Country Weapon

Yuan Hong is not an unrestrained woman, but she is definitely not coy either. Afterwards, I thought about it, and since I have already violated the precepts, it would be good to just give it up and develop a long-term friendship. Who asked the **** man in the family to run long distances all day long, and he didn't earn even two bucks? I don't know if there are any wild women out there.

 As of now, let’s live like this. Good things don’t go to waste, that kind of comfort is what a woman dreams of, the boundless sense of satisfaction, the beauty in the clouds, which is better than money, diamond rings and flowers!

The mother-in-law who has been eating meat is very enlightened. No one came here all morning. Long Gen was the only one who came to practice driving. He ran around casually in the playground, but she was very busy and happy.

 In my heart, I regard Long Gen as my own man, and he is very considerate. They buy cigarettes and give water. Act like you are an apprentice!

“It’s not difficult to drive. All you have to do is hit the accelerator and put it into gear.” Long Gen held the steering wheel and drove as if he was a Ferrari, hitting the accelerator as hard as he could!

 As soon as he heard the sound of the engine and looked at the engine speed, Yuan Hong suddenly had black lines on his head!

"You little bastard, do you have any common sense? The engine has already revved over 6,000 times, and you are in first gear. Press the accelerator to the bottom, and you don't have to pay for the gas? Are you trying to burn out my engine? Quick, put it in gear. , press the clutch, engage second gear, push third gear, yes, that's it..." Yuan Hong was so anxious that she wanted to curse her mother.

 With this method, I don’t know how many engines will be burned out throughout the year. How can a **** still have the nerve to brag?

"Hey, hey, hey, you drive slowly, drive slowly, turn and turn, Ci'ao, why don't you be so careful? One car can cost two lives..." Yuan Hong was startled. , almost hitting the wall. When I touched my forehead, it was covered in sweat.

Long Gen didn’t take it seriously. He held the steering wheel and slowly slowed down, turned around and asked:

“Why can’t the engine’s tachometer be used in first gear at 6,000 rpm?” Long Gen was somewhat aware and didn’t feel ashamed to ask.

Hearing this, Yuan Hong said seriously: "This is like an adult and a child catching a cold. The adult takes two pills, while the child only takes half a pill. If you take too much, your brain will be burned out. Do you understand?"

 “Oh, so that’s it!”

 Suddenly enlightened and nodded, Long Gen drew inferences from one example to another.

"Look, is that what it means? For example, for example, my crotch is too thick and too big. I can only **** mature women with big holes, but not my little sister. If I **** my little sister, my lower body will be wet." You can’t stand it anymore, you’re going to be red, swollen, and bleeding?”

 “Ah! Pervert!”

Yuan Hong blushed, spat lightly, and glared at the little **** angrily. What a stupid metaphor the **** made, these three sentences are inseparable from the kang, and they are always going to be there. It was nothing at first, but it sounded awkward, like visiting a brothel. It was full of **** and gangster men.

 “Hahaha” Long Gen smiled, started the car again, prepared to take a few laps, and then go to eat.

After eating earlier, I will be happy to accompany the beauty coach to find a place, and I have to go back to the village for two laps. I should go back yesterday. I was delayed. God knows how **** and thirsty my cousin will be when we go back. There are also a group of sao women, all of whom are very sao. If they really want to go together, I feel a little scared.

Therefore, we must eat more rice at noon, including some beef and pork whip, stew it in a full pot and eat it. Unfortunately, there is no one selling tortoise in the city, so there is no need to eat beef, chicken and bastard. .

“Grandpa, the grandson called again,”

“Grandpa, the grandson called again...”

At this moment, the phone rang quickly. Long Gen parked the car and took out the phone. Hey, whoever you want will come faster than Cao Cao.

"Hey, cousin, what's going on? I was thinking of you just now. Hey, don't worry. I'll wash it in the evening and I'll be back soon..." Yuan Hongchu stood beside her, Long Gen Don't care either.

The relationship with the cousin is more porcelain, and after countless times, I still do n’t say it, it ’s a relative. This relationship is layer upon layer, and it’s closer than a biological father!

"No, no, no, cousin, don't be impatient. Tell me slowly what happened..." Long Gen's expression suddenly changed. His cousin on the other end of the phone seemed to have been greatly wronged. , almost cried.

 Long Gen suddenly panicked. His cousin was his heartthrob. Although they couldn't get married, there was no problem in getting her into the harem as a concubine.

"What? Chen Tianming is back? Chen Ergou also wants to fight against you? Lying in the tortoise pond and drinking medicine to commit suicide?" Long Gen's brows twisted into a ball, and his playful smile finally turned gloomy.

Raising a **** is his plan to make a fortune, and it is the first step in the plan. However, the old Chen family insists on doing the right thing with him, so... you can't blame Grandpa Long for being cruel!

"Cousin, don't worry. Let's put aside the matter of digging the pond for now. You can have a good rest at home in the afternoon and take a bath or something. I will definitely be back today!" After comforting Shen Lijuan, Long Gen died. Telephone.

 Thief's eyes suddenly gained a sinister look, and suddenly, he smiled strangely.

“Hmph, you are still young when it comes to fighting Grandpa Long!” After muttering to himself, Long Gen suddenly smiled, with a dangerous arc at the corner of his mouth, extremely gloomy!

Yuan Hong sat nearby and took a clear look, and couldn't help but shudder.

I have known this little **** for less than four hours, and the little **** didn’t even know my name, so he gave me up. Not to mention any in-depth understanding. The only "deep" step is to insert the long and thick human whip into his body, and then spit a few mouthfuls of saliva.

 Other than that, nothing else!

"You, what's wrong with you? Why do you look so ugly? Are you in trouble? Do you need help?" Although she didn't understand anything, Yuan Hong asked involuntarily.

Long Gen shook his head slightly and said calmly: "It's nothing, it's a trivial matter."

"I'm afraid I won't be able to practice driving today. Well, if you have time, send me to the police station. I have something to do and I'll go back to the countryside to deal with it. I'll come back tomorrow."

"Well, okay, I'll take you there." Yuan Hong didn't hesitate, changed positions, stepped on the accelerator, and quickly moved into gear. The car followed the wind and shot out. In a few blinks, she arrived at the police station. door.

 Waving his hand, Long Gen went in.

The police station is very busy today, with not many cases, but the matter yesterday was big enough, and Fang Zheng took it very seriously. Everyone in the station worked overtime to ensure that the matter was investigated and cleared in the shortest possible time, and the information was sorted and submitted to the police. reward!

Even Director Fang Zheng, who has always been lazy and fond of eating, drinking and gambling, is lying on his desk, concentrating on sorting out information. These gadgets are important or not. To put it bluntly, they are just hooligans among government officials! But as long as you make less fuss and make the details more detailed yourself, it will be much easier to climb up.

 At least, there is a chance, right?

"Hey, Director Fang, I'm busy." Long Gen didn't bother to knock on the door and barged in carelessly.

 “What a bad day...” Fang Zheng didn’t say the last word, and he immediately became behaved again.

“Oh, it turns out to be brother Long Gen. Oh, why are you willing to come and sit here with me? I hope you will come.” Fang Zheng was a tactful person and pulled Long Gen to sit down. "Xiao Wang, hurry up and pour the tea!"

 Long Gen waved his hands calmly, but felt a little impatient. If the people of the Old Chen family want to directly cause trouble for me, they have no worries at all. How can the pig brains in the house of the Old Chen family fight with me?

　　It’s just that, no matter how capable your cousin is, she is still a mother-in-law! People from the old Chen family are hanging around, so it’s best not to cause any trouble.

"If you don't like tea, there's no need. Director Fang, if you don't mind, I'll call you Brother Fang. Director Fang is not the Duo Sheng." As soon as he opened his mouth, Long Gen approached him first. Let's tie up Fatty Fang first, then the next thing will be easier to handle.

“Ahem, um, I’m here today to help Mayor He convey some spirit.” He cleared his throat deliberately and straightened his body a little.

Hearing this, Fang Zheng quickly raised his head, straightened his chest and tightened his abdomen, as if he were solemn when meeting a national leader!

"That Township Chief He said that she received a report that in Shanghe Village, Liuhe Township, someone was obstructing the villagers' plans to make a fortune and preventing the construction of the Bastard Reservoir. Director Fang, are you free? Chief He asked you to do this by name. As for the matter, I also said that she feels very relieved when you do things!" Unknowingly, another unwarranted high hat was placed on Fang Zheng.

This is how you have to deal with people in the officialdom. Give them a little hope anytime and anywhere, just like a carrot in front of a donkey. You can see it but you can't eat it. After working hard for a long time, I got nothing...

"Who is this Chen Tianming? Are you so bold?" Fang Zheng slapped his thigh, his face filled with indignation. Although his face was sullen and his brows were furrowed, you could still see a hint of ecstasy in his eyes.

"There is no background. It's just that the leg is broken and the son's **** is gone. The father and son have nothing. They probably plan to break the pot and save some money to prepare new year's goods." Long Genhu gave an excuse. .

But Fang Zheng listened attentively, "Huh! Ugly people often do mischief! What have they done? It's not over yet, they are shameless! It's so outrageous!"

"Brother Long Gen, let's go, let's set off now. I want to take a closer look. This Chen Tianming has grown a few heads and is dying. I jumped for him!" In front of friends, bragging is naturally unreasonable. , save your face first before talking.

 Long Gen smiled, isn’t the effect coming?

With nothing to do, I fanned the wind twice, and the fan was as excited as if I was about to fight against Japan. With a wave of my hand, all the people in the office were taken away, wearing round hats, and set off.

"Hahaha, Chen Tianming, Chen Tianming, what are you going to fight with me for? Why do you fight with me? Can you fight Grandpa Long? Huh, if you break two legs, you still haven't done your duty, then I will break your legs, old Chen Every male in the family has a third leg! His breasts..."