What's the matter? The combat department is so free? Are you leading the special forces battalion for a walk?" Rasheed seems to be on the wrong track with Alice. This guy looks simple-minded and well-developed, but when it comes to swearing, he can turn three corners without using a single curse word. The fat man immediately understood the meaning of this sentence. The guy emphasized the word "third" very hard. He was obviously reminding Alice that you can only be ranked third in terms of beauty. Don't be so arrogant. There are two comparisons. You are beautiful. What follows is of course that the group of people in the special forces camp are regarded as dogs being led by a woman for a walk.

"Company Commander, where is my dormitory? I've been smoked by the mecha's tail all day. I'm going to wash my hands of it." The fat man was born with a mouth that he wouldn't talk about. Alice was so angry that she trembled, pointed at the fat man and shouted: "Damn fat man, you don't dare to compete with others and run away, you are not a man!"

The fat man looked surprised and said in a deep voice: "How do you know I'm not a man? You peeked at me taking a shower? You can't see such a big thing, and your eyes are angry?" The people next to him were all petrified. I really didn't see it. For someone as obscene as Fatty, he is so shameless to the point of being outrageous!

Seeing that Alice was so angry that she could not speak, the lieutenant colonel smiled slightly and said: "The special reconnaissance battalion is only good at bullying girls. Birds of a feather flock together, even the newcomers."

The fat man rolled his eyes and said, "Why are you so worried if I bully her? Is she your mother?"

"You..." The lieutenant colonel was speechless.

The fat man ignored him. He turned around and said to Rashid, who was laughing and moaning beside him: "Company commander, you'd better take me to the dormitory. It's too noisy here and I have a headache." After that, he said in a voice that everyone could hear. The voice murmured to itself: "I saw used sanitary napkins as soon as I went out. I thought I was unlucky enough, but I didn't expect there were several large ones stained with leucorrhea here. Bah!"

With a bang, the people present exploded, the people in the special reconnaissance camp laughed, and the people in the special forces camp cursed angrily. It turns out that the standard military cap of the special forces has an eye-catching white ribbon on it.

The lieutenant colonel was so angry that he stepped forward, reached out to grab the fat man's clothes, and said angrily: "Who are you calling a sanitary napkin?"

It was common for the fat man to quarrel with others. He stared at the lieutenant colonel's hand and replied smoothly: "Whoever catches me is the sanitary napkin." As soon as he finished speaking, the lieutenant colonel grabbed the fat man's collar.

"Hahahaha." Everyone in the special training camp laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten up while holding their stomachs.

Tian Xingjian has a crazy temper, and the more sensationalizing he does, the more practical he is. Anyway, the feud between the Special Reconnaissance Battalion and the Special Forces Battalion has become public. At this time, the fat man knows exactly where to stand.

Sure enough, the special reconnaissance soldiers next to them looked at Tian Xingjian completely differently from top to bottom. This time they were truly convinced. This fat man was the only one in the division who could make Grant, the commander of the special forces battalion, who had always maintained a calm demeanor, so angry. The company deputy is alone.

"Fat man! If you have the ability, use the mecha to defeat me! Don't just use your words to get an advantage!" Lieutenant Colonel Grant said through gritted teeth as he twisted Fat Man's collar.

Tian Xingjian pinched off his teeth, but still looked as if he didn't know whether to live or die. He glanced at the lieutenant colonel and said contemptuously: "Are you worthy?"

Grant, who had never been so slighted before, felt hugely humiliated. He was about to punch the obscene and hateful fat man in front of him when he heard a voice from the side: "Grant, this is not a place for you to act wild."

This was the voice of Nadal, the commander of the Special Reconnaissance Battalion. The soldiers of the Special Reconnaissance Battalion formed a circle and consciously parted ways. Nadal walked in with his hands behind his back and said with a look of disdain: "For a woman to be with a new man." You even have the nerve to do it, but you should go back to where you came from. I don’t have any bones to feed you in the canteen.”

Hey, it seems that there is more than one person with a sharp mouth in this special reconnaissance battalion, and no one from top to bottom is a vegetarian. Fatty Tian Xingjian fell in love with this place immediately.

Grant's face turned red and white, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Now that I'm here, of course I want to see what your special reconnaissance battalion is capable of! If you don't dare, admit defeat and let this fat man apologize to Alice. We’ll leave right away!”

"Hey, do you think it's interesting for the special forces battalion commander to compete with a newcomer in mecha combat? How about we try it?" Nadal didn't know the fat man's details, but he knew the special forces battalion commander's skills very well. Armor fighting skills are definitely among the best in the entire 16th Armored Division.

Grant let go of the fat man's collar, spit on the ground, looked at the fat man and said disdainfully: "That's fine, so as not to say that I bully newbies, I can deal with such a guy with just one move."

Tian Xingjian didn't look bothered at all. He straightened his clothes, put on the flattering expression on his face again, and said to Nadal: "Batalion Commander, you just killed a chicken. How can you use this awesome knife of yours? You are giving this chicken too much face." Now, I’m going to drive my chicken-killing mecha.”

After saying that, Tian Xingjian ran out quickly.

Grant laughed angrily and said to Nadal: "Okay, this is his own request. Don't blame me for being ruthless." After saying that, he jumped on the mecha that had been prepared and waited for the arrival of the fat man.

Nadal and Hillard smiled bitterly at each other, but after all, the fat man used to be a mechanical maintenance soldier. He was new here, so even if he lost, it wouldn't be too embarrassing. However, when they thought of Fatty's shabby mecha, the two of them felt a little headache.

After a few minutes, a Warcraft 3 mecha staggered through the door. As soon as it entered, the mecha stumbled, black smoke was spraying from its tail, and the mecha stood up hard, its whole body creaking. There was a grinding sound, as if the entire mecha was rusting. After taking a few steps, it fell to the ground again with a snap, raising a large amount of dust.

Is this the fat man's special chicken-killing mecha?

All the soldiers in the Special Reconnaissance Battalion felt that there was little hope in this game, and Grant was piloting the top version of the seventh-generation Warrior-class mecha, the "Leader." Is it possible to win a fighting match between a second-generation mecha and a seventh-generation mecha?

The special forces who came with Grant to find trouble all laughed, thinking that even if the fat man had some brains, it was very little. But Grant, who was sitting in the cabin, was furious. He secretly vowed to dismantle the fat man in front of him into parts.

The fat man walked staggeringly. Every time he took a step, the mecha made various strange noises. Kuata Kuata's whole body made noise, and black smoke was emitting from some parts. Everyone doubted whether the mecha could successfully reach Grant. in front of.

Grant couldn't wait any longer. He felt that the fat man was simply driving a scrapped car to tease him.

"This fat man must pay the price." Grant thought fiercely, and he pounced on him in his mecha.

Grant's mecha quickly approached the tattered mecha that was struggling to walk with black smoke. Just when everyone couldn't bear to look any further, Fatty was in trouble again. It seemed that the mechanical legs of the tattered mecha could no longer support it. He suddenly collapsed and fell at the feet of the "leader". Just when Grant was slightly stunned, the arms of the broken mecha had firmly grasped the leader's ankles.

The broken mecha stood up again, but the leader was held upside down by it. Grant reacted quickly. The leader twisted around and grabbed the two mechanical arms towards the cabin of the broken mecha. He failed. Almost instantly, only a series of pattering sounds were heard, and the disassembled parts were scattered on the ground like rain. The leader's mechanical legs had been disassembled into parts. Then the broken mecha waved its hand, and the leader He was thrown far away.

With a bang, the leader made a pit on the ground. The seventh-generation mecha with its legs removed suddenly became a lot shorter. It struggled ridiculously on the ground, but could no longer get up.

The cabin door of the broken mecha opened, and the fat man jumped down with a smile, clapped his hands and said, "Sure enough, I only need one move. I can't fight, but dismantling mechas is my specialty."

Everyone was stunned. The mechanical legs of a seventh-generation mecha were dismantled into parts almost instantly. The fat man also said that he couldn't fight. If this is not good, then what is? And this fat man is so despicable. Look at the way the shabby mecha stood up and took down the leader with vigor and vigor. Even if the fat man didn't fall down intentionally, this mecha is definitely not as bad as it looks on the outside.

The fat man looked at the leader who was still lying on the ground and smiled. As a mechanical repairman who was extremely familiar with the structure of mechas, of course he knew where the leader's weaknesses were. Moreover, he used the sharp palms of the biological two-state mecha's arms to The knife also has mechanical assembly and disassembly functions designed according to the maintenance automatic arm. Dismembering two mechanical legs is easier than a butcher killing a pig.

"Hey, who told this idiot to come and fight mecha with bare hands? My knife is hidden in the palm of the mecha. I deserve to be tricked!" The fat man secretly chuckled in his heart.

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