Country Weapon

  Stayed in the hotel for two days before Xiaofang went back to school. It's not that I don't want to go back to school, it's just that I can't walk, the bottom hurts like it's cracked, let alone class, I can't bear to pee on two dumpling wrappers, it's swollen like ham sausage.

  Xiaofang wanted to leave, but Long Gen didn't stop him. Chen Tiansong was abolished, and there were no bad guys in the school who wanted to attack Xiaofang. Besides, I still have some things to solve.

  Now that I’m in town, I’m going to see He Jingwen. That woman treats me very well, so I got divorced, and I’m very lonely in mind and body. How can I live without a big stick?

I have to find some time to buy some electric boyfriend or something. The advertisements on TV often say that something can increase a man’s stamina, and it’s not a problem to stay overnight; any **** can grow a second time, and a third time can grow into a bullwhip Not a problem.

"Well, I don't need to gain weight for this guy, but I have to have a whole electric boyfriend. It will be much easier when Wu Guilan and sisters are together in the future. By the way, there is also the third wife in Miao Hong's family. A coquettish, the whole point of new tricks to play!"

   "Oh, why did I forget about this!"

  Long Gen suddenly slapped his thigh, a little annoyed!

  That Wang Erniu was thinking about his aunt, and was planning to give her cousin medicine, this matter can’t be forgotten!

"Yes, I bought an electric boyfriend, so I will give Wang Erniu's mother-in-law a birthday first! Damn, dare to cheat on my cousin, I will kill your mother-in-law! Next time!" Long Gen went out cursing, and went out. In front of him, the beautiful waiter smiled coquettishly and blinked at Longgen.

  Long Gen was not too polite, he reached out his hand to pinch his buttocks, and murmured: "It's a bit small, and the **** is also loose. There must be a lot of people who pass you by."

   She blushed, and the waiter ran away without a trace.

   "Hehe" smiled, and Long Gen went out.

   Now there is no shortage of snacks in the big stick, it’s not like every woman has a day. It has to be tasteful and challenging!

  Just had lunch, the weather is very hot, his scalp is numb from the sun, Long Gen is not afraid, the village is used to the sun, so he went into a small alley with a half bottle of mineral water. On a sign about one meter long, it says "adult products", and a big-breasted woman is drawn in the background, grabbing her **** coquettishly, licking her red lips, with an indescribable feeling of arrogance.

   "Damn, it looks like it's not visible to anyone. It's so remote." Muttering, Long Gen lifted his foot and buried it.

The facade is not big, only about ten square meters in size. The shelves are full of covers. Long Gen knows them. They are the kind used by Mo Yan. They are used to put on big sticks. Small boxes of things, "powerful Viagra", "becoming thicker and bigger overnight", etc., are amazing!

   "Damn, did you become big overnight? Are you so amazing? Isn't the whole world a big dick?" He muttered to himself and looked around, but he didn't see the boss.

  "Dong dong dong" knocked on the counter, Long Gen howled twice, "Hey, is there anyone? Is the boss there? Are you still selling it? If not, I'll take it and leave..."

   "Boom, boom, is the boss there?"

   After a while of urging, I wanted to turn around and leave, but when the door curtain was raised, someone came again.

   "Hey, this woman looks good!" Long Gen, who was waiting impatiently, couldn't help but his eyes lit up when he saw the person coming.

  Heh, I thought it was only men who opened this kind of store, so why are women so embarrassed? But I didn't expect it to be a woman, but this woman looks quite juicy, like Mo Yan, with **** and pretty buttocks, and a layer of flour on her face, she is very defeated.

Stepping on the high-heeled sandals, the legs look more slender, the skirt is very short, the thighs are white and round, and I can't help but want to look at the scenery inside; the low-cut hollow knit sweater has a faint whiteness, and a huge melon squeezes out a line Trembling ravines, shawls and curly hair hanging on the shoulders, an indescribable smell.

   "What's your name? Are you going to let people take a lunch break at noon?" The beautiful boss was obviously not very happy, she yawned, and the two peaks on her chest trembled.

   "Hehe, I'm going to buy something." Long Gen smiled sarcastically, "Well, do you have an electric boyfriend? For women, give me two!"

   "Electric boyfriend?"

Hearing this, the beautiful boss immediately looked at Long Gen. She was dressed in coarse linen and had a burly figure, but she looked stupid. He was a poor boy who came out of a ravine. He used electric boyfriends at a young age, and he was afraid That thing is a soft product again!

   "Wait, I'll get it for you." Contempt is contempt, but business still has to be done. The beauty boss squatted with her **** twisted, walked to the side of the devil, squatted down, oh, red underwear!

   "Here, this is the electric boyfriend, sixty for one, one hundred and two for two. Give me the money." The boss stretched out his hand to Longgen. His little white hand was chubby, similar to Tian Cuifen. Even more delicate!

  Long Gen frowned, a little unhappy.

  It’s true that the young master disturbed your sleep, but it’s not like asking for money like this, right? I haven't checked the goods yet!

   "Take it, one hundred and two! But, how does this work, tell me about it." Holding the electric boyfriend and looking at it for a long time, he didn't see any tricks.

  The appearance is similar to the one in MP4, but it doesn’t explain how to use it.

"Bump! Here, I'll tell you." The boss was a little impatient, grabbed the electric boyfriend, installed the battery, turned the switch, and immediately there was a "woo woo woo" sound, and he could feel it when he held it in his hand. Crispy.

   "Oh, that's it." Long Gen touched his head and suddenly realized, "But, this one is electric, so where should I put it?"

   "Put it under your mother-in-law's crotch! Do you understand? Dude!" The boss was really impatient this time.

   Can't use it? I don't know how to use my old lady, and I can't strip you naked. Let's demonstrate on the spot. It's endless!

   "Damn, it's another softie! You can't even use an electric boyfriend, you bumpkin!" The beautiful boss entered the back room cursing, twisting her round buttocks.

  Ci Ao, Sao Hoof is quite exciting! You actually said that I am a softie? His grandma's, the uncle can bear it, but the aunt can't bear it! There is a super big stick stuck in the crotch, how can the mother-in-law look down on her?

   "Hey, who do you think is a soft product? Come out!" Long Gen was also impatient, and knocked on the counter with a "thump, thud, thump". Thinking about it, even if you take off your pants, you have to prove that this is a golden cudgel, not a soft product!

   "Dong dong dong, you come out to me, and make it clear, who is the soft goods? Come out! Boom dong dong..."

   "Hey, are you still going to finish? I've given you the stuff, take it and get out! Dude, my mother said you're a softie, what's the matter, what's the matter?" The beautiful wife is not covered either.

  Put both arms and waists up, and straighten the breasts, quite a shrew!

"If she's not a softie, why are you buying an electric boyfriend? If you don't have the skills, keep a low profile. If you can't get hard, just keep your voice behind your back. Don't be so **** embarrassing! I'm ashamed of you Woolen cloth!"

   "Get out, get out! Don't disturb my mother's nap, I'm so annoying!" The boss pushed Long Gen, wishing he could slap them both.

  What's wrong with this man, he's just poor, he's just a country bumpkin, your **** crotch can't be hardened, why do you have the nerve to yell around? Why, it's an honor to buy an electric girlfriend!

   Thinking about it in Longgen, what happened to buying an electric boyfriend? Why are you embarrassed, why are you embarrassing? What logic, buying an electric boyfriend must be soft goods?

   "Ci'ao, then your Grandpa Long will let you see if your Grandpa Long is a softie! Damn it!" Long Gen was also anxious.

   With a "chuck", he pulled off his trousers.

  Suddenly, a **** stick bounced back and bounced on the bare belly, with a "pop"!

"what!."

  The beauty boss was startled, gasped, covered her mouth and backed away, until she reached the wall.

   Then, what is that thing? What a big stick, black as a boa constrictor, standing in the dark weeds. Hold your head high, mighty and magnificent!

   It looks like a general is simplifying his army!

   "How, how is it possible? Why is it so, so big? No, it's impossible!" The beautiful boss gradually came to his senses, and now he saw clearly that it was a man's thing.

"You, you, you have such a big guy, why do you still want to buy an electric boyfriend? Are you, your mother-in-law still not satisfied?" .

   This thing is scary! Not to mention using it, I’ve never seen it before, but I haven’t seen a love action movie in bed, even the nigger’s is not so thick!

   "You, what medicine did you take?" A flash of light flashed in his mind, and the boss asked.

   "You've just taken medicine, your whole family has taken medicine. Huh!" Long Gen rolled his eyes angrily, pulled up his pants and was about to go out.

   After verifying his integrity and proving his greatness, he has the intention to go. Later, I have to go to Wang Erniu's shop to step on it, and when I see the right time, Huang Juan will be spotted in one fell swoop!

   "Ah? Don't go, don't go, big brother, wait, wait!" Seeing that Long Gen was about to leave, the beautiful boss suddenly came to his senses, and took three steps in parallel to grab Long Gen.

   "What are you doing, are you endless? Didn't I give you money? You're still hooked up now, why is it endless? Eldest sister, don't you just do business like this?"

  Long Gen turned around and returned the words just now to the boss, feeling better just now. His grandma's, the dog's eyes look down on people, now you know that Grandpa Long is a real big stick! snort!

   "Brother, I, I was wrong, I was impatient for a while, don't take it to heart, that, come in and have a seat?" The boss is obviously not a good person. Seeing that look in his eyes, he glanced into his crotch intentionally or unintentionally, a blush appeared on his face!

  Long Gen couldn't help shaking his head slightly, and cursed secretly: "Another slut! Hey!"

   "What's the matter, tell me, I'm still on my way." Long Gen waved his hand, squinted at the neckline, and squeezed out the tender white on the lower half of his slender neck.

   "Grunt!"

  The beautiful boss swallowed her saliva, staring at her crotch with a substantive hot light from her eyes, as if she wished she could swallow it in one gulp.

   "Well, big brother, let's 'deep' understand it?"