Country Weapon

"What's the matter? Do you want me to wait for him?" Fang Xiaoying became anxious after hearing this, and pulled the dragon root and shook it violently.

At this point, Long Gen has concluded that there must be something wrong with these cousins!

 “Well, you Fang Zheng, hehe, I have a handle on your girl again!” I was secretly happy, Fang Zheng was not allowed to be led by me, he had to do whatever I asked him to do!

Pushing Fang Xiaoying's slender hand away decisively, Long Gen looked upright and said, "Miss Xiaoying, there are differences between men and women, don't touch me."

"I touched...ah..." Fang Xiaoying didn't react in time, her little face was as red as a ripe big apple, and her pink and pretty face was very pretty.

"Comrade policeman, I... I don't have it. Please tell me quickly, what did my cousin ask you to bring me?" Fang Xiaoying couldn't care less about being shy at the moment and kept asking.

Long Gen said: "Director Fang asked me to tell you that in fact, he has always wanted to see you, but..."

At this point, Long Gen paused, raised his eyelids, and paid attention to Fang Xiaoying's face and expression. In fact, this sentence is a pathfinder.

It's an innocuous thing. It's normal for a cousin to miss his cousin. But as for what kind of missing he is, it all comes down to the word "just". Next, just look at Fang Xiaoying's tone and demeanor, and you can basically tell. The relationship between the two is over!

"Really? Has he been thinking about me?" Fang Xiaoying's expression changed, and a hint of ecstasy appeared on her originally resentful face, and she didn't care at all about the "just" that followed.

This has confirmed the relationship between the two people. It seems that these two people are not good birds. Fang Xiaoying looks as pure as water and has a sweet smile. How could she know that she is so wanton in her bones? That's fine, let's just find a shooting partner for Da Bangzi. After a lot of mixing, he should be able to take out a gun and shoot someone!

"Pa", Long Gen lit a cigarette, took a deep sip, and frowned slightly, with a looming sadness in his balls. After a puff of green smoke, he said quietly:

"Of course Director Fang misses you. He would often be alone in a daze, muttering 'Xiaoying', sometimes confused and sometimes fascinated. Once Director Fang got drunk and all he remembered was your name. I screamed so hard that my heart was broken and my face was filled with tears. My brothers couldn't help but tried to persuade them. Later they said it was impossible. Oh... this time."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.. Cousin, wuwu wu..." Long Gen was still trying to think of a few words, but when he turned his head and took a look, this girl actually started crying, with big eyes. Her eyes were watery, tears were rolling down her face, her little nose was pinched together, and she kept choking, which made Long Gen feel a little distressed.

Fang Zheng, that **** calf, is as fat as an old sow. His cheeks tremble when he talks or drinks water. The corridor in the office feels like there is a big earthquake. Such an ugly man is actually protected by such a persistent girl. He spends every day Everyone at home is looking forward to it. Where does Fatty Fang’s charm come from?

“As expected, the cabbage was taken over by the pig. It’s not a big deal, but I’m still addicted!” Cursing secretly, Long Gen patted Fang Xiaoying on the shoulder.

"Sister Xiaoying, don't cry. Why are you sad? There is a saying that 'There is no grass anywhere in the world.' Why would you hang yourself on a tree with a crooked neck? People, be open-minded and look far ahead. Click, and you will slowly discover that this world is actually very wonderful!”

While they were comforting, they wanted to see something from the collar with their sneaky eyes, but Xiaofang's clothes were too thick. Not only could they not see half of the tender flesh, but they couldn't even see the outline clearly. They couldn't help but feel a little anxious. .

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Fang Xiaoying wiped her tears and sobbed speechlessly. She turned into tears in a blink of an eye, with endless despair on her face.

“Sister, don’t cry, come on, don’t cry, be a good boy...” Long Gen said simply, you can cry if you want, just come and cry in Grandpa Long’s arms.

He grabbed Fang Xiaoying, pushed her into her arms, and patted her back gently. Her buttocks made her cotton pants bulge. Long Gen had already seen the two halves of her buttocks. They were straight and round. It's like two pieces of white flour buns. The thighs of both legs were pressed against the edge of the bed, the seams of the thighs were touching, and the cotton pants were tight, making people eager to see the scenery inside.

“Tsk, tsk, tsk, no wonder I can enter the Dharma Eye of Fangzheng. This body is not much different, it’s better than Qin Hong’s body! Go ahead, I must kill this bitch!”

　　Secretly made up his mind, his mind was spinning rapidly, arranging the next plot.

It is said that a woman is most vulnerable when she is sad, so how should I comfort myself? If it's so sour, Long Gen really doesn't want to say it, and has no creativity; secondly, beating around the bush is really not his characteristic. Young people pay attention to being straightforward and straightforward.

“Woo, woo, woo, cousin, cousin doesn’t want me anymore, doesn’t want me anymore, ah...” Fang Xiaoying burst into tears and lay in Long Gen’s arms, her shoulders shaking.

Caressing his back, Long Gen quickly followed, "What's the point? Why don't you want him anymore? Sister, don't cry, don't cry. Fangzheng doesn't want you anymore, I want you, okay, good boy, don't cry, Stop crying."

As he spoke, Long Gen opened his down jacket and put his little head against his chest. The down jacket covered everything, and Xiao Nizi's voice suddenly became much quieter.

"Woo, you're bad, you're good. I want a cousin, woo woo..." Fang Xiaoying refused to give in, crying until she died.

 Long Gen couldn't help but feel depressed. Wasn't Mrs. Sao's words too shocking?

Leaving aside the magic weapons and big sticks, with my appearance and body, how can I not be better than Fang Zheng? This girl is still crying and shouting that she wants to be Founder, what’s the look in her eyes?

　　"Cry, cry, cry! Why are you crying?" Long Gen was also angry and shouted at the top of his lungs, "No one wants you anymore, so why are you crying? Is it interesting?"

"Besides, that **** calf from Fang Zheng doesn't look like a loofah, is as short as a winter melon, and is as fat as two hundred and fifty. What's there to think about? That little chicken in the crotch looks like stunted growth. What's wrong? Damn it, I can't serve you, why are you crying?"

Fang Xiaoying actually became quiet after a lot of cursing. Her watery eyes stared at Long Gen with a complicated expression. I guess I still haven’t figured out why Hao Duanduan scolded me. He even scolded the director’s cousin!

Seeing that it worked, Long Gen continued to scold: "Silly girl, you are crying like a cat. How can anyone know that and feel sorry for you? Listen to me, that little chicken, that little white-faced big fat pig is not worthy of you. Nostalgic."

“Bah! That thing in your crotch seems to be very big!” Xiaoying understood. This little policeman looked young. At first glance, he looked dignified and spoke politely.

At this moment, I realized that the little policeman was very venomous. He said that his cousin was even worse than an earthworm. My cousin is not very good-looking, but he is very capable. He is the director of the rural police station, and he is very skilled. Often, before he even starts, his bones will become soft when he picks them with his hands.

Long Gen was overjoyed and winked at Fang Xiaoying, "You can touch it and see if it's big or not."

"Who wants to touch you? Humph!" Fang Xiaoying blushed and rubbed her little hands without daring to touch her.

Even though she and her cousin didn’t know each other well and had been secretly working together for several years, Fang Xiaoying was not that kind of slutty woman. Otherwise, when the man was away and the cousin didn’t come, would she have to obey her husband? Besides, there are also several young and handsome young men in the village, who look no worse than little policemen.

"Why don't you dare to touch it?" Long Gen looked at it and was a little disappointed. But he didn't give up, and said calmly: "I know you don't dare to touch it! Let me tell you, Director Fang is too embarrassed to go to the toilet with me. As soon as I take off my pants, ten Nine men have to feel inferior, and the only one left is me!"

As he spoke, Long Gen straightened his chest and deliberately pushed out his crotch. He used a big stick to hold up a small tent. He wore a lot of clothes in winter, so he couldn't tell much at the moment.

"Ah, bragging, how big can it be? Can it be bigger than a rolling pin or a banana or a cucumber?" Fang Xiaoying rolled her eyes, a little disbelieving.

 Long Gen smiled and said nothing.

This expression fell into Fang Xiaoying's eyes, and she couldn't help but feel suspicious. When she lowered her head and looked down, she saw that her crotch was indeed bulging. Looking at this smile again, she was so sure that she felt like she was eating herself to death! "Is there really a good guy in your crotch?"

"You... take off your pants, let me take a look." Fang Xiaoying didn't understand where she got the courage, and said to Long Gen with a red face.

Long Gen shook his head and smiled, "No, you have to take it off yourself. I don't want you to say that I'm being a hooligan and molesting you! But let's make it happen. It's just a look. You can't use it indiscriminately. This big stick of mine is valuable, no." Mother Ri..." At the end of the day, Long Gen made a desperate move.

“Ah, I, I haven’t read it yet? Huh, what’s the big deal!” Fang Xiaoying’s tear-stained face suddenly turned red.

I cursed secretly in my heart: "You arrogant bastard! What can you do? I'm just happy to go home and let the cucumbers kill me!"

"Hahaha, don't be angry. Big sister, I'm just kidding you to make you happy." Long Gen burst out laughing when he saw this, "Look, are you not sad now? It's okay, just a joke. Just kidding..."

Fang Xiaoying was stunned and looked at Long Gen stupidly. Thinking about it, it was really true. I'm not sad anymore, my tears have almost dried up.

"I......"

"No need to say thank you, it's too intrusive." Interrupting Fang Xiaoying, Long Gen said sternly: "Sister, let's tell the truth, that square crotch thing is really shameful, it's too small, why don't you touch my crotch thing ?The size package will satisfy you."

Fang Xiaoying glared and said angrily: "You! Why are you like this? It's disgusting..."

"Come here, touch it, you won't suffer any loss. Even Director Fang said, I can make you sexually happy..." Long Gen blinked and sold Fang Zheng.

 Speaking, he took his weak, boneless hands and stuffed them into his crotch. The fluffy grass was extremely warm...

Fang Xiaoying closed her eyes tightly and buried her head deeply, feeling a little embarrassed. She touched someone's crotch when they just met her. No, that's not good. However, the little police officer’s hair is so much and long that his entire crotch is soft...

“Hey, what, what is this?” Fang Xiaoying suddenly felt a little fierce, and her fingers touched a hard stick in the grass. It was thick and round, a bit like a big iron stick, and it was a little hot!

Long Gen chuckled, "This is your Grandpa Long's weapon to pick up girls. It is the root of sexual happiness and the source of all evil..."