Country Weapon

"Fuck you, you brat, you ruined my facade, what should I do?" Chen Xiaoming's face was livid, holding a razor in his hand, he really wanted to wipe this bastard's neck with a knife!

I worked very hard to learn the art of barbering, and I saved some money by digging around, and built a storefront. I made it very fancy and opened the business just the day before yesterday.

What a fool, I hit the accelerator and it was smashed to pieces. Looking at the Golf again, the windshield was not damaged at all. I was so angry that my teeth chattered!

“It scared my mother-in-law, so tell me what to do?” Long Gen took Chen Ke and took a closer look. Fortunately, the parts were still there, and no trace of use by others was found. Only then did his hanging heart drop. He looked up at Chen Xiaoming and sneered in his heart.

The bastard's eyes were still staring at Chen Ke's buttocks. Xiao Nizi was a little too tall, with typical **** and fat buttocks, a pretty face, and a pair of foxy eyes that could win the soul to others with a wink. Hook away!

“You brat, are you looking for death?” Chen Xiaoming was so angry that he twitched the corners of his mouth, and stabbed him with a razor.

“Ah!” Chen Ke screamed, his pretty face turned pale with fright, and he covered his head at a loss.

 It’s too late, but it’s soon!

With quick eyes and quick hands, Long Gen pulled Chen Ke over and put his kick on Chen Xiaoming's stomach.

With a "peng" sound, Chen Xiaoming flew out and hit the chair hard, screaming in pain.

Long Gen shook his head. He was really vulnerable. I haven't even tried my best. Is this going to work? Too bad.

“Xiao Ke, how much does it cost to wash your hair?” Long Gen took out a thick stack of Mao Zedong from his crotch and asked Chen Ke.

 Chen Ke pointed to the price list, "Twenty-five yuan."

"Twenty-five, I don't have any change. Hey, give me a hundred." Long Gen threw down a red Mao Zedong card and said seriously to Chen Ke: "Xiao Ke, we are very reasonable people. Since it is consumption Well, it’s as much as it should be, do you have to know it? You can’t let people laugh at it.”

"Remember, we are not short of money. We must not imitate others' cheating!"

Chen Xiaoming had just come to his senses. When he heard these words, a mouthful of old blood spurted out.

Is that Bazi, Lao Tzu is a good face, you hit a rarity, and he kicked Lao Tzu out of the internal injury. Just throw a hundred dollars? Damn it, you wouldn't bully people like this!

“Oh.” Chen Ke nodded obediently and stood next to Long Gen like a little wife.

Pinched Chen Ke's pretty nose, looked down, and looked down through the collar to a touch of whiteness on his chest. The little dragon root had a tendency to raise its head again, and the blood boiled with desire. It quickly swelled into a rolling pin, hard and hot!

“Xiao Ke is so good, let’s go, I’ll take you to have a midnight snack!” With that said, Long Gen pulled Chen Ke and turned around to leave!

Chen Xiaoming endured the severe pain and shouted, "Stop, you bastard!"

"Didn't you pay the money? What, you still want to beat me?" Long Gen was a little unhappy.

Seeing that Chen Ke was not hurt, he didn't plan to do anything harsh at first, so he just taught him a lesson. It didn't matter if he said a few frivolous words. Who made Chen Ke famous for her hotpot? She's so pretty. A little bit.

 But it’s really boring to keep going like this.

　　"Have you paid? You smashed my facade, what are you talking about? I was beaten like this by you, let it go? No way! Brat, if you have the guts, wait, I have already called the police!"

 Chen Xiaoming was so determined that he gave up. This kid was too strong. He originally wanted to call a few ruffians on the street to come over. But for the sake of safety and to recover some losses, he still called the police.

 The policeman himself is quite familiar with it. He has drunk twice. Even though the charge is a bit expensive, damn, he can’t control that much anymore. Let’s take care of this kid first!

"Call the police? Okay, then I'll wait and see!" Long Gen sneered, "Xiao Ke, come on, come in and sit for a while, let's wait for the police uncle."

Chen Xiaoming sneered and cursed secretly: "You brat, just pretend, just pretend it for me! Let's see how long you can keep pretending!"

Screams like the death of a mother were heard for a while, and a Jetta police car stopped outside the barber shop. Long Gen looked back and thought for a moment that that **** Fang Zheng was coming. After thinking about it, I realized that I had feelings for the Jetta. After all, I had been driving it for a while.

Liu Xuemin’s face didn’t look good when he got out of the car. Should he call the traffic police if the car smashed into the facade? When did you drop to that senior level?

With the attitude of ‘take it as it comes’, Liu Xuemin led his followers into the dilapidated barber shop. With a big belly, he said loudly:

 “What’s going on?”

Chen Xiaoming felt as if he was listening to fairy music, and Peipidianer ran over and spread a piece of jade stream, and began to pour out the bitter water.

"Oh, Officer Liu, look, look, my store has been destroyed. Can you tell me how easy it is for me to open a small shop? I will discuss compensation with him. Look," Chen Xiaoming lifted up his clothes. , a big footprint on his belly, "He even beat me up. Officer Liu, you have to make the decision for me. Ouch, it hurts me to death. I don't have a barbershop..."

Liu Xuemin frowned and yelled at Long Gen.

"You broke into people's houses without permission, started troubles, and hurt people! I want to arrest you!"

 Chen Ke was startled and hurriedly explained: "No, police officer, that's not the case. It was him. He was the one who molested me. Then my brother came to rescue me and gave me money."

"It was him, he was the one who took the knife to stab someone first, I..."

“Stop! Did I let you speak?” Liu Xuemin’s eyes widened and he shouted sternly. Seeing Chen Ke's face and figure clearly, he was stunned on the spot.

 What a beautiful woman, with curvy front and back, and a handsome face! So delicate and beautiful! Liu Xuemin blinked twice, and a vicious plan came into his mind for that thing in his crotch!

“Boy, are you taking the initiative to follow us or...” Liu Xuemin took out the handcuffs and jingled them in his hand.

Long Gen was stunned. He didn’t expect that a barber shop owner could actually hook up with the police. This person’s ability is not small! It’s a bit unexpected, but Long Gen is not afraid!

"I can go with you, but I have to make a phone call. Why don't you wait for me for five minutes?" Long Gen said.

"You want me to wait for you? Are you the emperor or the magistrate of Qingyuan County! Xiao Li, take it away!" Liu Xuemin didn't have the time to wait for others. The old prime minister was stripped naked and waiting for him. He had just stuffed Halfway through, I was called over.

At this moment, I meet the fairy-like Chen Ke again. How can I have time to wait for you?

“Three minutes? Just three minutes!” Long Gen said again.

Ma Pi, I don’t want to get into trouble on my first day at the party school. The joke will be made big, and it will be embarrassing if word spreads!

“There’s so much nonsense, are you leaving or not?” Xiao Li on the side was angry. He wanted to show off in front of the leader and sell well.

Liu Xuemin said, "Okay, for the sake of my little sister, I'll give you three minutes. Let's see what tricks you can come up with."

Chen Ke's pretty face turned pale, and his heart felt cold, as if he was being stared at by a hungry wolf.

“What a fool, it turns out that I fell in love with Chen Ke’s beauty!” Long Gen took out his mobile phone and cursed secretly: “Hey, my mother-in-law is so beautiful that it’s a troublesome thing!”

Dial He Wenfeng. He Wenfeng on the other end of the phone seemed a little anxious.

"Xiaolong, are you okay? What happened? You ran very fast."

Long Gen curled his lips and said helplessly: "Uncle He, there is really some trouble. What, my sister was bullied and took action. The police uncle is here now and wants to take me away. Look... ."

"He dares!" He Wenfeng let out a bastard's anger, "Give the phone to the policeman and I'll talk to him!"

Liu Xuemin answered the phone suspiciously, "Hey, who are you?"

"I'm He Wenfeng, the county magistrate of Qingyuan County! Stop the team immediately, and let that guy go. If you lose a hair, I will dismiss you!" The future son-in-law almost got into trouble on his own territory, and He Wenfeng felt embarrassed There is no light on the surface, and the tone is naturally not much better!

Liu Xuemin was stunned and cursed into the microphone:

　　"Fuck you! If you were the county magistrate, I would still be the provincial governor! I'm just a fool!"

“You bastard, how dare you play with me! Take Xiao Li away!” Liu Xuemin yelled as he put down the phone.

Long Gen was dumbfounded. What is going on? My father-in-law is not a fake county magistrate, right? Why can’t he speak well?

He Wenfeng on the other end of the phone felt as if he had swallowed a fly, stuck in his throat, unable to go up or come down. He was so sick that his old face turned the color of pig liver from holding back.

 “You bastard, how dare you talk to me like that!”

He quickly dialed the number of Chen Tao, the director of the County Public Security Bureau. As soon as the call was connected, he roared: "Let me go immediately to a man named Long Gen. I never want to see the person who arrested Long Gen in a police uniform again." , that’s it, goodbye!”

With a "peng" sound, He Wenfeng slammed the phone down, and He Wenfeng felt better.

Think about it for a while, pick up your coat and go out.

ˆ…..

At the Western District Police Station of Qingyuan County, Long Gen was locked in the interrogation room, handcuffed and shackled, like a serious criminal.

“Name.” Liu Xuemin said coldly.

 “Dragon root.”

 “Age.”

Long Gen blinked and thought for a while, "I'm not sure, I should be twenty-one years old."

 “Pop!”

Liu Xuemin became angry, "You brat, are you taking advantage of me for fun?"

“Officer, it’s not true, I really don’t know!” Long Gen rolled his eyes, feeling helpless. Why didn’t anyone believe him when he told the truth?

"I don't know what he means! You will know it soon after I beat him!" Liu Xuemin held the electric baton and stretched it out.

Long Gen's eyelids twitched, "No, no, no, police officer, police uncle, I..."

 “Ding-a-ling, jingle-a-ling”

The phone on Liu Xuemin's waist rang rapidly. Liu Xuemin took it out and saw the call from the director. He was startled and quickly answered it.

“Hello, Director, are you okay?” The originally angry face was replaced by a flattering smile, and the smile was so bright that it was probably not as festive as the worship service!

"What? Long...Long Gen..." Liu Xuemin suddenly changed his face and looked at Long Gen in fear, "Yes, yes, yes, Director, I will release him immediately, release him immediately."

Liu Xuemin wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, but a death-like voice came from the other end of the phone: "You don't have to come to work tomorrow, just rest at home..."

As soon as he left the police station, Long Gen saw He Wenfeng, his future father-in-law.

He Wenfeng's face suddenly darkened, he stared coldly at Chen Ke next to Long Gen, and said gloomily: "Who is she?"

"She, she is my sister, sister." Long Gen said hurriedly: "We live in the same village, sister, sister..."