Crazy Dave Of Konoha

In the Hokage building

Kaguya suddenly arrived here, and Hagoromo, who was helping Tobirama process documents over there, was stunned for a moment.

"Mom, why are you here?" Yuyi looked at his mother who suddenly arrived and asked in confusion.

"I made some rice myself and brought it to you to eat." Kaguya took out the iron lunch box in his hand and placed it in front of Hagoromo's table.

Hagoromo looked at the lunch boxes on the table and shed tears of emotion... This is the first time my mother has cooked for them... I must eat them all for him!

Kaguya looked at Hagoromo's expectant look, with a smile on his face...

Hagoromo slowly opened the lid of the lunch box, and the golden light he imagined did not appear. Instead, a dark cloud floated out...

Hagoromo looked at the dishes in the lunch box, and the smile on his face stopped suddenly...

I, Sage of Six Paths...don't know if I can survive after eating this...

"Hagoromo, stop looking and eat quickly." Seeing Hagoromo's dazed look, Kaguya thought it was Hagoromo who was moved by seeing him cooking for the first time, so he said helplessly.

"Um... mother... um... I'm not hungry now... um... I'll eat it later..." Hagoromo slowly closed the lid and said with a forced smile.

"No, it's already noon. How can I not eat? I'll watch you finish eating before leaving." Kaguya shook his head. It looks like I won't leave until you eat...

Hagoromo looked at the lunch box in front of him, as if he saw a life-and-death enemy... The battle a thousand years ago was not as scary as it is now... Hagoromo opened the lid again... looked at the contents of the lunch box... and picked it up tremblingly. I picked up something that looked like a vegetable...

Hagoromo looked at the thing on the chopsticks... and swallowed... What are you afraid of? This is the meal cooked by his mother... Eat it! Yuyi felt cruel and stuffed it into his mouth..

Yuyi's face turned pale on the spot...

"Then... that... mother... do you still want to deliver food to your brother and the others? You... you see... the food is almost cold... go and deliver it to them..." Hagoromo insisted. He said slowly with a smile.

"Well, you should also pay attention to rest. I'll go first." Kaguya watched his child eat his meal, nodded with satisfaction, and left here instantly...

"puff!"

"Hagoromo-sama! Hagoromo-sama! Hagoromo-sama has fainted. Call 120!" The guard outside the door heard the knocking sound coming from inside and shouted quickly.

Ashura looked at the meal sent by his dear grandma... and ate it with a smile on his face, maybe because he was in better physical condition... Kaguya watched Ashura eat it all, and ate every last one. ..The face is full of relief, Ashura is a good boy.

Just when Kaguya disappeared to find the next victim, Ashura foamed at the mouth and fainted on the ground...

So... Hamura... The same thing happened to Indra and Indra... Hamura was fishing in the lake in the back mountain of Konoha... He lost a few fish and was about to roast them when he suffered a disaster... Indra...he originally refused to eat...but looking at Kaguya's sad eyes...well...Indra ate bravely.

Today, five patients came to Konoha's hospital...all of them underwent gastric lavage...

Dave looked at the five familiar people who had arrived...and heard what happened to them...with some schadenfreude on his face...hehe...the rice cooked by his wife tastes good, well, it tastes really good!

afternoon

Kaguya and Mito came to the east end of Konoha, where square dancing is held.

"Kaguya, while no one is here, I will teach you some common moves." Mito pulled Kaguya to the field and said with a smile on his face.

Kaguya nodded

The two began to twist to the rhythm...

Gradually, people came...

"The vast ninja world is my love~ The flowers are blooming under the stretches of Konoha Mountain~ What kind of rhythm is the most swaying~ What kind of singing is the most joyful~ The winding river comes from the sky~ leaving behind a riot of colors A piece of sea~Sizzling songs are what we look forward to~"

As the music played, Kaguya gradually became familiar with it.

Mito and Kaguya stood at the front of everyone as the lead dancers, dancing to the music...

Kaguya's cool aura and neat movements made many people stop and watch, and Kaguya also enjoyed it... She felt a feeling that she had not felt in a thousand years, happiness.

After the dance, Kaguya received praises from many aunties, and Kaguya nodded coolly.

Then, Kaguya and Mito starred in several more dances. Kaguya became more and more proficient and his movements became more and more beautiful.

"Phew! Kaguya! The next song is the most difficult one in our square dance! Are you confident?" Mito wiped the sweat from his face, looked at Kaguya with a smile and asked.

Kaguya nodded.

"Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it..." When the moon rises, the red lantern will be lit. The music of the festival is the secret code. The delicate butterflies will Seduced out~" (Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, this is the Chinese translation)

As the accompaniment played, Kaguya and Mito looked at each other and took a deep breath.

Immediately, Kaguya jumped into the butterfly step, with his hands on his hips and spinning around...

...

On the other side, in the base of the fecal picking brigade

"Damn Hagoromo Hamura!! I didn't expect them to be resurrected too! Damn you! Mom is mine alone!" Black Zetsu shouted angrily.

"Then what should we do, Black Zetsu leader!" A White Zetsu in the audience stood up and shouted.

"...We have saved a lot of money before! Now! It's time for this money to be put to use!!" Black Zetsu shouted.

"...that...leader of Black Zetsu...we have no money..." At this time, Fei put down the excrement that he had been studying for a long time and turned from golden to black, and walked to Black Zetsu's side to remind him.

"Asshole! Where's our money!!!" Black Zetsu was stunned for a moment and roared angrily.

"...That little orange thing came yesterday and took it all away..." A Fei shrugged and said helplessly.

"... Damn it! Dave can tolerate it, but Black Zetsu can't! Everyone! Copy guy!! Go and copy his Internet cafe for me!!" Black Zetsu picked up the feces over there and slapped it hard. He fell to the ground and roared.

Then, hundreds of White Zetsu, some holding shit stirrers, some holding shit shovels, and some holding shit poles, surrounded the Nine Tails Internet cafe.

Little Nine Tails was teaching the others the art of borrowing things, etc., when he suddenly felt the lights dimming and looked outside...

"Come on!!" Black Zetsu shouted with the banner of "Dung Picking Brigade" on his shoulder.

"Run!!!"