Crazy Dave Of Konoha

In the hospital...

The doctor looked at the black man in front of him, with a mop with feces in his mouth, and fell into deep thought...

"Can you take out the mop, doctor?" A Fei looked at the doctor and asked.

"It can be taken out...but..." The doctor gave Ah Fei a complicated look...but hesitated to speak...

"But what?" A Fei asked.

"But its mouth may be deformed, and the recovery time may be longer," the doctor said helplessly.

"Five five five five!" Black Zetsu purred.

"Oh, doctor, he said take it!" Ah Fei understood and nodded quickly.

Black Zetsu looked at Ah Fei in confusion...

"Five five five five!"

"Oh, doctor, he asked you, do you know what it feels like to have a bowel movement?" A Fei understood again and looked at the doctor and asked.

"Five five five five???!!" Black Zetsu wanted to slap this weirdo to death.

The doctor looked at Black Zetsu on the hospital bed with pervert eyes...

"Oh, doctor, he said he hasn't washed his underwear in months."

"Five five five??!" Black Zetsu kicked A Fei out, and Laozi didn't even wear underwear!

"..."I am a doctor...I am a doctor...The doctor kept murmuring in his heart...looking at Black Zetsu on the hospital bed like a formidable enemy.

Half a month later, everyone gathered at Hashirama's house because today was the day when Hashirama's TV series starring Madara and Mito was broadcast.

Orochimaru had brought a satellite to the moon and launched it into outer space half a month ago. Television, this time-breaking thing, appeared in the homes of most villagers.

Kakuzu is having a lot of fun these days, including signal fees, money from selling TVs, and advertising booth fees on TVs. Kakuzu was so happy that he was so happy. Even door-to-door delivery was installed by Kakuzu himself in an electric tricycle...

Because there is still not enough time... Dave will write a script first, film a TV series and put it on TV, otherwise the TV will always be full of advertisements... ahem... it's a bit embarrassing...

"For all the pain of persistence in love

For all the wounds of hatred and persistence~" As a slightly sad female voice sounded... um... trailer...

"When Cinderella marries into a wealthy family! The happy fairy tale life turns into a phantom, with her mean and cold mother-in-law (played by Kaguya), her selfish and narrow-minded husband (played by Hashirama), her (played by Mito) struggling marriage, and even more so with her good sisters. With the intervention of Madara (played by Madara, well, I couldn’t find a spare woman, so I asked Madara to put on women’s clothes...ahem...), how could a weak and kind-hearted woman be driven to despair by reality? Retreat! Village woman! Save the happy love-hate drama!

"The Temptation of Returning to the Village"! "

Against the background of the slightly sad female singing voice, the slightly magnetic voice of the male voice (Dave) slowly came from the TV

This set fascinated everyone

"Oh oh oh!! It's about to start!" Hashirama and Ashura shouted in anticipation, each holding a bucket of popcorn in their hands.

"Watch it carefully, huh, this is starring Teru Yoruichi and I, and both of us haven't stopped for the past half month," Mito said with a snort.

Kaguya nodded. There was also a hint of anticipation on his face. This is her first time participating in something like this, and she really wants to see how well she can act.

"Oh? Is my mother also involved? No wonder I haven't seen my mother very much in the past half month." Hamura asked in confusion.

"Well, she must have done a good job as mother. Let's take a look together." Yuyi smiled and nodded. No, I have to discuss with Dave later to let my mother act more... I must not let my mother have extra thoughts on cooking!

"Mom's acting skills must be the best!! Damn it!" Black Zetsu said with a loud smile and nodded.

After saying that, Black Zetsu silently came to Dave's side.

"Dave, let's discuss it and bring me with you next time something like this happens," Black Zetsu said in a low voice.

"Huh? Take you with me?" Dave was stunned for a moment and looked at the guy with his big mouth...

"Yes! You must take me with you!" Black Zetsu nodded fiercely.

Normally it would be difficult for him to meet his mother. She seems to like filming this kind of thing. If I can participate and play the role of his son...

Then... Hehehe... The relationship between my mother and I quickly heated up... Hehehe...

All those Hagoromo, Ashura Indra, get out of here!

"Ahahahaha!!"

Black Zetsu's smile became more and more obscene...and his laughter became louder and louder...as if a happy life was right in front of him...

"Spicy stuffing!" Madara and Indra looked at each other, and at the same time, a spicy stuffing knocked Black Zetsu away.

"ah!!"

"Dave, what's the general plot?" Izuna looked at Dave and asked.

"In the eyes of people around them, Uzumaki Pinru (played by Mito) and Senju Shixian (played by Hashirama) are an enviable model couple. The two are talented and beautiful, and they are a perfect match. However, every family has a hard-to-read story. With the passage of time, the romantic feelings at the beginning of marriage gradually faded, replaced by various practical problems in life. Pinru was criticized by her mother-in-law (Kaguya) for never being able to get pregnant, and her daily life was full of problems. "It's stumbling."

"At the same time, Uzumaki Pinru's best friend Uchiha Ellie (played by Madara), who was studying abroad in a foreign village, suddenly returned to China with the little boy Hatake Shan En (played by Sui Ren), and Shan En turned out to be Shixian's biological flesh and blood. In order to save her, Ellie He did not hesitate to declare war on his friends after losing his love, and Pinru became increasingly tired in this continuous war of family and love."

Dave said slowly in a magnetic male voice...

The atmosphere fell into silence...

But soon, the drama began.

Everyone sat on the sofa and watched the TV series together... Yue Mei and Dave sat on the carpet, Yue Mei leaned in Dave's arms, and the two watched the TV series and whispered...

Ashura found Indra and lay in Indra's arms with a smile...Indra was helpless...sigh...Who made him my brother...

Hashirama looked at Mito, then at Madara...well...he found Madara, and the two of them sat together and chatted about the plot. For example, my acting was better than yours, your acting was not as good as my Hashirama, and so on. ..

Tobirama and Izuna sat together, taunting each other from time to time...

Mito looked at the loving young couple on the carpet, and then at Hashirama who was chatting with Madara. The veins on his face popped out... What a piece of wood... There was no other way, she could only talk to Hui Let's chat with Yoruichi.

Just watched it all night.

There is a plot, Senju Shixian (played by Hashirama)'s sentence

"You're so naughty"

This evening left an indelible image in everyone's hearts...

Now that Tobirama and Izuna saw Hashirama's face...the words "You are so sexy" came to their minds involuntarily...