Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"What?? Ten thousand silver taels for a lunch?? Why the hell don't you go and grab it??!!" Onoki looked at the menu in front of him, looked at the several zeros on the menu, and then looked at the waiter Kuromori in front of him. The ghost roared angrily.

Kakuzu didn't care and stretched out his hand to wipe the saliva from his face.

"Today is the second anniversary of the publication of Hokage-sama's paper on the Will of Fire. Therefore, the number of tourists in the village will be much greater than usual, and the price will naturally increase. Do you want to eat? Or not?" Kakuzu was babbling lightly.

Adhering to Dave's purpose of tricking people from other villages to death, well, I, Comrade Kakuzu, have learned very well.

"...eat...eat..." Onoki said hesitantly with trembling hands...

"Well, you Iwagakure brought a total of 143 people, and you brought 144. A dish is 10,000 silver taels, which is 1.44 million. Oh, I forgot, you guys Some of the people had a luxurious lunch, which cost 100,000 yuan each. I calculated, it should be 2.04 million yuan." Kakuzu took out the calculator and said slowly.

"???" Ohnoki was even more confused. I, Tsuchikage, didn't even dare to have a luxurious lunch? Which bastards dare to eat it?

"You can solve your problems by yourselves. They have already eaten those luxurious lunches, so they cannot return them." Kakuzu naturally saw Ohnoki's expression and said slowly.

"So, I, Kakuzu, give me the money"

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Ohnoki clutched the money in his hand tightly... Kakuzu, with a smile on his face, tugged hard, then turned around and left.

Time to find Raikage.

After lunch...

Ai and Onoki stood together, their faces full of silence...

"How much did you spend on lunch?" Ai suddenly asked.

"2.04 million, what about you?" Ohnoki said slightly sadly.

"800w."

"????Are you all just losers??" Ohnoki was stunned after hearing this. How much can you eat? More than 100 people can eat 8 million?

Ai didn't want to say anything. As Onoki said, the people in Cloud Shinobi Village are basically practicing taijutsu. The usual requirements for food intake are not low. Even though Ai has tried his best to control the people he brought. Eat less...but in the end I still ate eight million...

"How much did you bring this time?" Ohnoki glanced at Ai with some gloating, and asked doubtfully.

"Five hundred million..." Ai was silent for a while and said slowly...

His father asked him to bring these 300 million for the Second Generation project... At that time, he was still confused. He just came to Konoha to participate in a competition and stayed for a few days. Tens of millions would be enough, so why 500 million?

Now...Ai understands...No wonder his father's face was filled with sadness when he handed him the money...It turns out that his father has been through this...

Onoki was silently thinking about the 100 million he had brought. Now he was beginning to worry about whether his money was enough...

Suddenly, a black shadow appeared in front of the two people. They were startled and immediately looked in front of them in an attacking posture.

"I, Kakuzu." Kakuzu looked at the two people in front of him and said calmly.

The two men's attacking posture is unwavering. In their eyes, Kakuzu is the enemy. It's even better than it is...

"Whatever you want. By the way, I'm here to collect accommodation fees. The people you brought all lived in ordinary suites, one hundred thousand a night, and you two lived in Kage-level suites, one million a night. In the past If you count from two days, the Olympic Games will last for a month, let me calculate..." Kakuzu hadn't finished his words.

"Shut up! Five hundred million! All my money! Can it be in this month?!" Raikage asked with a vein popping up on his head and he took out a big bag of money from the room in an instant.

"No, after including the accommodation fee and food, you are still 300 million short." Kakuzu shook his head, it was ridiculous. You want to spend a month in Konoha with only 500 million? Is it possible?

Ai's figure instantly turned black and white...Father...you still don't have enough money...

"For you Tsuchikage, it's three hundred million. By the way, there's also the cost of your treatment at the hospital yesterday. That's fifty million. Remember to give it together." Kakuzu ignored Ai and looked at Onoki aside.

Onoki's eyes widened instantly...

Seeing the silence between the two of them, Kakuzu sighed helplessly...

After a moment of silence...

"If it really doesn't work," Kakuzu thought for a while...

The eyes of the two people gradually flickered. Is this black-faced ghost going to give us a discount? Want to give us a discount? ? ! !

"Are you short of money? Are you disgusted by your wife? Are you disgusted by your family? Are you tired of living like a fool and waiting to die? Then!

Kakuzu loan app, a loan software you can trust! The loan amount is ‘high’, the repayment fees and interest are ‘low’, the loan speed is ‘fast’, and the repayment cycle is ‘long’.

Whether you are an individual, an organization, a country or a village. Kakuzu loan app can definitely disburse your loan as quickly as possible! Make you relaxed and happy every day! As the saying goes, carpe diem and you have money, so why not do it? " Kakuzu instantly took out his mobile phone and pointed at the Kakuzu loan app on it to introduce...

.....

Although the two of them knew that this was a huge hole... they had to dig it now... otherwise they wouldn't even have the money to live in Konoha...

Seeing the two of them happily taking out the loan, Kakuzu also had a smile on his face.

"Okay, the contract is signed. Because you are repaying the loan in installments, once a quarter, I will come to you every quarter. Don't default on the debt. You must know that since I dare to borrow money, then, I You have the ability to get the money back." Kakuzu said with a smile on his face as he watched the two of them sign the contract.

"Humph, I am also an honest person, don't worry." Ai smiled disdainfully.

Ohnoki remained silent.

Kakuzu Loan App, if you don’t repay your loan and your attitude is particularly bad, then we will send out our gold medal account collectors Senju Hashirama and Ashura.

At that time, there are two ways to collect accounts, civil and military. Which one do you need?

Wen's, well, which one of the two's mouth escapes is not at the Dacheng realm? Martial... Needless to say more...

Well... Ashura also accidentally took out a loan because of a moment of confusion... Now he can't pay back the loan... He has no choice but to become a laborer under Kakuzu... Still without wages... Because all wages are used Come to repay...

Hashirama also...

But... Ashura and Hashirama worked for him for a few days and realized something was wrong... Their monthly salary... seemed to not even cover the interest...