Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Black Zetsu was furious, took out his cell phone and called Kakuzu.

"Hey! Kakuzu! I'm live broadcasting! Why is my live broadcast room suddenly blocked!" Black Zetsu asked directly.

"My c*** Black Zetsu! You fucking live broadcasted this thing for me! Do you believe it or not, I'm going to kill you!" Dave's voice came from inside... Black Zetsu was confused... No, he Wasn't it a call to Kakuzu?

"Dave?? Why is it you? Where is Kakuzu?" Black Zetsu was stunned and asked cautiously.

"Kakuzu? Kakuzu is vomiting in the toilet right now." "Boss, Manager Kakuzu fainted in the toilet! His head fell into the toilet!" "Hurry up and call the hospital!" "That... boss... Manager Kakuzu suddenly woke up... He asked you... whether to reimburse..." "Reimbursement is nonsense. ""Oh... Manager Kakuzu fainted again..." "...I'll reimburse... Hurry up. Let him go to the hospital..."

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Listening to the noise coming from the phone, Black Zetsu hung up the phone silently... took out a cigarette from his arms... Looking at the bright moon gradually appearing in the sky, Black Zetsu's face was filled with melancholy. ..

This is just a small episode...

Live streaming is divided into many modules. Some are gaming, some are daily, and some are even focused on competing with other live broadcasters...

Well... father and son like Might Wei and Might Dai are keen on playing PK...

Night...one o'clock in the morning...

"Youth, hurry up! Get the gifts! The other side is going to take the lead!! Our youth is not allowed to admit defeat!!" Might Wei was wearing a green melon-skin suit, howling with blood on his face.

Youth Gang. (No. 3 on the fan list) Youth No. 3: Everyone, put up the gifts! Our Youth Gang fought for a week and experienced hundreds of battles! Although they all lost, but! Our Youth Gang cannot live up to our youth!

Youth Gang. (Fans Gang No. 2) Youth Gang No. 2: Start brushing up! youth! The hot sun! !

Youth Gang. (No. 1 on the fan list) Youth No. 1: Youth, he is the only life in the dead tree of life. Youth is the only sweet spring in the desert of life. Youth is the only love in a bright and long life. Everyone, everyone of Youth Gang, us! You must never let down the will of youth!

Youth Gang. Youth Brother: Start brushing up, everyone! ! You absolutely cannot lose!

Youth Gang. Youth Brother: Everyone, for the sake of youth, I will first pay 50 excrement readings as a tribute!

Youth Gang. (No. 1 on the fan list) Youth No. 1: Brother Qingchun, you are great! Our Youth Gang will always remember your sacrifice and blood in the Youth Gang!

"Thank you everyone! Thank you everyone! This time! We will definitely win!" Maiweidai looked at the barrage and howled to tears as he looked at the passionate youth.

"Why are you two up here howling in the middle of the night?" Just when the winner was about to be decided in the live broadcast room, a roar came, and the door behind Might Wei and Might Dai was suddenly pushed open... .

"Uh... Ah Cai, this is youth pk!" Might was frightened and said quickly.

"pk? What a pk, go to bed quickly!" Ah Cai shouted angrily as she saw her husband and son wearing the same green melon-skin clothes that she had thrown away thousands of times before.

"Mother, the passionate youth does not allow you to slack off during sleep!!"

"Bang" "Bang"

Veins popped out on A Cai's head, so he gave each of them a blow, grabbed their ears, and dragged them out.

Youth Gang. (No. 1 on the fan list) Youth No. 1: No! ! Our gang leader and young gang leader were arrested! ! They... they sacrificed for their youth! !

Youth Gang. (No. 2 on the fan list) Youth No. 2: Wuwuwu... we can't... we can't... we can't just let the other side go! ! us! Our time! Must win! ! !

(Passer-by) Xiao Xiangxiang: ...This... live broadcast room... Why... does it look a little wrong? ? ? What about the anchor? No anchor?

(Passer-by) Sloppy: Is there no anchor? Um? ? There is no anchor. What gifts are you shopping for?

Some passers-by who just came in are a little confused... There isn't even an anchor in this live broadcast room... Why are you just collecting gifts here?

Youth Gang. Youth Brother: Do you know what youth is? No, you don’t understand, youth is all about getting gifts! ! this time! We must win!

(Passer-by) Pig getting along: ....sick...what kind of live broadcast room? What about brainwashing? ? I reported it, and even banned a person who was playing shit during the day. I thought that was weird enough, but I didn’t expect that there were brainwashing people, what the hell. Report it, report it, report it quickly.

Then...in the live broadcast room...all kinds of gifts began to cover the screen...the gifts also covered up the barrage of passers-by...

Currently...the Youth Gang led by Might Wei as the anchor has 30,000 members...

Well...that is to say...30,000 ignorant and naive people...successfully transformed into green melon-skinned monsters...

These days, the owners of barbershops in the ninja world are still wondering, is this melon hair the latest trend? Why have I had so many haircuts in the past two days, and why are they all wearing the same clothes?

Senju Hashirama, who was PKing against Might on the opposite side... saw that all Mighty people on the opposite side were gone... Not only did the PK value not drop, but it started to rise, and he looked confused...

"Madara, something is wrong! They are about to overtake us!" Hashirama hurriedly sent a message to Madara.

"Is Might awesome? Yes, he has some skills. Okay, I originally thought that the remaining 9 million can be played in the live broadcast for a few days. Forget it, I will help you now." Madara nodded doubtfully. Then, I took out my mobile phone and looked at the gift below the live broadcast room for a while...

[v15 user, No. 1 on the fan list, Uchiha Madara, sent out the top Buddha x23]

[v15 user, number one on the fan list, Uchiha Madara, sent grandma’s love. Meals x14]

[v15 user, number one on the fan list, Uchiha Madara, sent Six Paths. Planetary Devastationx43]

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Well... Hashirama, with the help of Madara, won the PK without any suspense...

Youth Gang. Youth No. 1: No! No! No! ! We... we... we actually lost again... we... let down the gang leader! Woo woo woo...

Youth Gang. Youth No. 2: The leader of the gang will be very disappointed after seeing it...

Youth Gang. Youth Brother: Don’t be discouraged. The gang leader once said that a temporary failure is nothing. We must muster the courage to fight them again!

Youth Gang. Youth Girl: Yes! Don't be discouraged, we will definitely win next time!

Youth Gang. Uncle Youth: If the gang leader was here, he would comfort us like this!

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And they don't know...that their gang leader is being abused...