Country Weapon

"Cousin, it's nothing, don't worry. If we really can't dig, why don't we just dig? Let's just wait for the letter from above. Isn't it just a matter of hundreds of thousands of dollars?" At this time, Long Gen was surprised. Not afraid anymore.

 After careful consideration, a large number of bones appeared, and now another person died. Whether it's a mass grave or an emperor's tomb, once things get serious, the treasures inside have nothing to do with you, and the higher ups should take it seriously.

However, this land is my own now. Whether it is requisitioned or misappropriated by the higher-ups, you have to give me some compensation, right? At least give a good citizen award, the entire bonus of 100,000 and 200,000 will be enough! Calculate, I won’t lose at all.

"You little bastard, can you not be worried? Someone is dead!" Shen Lijuan cursed in a low voice. She was so anxious. The little **** seemed to have nothing to do. He spent so much money and now he still lost money. , the superiors investigated, and I will be held responsible if I can’t escape!

Shen Lijuan is timid by nature. Country people are short-sighted and naturally fearful of trouble. Dead people are even more of a big deal!

Shanghe Village was experiencing troubled times. The old secretary Chen Tianming was deposed. Wei Wenwu was the official boss for a day, but he hanged himself on the third day. Now another person died! Can you not worry?

"Hey, just die. A dead person is afraid of a ball? What if you chop it up, boil it and eat it?" Long Gen looked disapproving.

If there really is a ghost, what will the staff of the funeral home and crematorium do? Not burning incense and worshiping Buddha every day? I remember when we were fighting against little Japan, there were corpses everywhere, rivers of blood, and bones everywhere. Didn’t you come here too?

The world is like this. Don’t think you are great. There are many people in the world. One more person is not more, and one less person is not less. For example, Wei Wenwu was very respectable when he was alive. The village chief and party secretary were two points shorter when everyone saw him. He said hello with a shy face, but now he is dead.

Only the three -pointer was left for yourself, and the wild dogs were peeing on the grave head. My mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were all having sex, and no ghosts appeared to eat the dragon roots.

 So, when people are alive, they should live relaxedly, be happy when they should be, and don't make it difficult for yourself. Maybe if he dies one day, he will die. He will be dragged out and buried, a banquet will be served, and that will be it.

"Okay, okay, I won't **** you. I'm talking about one thing after another. What should I do if the superiors want to investigate my responsibility?" Shen Lijuan rolled her eyes, thinking about her feet, and walked forward with her buttocks swaying. With. Long Genpidianpidian followed, looking at the round buttocks, wishing he could take out a big stick and press it to the ground to have a good fight.

What can we do about such a big thing? As long as the sky doesn't fall, people will still be stabbed!

 “Ah, it’s the San Chou village chief, and the village chief is dead!”

 “What? Li Sanchou is dead?”

"There is another person, there is another person inside, drag him out and have a look..."

"What? Three Chou?" Li Sanshui heard this and ran away to take a look.

The crowd suddenly became confused and screamed. How did the village chief die? No one could tell clearly, but ghosts and gods had the upper hand.

“In my opinion, Li Sanchou must have done something immoral and provoked the ghosts and gods here, so he was stripped off and tortured to death!”

“Yes, yes, yes, I saw Li Sanchou touching her sister-in-law last time.”

 “Huh? That’s really **** good!”

“Everyone, look, look, another one is lifted out, my God, his legs are broken, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, it’s scary...”

“It’s still bleeding, tsk tsk, I don’t know who it is, it’s such a miserable death.”

　　　…….”

Shen Lijuan was also startled. She saw two **** men lying on the ground from a distance. The ones with missing arms and legs looked like they were chopping pig's trotters, which made her feel sick to her stomach.

“Have your identities been confirmed?” Shen Lijuan walked up and said coldly. Long Gen followed behind, took out his phone, and urged Fang Zheng again.

Since the person is dead, let’s go to the police station to investigate, so as not to cause trouble to my cousin. After a while, it is estimated that the archaeological experts will arrive soon.

“Cousin, please stand behind and stop looking.” Seeing that Shen Lijuan was feeling uncomfortable, Long Gen pulled Shen Lijuan over and came closer to take a look.

As expected, it was Li Sanchou, with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, eyes widened, a look of unwillingness on his face, and his mouth wide open. He didn’t know what he saw. His spine was crushed. How could he survive?

 I wiped the face of another person, and it turned out to be Niu Dawei Wen! His expression was similar to that of Li Sanchou, as if he had encountered a ghost. He only had half of his head, and all his brains were leaking out, and he looked as white as tofu.

 “Ah! Wow!”

Long Gen looked back and squatted on the ground timidly and vomited. It was so miserable, my brains were smashed out!

"Hoes?" He glanced sideways, and threw two hoes on the ground. A large piece collapsed, and several stone slabs were shattered, opening up a small dark hole. It was not clear what was inside.

 Long Gen suddenly laughed, these two **** deserved it! If you are seeking death, can you blame God? If you don't have any skills, why should you imitate others' tomb robbing?

 In ancient times, most tomb robbers were capable people. He knew Feng Shui, had some geology, and was familiar with history. He was a serious cultural person who looked at Feng Shui and explored the road with a shovel in Luoyang. Based on historical inferences, he might have been to such and such a cemetery. Then he started to fire off cannons and dig. Robbery, step by step.

Two illiterate people must have been digging on the ground. After digging for a long time, they saw something interesting inside. Then they got anxious and got in! There was a "click" sound, and there was nothing left! Life is also involved! You deserve bad luck!

Anyone can afford tomb robbing?

"Come on, everyone, don't move around. Leave the body where it is. People from the police station will arrive soon! The family of the deceased can go home and get some cloth or something to cover the body first! This matter is strange and may be involved in a tomb robbery case. ! This requires legal responsibility!" Long Gen stood up, looked around, and said loudly, a **** spirit rose from the sky, not angry but self-defeating!

 “Tomb robbing?”

 “What is tomb robbing?”

“Idiot, you don’t even know how to rob tombs. You dig up people’s ancestral graves and look for treasures in the graves. You understand this.”

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, there must be something good inside, otherwise Li Sanchou can carry a **** and dig it out himself?" The man who spoke had a glint in his eyes. People will die for money and birds will die for food. Everyone is so poor and crazy. , can you not be tempted when you see Jin Yuanbao?

“Er Maozi, do you think you have such a long life? Li Sanchou and Niu Da are dead. Do you really think that other people’s ancestral graves are so easy to dig? Be careful and you will die as soon as you go back.”

"Go away! I'm just talking, how powerful is it?" Er Maozi's eyes flashed, he was a little scared, and he didn't have the confidence to speak.

Two bloody, freshly baked corpses were placed on the ground. It would be a lie to say that they were not afraid. Countryside people just believe in gods and ghosts and follow others' opinions, which makes people panic. As I talked, I always felt the cool breeze blowing behind my back.

"Ah...San Chou, what are you, why are you so stupid? Why are you digging up someone's ancestral grave when you have nothing to do?" A chubby woman emerged from the crowd, lying on the ground crying for her father and mother, and started howling. .

Isn’t this Li Sanchou’s mother-in-law?

Long Gen shook his head, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and sneered again and again. What can my man do without greeting his family members? After a while, Li Xiaolan also came, crying and crying, tears streaming down her face. My father is a bit uglier, but he is my father after all.

"It's a pity that this girl has only had **** twice." Long Gen shook his head slightly and stared at Li Xiaolan's plump breasts, which were bulging as if they were stuffed with two steamed buns.

I don’t know what’s going on, but I always feel that Li Xiaolan and Xiaofang look like sisters, and their bodies and looks are almost the same. It feels comfortable to touch during the day.

“Stop crying, there is no resurrection after death...” Long Gen squatted down, took Li Xiaolan’s little hand, and rubbed it hard. Tender. As tender as tofu.

Li Xiaolan just noticed Long Gen. She stopped crying immediately, drooped her eyelids, stared at Long Gen's crotch, and swallowed secretly.

I have long heard from people in the village that Long Fool’s illness is almost cured, his brain is functioning well, and he still has connections in the city. The director of the police station is running as fast as he can, which is a shame!

 No wonder the crotch thing works so well, it turns out that’s the case!

Li Xiaolan squeezed her thighs hard and hummed in response, a strange peach blossom color appeared on her face.

 “Sao mother-in-law!” He cursed secretly, and Long Gen pulled Yang Ying aside again. The woman cried even more falsely, her screams were loud, but she didn’t shed any tears.

His.fuck, these women are so heartless! Fortunately, I have a big stick, so I can control it at any time!

“Everyone, please give way, please give way. The deputy mayor is here, come on, give way. The deputy mayor is here to inspect the scene, please step aside!”

At this time, the crowd became commotion again, and they saw two brothers, Chen Tianyun and Chen Tiansong, walking over surrounded by a fat man.

The fat man is tall and thick, with a fleshy face and a big belly like a mother-in-law who has been pregnant for six months. With a cigarette dangling from the corner of his mouth, how does he look like the mayor? He's clearly a gangster! His mouse-sized eyes were spinning around, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Deputy mayor? Chen Ming?" Shen Lijuan muttered and went to greet him.

“Hello, Mayor Chen, welcome to come to Shanghe Village to guide the work...” Shen Lijuan sold well. She is the deputy township chief, so can she be polite?

"snort!"

Chen Ming snorted coldly and said coldly: "You are Shen Lijuan, the village party secretary of Shanghe Village. I heard that your work has been very good these days. People have died one after another, so you have the ability!"

"ah!"

Shen Lijuan's face changed drastically, her pretty face turned pale, and she didn't know how to answer.

"Huh, bitch, aren't you pretty? Why don't you say anything? Just wait, your good days are over, and that little **** is here too!" Chen Tiansong sneered with the corner of his mouth twitching, looking coldly at the body. of dragon root.

It's that **** who made it useless for him to have a penis. Now he has to use his hands to pee. He accidentally peed in his crotch. It's so embarrassing!

“So you’re looking for trouble!” Long Gen narrowed his eyes and looked at the Chen brothers beside Chen Ming, sneering in his heart.

This is extremely obvious. The old Chen family must have moved out of Chen Ming. When this happens, they are looking for trouble and are ready to give my cousin a showdown!

 “Haha, you are still a bit immature when it comes to fighting with Grandpa Long...”