Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Hashirama crossed his arms with depression written on his face

Damn it, Madara let him pretend. Damn it! ! !

The more Hashirama thinks about it, the angrier he becomes, and the more he thinks about it, the more depressed he becomes...

Why does Madara have someone like him... Why don't I... Hashirama fell into thought...

Could it be...that we have to use the one in the Sealed Book...

Madara didn't think too much about it. Wasn't she just a fan asking for a photo? What a normal thing. He still wants to leave here...

Madara got out of bed and was about to climb out of the window and sneak away...

At this moment, the little nurse from before came back again. She forgot to give intravenous drips to the two patients... Embarrassing... Then she saw Madara who had just gotten out of bed...

"Chief Madara! Why are you down here! Hurry up! Lie down quickly." The little nurse saw Madara getting out of bed. The one who was in a hurry, whether it was a drip or not, whether the patient was a patient or not, just stay there for the time being.

Dave, Mirror:?

"..I need to go to the toilet.." Madara sighed helplessly..

"Ah? Then you can't walk there either. Just wait a moment and I'll push the wheelchair over to you!" After the nurse finished speaking, she went to push Madara's wheelchair.

Later, Madara was forced into a wheelchair by the little nurse...

quiet..

"Aren't you leaving yet?" Madara turned her head helplessly and asked the little nurse.

"...Um...actually...as a nurse...I don't mind watching you, ahem, protect and watch you go to the toilet," the little nurse blushed and said coyly.

"No, I can go to the toilet by myself." Madara said slowly while suppressing the anger in her heart with veins popping out on her head.

"Then... okay... this is my Penguin number. You fell into the toilet, no, I mean if you fell into the toilet, ah no no no, I mean if you have any emergency in the toilet, hurry up Send me a message. "The little nurse handed Madara a small note, covered her face and ran away.

Dave and Jing watched in confusion as the little nurse ran away again, where is my drip? ?

Madara is in a wheelchair and is going to push the wheelchair to the toilet first. There should be a window there, so let's run from there. It's probably not safe to run from here. He was really scared of that little girl...

Hashirama on the side saw this scene, rolled his eyes, and immediately got out of bed, took Jing's wheelchair and sat on it, and followed Madara while rowing the wheel with both hands.

"Buzz!!" Jing looked at Hashirama running away with his wheelchair, and made a confused and confused sound...

in the corridor

Madara paddled her wheel slowly towards the toilet.

At this time, Madara heard the voice behind her and turned her head in confusion. Um..

Their eyes met... You are the right person... Bah... No! Why are you following me?

The two looked at each other and said nothing...

Madara paddled the wheel slowly, and Hashirama did the same... The atmosphere at this moment gradually became tense...

Then...on the verge of breaking out...

The hands of the two people suddenly looked like phantoms, and they rushed out in a wheelchair.

Pedestrians on the corridor could only see a gust of wind and tire tracks on the ground.

What the hell happened to rush past in such a flash? Two big black mice?

"Hahahaha! Hashirama! You're going to lose this time!!" Facing the wind in the hospital, Madara turned around in her wheelchair and looked at Hashirama behind her, laughing.

"Motor! Don't be so arrogant!! Let me show you what the God of Konoha Mountain is! Ahhhhh!!" Veins popped up on Hashirama's head. Originally, his hands were still phantoms, but now they are no longer even shadows...

At the turning staircase, Hashirama used Chakra on his hand, then stood up and sat down hard. Even the wheelchair and the person jumped up. The wheelchair actually had one wheel standing on the handrail of the stairs. Hashirama had just one wheel. The wheels went down the stairs.

When Madara looked at it like this, it was damning that he was just pretending. Then Madara's hands suddenly accelerated. When she reached the top of the stairs, she put one hand on the armrest of the wheelchair and the other on the guardrail of the stairs. She used her hands hard and jumped deep, including the chair and the person. building.

On the first floor of the hospital, the two of them went downstairs together, took a breath, and looked at each other...and then

"Hello, did you just call the police and report that there was something supernatural happening here? Can you tell us in detail?" The police from the Uchiha clan received a call from the hospital and sent two police officers here to inquire about the situation.

"Just... just now, two... wheelchairs... this *￥, and then suddenly (*￥, I￥#*, you *￥#*#, they *#￥&*#%"

Uchiha Police:......

On the streets of Konoha

Two hurricanes passed through the streets...

"Hahahaha!! Madara!! I'm going to win soon!!" Hashirama looked at Madara who was only one meter away from him and laughed.

Madara took a deep breath, and then the light of Chakra slowly appeared on the surface of her hands. With a swish, Hashirama took a mouthful of smoke...

"Baga!! Madara! You cheated with Chakra! Shameless!!" Hashirama roared angrily, shameless! Then he also used Chakra in his hand and followed Madara closely.

The two of them just ran from the north of Konoha to the south of Konoha... Passers-by on the streets of Konoha today didn't know what happened... This... why are there four tire marks on this street?

We are about to reach the village entrance, damn it! ! Hashirama looked at Madara's back in front of him, feeling a little anxious.

"No matter! Wood Style. Wooden Golem Jutsu!" Then Hashirama, who was sitting in the wheelchair, clapped his hands, and a wooden giant instantly protruded from the ground. He put Hashirama and the wheelchair on Wooden Golem's head, and took Hashirama with him. Rushed over.

"Susanoo!" Madara sneered in her heart, and then a blue light slowly floated on the surface of the wheelchair.

Susanoo, second form.

Two-story giants... with a person in a wheelchair on their heads... rushed towards the door of Konoha.

Chūnin, the gatekeeper of Konoha, was dumbfounded when he saw this scene...this...this...this...should he throw a kunai to show that he was blocking...

The two passed directly through the gate of Konoha and continued running... Konoha's gatekeeper Chūnin looked at the broken Konoha gate at a loss...

This...this...should not be his fault...he really can't stop it...

The two of them ran hundreds of times around the Land of Fire...for a whole day...they started to compete with each other to see who had more Chakra...in the end...the Chakra was almost gone. The two looked at each other and decided to reduce it together. A little Chakra.

” Wood Style. Wooden Golem Wheelchair!

"Prestigious wheelchair!"

"Motor!!!"

"Hash hot mom!!!"

the next morning

Dave looked at the two people covered in bandages on the hospital bed opposite... What did these two people do yesterday...

He was fine and alive yesterday...how come when he woke up...both of them were wrapped in rice dumplings? ? ?

“Hash hot mom!!”

"Motor!!"

Even if the two of them were wrapped into rice dumplings, they could still make sounds...