Country Weapon

"Xiaolong, you!?" Liu Yuxin's eyes widened, as if she had thought of something. Then, isn't that the 10,000 yuan coin that the woman who made things difficult for Sister Lijuan took out when she took out money last time?

　One hundred thousand dime coins, a total of ten thousand yuan, what is the number?

"Yuxin, as long as you know, why tell him? Let him count by himself." He Jingwen pulled Liu Yuxin.

Liu Yuxin thought about it, and it was right. She should take good care of her uncle. He has not even graduated from elementary school. How can he count? Don’t you want the account? Count it yourself! It makes my parents look bad during the Chinese New Year. What does this little punishment mean?

"Xiaolong, you, why did you pay back the money for our family? This...I..." Yao Lan wiped her tears and burst into tears, "Hey, I made you laugh, our family... ."

Long Gen smiled, "Auntie, it's such a small thing, why are you crying? Come on, let's warm ourselves by the fire and let him count slowly by himself."

In order to save face for Liu Yuxin’s parents, Long Gen pulled out a few more soft clouds from the trunk. He was used to smoking the ones given by Li Dabao from Great China, so the soft clouds were not strong enough, so he took them out and dispersed them to the people watching the excitement.

"Haha, hello, uncles and aunts, I'm Yu Xin's boyfriend, my name is Long Gen." Long Gen smiled at everyone and said, "It was the first time we met. I left in a hurry and didn't bring anything delicious for everyone. It’s delicious, come here, you’re welcome, and each person gets two packs of cigarettes. The cigarettes are a bit smoky and can’t be put on the table, so let’s just make do with them.”

“By the way, there are some candies, come on, share them with everyone, take them back and give them to the children.”

As soon as he heard this, the people watching the fun rushed forward like crazy. Oh dear, how can a pack of cigarettes worth more than 20 be worth anything? Two packs, whoever sees it has a share, oh, this young man is too generous, and everyone is confused!

“Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, just watch the excitement and pick up dozens of dollars to go home, hehe.”

 “Oh, that old guy Liu Zhicheng is very lucky to have such a son-in-law.”

 “Isn’t that good? The old Liu family is about to change.”

“I’ll just say that Yu Xin’s kid is talented, handsome, and knowledgeable. In ancient times, he would have been a top scholar...”

“Hey, young man, there is also an unmarried girl in my family. Do you want a second wife? I will marry my daughter to you.” A little old man in the crowd shouted to Long Gen.

Before Long Gen could say anything, someone in the crowd cursed:

"Liu Laogen'er, your daughter is tall, thick, and has a rough face. Who dares to marry her? Stop being disgusting. Isn't she shabby?"

Liu Laogen had a sarcastic look on his face, laughing and saying nothing.

“You little bastard, you are quite rare.” He Jingwen cursed in a low voice with a smile on his face. Seeing that your man is excellent, his face is shining, isn't it?

Long Gen handed out items one by one to disperse the cigarettes, as if he was sincerely looking at Liu Zhiwen’s joke, and said to the mother and daughter Liu Yuxin and Yao Lan standing aside:

"It's Chinese New Year today, everyone, don't leave in a hurry. Let's sit down and drink some tea, chat and watch Uncle Liu count the money. Yu Xin, Auntie, go and get some water for everyone. I'll Move the car, light a fire in the yard, and let’s have fun together!”

 “Hey, okay.” The mother and daughter bumped their buttocks and got busy quickly.

Long Gen was beaming at everyone, and his smile was so charming. Not to mention that ordinary little girls couldn't stand it, but some old ladies in the crowd who were watching couldn't control themselves and became incontinent.

"Uncle Liu, how much did you count? Can you help me?" Long Gen slapped his forehead, a little annoyed, "I'm sorry, Uncle Liu, when I was withdrawing the money, the lady at the counter said that there were only coins left. Time After a long time, I also forgot how much it was. You can count it slowly by yourself. I'm sorry to bother you."

Liu Zhiwen’s face was livid, and he was a penny-pincher. I didn’t graduate from elementary school. I only knew that when the pole fell to the ground, it was the character “one”. This sack was densely packed, and it was all 10 cents. How do you count it?

"Under the big tree in front of the door, a group of ducks are swimming by. Come on, count them, two, four, six, seven, eight..." He Jingwen on the side suddenly sang a line.

Liu Zhiwen's steamed buns had black lines, and with a "pop" sound, he threw a handful of coins into the bag, with a dark face, and counted them again!

“Village Chief, I really want to help you, but I’m afraid I’m missing out. I can’t shoulder this responsibility.” Liu Laogen sat on the side, smashing his cigarette, showing his black teeth, and smiled.

Liu Zhiwen glanced at Liu Laogen, counted the coins in his hand again, snorted and remained silent, concentrating on counting the money.

Liu Zhiwen has never read any books, and he is not stupid. There are too many to remember, so he divides them into ten piles, one pile costs one yuan, and one pile costs ten yuan. This is much better.

　　But God was causing trouble, a cold wind blew, and my hands and feet were freezing. One by one, the dogs surrounded the fire, drinking tea, smoking, chatting and spanking, it was so lively.

“Xiaolong, I really have you.” Liu Yuxin winked at Long Gen, pursed her lips and chuckled.

He Jingwen was busy helping, "If the little **** can't even handle such a **** thing, how can you like him?" He looked back at Liu Zhiwen, scratching his nose and tears, and smiled even more happily.

It is true that evil people need to be punished by evil people. I met the little bastard, and the village chief was a loser? Even the head of the township was treated obediently. What does this little scene mean?

"No, no, the children are playing house, and they are not discernible." Long Gen said modestly, "Uncle Liu, have you finished counting? Everyone is waiting for you to drink tea."

Liu Zhiwen had a dark face, snorted and said nothing. He said in his heart: "Ma Pi, you really have that filial piety, why don't you bring it to me? Damn it, I only smoked Tianxiaxiu for five yuan, and the little **** smoked Greater China, and you didn't even give me a taste. ."

"Xiaolong, come and drink tea." Yao Lan personally brought a cup of tea to Long Gen. The tea leaves roasted by herself were not very attractive, but the taste was quite good. It was fragrant and elegant, and it was suitable for moisturizing the throat.

 Long Gen took the tea cup and was busy thanking him, "Auntie, you, sit down quickly. Sit down quickly."

"Hey, it's such a cold day, why are you running around here and there?" Long Gen pulled Yao Lan to sit down, looked at Liu Zhiwen who was counting money behind the car, and said, "It's Chinese New Year, let's warm up by the fire and drink tea. , walking around more with the folks, chatting and stuff, how comfortable it is! Oh my, it’s so cold to death.”

"Hey, Uncle Liu, have you had enough counting? We are all still waiting for you. Oh, counting money is a big deal and I'm sorry to delay you. How about I bring you a basin of fire?" Long Gen shook his head again. Shaking his head, "Hey, look at my memory. The happiest thing in the world is counting money. Uncle Liu should be very happy."

"You little bastard, I'm going to let you down!" Liu Zhiwen cursed secretly: "Look at how I'm going to deal with your father-in-law's family! You guys, don't you want to contract those ten acres of land? Humph!"

"Okay, Xiaolong, don't go too far. Just give him a lesson. Why are you teasing him?" Liu Yuxin pulled Long Gen and whispered.

At this point, anyone who is not a fool can tell that Liu Zhicheng’s son-in-law is unhappy and deliberately makes things difficult for Liu Zhiwen!

However, Liu Zhiwen is still a bit of a **** in the local area. The group of people were laughing and chatting around the fire, but no one mentioned Liu Zhiwen. Whoever offends him will have a hard time in the future.

"One piece, ten yuan, one hundred yuan, one thousand yuan, oh, my old waist..." An hour passed, Liu Zhiwen stood up slowly with his back hunched over, rubbing his old waist, his hands were red from the cold. The clear nasal mucus keeps flowing down.

Long Gen took a puff of his cigarette and said with a smile: "Uncle Liu, are you still not feeling well? Oops, it's almost dinner time, you should hurry up and don't delay everyone's meal. Oops, I'm all hungry... .."

"Hmph!" Liu Zhiwen snorted, glared at Long Gen and Liu Yuxin, took out his old Nokia phone and dialed home, "Come over here to Liu Zhicheng's house, hurry up! What are you doing? Count the money! CIO!"

After hanging up the phone, Liu Zhiwen squatted on the floor and started working again. After a few minutes, three more people came in, a woman and two young men. They were naive, like bastards, and had no energy at all.

"That woman is Liu Zhiwen's wife, her name is Liu Guilan, and she has two sons, Liu Hu and Liu Bao. The eldest, Liu Hu, is already married, and Liu Bao is not yet. He is the same age as me. He is a lazy man and is not a good thing. ." Liu Yuxin whispered to Long Gen.

Long Gen nodded secretly. The family is here, what can they do? If I want to play, I can play with you to death! snort!

The sun was about to set. Yao Lan changed the hot water for everyone, added firewood, and went to the kitchen to work on dinner. She had to thank Xiaolong today.

He did not dislike the liabilities of Lao Liu's debt, but instead generously resolved and helped to fight the folk relationship. This human feelings can go big.

"Well, Yu Xin is right to follow Xiao Long! This matter must be settled as soon as possible, and it will be fine if it is raw or cooked!" Yao Lan secretly made up her mind, and when the old man woke up, she discussed marrying off her daughter.

With more people and greater strength, Liu Zhiwen's family of four finally counted the 100,000 dime coins for more than half an hour. Clearly, there were ten big piles and a pile of one thousand yuan, all in vain. The whole place was like silver. Liu Zhiwen's family was so cold that their faces and noses were so cold that they were as ugly as they could be.

“Oh, I counted them so quickly. It’s amazing. It’s amazing. You deserve to be the village chief!” Long Gen smiled and handed over a piece of Great China.

Liu Zhiwen's eyes lit up, and he was finally willing to give me a cigarette. I hurriedly lit it up and took a deep sip, choking to tears.

"Thank you, Uncle Liu. If it weren't for your family today, I wouldn't know how much money was in the bag." Long Gen looked touched, "Here's 10,000 yuan, right? I owe you a total of 20,000 yuan." , five thousand interest."

"You have to give me fifteen thousand to be enough." Liu Zhiwen took a deep sip from his cigarette and said first. But I was thinking in my heart, "I still have fifteen thousand left. If I can't make it up, I'll still drive the car away and make you miserable!"

Long Gen nodded repeatedly, opened the car door, opened the passenger box, and stuffed a box full of money, which was all in vain, at least two or three hundred thousand!

 Pull out two stacks, count another five thousand, and hand them to Liu Zhiwen.

"Here, it's twenty-five thousand in total. You and my father-in-law have settled the account. Oh, by the way, I have to thank you for helping me count the coins. Hey, I don't even know how much money is in it. Now I understand. . You must remember it in the future..."

"Yuxin, come here, get a shovel and put the coins..." Long Gen howled again.

Liu Zhiwen held two stacks of Mao Zhiwen and was stunned on the spot, shocked and angry. What shocked me was that the brat casually stuffed hundreds of thousands into the car; what made me angry was that he was being used as a gunman!

Ma Pi, you spent an entire afternoon counting coins for nothing! Isn’t this a slap in the face in front of everyone?

 “Little bastard, just wait and see!” Liu Zhiwen left one after another, and Long Gen waved away.

 “Oh my God, so much money...”

 "The old Liu family is really in trouble..."

 “I’ve offended Liu Zhiwen to death, let’s go, there’s no more fun to see, go home...”