Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Hashirama quickly put down his headphones and went outside to see what was going on....

"What's going on? Is there anyone fighting over there in the Valley of the End?" Hashirama murmured in confusion as he listened to the noise coming from the direction of the Valley of the End.

"Izanagi!"

....

Hashirama vaguely heard a voice coming from over there...Hmm...it turned out to be that kid Danzo...Who was he fighting there?

Hashirama used Chakra to feel it. It was Dave. They were fighting? Forget it, let's go back to PK, they are probably just joking.

night...

Madara, Hashirama, Tobirama, Izuna, Dave, Mirror, Hiruzen, Danzo... Eight people came out to drink... It was Hashirama who called out. He wanted to ask what happened today. There has been a fight in the Valley of the End all day. , Konoha has been shaking, and Hashirama also wants to ask what is going on.

Of course, part of the reason is that Hashirama lost the PK with Madara today. Hashirama took it for granted that it was because Dave fought with Danzo today, which affected his own state, and that was why he lost the PK. So I called out Madara and said harsh words...

"Danzo, why did you and Dave spend the whole day playing in the Valley of the End today?" Hashirama looked at Danzo and asked in confusion.

"It's okay, teacher, Dave and I are playing around, right Dave?" Danzo shook his head and asked Dave with sharp eyes.

"Yes, yes...it's just a joke..." Dave, who was bruised and swollen, nodded.

Danzo is a scoundrel... No matter what tricks he uses, he just says one word, Izanagi... In the end, Dave gave up the struggle... and let Danzo vent his anger after a violent beating... .

"It's a joke. You should pay attention to the impact next time. Konoha was shaking all day today, which made me lose the PK with Madara today! Damn it! Madara, I will definitely do it next time. I win you! I can do it too!" Hashirama said with disdain on his face.

"Do you want to dance too?" Madara, wearing a big gold chain, said with the same disdain.

"Forget it, let's have a drink." Tobirama shook his head speechlessly.

Hiruzen and Kagami were sitting in the corner shivering... They originally came to see Danzo and Dave for a drink and asked what happened today... and then they were dragged here...

Three hours later...

"Um...Jing...you...let's...let's stop drinking...let's go home and sleep..." Dave looked at Jing who was drinking desperately and asked tremblingly.

Usually when the four of them go out to drink, they always order until they finish... Just drink and chat for a while... What's going on today... They've drank dozens of bottles...

"Sleep?! Sleep... why are you sleeping! Come on! Keep drinking!" Jing's face turned red, and he patted the table angrily and shouted.

"Mirror, stop drinking, stop drinking. We're not outsiders. Why are you drinking so much?" Izuna on the side also hurriedly stopped him.

"You!" The mirror fan stared at Izuna with a finger.

Danzo, Dave, and Hiruzen looked at each other... always feeling that something bad would happen later...

"Uchiha Izuna! You...you are a der! Don't...don't stop me! Little...be careful with me...I'll give you a shit! Keep drinking!" Jing tremblingly pointed at Izuna and shouted.

Looking at Uchiha Izuna's ashen face, everyone remained silent...

"And you! Uchiha Madara!" Kage, who was already drunk, went crazy with alcohol. He stepped on the bench with one foot and pointed at Uchiha Madara over there tremblingly and shouted.

"You're crazy! Shut up!" Hiruzen and Dave on the side slapped their foreheads speechlessly, and quickly pulled down the mirror standing on it.

"Don't pull me! Be careful to give you two a shit... shit... shit read!" Jing, who was pulled to the ground, broke free and said with a drunken face...

"...Well...if you want to die, I won't stop you..." Dave and Hiruzen looked at each other, um...I don't care about you...

"Uchiha Madara! I...I tell you! I...I, Uchiha Kagami...are now...now the clan leader of Uchiha! You...you, don't even think about hitting me again! If it weren't for the fact that...you are... Senior...I...I will punch you...do you believe it...I will make you unable to get out of bed for three days!"

"And you three! Dave! Hiruzen! Danzo!"

Looking at the Rinnegan over there, Madara, Danzo, Hiruzen, and Dave were already gleaming. They were planning to hide away, but suddenly they heard this guy calling him...

"You... you... are my best friends... brothers!"

Hmm... It's still a personal thing... The fists that the three people just raised silently lowered...

"I treat you... as brothers! And you?! You! You actually treat me as your father!"

"The man who rides the horse can't stand it anymore! Fuck him!" Dave picked up a plate of food on the table and threw it directly in Jing's face.

"Hiruzen! Summoning the monkey demon out! Stick it in his ass!"

"The ape demon refuses Summoning and tells me to get out. Wait a minute, boss! Bring the shit stick from your toilet!"

The boss fled in a hurry...These people really...if you can't drink, don't drink...one by one, they are acting like crazy...call the police quickly...

"Danzo! Ghoul Feng...forget it...don't kill him...don't use your hands, kick him with your feet!"

"Get out of the way." At this time, after the three of them fought for a while... Madara stood up slowly and said.

Dave and the other three quickly got out of the way...

"Super. Shinra Tenzheng!"

"This is a small business for me!!"

....

Hashirama, Madara, Izuna, and Tobirama left in style...Dave silently took out money to compensate the boss for his losses...Danzo and Hiruzen went to the hospital with a mirror that no longer looked like a human being...

Later, Dave went to the hospital...looking at the mirror that was wrapped up into a mummy and was still in a coma...a flying kick...directly kicked the mummy mirror out of the window...

"Dave! The mirror is like this! Why are you beating him?" Danzo asked hurriedly.

"I will compensate the boss 5 million taels of silver," Dave said expressionlessly.

"It's only 5 million, you don't need to be so angry!" Danzo said speechlessly.

"Really? Uncle Madara's Shinra Tenzheng, that street is now in ruins, oh, yes, yes, I remembered it. Didn't you, Hokage, build that street as a developer? The 500 million final payment has not yet been made. Here, the agreed time is three years, and Kakuzu will be accepting the acceptance in three months... You may not be able to get your... 500 million..."

....

"Where's the mirror?"

"He's lying downstairs."

"Hiruzen, can you lend me the monkey demon?"

"..The ape demon told you to get out of here."

"That's it...all the zombies are sealed!"

"Calm down! Calm down, Danzo! The mirror is like this! Why are you killing him! It's only 500 million! You don't need to be so angry!" Dave, who was dragging Danzo's thigh, was stunned after saying this... Why does this sound familiar...