Counterfeit Hero

Volume 1 Chapter 5 White and Tender Tofu

At this time, the Gacharin Imperial Army's forward base was in a state of chaos. The surrounding patrol sentries were quickly approaching the base.

Not to be missed.

The fat man's hands were like shuttle lasers, controlling the mecha to rush north at a speed of ten movements per second.

They were lucky. They only met a patrol heading towards the base not far from the edge of the jungle. Before this patrol consisting of two imperial individual mechas and a few soldiers discovered them, Fatty He quickly turned around and acted as if he was rushing to the base.

The patrol was fooled. They thought that the mecha that was running desperately towards the base was also a patrol sent to the base, and they passed the fat man almost without stopping. In fact, as long as they briefly inspected the trembling mecha, they could find a wretched fat man who was trembling all over.

Trying his best to control his trembling hands, the fat man kept getting further and further away without saying a word, and quickly turned north in front of a small slope. Ten minutes later, he saw no one around, and there was no enemy mecha nearby on the mecha detection radar. On the display, Fatty lowered the other six mechanical legs. Twenty minutes later, they finally ran across a nearly thirty-kilometer-wide plain and entered the continuous jungle under the northern mountains.

After running deep into the jungle in one breath, the mecha stopped. The fat man lay in the cabin as if exhausted and rested for a while before walking out of the cabin. On the forest grass outside the cabin, two beautiful female soldiers were hugging each other. The joy of escaping death made the two female soldiers cry and cheer. The fat man rushed over without hesitation. The bitch jumped up and down with a naive expression, and tried in an extremely obscene way to hug the two female soldiers and join the cheers.

Two vicious looks made the fat man stop in his tracks. He turned around without any embarrassment, jumping for joy and cheering, as if that was all he wanted to do.

"Puch." The two little white pigeons, with tears still in their eyes, couldn't help but laugh. "Damn fat guy." They laughed and cursed.

Their experiences over the past few days gave them an indescribable feeling of intimacy towards the wretched fat man in front of them who had saved them. The common experience of sharing weal and woe made them know that the fat man in front of them was actually very powerful, and there were some things that made people think they were annoying and endearing. This guy's wild thinking makes people don't know whether it's irritating or funny.

The sky slowly gets brighter

The first ray of sunshine in the morning appeared on the horizon, and the sunlight glowed bright red on the clouds on the horizon, like fire and blood.

The fresh air in the jungle and the crisp calls of unknown birds make people feel like they are in a fairyland.

Tian Xingjian fell asleep. A night of running back and forth made him very tired. His long-time worry was completely relaxed at this moment. He leaned under a tree and quickly fell asleep.

Nia and Mei Duo sat next to him, talking in low voices, and from time to time drove away the flying mosquitoes for the fat man.

When Fatty woke up from his dream, the two female soldiers were no longer around. The mecha was still standing quietly, with no trace of movement. The sun shines through the gaps in the tree canopy, and the green in the jungle changes to an unusually refreshing and vivid way, giving it a feeling of a fairy tale world.

The fat man tilted his ears, and he caught a hint of sound among the crisp chirping of birds and insects.

Spring water and laughter.

He stood up and walked towards the place where the noise came from.

Stepping on the thick dead branches and leaves under my feet, I bent down to crawl through a few vines between the trees, and slid down a small slope covered with grass and wild flowers. The sound became clearer and clearer. Those were the voices of Nia and Mei Duo, accompanied by the sound of splashing water, so cheerful and beautiful.

After bypassing several big trees blocking his eyes, a beautiful small lake appeared in front of Tian Xingjian.

What a mesmerizing lake this is.

It is so clear that there is no trace of impurities, and the bottom of the lake is full of various colors, including dark blue, light green, and golden. Several naturally fallen tree trunks sank quietly at the bottom of the water, intertwined. Many colorful fish swim around the tree trunks.

Mei Duo and Nia bathed in the clear lake water.

The two curvaceous bodies are like mermaids in the lake. Half of them are soaked in the water, and the other half is exposed to the cool morning air. Crystal water drops roll down one by one from the delicate body, and the blue veins can be seen. The skin is as thin as cicada wings, like snow, dazzlingly white, delicate and smooth as silk.

Beautiful things share a certain commonality, and their holy bodies are completely integrated into this fairy-tale lake.

The fat man couldn't bear to blaspheme such an intoxicating scenery. He suddenly fell into a trance, as if he had experienced it in a dream or in his past life. This scene was so familiar and resonated mysteriously.

Shaking his head quickly, the fat man felt ashamed for his brief loss of consciousness in front of the two beautiful bodies.

"Help, rat! There's a rat!" The bitch who burned the harp and boiled the crane rushed out with a look of horror. With two screams, the fat man somersaulted into the water.

Rolling and crawling towards those two charming bodies, the flesh on the fat man's face was trembling, his eyes were shining, and his saliva was flowing. The two female soldiers only had time to subconsciously protect the shameful position of their bodies. The fat man rushed up very quickly. The bitch plunged into Mei Duo's arms, and hugged Nia with her other hand. While eating the once-in-a-lifetime tofu, he screamed like a frightened child: "Rat, there is a rat chasing me!"

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

Two slaps, one on the left and one on the right, fell on the fat man's face almost simultaneously.

Meiduo and Niya were ashamed and angry, and they kicked and punched each other regardless of their anger.

The two women were almost dancing with their fists next to each other. Looking at the warm and jade-like breasts that undulated with the body, the thick-skinned fat man screamed ouch, and his heart was filled with joy.

When the three of them returned to the jungle, the fat man was walking in front carrying a few fish caught in the lake. He looked as if nothing had happened, as if the person who had just been peeping and being beaten had nothing to do with him. He looked at this shameless person fiercely. Bitch, the two female soldiers looked at each other with red faces and quickly looked away, feeling ashamed, annoyed and a little bit other. Oh my god, I really don’t know how there is such a hateful fat man in the world.

After eating some fish, the three of them continued on the road. Judging from the display of the mecha radar, there were no traces of Gacharin Empire army mecha activities around. After all, the mountains to the north of here are rolling hills, and there is no agricultural population like the ancient earth. Among the scattered immigrant planets, these areas are completely uninhabited. .

The materials and economy that space wars rely on are impossible to achieve without cities. Fighting guerrillas on the surface of the planet is asking for death. If all the cities on the planet are completely controlled, there will be no material supplies, ammunition replenishment, and personnel replenishment. and air strikes, air maneuvers. How can you outrun the aviation force with super powerful aerial reconnaissance means by just relying on human legs or mechas to run on the ground? Around cities with systematic defenses, these guerrillas will die as soon as they get close. If they don't get close to the city and they won't attack the enemy, and there are no rural areas on the immigrant planet, then what's the use of the guerrillas? Therefore, guerrilla warfare in ancient wars can only be turned into the tactics of some space bandits.

Choosing the route carefully, Tian Xingjian drove the mecha through the jungle. After modification, this individual mecha, which has excellent off-road capabilities, has stronger ability to travel in the wild. Some of the previous two mechas Where the legs cannot go, it is no longer a problem with the assistance of six other mechanical legs and jet propulsion devices.

After crossing several mountains to the north, Tian Xingjian, who was convinced that he had enough to avoid the landing base of the Gacharin Empire's giant transport ship, began to head east.

Relying on the skills developed in the scout training camp and his natural keen sense, two weeks later, Tian Xingjian almost miraculously led Mei Duo and Nia through the gaps between several warring areas. Thousands of kilometers.

When the large compressed solid energy block stored in the mecha was gradually consumed, the three of them had arrived at the outskirts of the Three Lakes Plain where the capital of Milok Star, Garipalan, was located.

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Due to insufficient troops, the Gacharin Empire did not launch an attack on Garipalan, which had the strongest defense, and only stationed security forces hundreds of kilometers outside the Sanhu Basin.

Ahead was the federal defense zone. In order to avoid being shot to death by federal soldiers, the fat man in the imperial uniform once again began to take off his clothes without saying hello, but this time he left a pair of pants on.

The two female soldiers had completely lost confidence in this shameless bitch. Although they tried their best to appear indifferent, the fat man kept it secret, as if he was showing off his flesh to let them see the pain. This made Meiduo and Nia feel very broken, had a headache, and wanted to kill someone.

A patrol team of the Leray Federal Army's 109th Armored Division stationed outside the basin soon discovered these three strange combinations led by a fat white man wearing only underpants.

Although he had taken off his clothes, the fat man was still wearing underpants worn by the Gacharin Empire Army. The trousers bear the emblem of the black angry bear of the Gacharin Empire.

When the federal patrol came up vigilantly, the fat man holding only the maintenance soldier's mechanical arm did not notice that behind him, two female soldiers who had had enough of this shameless bitch secretly teased him.

From a distance, the fat man raised his hands high to avoid accidental injury, and Nia, who was holding his modified gun, took an escorting posture in time.

In front of the eagerly watching federal soldiers' guns, the fat man raised his hands and trembled all over. He didn't dare to take a breath, for fear that any action would cause people to misunderstand him and shoot him, which would lead to an unjust death.

After some whispers from Mei Duo, the team leader ordered the soldiers to escort the imperial prisoner Tian Xingjian back to the military camp.

The confused Tian Xingjian just put down his hand to explain, when an automatic energy rifle hit his back, scaring him and raising his hand quickly.

No matter how much he kept turning around and winking, the two smiling female soldiers just ignored him and kept chatting with the federal squad leader.

Halfway down the road, the fat man understood that he would rather offend a villain than a woman. Retribution, this time it was played.

When they arrived at the military camp, the fat man who finally proved himself with the battlefield recorder was sent to the frontline headquarters in downtown Garipalan on a transport ship along with the two female soldiers.

For this coward who had escaped for the 21st time, the comrades of the 109th Division were very cruel and did not give the fat man any clothes and let him board the transport ship in his underwear.

Dozens of minutes later, the micro transport ship landed on the playground of a university in downtown Garipalan. This is the Federal Garipalan Military Academy, one of the three major military academies of the Leray Federation. It has been requisitioned because of the war. All the students in the academy have been converted into reserve officers. Some of them have been assigned to the Army Armored Division, and the other part has joined the Newton Galaxy. The local space fleet, after experiencing a disastrous defeat, has withdrawn to the central star field of Lelei along with its fleet.

As soon as he got off the transport ship, Fatty was happy. As if they had made an appointment, besides him, there were dozens of naked men wearing underpants. The fat man was wondering when a major officer saw him at a glance, rushed up and kicked him into the team of naked pig warriors, and cursed: "What are you looking at so stupidly? It took almost a minute for you to arrive!"

Looking at the cursing major, Tian Xingjian was about to explain when another old man in a white robe ran over, grabbed the mechanical arm on the fat man's hand and said to the major: "It's wrong. It's wrong. He is not participating in the selection." People." After saying that, he took the fat man and left. Seeing that the person who picked him up had arrived, the fat man became silent and turned around to look. Mei Duo and Nia had been picked up by several female soldiers wearing medical uniforms. The fat man sighed and followed the old man towards a building.

He didn't know that at the door of the cabin of the transport ship he was riding on, a medical soldier who came out looked at the other medical soldiers waiting below with a confused expression and said: "There is no one, I have searched everywhere. Didn't you say Is there a fat man?"

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