Country Weapon

In the middle of the hall, there is an ancient Eight Immortals table. The seats are arranged according to seniority. Liu Zhicheng and Yao Lan sit at the top, Long Gen and Liu Yuxin sit on the right side. He Jingwen sits alone on one side.

Long Gen probably glanced at it twice. It was antique, and the wall facing the main room was covered with memorial tablets, three pillars of fragrance, a fruit plate, candies, and three small wine glasses. A faint fragrance lingers in the middle of the house, but Long Gen doesn't feel anything at all. He even dared to expose his mother-in-law on the grave, but he was still afraid of such a scene.

He Jingwen couldn't bear it any longer. She was wrapped in a down jacket, her back felt chilly, and the cold wind felt like it was haunted.

“Hehe, Xiaolong, come on, have a drink. Our home-made plum wine is sweet and soothes your throat. It’s very comfortable.” Liu Zhicheng held a jar, and when he poured it out, it turned out to be extremely fragrant.

Long Gen curled his lips, a little helpless. To be honest, he was not a fan of wine. He drank too much and felt dizzy. After putting a stick in the hole, he was so numb that he felt nothing! I came all the way from Liuhe Township, so I had to make out with Liu Yuxin. I drank too much and couldn’t feel the poke. Do you want to ask for help?

"Uncle, um, I'm driving. You can't drink while driving." Long Gen declined: "People say that if you knowingly encourage someone to drink while driving, they are definitely not good friends. No, you better stop drinking. I'll just drink some soy milk."

Liu Yuxin on the side also said: "Dad, Xiaolong doesn't drink, so you can drink by yourself."

Liu Zhicheng was obviously a little disappointed. He was the only man in the family. It was difficult to find someone to drink with during the holidays. He felt a little unhappy at the moment and poured himself a big bowl.

"No, Xiaolong, you should drink with your uncle. Driving is a trivial matter. Yu Xin and I can drive!" He Jingwen thought to herself, little bastard, oh little bastard, you got my dad drunk like mud, for the sake of fairness For the sake of safety, you must put Liu Yuxin’s father down, otherwise I will be in a hurry with you!

Afraid of Long Gen's evasion, He Jingwen poured Long Gen full of wine and said to Liu Zhicheng: "Uncle, you don't know, Xiao Long drinks a lot, he drinks a lot! It's okay, you drink, you are happy after drinking, it's about driving. Put it on me!"

 “A huge amount?” Liu Zhicheng looked at the dragon root in surprise, “Can it really be drunk?”

Long Gen said with a sneer: "Well, I can drink a little, but of course I can't compete with you, uncle." After saying that, Long Gen gave He Jingwen a vague look.

 Mother Sao, are you deliberately trying to make me paralyzed? Let’s see how I deal with you this afternoon!

“Oh, I’m finally looking forward to someone who can drink. It’s so rare! Come on, fill it up, one of us will go first!” Liu Zhicheng was filled with joy and was about to drink while holding a big bowl.

 Long Gen took a few sips of "GuluGulu" and became bored. Hey, why don't you just drink? Who is afraid of whom?

“You’re an upright man, what a great young man! Oh my, I feel a lot more comfortable.” Liu Zhicheng exclaimed, his face flushed with joy.

He Jingwen chuckled and said: "Xiaolong, look, uncle is so happy. Come on, hurry up and drink more with your uncle."

"Xiaolong, you are so heroic!" After drinking, Liu Zhicheng started talking more, "Yuxin's previous boyfriends were so bad. If they didn't smoke or drink, how could they still be men? Sit down at the same table and I'll pour you a glass of wine. I feel dizzy just smelling it. What do you think these boys are good for?"

  “You still have the nerve to say that you are a PhD student or something like that? That’s a dead thing!”

Long Gen nodded and looked at Liu Yuxin on the side with interest. He didn't notice that Xiao Nizi, who didn't say anything or fart, actually brought several boyfriends home.

“Old man, you can’t stop your mouth even if you drink, right?” Yao Lan glared at Liu Zhicheng and said angrily.

Liu Zhicheng sneered, "Xiaolong, don't mind, don't mind. We forced Yu Xin to do that. Oh, look at my bad mouth, I deserve to be punished. Come on, I'll punish myself!"

“Uncle, how can you drink alone? Come on, let me have another bowl with you!” Long Gen said with a smile.

mind? What the **** do I mind! It's better if you don't mind, I have a bunch of women, you can't even lie down in this room! I just hope you don't mind!

 "Good boy, he has a manly taste. Hiccup..."

Liu Zhicheng's face was red, and he stopped to drink. He didn't eat even two mouthfuls of the food, and his stomach was full of wine. The plum wine was refreshing and soothing to the throat. It had great stamina and was easy to get drunk. His head felt dizzy for two or three days after getting drunk. Heavy.

"Damn old man, are you going to die if you drink less? The wine stinks to death!" Yao Lan glared at Liu Zhicheng, turned back and smiled at Long Gen: "Xiaolong, drink less. This **** old man is happy to drink two sips in his life. Drinking, don’t imitate him, stop in moderation, come, eat vegetables, eat vegetables.”

 Longgen tastes sweet, take a bite.

　　"Auntie, it's so delicious. It smells like a restaurant. With your skills, my uncle is really lucky to marry you. Uncle, you are so lucky."

Hearing this, Yao Lan smiled from ear to ear and kept picking up vegetables for Long Gen. He Jingwen and Liu Yuxin on the side were jealous.

“Dang Dang Dang” Liu Yuxin banged the bowl, pouted her little mouth and said angrily: “Mom, I am your biological child.”

Yao Lan ignored her daughter, served Long Gen to eat, and said with a smile:

“Xiaolong, how old are your parents? You look quite young. Your parents shouldn’t be very old, right? By the way, how many brothers are there in the family?”

Long Gen's heart ached for no reason. He ate two mouthfuls and said calmly: "Auntie, my parents died long ago. I live with my cousin. I live in Shanghe Village in Liuhe Township. That place is very beautiful. You are welcome. Come as a guest."

"Huh? Mom and dad are gone..." The expressions of the people at the table changed drastically. Long Gen buried his head in eating as if nothing was wrong.

Mom and dad? Hum hum, the moment you left me behind, apart from my cousin, I had no relatives left in the world!

"You old woman, why are your mouth so broken? Eat, eat!" Liu Zhicheng glared, holding the wine bowl, "Come on, Xiaolong, let's make another one! Have a good drink today."

 “Okay!”

After drinking and drinking, you had one bowl and I had another. In one meal, a jar of plum wine was downed. Liu Zhiguo really lived up to He Jingwen's expectations and fell down on the table. He was like a little **** who had nothing to do. I stuffed a bowl of white rice into my stomach. I can’t see the sadness of my parents’ death at all!

"Old man, I told you not to drink so much. If you don't listen, it's better now. It's the Chinese New Year, and I still need my mother to take care of you! Hey..." Yao Lan sat on the kang to take care of Liu Zhicheng, and the three of them had nothing to do. Things, wandering around.

I definitely can't go back today, so I discussed it and decided to leave tomorrow, and Liu Yuxin will follow me.

“Female doctor, do you have any interesting places here? For example, a secluded valley with straw canopies or something like that. Let’s go out and have a good time.” Long Gen straddled half of the smoke and said with a seductive smile.

Two women, one is curvy, the other is as cool as a solitary admiration. Although her figure needs to be developed, her scholarly temperament often makes it impossible to extricate herself from the thing in her crotch.



 “Little bastard!”

 “Little pervert!”

The two girls rolled their eyes and walked side by side in the countryside. From time to time, they heard laughter like silver bells. Listening to this, Long Gen's heart was filled with excitement. He looked at the two **** **** and thought to himself, "When the sun rises, I'm afraid... Smile more cheerfully, hehe!"

 The sunshine in the winter afternoon shines warmly on me, the blue sky is white with clouds, and the beautiful woman is in front of me. I suddenly feel extremely satisfied. Maybe life should be like this!

"When I get rich, I will buy Mount Emei and build rows of houses there, with one woman living in each room. I will live day after day. Hehe, that kind of life should be pretty good. When the day is good, get up and read the two poems again. By the way, let’s bring the red silk here too, and I’ll be able to read the sutras for you if you have nothing to do.”

“The more I listen to it, the more I will become an immortal.”

I took a puff of cigarette and looked at the flat sky and earth. Suddenly I saw a hill protruding, about the size of two or three acres of land. From a distance, it looked like a woman’s breasts, regular and abrupt!

"This bag is long..." Long Gen shook his head and muttered.

 The two girls turned around, and He Jingwen asked: "What's wrong with this mountain bag? Isn't it normal in mountainous areas?"

“It’s normal, I just feel a little strange, like something...” Long Gen took another look, but still felt strange.

 Liu Yuxin said: "What does it look like?"

“It’s like the **** on Jingwen’s chest. Look, they are surrounded by full breasts. The point on the mound is almost the same as the tip of Jingwen’s breasts.”

"You little bastard, are you looking for death?" He Jingwen blushed and stamped her feet in anger, her **** were full and she jumped up again.

Liu Yuxin tilted her head and looked at it for a long time, and said in surprise: "Hey, Xiaolong, what you said is true. The emperor's tomb really looks like Jingwen's breasts. Giggle..."

"Yuxin, are you making trouble too? Believe it or not, I will deal with you? Xiaonizi..." He Jingwen was furious and chased Liu Yuxin.

 Liu Yuxin screamed and hid behind Long Gen.

"Wait a minute!" Long Gen suddenly became interested, "Emperor's Tomb? What Emperor's Tomb? Yu Xin, please make it clear!"

Emperor's tomb is the tomb of ancient kings. Compared with the tombs of ordinary people, it is larger and more imposing. Most importantly, it contains a lot of gold and silver treasures!

Didn’t you see it? It’s been said on TV that tomb robbers are digging up people’s graves everywhere, seizing treasures, randomly taking out a piece, and selling it for tens of thousands or millions. They are serious nouveau riche!

 “Mom, if it were really the emperor’s tomb, I would be digging with a **** every day!”

Liu Yuxin nodded, "Yes, that hill is the emperor's tomb. Everyone calls it that."

“Is it really the emperor’s tomb?” Long Gen asked again.

Liu Yuxin shook her head, "I don't know, that's what the old people say anyway. I don't know whether it's true or not."

“Tell me what they are talking about...” He Jingwen also became interested and asked hurriedly.

 The three of them sat on the hay, and Liu Yuxin said slowly:

"It is said that the people in Liujiahe Township are all descendants of Liu Bang. They have lived here for generations to guard Liu Bang's tombs, and Liu Bang is buried in the emperor's tomb. As for whether it is true or not, I don't know. However, my father If you know more, why don’t you go back and ask?”