Crazy Dave Of Konoha

One day...

"What? Your wife is pregnant! How many months have she been pregnant?" Dave asked excitedly, holding the hand of the person in front of him.

"Uh uh... yes... yes... now... it's been two months now..." Ise swallowed and nodded tremblingly...

"Hahaha! Great! Quick! Immediately! Immediately! Take your wife home! Give her two years of maternity leave to raise the baby at home! The salary will still be paid! It will be paid! It will be doubled!" Dave smiled happily said.

"Isn't this a bit too long..." Ise asked doubtfully.

"Grow a long fart, fast! Your wife has nothing to do in the past two years. The only thing she has to do is to stay at home and raise the baby!" After Dave said this, he kicked Ise out.

Ise stood blankly outside the office door...

Why...my wife is pregnant...The principal looks more excited than me...

Ise was stunned for a while, but thinking that he was going to be a father, a smile appeared on Ise's face again...

Later, Ise returned home after working in the kindergarten for a day...

"Ise, what did Brother Dave say?" Uzumaki Fuso watched her husband return home and quickly stood up and asked.

"The principal is really nice. He not only gave you two years of maternity leave, but also gave you double your salary during this period," Ise said with a smile.

"Isn't this a bit too..." Fusang was shocked for a while after hearing this...

"I think so too...but the principal kicked me out before I could say anything." Ise smiled bitterly.

"Okay... I'll call Brother Dave later to thank him." In this case, Fuso couldn't say much.

On the table...

"Ise, what would you like to name the child?"

"Hmm, I don't know. If it's a boy, let's call him Uzumaki Nagato. If it's a girl, how about calling him Uzumaki Jiba?"

....

On the other side, Dave's house...

"Little Nagato is about to come out, um... In this case... the other two little ones of the Frog Team have to come out too, and they have to go to the Land of Rain." Dave was lying on the sofa and murmuring something ...

"Dad...Dad..." At this time, a small figure came over and jumped directly into Dave's arms...

"Ha, mua~my dearest little baby!" Dave looked at the little guy in his arms and kissed him hard.

"Dad...with a beard," little Mikoto chuckled and touched Dave's beard.

"Well... let's go, daddy is going to shave now" Dave smiled and picked up little Mikoto.

Yuemei finished cooking and looked at the time...

"Dave, it's already 8 o'clock, why hasn't Dai Yue come back yet?" Yue Mei looked at Dave in the bathroom worriedly and asked.

"Who cares about that kid? He can go wherever he wants. Don't worry about that kid, right? Little Mikoto." Dave shaved his beard and gently scratched little Mikoto's nose with his free hand. Little Mikoto chuckled.

"Go look for him outside. He's still not home at this late hour..." Yue Mei said worriedly.

"That kid has a Flying Thunder God... My old father took him around the entire ninja world before... The entire ninja world has his Flying Thunder God. Where can I find him..." Dave He walked out with little Mikoto in his arms and said with a helpless smile.

"Dad...Dad...Why hasn't my brother come back yet...Hmm...I want to play with my brother." Little Mikoto, who was held in Dave's arms, looked around and asked a little unhappy.

"Grandma, where did that brat go? He's not home so late! Little Mikoto, you're having dinner with mommy now, and daddy went to find him for you. If you find him, you have to spank him." ! Well, give him sixty-four petals.

"Kakuzu! Go backstage and check the GPS location of Daiyue's phone. His grandma's. If she doesn't come home so late, she's going to rebel against him!"

"...I just got home...Although you are the boss, you have no obligation to make me work overtime." Kakuzu on the other side sneered and smiled disdainfully. Do you really think you can do whatever you want as the boss?

"In this month's salary payment, I will give you all the credit I gave you before." Sorry, indeed.

"I'll be at work in a minute"

Looking at little Mikoto who was handed over... and then looking at Dave who ran out in a hurry, holding a mobile phone in his hand and shouting something... Tsukimi smiled helplessly...

Later... Kakuzu and Dave met at the company and checked Daiyue's location in the background...

"Uh... isn't this Danzo's house?" Kakuzu looked at the location of the little red dot on the map and asked doubtfully.

"That's okay" Dave smiled happily.

Afterwards, Dave took out his cell phone and sent a message to his precious son.

Married with two children: My dear son, you are having so much fun with Yun'er at Danzo's house. By the way, are you going to stay there at night? Hey, tell your dad if you have any questions. I can help you solve it.

Married with two children: And wow, um, young people, have restless hormones, ahem, your dad and I both understand, you have to pay attention to safety.

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Kakuzu on the side looked at the message sent by Dave...his face was full of question marks...

On the other side... Danzo's house...

Danzo returned home happily after a tiring day

"Her aunt" Danzo opened the door with a smile on his face

Then... Danzo saw the little white-haired guy sitting on the dining table over there, and his face that was originally full of sunshine and smile suddenly turned gloomy...

"I'm back, come and eat." Mi Lu was chatting with Dai Yue. The more she chatted, the more satisfied she became with Dai Yue. Suddenly she heard Danzo's voice and said towards Danzo.

Danzo stared at the little white-haired boy, slowly walked to the dining table and sat down...

"Dai Yue, why are you here?" Danzo asked through gritted teeth with a smile on his face. Smile...well...I can't compliment you...

"Hello, Uncle Danzo, I'm sorry to bother you. I'm here to do homework with Yun'er. Some of the homework is too difficult and I don't understand it." Dai Yue said with an embarrassed smile.

"Yes, Dai Yue came to me to do homework." Yun'er nodded with a smile on her face.

"Oh~ how's your homework going?" Danzo then asked through gritted teeth.

"There are still some... Then Aunt Mi Lu called us down to eat," Dai Yue explained quickly.

"Father, the teacher left a lot of homework today. It will be very late to finish it. Can you let Dai Yue stay tonight?" Yun'er asked with some anxiety.

"What?!?! You want him to stay??!" Danzo roared instantly.

"What are you shouting for?! What if you scare the children!" Mi Lu slapped the table and shouted in displeasure.

"Yes, yes...I was wrong...I was wrong..." Danzo instantly became cowardly...