Country Weapon

 Long Gen left in the reluctant eyes of the third wife of the old Wei family. The days are long and there are many opportunities. Are you afraid of a bird egg? The old Wei family's life is getting worse day by day, and their future son will still be in Tian Cuifen's belly. Yixin paid another 30,000 yuan, 10,000 yuan for a woman.

Wei Wu was so moved that he almost knelt down and kowtowed.

"Isn't this a stupid dragon? He's so majestic! He looks like a living Bodhisattva!" Wei Wu made up his mind to follow Long Gen and work hard to drive a car as early as possible.

Long Gen waved his hand and left without taking a single cloud with him. When he left the house, he called the three Huang brothers. As soon as the seventh day of the lunar month passed, construction started immediately!

 “The best farm in the world”, tea garden planning must be carried out simultaneously, and all work should be completed within three months! Provide more opportunities for making money for the villagers of Shanghe Village. When the time comes, my cousin will not only be the party secretary of Shanghe Village, but also the boss of the first tea garden!

“Hey, tomorrow we will meet two rich women to collect some money and save it for my son!” Long Gen laughed slyly and stepped on the accelerator to return home.

A group of women at home were like hungry tigers pouncing on food, knocking down the dragon root, and almost devouring the big stick alive. Still, the sky was dark, the sun and the moon were dark, until the next morning, when the sun was shining three poles, they were awakened by He Jingwen's cell phone.

 “What are you doing, beautiful mayor, why do you want to do good things for bad people?” Long Gen muttered, grabbing the **** guy and licking it. The big, hard, round head swayed in an attempt to rebel.

Long Gen cursed in a low voice and was dumbfounded when he heard He Jingwen's voice on the other end of the phone.

“What the hell, if you want to come, your father also wants to come? No, just come. What is your father here for? Looking for a second love?”

Hang up the phone, Long Gen was depressed and wanted to hold down Chen Ke and hit him again. He was afraid that when He Jingwen and He Wenfeng came, the little chicken would starve to death.

 “He’s so big, he can’t blame society for his back!” He sighed quietly, and the thing on his crotch seemed to be infected by the owner’s melancholy, and slowly softened by two points. He drooped his head so he was not depressed.

I feel very unhappy, but I still have to go to greet them. Who wants two father and daughter, one is the county magistrate, and the other is the township magistrate, and I have to rely on others for food!

He Jingwen was coming, Shen Lijuan and the other ladies thought about it, and they naturally got the highest treatment. They caught two big tortoises, old bacon, and pig trotters. The ladies had been busy all day, and Long Gen took a break from the busy work to go to the countryside to accompany the little boy. Fang and Xu Qing had a meal, but after sitting for a while, He Jingwen had already arrived and rushed back to Shanghe Village without stopping.

“Oh, what a beautiful place with beautiful scenery and outstanding people, so good!” He Wenfeng took a deep breath as soon as he got out of the car and looked around with a look of enjoyment.

 Amidst the green mountains and green waters, there are simple villagers. He Wenfeng couldn't help but sigh: What a great place.

“Hey, I really think it’s good. County Magistrate He can stay here for a few more days!” Shen Lijuan showed a simple smile.

Long Gen took a puff of his cigarette and continued: "How about staying for a few more days? Why don't you just stay and retire? I'll build you two small tile-roofed houses. What do you think?"

"Okay, it's a deal!" He Wenfeng said seriously: "I should retire in three years. As soon as I retire, I will move here immediately!"

Long Gen laughed in surprise, the little old man is so rude, the young master is just being polite, do you take it seriously? Damn it, if you want to live in the village, how inconvenient will it be for me to live in the future? Why don't you chop me up with two swords?

 “Eat, eat!” At this time, chef Chen Xianglian shouted and put a bowl of delicious tortoise soup on the table. A group of people quickly gathered around.

He Wenfeng sniffed his nose and moved his index finger, "It smells so good!"

"Dad, you didn't pay attention to your image, okay? You are still a county magistrate after all?" He Jingwen said with a slight blush on his face.

He Wenfeng laughed loudly, "The county magistrate is also a human being. Food is the most important thing for the people. Why, if you become the county magistrate, you can't eat?"

“Come, come, come and sit together, don’t be constrained. There is no county magistrate at the dinner table, only friends and relatives!” He Wenfeng’s words have profound meaning.

This time during his trip to Shanghe Village, He Wenfeng had a more important matter, which was his daughter's marriage. Since my daughter divorced that **** Li Liang, she has become very close to this guy Long Gen, and she speaks highly of him. For this reason, he did not hesitate to misappropriate public funds and almost made a big mistake!

 The friendship between the two people is evident. A few months ago, the two of them went home and got to know each other a little bit. They even took off their pants. It’s really not easy to be a father!

　　When I first arrived in Shanghe Village, I thought that all the women in the house were relatives of Long Gen. When talking about my daughter’s marriage, I naturally couldn’t think of myself as the county magistrate. I had to have an amiable smile.

“Xiaolong, you’re not driving at night, how about two bites together?” He Wenfeng moved his index finger and looked at the table of delicacies. What’s the point of not having some wine?

Long Gen thought, drinking? It seems that he has a good drinking capacity. The last time he drank a few glasses of Laobaigan, his heart stopped beating and he was out of breath. Li Dabao and Fang Zheng drank to death, so he drove back to Shanghe Village alone.

 Drinking is good, get the little old man drunk, and I will be like a **** at night? What can you do if your daughter is raped in front of you?

"Sure! Let's drink more during the Chinese New Year." The canteen casually picked up two bottles of high-strength liquor, "Uncle, let's take one bottle each and finish it. What do you think?"

"If you really can't drink, forget it. I'll drink!" At the end of the sentence, Long Gen added another sentence.

He Wenfeng glared, "Isn't it just a pound of wine? No problem!"

“Dad, drink less, it’s not good for your health.” He Jingwen was a little worried. Dad is already in his fifties, how can he compare with a young man?

He Wenfeng pretended to be angry and said, "Don't try to persuade me. Whoever tries to persuade me today will make me anxious!" As he said that, he poured two taels of wine, one cup at a time.

"Come on, uncle, let's go first. I'll do it as you please." Without giving He Wenfeng a chance to speak, Long Gen raised his neck and drank two ounces of white wine.

 He Wenfeng frowned, he has a good capacity for drinking!

 “I’ll do it too!”

Long Gen sat aside, with a strange curve at the corner of his mouth, "Drink, drink, drink more. Only when you are drunk can I take advantage of your daughter."

"Come on, come on, beautiful comrades, let's go together. I wish you all a happy new year and all the best." He Wenfeng took a sip of wine, but before he could recover, the person on the other side picked up another glass of wine.

Although it was agreed in advance that there would be no county magistrate at the wine table, no matter what, face was still important. After pouring another two taels, he drank another sip of wine without saying a word.

My chest was burning and hurting, as if I had eaten raw chili peppers, my face was blood red, and my head was a little dizzy.

Long Gen smiled slyly, picked up a piece of meat and ate it, then went to get rid of the spicy taste of the white wine, filled up the wine again, and said seriously:

"Everyone, please pay attention. County Magistrate He is here for the first time. He came to our house like a private visit incognito. He is so brilliant. Come on, would you like to ask Magistrate He to say a few words to everyone? Say a few words!" Before he finished speaking, he took the lead in applauding.

He Wenfeng blushed, shook his head slightly, a little dizzy, thought about it in his mind, and said: "First of all, I, He Wenfeng, would like to thank you all for your warm hospitality, thank you. Secondly, I would like to wish you all a happy New Year and all the best." , happy every day, finally..."

“Well said! Applause!” Long Gen suddenly shouted at the top of his lungs and clapped his hands.

He Wenfeng was stunned for a moment, unable to react, and looked at Long Gen stupidly.

“What County Magistrate He said is great, come on, come on, let’s go one for County Magistrate He’s speech!” Long Gen took the wine glass and drank it again in one gulp. The ladies didn't hesitate and took a sip of fresh orange.

He Wenfeng's mouth twitched, he was a little frightened, his forehead was red, his stomach was churning with discomfort, and a surge of anger rushed to the top of his head, making him feel dizzy.

"County Magistrate He, if you can't drink it, then don't drink it. Drinking too much will harm your health. You see, you are getting old again. Stop drinking it. You really shouldn't drink it." Seeing He Wenfeng holding the cup, he didn't put it in his mouth for a long time. , Long Gen stimulated.

 “No, I must drink it!” He Wenfeng felt courageous and took another gulp.

 The burning pain continued in his throat, chest, and into his stomach. The strong alcohol rushed to his forehead, and He Wenfeng’s old face turned as red as a pig’s kidney!

"Good wine, delicious!" He Wenfeng opened his mouth, shook his head, and pointed at Long Gen, "Actually, actually, we... came today, but... we have more important things. .."

When Long Gen heard this, without saying a word, he filled He Wenfeng's glass with wine. He held the wine glass and said seriously: "Is there anything more important than drinking? Uncle, come on, let's continue drinking!"

"Um..." He Wenfeng was stunned for a short time, and suddenly, his thigh was slapped with a "pop" sound, which scared several women to death, and said loudly: "Yes, there is nothing worse than drinking... .More importantly, come on, let’s... let’s do it!”

This is what Long Gen wanted. He watched He Wenfeng drink it down in one gulp, and then he slowly took a sip. Looking at He Wenfeng's shaking head, he counted silently, "Three, two, one, down!"

With a "peng" sound, He Wenfeng lay on the dining table, panting.

He Jingwen was startled, shook He Wenfeng, and said worriedly: "Dad, Dad, are you okay?"

"It's all your fault, you little bastard. You did nothing wrong, but you made my dad drink!" He Jingwen is neither stupid nor stupid, how could he not see that?

Long Gen chuckled mischievously, "Do you want your dad to see us making out at night? This is for his own good. The old man should sleep more and be in good health!"

“You little bastard, get out of here!” He Jingwen said angrily.

Long Gen smiled evilly and jumped away, feeling quite sorry for He Wenfeng. The good county magistrate didn't eat a bite of food, drank half a catty of wine, and slept like a dead pig.

 "Sleep, sleep, I can only do things when you are asleep..."