Crazy Dave Of Konoha

After Dave talked about some basic activities in kindergarten, Dave asked the teachers to come and pick up their children.

Xiao Sannin and Nonoyu are all under Uzumaki Nanako, well, there is no shady story.

I, Principal Dave, stress again, there is absolutely no shady story!

All of this is "random" and depends on "situation".

When the children were all taken to the classroom by their respective teachers, Dave looked to the side.

"Hey! What about you! That PE teacher! Come and get all the benches and tables down here!" Dave shouted with a smile.

"Bastard Dave! I'm a teacher! Not a coolie!!" Veins popped up on Wu's head, and he roared angrily.

Because of what Wu did before...his apprentice Onoki stopped sending him money...well...in order to make a living...Wu found Dave and gave him a job, um...he came to be a physical education teacher...

That traitor, wait till I get back! He actually let his master survive alone in another village?

Now he can't even buy skins in the game. Damn it!

Just when Dave was smiling and about to say a few words to Wu Gang, a vision suddenly occurred, and he saw a black hole slowly appearing on the rooftop of the main building of the kindergarten...

Dave and Wu were both stunned, and then they looked at each other and were on the rooftop in an instant...

"Oh... was this place a few decades ago..." A figure slowly walked out of the black hole. This man was holding a fishing rod in his hand, with a pair of white eyes in his eyes, and said in a casual tone.

Dave was stunned when he saw this figure... This guy is not...

"Huh? There are two more mice here?" The man walked out of the black hole and also noticed Dave and Wu beside him.

"Oh? Hahahahaha, Senju Dave, I didn't expect you to come to the door. I don't have to go to find you again." The man looked at Senju Dave and laughed.

And just when Dave was about to pull him away, two black holes suddenly appeared behind Dave and Wu, dragging them away directly.

Dave is confused... What kind of plot is this... Why is everything so messed up...

"Is that rat here too... It's really disgusting... But you can't hide from it." Looking at the two people disappearing out of thin air, the man smiled evilly and then disappeared here.

In the forest behind Konoha...

Dave and Wu suddenly appeared here... The two landed safely and looked at the two people, one large and one small, on the tree in front of them.

One of them was wearing a black cloak, with bangs on his head covering one eye, and his appearance was very similar to Izuna. The little one has yellow hair...um...

"Who are you?" Wu looked at the two of them and asked in a solemn voice. The ninja world is really getting more and more chaotic. Where did these three people come from?

"We are from other villages. That man is the rebellious ninja of our village. His target is you, Senju Dave. Our mission is to kill him and protect you." The older man looked at Dave slowly. said.

"What are your names?" Dave asked without caring, looking at the two of them with a smile.

"Sasuke"

"Boruto"

Sasuke looked at the smile on Dave's face. Was this old man always so annoying when he was young? Boruto looked at Dave curiously. Did Uncle Dave look like this when he was young?

At this time, a gust of wind came on the field, and the bangs in front of Sasuke's face were blown up. Wu saw the Rinnegan in Sasuke's right eye socket. Aren't these the same eyes as Uchiha Madara?

Wu just wanted to open his mouth to expose them, but Dave on the side patted Wu lightly and shook his head.

Sasuke naturally saw Dave's actions and his eyes widened. This old man, does he know anything? Sure enough, I still like to play tricks.

"In this case, that person has also run away, so the two of them should come to the village to rest first," Dave said with a smile.

"No, I still need to track down his whereabouts. Let's go first." Sasuke glanced at Dave lightly, turned around and left. Boruto was left alone here.

Dave smiled and looked at Boruto in front of him.

"Young man, have you ever been to kindergarten?" Dave asked with a smile.

"Brother Dave... Ahem, Brother Dave, don't look down on people so much, okay! I've already graduated from ninja school!" Boruto said very unhappy.

"Okay, okay, let's go. I'll take you to the village first." Dave shook his head and smiled, leading him back to the village.

Boruto followed Dave and Wu as they walked through the streets of the village, looking around.

The three of them walked to the door of the Internet cafe.

"Boruto, shall I take you to the Internet cafe to play games?" Dave asked, looking at Boruto aside.

"Eh? Aren't those under 16 not allowed to enter the Internet cafe?" Boruto asked doubtfully. I regretted it after saying that, which was terrible.

"Well, of course, but I have privileges here." Dave smiled, not paying attention, and continued Boruto's words.

"Okay!" Boruto nodded excitedly. When he wanted to come to the Internet cafe, he had to buy cigarettes and bribe that Kurama, and he was always worried about the police department who would come to investigate. Once, the police department caught him on the spot, and his mother beat him hard when he went back. butt...

Now I can walk into an Internet cafe openly, which is great! !

The three of them walked into the Internet cafe. Boruto saw Kurama on the counter. Kurama still looked half-dead...

"Turn on three machines, Kurama." Dave walked to the counter and said speechlessly while looking at Kurama puffing away in front of him.

Kurama watched Dave coming and turned on the computer for the three of them without saying anything.

Coincidentally, the machine opened for the three of them was next to Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama.

Boruto looked at Madara's ancestor who was dueling with Hashirama's ancestor over there, and shuddered hard... swallowed... and tiptoed to sit on the machine farthest from the two of them...

Back then he bullied Sarana... On his way home from school... Well... Ancestor Madara, Ancestor Izuna, Uncle Kagami, Uncle Shisui, Uncle Obito, Uncle Itachi... Well... six of them don't talk about martial ethics. .A group of people who are hundreds of years old in total... actually blocked me, an 8- or 9-year-old child, in an alley... Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

Uncle Mirror almost used the Mangekyō Sharingan... wuwuwu... so scary...

"Huh? Is Dave here?" Madara looked back and asked Dave.

"Uncle Madara, Uncle Hashirama" Dave smiled and nodded.

"Huh? Is Dave here too? Isn't it the time for your kindergarten to start today?" Hashirama asked in confusion.

"Ah, the things in the kindergarten are over, I have nothing to do now." Dave shrugged.

"Come on, there are exactly five of us, let's go in five rows. Hashirama is a scumbag, I can't take him with him." Madara nodded, looked at a few people and said.