Country Weapon

"You're stupid, I'm so unlucky!" Su Yun closed the phone depressedly and muttered: "Sister Yang, why do you think I carry it like this? I met two idiots this morning, a country bumpkin and an illiterate one. , I don’t even know what the bank is used for!”

Long Gen smiled, with a face as bright as your mother's. He threw away the cigarette **** and looked at the woman at the counter with interest. She had big eyes, a high nose, fair and tender skin, and she looked pretty good, but her lips were too thin. Now, the old people say: "Those with thin lips are cunning and mean, and difficult to deal with!"

 The words of the old people still make sense. Isn’t this woman a living example?

“Dese, you’re so awesome! I’ll make you cry later, and you won’t even know how you’re going to die! Do you think I dare not deal with you just because of the two giants on my chest? Humph!” Long Gen sneered and cursed secretly.

Fang Zheng on the side shook his head, looked at the girl at the counter sympathetically, and expressed deep regret. Sighing inwardly:

"Sister, sister, the feng shui of your ancestor's grave is not good. How did you meet this little bastard? Hey, get ready to burn incense. Don't let the little **** fool you too badly. What a good girl..."

Shen Lijuan stood there in a daze, her pretty face still stained with tears, she felt so aggrieved. I have never been so angry in my life.

　　It really complies with the saying, "You are so good at being a bastard, I feel so angry!"

"Cousin, don't cry. Why are you crying? I just asked you clearly. It's a misunderstanding. Bring me the card and sit next to me and wait." Long Gen pulled Shen Lijuan and sat on a chair nearby.

Su Yun also saw Shen Lijuan now. Wasn't she the woman who just wanted to take the 80,000 yuan? No wonder, the male is illiterate and the female is a country bumpkin, they are a perfect match.

 “Sit down obediently and let’s see how I deal with her.” He took the card and whispered a few words to Shen Lijuan, full of confidence.

Shen Lijuan didn't know why, but she suddenly felt relieved. Every time I feel unhappy or unhappy, I immediately feel better when I see the little **** or hear the little bastard’s voice. This time is no exception.

　　He used to be a little **** and a fool, but now, he has become his backbone!

"Beauty, I'm sorry, I've been waiting for a long time. Please, I want to withdraw some money, just five hundred, any twenty will do." Long Gen pretended to be a grandson and handed over the bank card with a smile. He laughed at himself: "Oh, beauty, don't laugh at me. We are from the countryside. We have never seen much of the world. If we have a lot of money, we can't find it in the countryside."

"Isn't it enough to have this attitude earlier?" After saying "Beauty" several times, Su Yun's bones went numb, "You have to pretend to be a big boss, you are so stupid, and you still have 70,000 to 80,000 yuan, what are you pretending to be? ."

Long Gen said hurriedly: "Yes, yes, the beauty said yes. Haha."

 Fangzheng has a black line on his head, slapping his forehead, extremely depressed!

"You little bastard, you little bastard, you're so **** good at pretending! You've never seen the world? Even the director of the police station, you dare to trick me, you haven't seen the world!"

"Ten or twenty yuan? Countryman, I am your uncle from the countryside! With the relationship with Mayor He, this is all you have for a fool?"

 Damn, you’re so good at pretending!

Fangzheng covered his eyes and couldn't bear to look at Su Yun. How was he? You will cry for a while. Thinking about the little bastard's tricks on people, Fang Zheng still felt pain in his heart. Hundreds of thousands were gone. The dignified director of Liuhe Township was like a grandson, coming and leaving at the drop of a hat. You, a woman counting money at the counter, are just a loser? Can't the little **** deal with you?

 I will kill you in a matter of minutes!

 "Pa bang bang"

To say that Su Yun's basic skills are quite solid, she counted a bunch of brand-new twenty-yuan bills with a few fingers, a total of two hundred and fifty, five hundred yuan.

To be safe, the banknote detector counted it again. Chapter two hundred and fifty, that’s right.

Just as he was about to hand the money to Long Gen, Su Yun remembered that he didn't swipe the card and entered the password to deduct the money, which almost made a typo!

With a "Kara" sound, he skillfully operated the computer, entered the deduction amount, and then said: "Enter the password and press confirm."

 “Oh!”

Withdrawing money, Long Gen is no stranger at all. When he was studying, one month's living expenses were used up in one week, and there were dozens of change left in the card. If it was less than 100 yuan, he couldn't withdraw it at all. There was no way. Several brothers and sisters in distress took out their bank cards, put all the change from several cards into one card, took them out, had a big meal, bought a pack of cigarettes, packed a few packs of instant noodles, and prepared to live a hard life. .

  Enter the password with "Di Di Di" and press to confirm.

“Okay.” Su Yun nodded and gave Long Gen a stack of money and bank cards.

 Long Gen took the money and thanked him profusely, "Beauty, it's so troublesome for you. Thank you."

"It's okay." Su Yun waved his hand and suddenly realized that this man was actually quite reliable, polite and well-mannered. He's just a little stupid, as stupid as a big head.

Long Gen took two steps and suddenly turned around and said: "Beauty, I just forgot, I want to withdraw some more money. Doesn't the baby want to go to school? I have to get pocket money for the baby, one cent in the morning and one cent in the afternoon. Mao, that’s 60 cents a month, and 720 cents a year. In this way, if I take another 100 yuan, it will all be turned into dimes or dimes for me, even coins!”

"Why are you so busy with so many things?" Su Yun was a little dissatisfied, "Okay, okay, let me get you another hundred. They all cost ten cents, right? Come on, I'll just give you coins. I'm good at it. It is solid and tough inside, and even children are happy."

Long Gen said: "No problem, no problem, just watch it and it will be done."

 “Click, click, click,” there was a sound of coins flipping in the counter.

Fang Zheng on the side had a grimace on his face. He looked at Long Gen and the woman inside, and he had the intention of killing someone. Little bastard, you are too capable, aren't you?

 How long does it take to count a thousand coins?

 Fangzheng really got something wrong. The banking system is pretty good. It regulates coins, banknotes, and denominations very strictly!

Ten coins are tied into a bundle. A thousand coins are just a hundred bundles. Counting is not troublesome. The key is that this thing is a bit heavy.

 “Peng!”

 A pile of sticks made of coins was placed on the counter. Su Yun complained: "Oh, I'm exhausted. Come on, enter the password."

 Long Gen entered the password again.

The transaction was successful, and he walked towards Shen Lijuan with a bundle of coins in his arms. He broke the seal outside and the coins fell out. It's like a silver dollar, and it's exciting to look at.

Over the counter, Su Yun seemed to have just seen a police officer with a big belly standing next to him. He looked familiar, but he had forgotten where he had seen him before.

"What's the matter, police officer? Do you want to withdraw money? Bring your card or bankbook and I'll do it for you."

Looking at Su Yun, Fangzheng liked her more and more. She has bright eyes, white teeth, a straight nose, and big breasts. What a good girl. Why did you mess with this little bastard?

"I..." Fang Zheng was about to speak when a rush of footsteps suddenly sounded at the door.

 "Kaka...Kakaka"

“Sister Lijuan, who bullied you?”

“Sister Lijuan, what’s going on? Who is so brave and dares to bully you?” Two more women and one man came into the bank lobby.

The two women looked like they were the bosses of the upper class. Their high-heeled shoes were so solid and tough that they looked like they were walking in a goose. They held their heads high and their chests high, with high morale. Especially the woman in the lead, wearing a mink coat, swaying in the wind, and a **** spirit rising to the sky!

"Ah! Chief He?" Fang Zheng's eyes widened, and when he got closer he saw, isn't this the leader of Liuhe Township, the local emperor He Jingwen?

 Why is she here too? He kept saying "Sister Lijuan" with a resentful look on his face, and he was obviously not in a good mood!

"He...He, Township Chief, you are here..." Fang Zheng hurriedly greeted him, nodded and said hello.

He Jingwen didn't even raise her eyebrows, she sat next to Shen Lijuan, held hands, and exchanged pleasantries: "Sister, what's going on? Why don't I let you withdraw the money?"

"Yes, I also want to see how this bank is opened? Why is it not allowed to withdraw money?" Liu Yuxin is an intellectual after all. She is not afraid of anywhere. She shouted at the top of her voice: "Let your manager come out, I want to Complain!"

Long Gen squatted aside, after removing the coins and pinning them, he said: "What are you talking about? Who said we won't allow you to withdraw money? Don't accuse people unfairly. Look, didn't all the beauties give us the money?" ”

"Really, beauty?" Long Gen turned around and shouted to Su Yun at the counter.

Su Yun was so frightened that her legs were numb. She didn’t know He Jingwen, she didn’t know who the township chief or the village chief was, and she was not at that level at all! However, she heard Fang Zheng call out "He Township Chief", and the township chief was holding the country bumpkin's hand and exchanging pleasantries.

Oh my God, who have I offended? how so?

"Oh, yes, yes, yes, withdraw money, withdraw money, why can't you withdraw money? You can withdraw it." Su Yun was obedient and nodded vigorously.

Long Gen ran over again with his buttocks propped up, handed over the card, and said: "Come on, beauty, give me some more money, don't take too much, a thousand yuan in coins, just a dime. Countryman If you haven’t seen the world, don’t be too stupid, you won’t be able to find it.”

“Huh? One thousand yuan in dimes? One dime?”

Hearing this, Su Yun slumped down on the chair, his eyes almost falling out of his eyes in shock. How big is the pile?

“What’s wrong? I can’t withdraw money anymore?” Long Gen frowned and said unhappy.

As soon as Su Yun turned his head, He Jingwen next to the seat was glaring at him, and the police officer beside him also had a dark face and nodded quickly.

"Yes, yes, yes, if you can, if you can, I'll do it for you right away. I'll do it right away." Su Yun was so scared, and the cool breeze blew behind him.

 After hearing Shen Lijuan's words, He Jingwen and Liu Yuxin couldn't help but look at each other and smile. He cursed secretly:

“You little bastard, you little bastard, it’s too much of a loss. It’s not enough to kill someone... When do you have to count the ten thousand yuan dimes?”