Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Today's Chūnin exam may be the exam with the lowest losses and the lowest damage in history.

This Chūnin exam is really like novices pecking each other. Every two people on the stage are throwing kunai at each other.

You said that as a Genin, it is understandable that you throw inaccurately, but why did you bring dozens of kunai and throw them all at my referee?

In the end, it’s a matter of whoever brings the most kunai, and whoever throws all the kunai away first loses. Those ninjas who came on stage later realized this and ran out of the arena to buy kunai.

The first place was even more bastard, he was a ninja from Konoha, his family owned a weapons shop, and he came with several sacks of kunai to throw around. This is really troublesome for Dave. Laozi worked hard to be a referee, but in the end he just came here to hide from Kunai and train his reaction ability?

Kakuzu was even more sad. He had waited for such a conference and then opened an order. Well, it seemed that he was going to kill that Mist Shinobi hard.

After the exam, Kakuzu went to the court in tears and picked up thousands of kunai. He also sold them at a price several times higher with tears in his eyes.

And this time the Chūnin exam ended in a muddle. The final result was that only the first placer in this Chūnin exam became a Chūnin.

Whether or not he can become a Chūnin was jointly discussed by the five shadows. However, with such a dramatic scene today, the five shadows were helpless. They had no choice but to blame the black-faced ghost.

But there is no way that none of them can become Chūnin. After thinking about it, the Five Shadows can only move up to the first place.

Kakuzu came out of the hospital and found Dave with an unhappy face.

"Boy, is this the business opportunity you are talking about?" Kakuzu asked very unhappy. He had worked hard all day, but in the end he only earned 10 million? Didn't he lose everything?

He can make millions per minute, but he just stole 10 million from Mizukage on this day. How is this possible?

"Since business opportunities don't come to us, let's create business opportunities." Dave narrowed his eyes and said slowly...

Dave's heart has been filled with fire all day. Nonsense, being thrown away a kunai for a day, how can anyone bear it?

"How to make it?" Kakuzu rolled his eyes and asked slowly.

Dave took out two pairs of black stockings from his arms, handed one to Kakuzu, and put the other on his head.

Looking at Dave, whose facial features exploded against the stockings in front of him, Kakuzu swallowed and put the stockings that Dave handed over over his head.

"Go back and talk to the factory over at Orochoku. Why are these stockings so tight?" Dave, whose mouth was turned out under the stockings, said speechlessly.

"Understood." Kakuzu, whose eyelids were flaring under his stockings, nodded in agreement.

"Take it" Dave pulled out a pistol from his belt and handed it to Kakuzu.

"What is this?" Kakuzu took it and asked doubtfully.

"The pistol, I call him the Desert Eagle. The dwarf and Orochimaru made it in the past two days. Let's go to the training ground to try it out later, and we will do it at night." Dave said with a hint of laughter at the corner of his mouth and a sip. Why are these rubbish stockings so tight? Is it more difficult to tear it apart?

"Okay" Kakuzu nodded.

"Walk"

"Bang!" The two of them collided...

"You must adjust the tightness of the stockings for Laozi! You can't see anything clearly!"

"clear!"

"gogogo!"

"boom!"

"Fuck, go get Laozi adjusted right now!"

In the middle of the night, the moon is dark and the wind is high, killing people, ah, what a hurtful night.

Three o'clock in the morning, on the rooftop of the Kidney Hotel.

"Do you know how to do this?" Dave looked at Kakuzu and asked.

"Must" Kakuzu nodded. After an afternoon of training, Kakuzu is already very good at it. If it weren't for the lack of range, he can accurately hit people from 800 miles away.

"This operation is codenamed 'Operation Stockings'. The target is all Genin from the four major ninja villages. It must cause disability and other major trauma," Dave said, holding the pistol in both hands and looking at Kakuzu.

"Understood" Kakuzu narrowed his eyes.

"By the way, put on your stockings."

"...clear"

"From now on, we will be the Akatsuki organization. It can also be called a terrorist organization." When the two were about to go downstairs, Dave looked at Kakuzu and said.

"....What's the significance of the establishment of this organization?" Kakuzu asked doubtfully.

"Create a world with only WIFI," Dave said solemnly.

"....How much can I earn?" Kakuzu doesn't care about that stuff.

"Think about it, the whole ninja world is full of WIFI, how much can you earn in a month just by paying for the Internet?" Dave said seductively.

"Gogogo!! Action!!" Kakuzu immediately put on his stockings, his face solemn.

"From now on, I will be Blade and you will be Oro."

"Why?"

"do you have any opinion?"

"Received, over!"

The two jumped down from the upstairs and reached Sunagakure's floor first.

Dave slowly opened the glass and gestured to Kakuzu next to him.

Kakuzu nodded, then picked up the pistol and rushed in quietly. Dave followed behind Kakuzu.

The two stood in front of the bed of a Sand Shinobi Genin, Dave gesturing to Kakuzu.

Under the stockings, Kakuzu narrowed his eyes and nodded, then picked up the gun and shot the man in the leg.

"Ahhh!!" Sand Shinobi Genin suddenly started and roared.

Dave looked at Kakuzu in confusion, and Kakuzu also looked at Dave in confusion.

"I'll fucking let you knock him out before he does it!" Dave slapped his forehead hard and shouted.

"Then... what to do now..." Kakuzu scratched his head in embarrassment and pointed at the still roaring Sand Shinobi Genin and asked.

Sand Shinobi Genin is still confused. Looking at the two weirdos with stockings on their heads and distorted faces that suddenly appeared in front of him, he roared in horror.

"Knock him out, and you still make him howl?" Dave pointed at the howling Sand Shinobi Genin and shouted.

"Understood" Kakuzu nodded, picked up the pistol with his right hand, and hit Genin hard on the head with the butt.

Genin passed out...

"Call the Blade, call the Blade, what do we do now, Blade"

"..I tm...we are right in front of you. What are you doing with my walkie-talkie? The mission failed. Oro, retreat!"

"Received, received, over!"

"Shut up!"

"Received, received, over!"

"..."

On a dark and windy night, two wretched men with stockings on their heads and distorted faces evacuated the place.

The next day, Genin came to Konoha Hospital.

"Hokage!! You Konoha must give us Sunagakure an explanation today!!" Samana looked at Tobirama aside and roared with anger.

"What's it called? Look, this is not the damage caused by my Konoha people at all. That little Iron Body on his leg, Konoha doesn't have this kind of metal at all!" Tobirama sneered and said slowly.