Country Weapon

The huge, shapeless **** pond was filled with white bones. The pond was surrounded by people, all looking at the crotch of the man in the middle of the pond!

What he saw was a lush and dense black forest between his hairy legs. A pitch-black human whip protruded from the forest, hanging down almost to his knees. It hung softly on the crotch like a snake, and swayed twice as the body swayed slightly.

Long Gen looked at Li Sanshui, imagining the torture scenario in his mind. There was a "whoosh" of cold air on my back, and I was extremely nervous. I was afraid that a beautiful girl would appear and dangle in front of my eyes. If the thing in my crotch didn't obey the command and suddenly became erect, it would be troublesome.

 Haven’t you seen the wolf-like eyes of the women around you? I wish I could swallow it in one gulp. I guess many women will want to seduce me next and try to see if this thing can make me hard.

Those men, whether they were old or middle-aged, or young men of seventeen or eighteen years old, all lowered their heads in shame and looked at that thing. It was so big even if it was not hard. When it was hard, it was no smaller than a bullwhip. Compared with the human dragon root, it is really useless and embarrassing!

 It’s true that people are more irritating than others!

"Huh? So long?" Fang Zheng finally noticed something strange about everyone. He lowered his head and looked, oh my god, I was shocked. So, what is that?

A black whip was stuffed in his crotch, swinging back and forth. It was about as thick as a cucumber, and was as soft as noodles and could fall there. People who didn't know it thought it was a snake hanging upside down on a branch with a golden hook.

"Brother Long Gen, what's going on with you? How did you grow so long?" Fang Zheng wanted to ask another question.

Men, it doesn’t matter how handsome you are, what Chow Yun-fat and Zhou Xiaolun can do, if the old woman who climbs on the kang knows that your thing doesn’t work, who will follow you?

In the public men's restroom, there are rows of urinals. Your toilet is too small. Do you have the nerve to take it out?

It is said that when those rich women with idle **** and sore **** choose ducks, their faces are second best. They take off their pants and stand in a row to slowly inspect the goods, choosing all the big ones.

Think about it, it’s a pleasure to spend money on it, isn’t it comfortable? Who buys a toothpick and sticks it in the hole, poking it all night long, but the water can't come out? What's the use of that **** thing?

 And Long Gen will definitely put countless men to shame!

"Asshole, can I put on my pants?" Even though Long Gen was thick-skinned, he couldn't stand it. It was shameless to be stared at like this.

There are treasures at home that need to be hidden and tucked away. This is a good time because everyone in the village will see them. Looking at the old lady, she had a horrified expression on her face, shaking her head with a sad look on her face, as if she was sighing - it would have been better if I had been born twenty or thirty years later, so that I could have a taste of the big stick.

I have been a woman all my life, and I have never seen such a big thing.

 “Hey, I can’t take it.”

 “Oh my God, how long and thick will this thing get when it gets hard?”

“Fortunately, the dragon root thing is not hard. Take a look, how many women’s eyes are red and they want to run up and take a bite.”

  …..

 In the crowd, there was a lot of discussion and pointing. They watched Long Gen lift his crotch, still unfinished. Especially those women, naturally it is difficult for them to say something in broad daylight, for fear that their men will listen to them. But my heart felt uncomfortably tight. Why can't such a long thing be hard?

"Director Fang, let's settle the case and arrest the person. Someone slandered me, but you didn't see it? Why are you standing there?" Long Gen lifted his crotch and yelled angrily at Fang Zheng.

 How else could he be so embarrassed by such a bastard? Her pants were stripped off in front of everyone, just like an animal in a zoo, letting everyone watch.

 It’s okay to just watch around, just look at your face, I look pretty good too. But it just so happens that these **** want to see their big cocks, with envy and jealousy on their faces. Can Long Gen be happy? All the fire was thrown at Chen Tianyun!

How could this **** have done this without just talking nonsense?

“Huh? I...I...I was talking nonsense..."

Chen Tianyun was depressed. He was just talking nonsense. He took off his pants and saw how big the thing was. The friends were all shocked. But he didn't mean to be tough at all, and then he realized that he was going to be unlucky.

"Nonsense?" Fang Zheng came back to his senses and said coldly: "You can eat randomly, but how can you talk nonsense? How can such a slander against others be exposed with just "nonsense"?"

"Xiao Wang, take Chen Tianyun into custody and go back to interrogate him carefully to see if there is anyone behind it. We must find out to the end and restore Comrade Long Gen's innocence!"

 Fang Zheng's words were righteous and impassioned, just like a speaker's. Long Gen nodded slightly and looked at him like a stallion for a long time. How could he not regain some face?

Aren’t you pretty good at blowing? Come on, keep on blowing. Damn it, send the crazy **** in the bureau, and you will be honest in an instant!

“Ahem, Director Fang, I think it’s best to put this matter aside for now? Human lives are at stake here, so it’s important to deal with the murder case first, what do you think?”

 At this point, Chen Ming had to say a few words. If we don’t talk about kinship here, why don’t we still collect people’s money? As the old saying goes, "take people's money to eliminate disasters", but it will not be good if you end up creating a mess. The brothers of the old Chen family thought that long life was not a big deal, but they still wanted to get promoted and make a fortune.

"Mr. Chen is joking, haven't I already arranged for someone to go test and collect evidence and take a confession? Now that someone is breaking the law and infringing on other people's rights, I naturally want to support justice." At the end of his words, Fang Zheng shook his head with a wry smile and lamented: "There's nothing we can do. If the leader doesn't make decisions for the people, why not go home and bake sweet potatoes."

"..." Chen Ming's old face was livid, and his teeth were trembling with hatred.

It's so abominable to be a bitch, and he scolded himself implicitly. He had to confront himself, and he tried his best to argue.

 “Damn it, Fang Zheng, you bastard!” Cursing in his heart, Chen Ming threw down his sleeves and left angrily. An old face turned the color of pig liver due to suffocation.

It’s so irritating. Why are you carrying it like this today? The dignified deputy head of Liuhe Township was made as disgraced and ashamed as a grandson by someone's words. He was completely humiliated, but he was still unreasonable. Useless!

"Hey, Chief Chen, Chief Chen, Uncle Chen, you, don't go, you, Hey, Chief Chen, please save me, you..." As soon as Chen Ming left, Chen Tianyun Anxious.

Although he is used to being arrogant and domineering in the village on weekdays, when he goes out, he behaves like a turtle. He lives with his tail between his legs and dares not to show his anger, let alone get into trouble. It has been shown in the movies, and he is always thuggish. There were many, ranging from an old punch to losing one's life.

 I just want to vent my anger, why am I still locked up? What's the difference between spending all your money and ending up like this, and shooting yourself in the foot?

“That’s pretty much it.” Long Gen breathed out lightly and rolled his eyes at Fang Zheng. Just now I was thinking that if Fang Zheng couldn't handle this matter today, he would deal with him immediately tomorrow, as if dealing with his grandson.

 This is called "adding tofu with brine, and one thing will be reduced!"

 Shen Lijuan, Liu Yuxin and others on the side finally breathed a sigh of relief, looked at each other and nodded secretly.

The women were very clear-minded. The thing in Long Gen's crotch was so tight that he never lowered his head. When he was a little soft, he was really afraid that his pants would be taken off. The thing was like a rooster crowing. He held his head high. So I really don’t understand this matter today. At least, Chen Tianyun will not let go so easily!

 And Shen Lijuan understood better that there were only a few beautiful wives in Shanghe Village who had not been patronized by big sticks, and it was true without evidence. Wu Guihua was indeed raped by Xiao Long, but she did so willingly.

"Okay, okay, everyone, stop looking and go home and cook. I will seal off the site immediately and wait for the archaeological experts to arrive. I will give everyone an explanation as soon as possible! Go back, go back." Fang Zheng waved to everyone, Signaling everyone to disperse. On the one hand, it is difficult to get things done when there are many people. The key is that some things cannot be said.

Fang Zheng is not a fool. He knows who he has offended today, so he took the risk to offend that **** Chen Ming. How can he feel at ease without being able to hug him in the future?

 He Jingwen is the best choice!

“Brother Long Gen, come and have a cigarette.” Fang Zheng took out a cigarette and handed it to Long Gen, lighting it diligently. Standing aside with a smile, he looked like a grandson.

 “Hoo!”

 Long Gen took a deep sip and shook out the ashes. Pretending to be an uncle.

“Brother Long Gen, how are you doing today? Are you satisfied?” Long Gen remained silent for a long time, and Fang Zheng could only take the initiative to talk.

 “Cough cough cough!”

Hearing this, Long Gen coughed violently, and his face and neck became swollen and red. Cursed:

"I'm so satisfied! What do you think you're doing? Just handle the case. Why are you taking off my pants? Don't you think it's embarrassing?"

 I really don’t feel embarrassed, I don’t take off my pants anyway.

Muttered something in his heart, Fang Zheng smiled sheepishly, a little embarrassed.

"Brother Long Gen, don't, don't be angry. What's the point? Think about it, if you don't take off your pants, will you make those men jealous to death? You didn't see that look in your eyes. I wish I could cut you off with a knife." I'm so envious of myself." Fang Zheng said the only honest thing.

 “I envy your uncle! You’re such a bitch!”

 Long Gen was furious, it was just a show, so of course he had to do enough! The one who jumped on his feet cursed:

“Anyway, you’re a bitch, you’re a shabby guy, aren’t you? You know that my thing can’t be used, but you still say that? Do you believe that I’m jealous of you?”

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I was wrong, I was wrong." Fang Zheng was startled, and then he came back to his senses.

That’s right, no matter how long or thick that thing is, what will happen? Isn’t it a silver gun with a wax gun head? It can’t even be inserted into the plug. It’s a useless thing. What’s there to envy? However, Fang Zheng did not dare to say these words.

"Brother Long Gen, let's not talk about this, let's not talk about this. Let's talk about the case first. According to your opinion, these two people were tomb robbers or had other causes of death. The appearance of death is so ugly, what do you think? "Fang Zheng quickly changed the topic.

 “What a bullshit! I’m not Yuan Fang! You can figure it out yourself!” Long Gen left with his hands behind his back angrily. But my heart was filled with joy.

 The trouble is finally solved. As long as He Jingwen puts some more pressure, everything will be easy to handle!